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arisunakayama · 2 years

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MADNESS COMBAT X READER MASTERLIST

All readers except in “Pandora’s Box” will be gender neutral until specified.

What I will do:

Gore

Smut

ReaderXCanonXCanon

Angst

Platonic/Familial underage (AND ONLY PLATONIC/FAMILIAL)

What I will NOT do

Underage

Any weird or gross fetish

CanonXCanon (Sorry, this is a reader masterlist for a reason. Maybe some other time.)

List may continue as time goes on

Hank J Wimbleton

Main 4 who’s S/O knits during their downtime

Main 4 meeting AgencyFounder!S/O

Hank with an S/O who’s a Physiatrist

Yandere!Hank X Reader X Tsun!2BDamned

Main 4 with an S/O who has insane reflex/intuition

Main Four with a really Sweet/Generous Convenience Store/CEO! S/O

Fluffy!Main Four + Tricky X Reader

2BDamned

Main 4 who’s S/O knits during their downtime

Main 4 meeting AgencyFounder!S/O

Yandere!Hank X Reader X Tsun!2BDamned

Main 4 with an S/O who has insane reflex/intuition

Main Four with a really Sweet/Generous Convenience Store/CEO! S/O

Fluffy!Main Four + Tricky X Reader

Deimos

Main 4 who’s S/O knits during their downtime

Main 4 meeting AgencyFounder!S/O

Deimos w/ VampireGang!S/O

Main 4 with an S/O who has insane reflex/intuition

Main Four with a really Sweet/Generous Convenience Store/CEO! S/O

Fluffy!Main Four + Tricky X Reader

Sanford

Main 4 who’s S/O knits during their downtime

Main 4 meeting AgencyFounder!S/O

Main 4 with an S/O who has insane reflex/intuition

Main Four with a really Sweet/Generous Convenience Store/CEO! S/O

Fluffy!Main Four + Tricky X Reader

Sanford with a Younger Brother

Phobos

I Don’t Believe In Gods

Infuriating

Dating Phobos Headcanons

Auditor

What dating The Auditor would be like

Tricky/Dr. Hoffnar

Dr. Hoffnar with his S/O Headcannon

Please Believe Me!

Fluffy!Main Four + Tricky X Reader

Tricky X Mime!Reader

Jebediah Christoff/Jebus

Coming soon

Pandora’s Box

Main 4 meeting AgencyFounder!S/O

I Don’t Believe In Gods

Main Four with a Sweet/Generous Convenience Store/CEO! S/O

#madcom x reader #madness combat x reader #hank j wimbleton x reader #2bdamned x reader #deimos x reader #deimos x sanford x reader #sanford x reader #phobos x reader #dr hoffnar x reader #dr.hoffnar x reader #madness tricky x reader #tricky x reader #auditor x reader #jebediah christoff x reader #madness jebus x reader #jebus x reader

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idyat · 2 years

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Madness combat requests idfk

Requests: Open

Since I'm currently STARVING for madcom x reader content (*cough*Deimos*cough*) I have decided to take matters into my own hands

Masterlist

I'll do drawings, headcanons, oneshots, alphabets and multiple parts stories but don't expect these to be good OR quickly done since this is my first time and I am the queen of procrastination

What I will do

•Fluff

•Platonic

•Crack/shitpost

•Heavy angst

•Gore, blood

•Suggestive

•Gendered readers IF their gender is relevant to the story

What I won't do

•P*dophilia, inc*st, toxic/abusive relationships, r*pe, etc

•Transphobia, homophobia, racism, sexism, etc

•Explicit smut

What I'll TRY to do

•AU's

•Polyamory

•Mental or physical conditions

Characters I won't write for (everyone else is probably valid)

•ROMP.FLA

•OC's

Arena Mode Characters I'll write/draw for:

Since I just started watching arena mode gameplay, the list of characters I will write or draw for it will grow over time as I discover them (once the list's dissapeared, it means every arena character is available)

Chopper Dave (please request for him)

Quartermaster Bert

Skinner M.D

Bossman

Chef Pava

Player (however they would be quite hard to write for so if you can give as many precisions as possible in the request that would be lovely)

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cinnamonpatty · 26 days

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Jebediah AU's

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"Put me in a room with Jebediah, and he's coming out with 5 more of his versions cause I'm deranged for AUs"

Basically, this is a reason why I drew that x] Hopefully you can see my handwriting There's more AU's, but I didn't draw em yet

Kinda explanation

I posted about Frieren AU and SCP'ish AU already, so I will not repeat myself. Just have links if you interested in my rambling about it.

SCP'ish AU art

Frieren AU art

About Lost Parts AU I'll give some text here, but probably later just do link to full art of it Many text ahead

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Madcom's random shit AU with angels And with Jebnarr

Modern days, but with the fact that angels do exist (and most likely God too, mb it's Maker, I dunno) and periodically appear in the world of people. Because of this, faith is very influential in the world and no one will even ask questions if someone is killed for blasphemy or something like that. Jebediah is one of the ancient angels, and an incredibly powerful one at that, who was imprisoned for thousands of years after (not)accidentally killing several hundred thousand of his fellows. Additionally, all the eyes and wings were cut out, because they are also the receptacles of angels' powers. Parts were simply hidden in the human world, but they were found, and as a result, fake angels began to appear. (Basically, angels didn't care or couldn't do anything about this) Most likely, the transition between dimensions costs a lot of resources. Jebediah escaped or something, but he did get to the human world and began to collect his lost parts. The first one to find was an eye from "angel" who once again organized a wanton massacre of people because of his ego or something, blah blah blah, you get the idea. Among the (almost)survivors was only Hoffy. Jebediah had no personal reason to save a human, but given the time he was locked up, he was very confused about the surrounding technology, so he made the exception and he gave him something like a blessing. In short Jebediah become smt like guardian angel and can't really go far from Isaac(my name for Hoffnar) (I love this trope, goddamt)

Smt like that lol

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cheyningdiamond · 3 years

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Hoffnar x Christoff fluff please👉👈there is so little Hoffnar x Christoff content🧍‍♂️

A Day Off In Bed

Hoffnar and Christoff laid in bed, cuddling each other. Christoff was laying against Hoffnar with his head on his belly. He was snuggling onto him and letting out soft purrs. Hoffnar couldn't help but smile and giggle softly. "Christoff, what are you doing?" "Mnn, tired... Tummy soft..."

"Naaww, but that's what pillows are for. But, I'm not complaining." The small, chubby male put his hand on Christoff's head. It was so nice finally getting a week off after working non-stop for 5 months. Phobos decided to actually give them some time to relax together, but definitely teased the two about spending time together. Even though they were married now. "Christoff?" "Yes, my love?" "Why do you think Phobos didn't come to our wedding?" Christoff looked up at him, then scoffed softly. "Because he's a dick? Frankly, I'm glad he didn't show up. He would've ruined the wedding." "Why do you hate him so much?" "Oh I've got a list... He's always so high and mighty on his high horse, thinking he's soooo royal. He treats us like crap, even you. You had to fight tooth and nail to get him to even give us the week off." Hoffnar scratched his own chin. "I guess... I didn't really think he was that bad. A bit brash sure, but... I dunno." "Sweetheart... You sorta can't really see it, because he's your boss." "Isn't he yours, too?" The smaller husband laughed. Christoff rolled his eyes with a smirk. "I've known him for much longer... I've put up for his bullshit longer than you've been here." Hoffnar pouted. "Are you saying I'm naive?" "Er... A-A tad. But, I don't mean that in a bad way." Hoffnar decided to be playful about this. "And here I thought Jebediah Christoff was just like me... But alas, he is still the smarter one." "Ahh don't give me that crap." Jeb smirked, gently pinching Hoffnar's sides. This caused him to squeal and kick. "N-Noohooo! Evil!" "Still just as adorable as ever..." "Sh-Shush! You're more adorable!" "Nope. Not scientifically possible." He slid his hands under Hoffnar's sweater and attacked, making him arch his back and cackle. "Oh, that's it...!" Hoffnar grabbed Christoff's wrists and pinned him down, getting him back. That morning ended off with two grown men laughing and kissing each other.

#my fics #jebediah christoff #hoffnar #madness combat

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arisunakayama · 1 year

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hofnarr is definitely the type of guy to overwork himself half to death. if you have time, id love to see a bit with overworked hofnarr x reader who has to lovingly force him to take a break!

A Little Break

T/W: slight angst but honestly, that’s really it.

Sleepless nights were a common thing for Dr. Hoffnar whenever he buried himself in work. Busying himself in The Project Nexus or with trying help Jebediah with whatever work there needed to be done for Sleeper Project to the point exhaustion would overcome his body. Many times where he had fallen asleep at his desk or was falling asleep during meetings. Many times he had downed multiple cups of coffee and caffeine pills in hopes of trying to stay awake only to increase his anxiety with his career. Where he starved for days cause he had forgotten to eat something because he was too engrossed in whatever he was currently working on. It was a miracle that he somehow did not work himself to death. Then again, he did have you to thank.

He remembers the times where you would have to pull him from work. Scolding him that every once in a while that it was good to take a break from everything going on as you had taken care of him. The taste and smell of your homemade cooking would always bring him back to reality only for him to finally realize how starving he really was. How you would always force him off from work to finally wind down and forget about everything that drove him towards death just from overworking himself. Hofnarr always enjoyed your doting. Your hugs and kisses. How you would gently coax him into falling asleep whenever he was visibly exhausted.

And as much as he would argue with you, saying he had to finish whatever paperwork he had on his desk, he always appreciated when you would force him to take care of himself. However, these nights and days were a common occurrence. There would be days the two of you would argue just because he came home in the middle of the night or wouldn’t be home for days on end. How he would try to argue saying that it was for the good of Nevada only for you to fire back that he needed to take care of himself as well as needing him just as much as he needed you. He knew you were right, but somethings can’t be changed so quickly. But the two of you would reconcile after, spending missed time together. Whether it’d be just cuddling together watching a movie or making up lost time in the bedroom.

All he knew right now was that you were his reason to keep going. The reason why he hadn’t worked himself to literal death all because you would force him to take a break from work. Melting in your arms whenever you kissed and hugged him while coaxing him to fall asleep whenever he was sleep deprived from not sleeping for days. Always being the reason why he remembered and looked forward to eating his food whenever you packed him lunch or dinner. How he looked forward to coming home to you and away from the grueling work along with those horrid experiments usually done there to unlucky grunts. To escape the bloody and depressing atmosphere of Nevada itself and into the safety of your guys’s shared home.

Hoffnar genuinely loves and appreciates you for being there for him, despite him not being able to do the same. He tries to show his appreciation back to you with gifts or just wanting to spend his time with only you whenever he was able to get free time. Hoffnar thinks he at least owes you that for how much of a wonderful S/O you are to him. And that you deserve the same.

#madness combat x reader #madcom x reader #madness tricky x reader #tricky x reader #madcom tricky x reader

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cheyningdiamond · 3 years

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so I was scrolling through madness combat stuff and came across one of your many Christnarr / tricky x jeb fics, so I was hoping to make a request afterwards. A fic where Tricky keeps asking jeb to come prank and troll people with him, jeb ends up coming along with him and all that pranking karma catches up to them lol. ( I hope this isn't too complicated for u to make )

Oooh yes!!

Tricky giggled excitedly as he held a bag full of water balloons. He was so tempted on getting Hank and the others. What made this even better for him was that he managed to talk Jeb into coming with and helping. Christoff, however, felt this was childish...

"Hoffnar, are you sure you really want to do this? This seems... silly."

"C'MON JEBBY!! IT'LL BE FUN! ALL WE GOTTA DO IS KNOCK ON THEIR DOOR, HIDE IN THE BUSHES THEN BAM! DRENCHED AND WRECKED!"

"This is ridiculous... Plus, I'm quite sure Hank will get furious."

"NOO NOO IT'LL BE FUNNY! TRUST ME!" He handed the bag to Jeb. "OK, GO HIDE IN THOSE BUSHES. I'LL KNOCK AND RUN OVER, THEN WE'LL GET WHOEVER COMES OUT!"

Jeb sighed. "Fine..." he took the bag and walked over, hiding in the bushes.

Tricky went to calmly knocked but being as violent as he was, pounded on the door and ran in, hiding as well.

After a minute, the door opened and Sanford walked out. He looked around curiously, before getting hit in the back with a water balloon.

"WOAH! Hey!" Sanford shivered, looking around frantically. Tricky had a hand over his mouth, snickering and giggling. Jeb couldn't help but find this slightly amusing.

Sanford growled. "Whoever's out there, I'm gonna k-k-kick your ass!"

Deimos walked out. "Jesus dude, why are you screaming?"

"I got fuckin' hit with a water balloon!"

"Oh shit-" he looked at his damp back and pants, then busted out laughing. "Ohh that's golden!"

Tricky looked at Jeb. "YOU GET DEIMOS."

"What? Tricky I can't-"

The clown gave his lover the puppy dog eyes, ultimately making him give up. "Fine, fine..."

Jeb pulled out a pink water balloon and threw it. As Deimos laughed he got hit in the head with it.

"Ough-!"

Sanford cackled. "Not so fun now, is it!? Seriously, who is doing that, though?" The two looked around. They stopped and looked at each other evilly.

"Ohh Haaaaank!!" They both sung.

The two men in the bushes blinked. "Oh no..."

"EHEHEHE WE HAVE TO. THEY CLEARLY WANT IT TO HAPPEN."

Hank walked out, rubbing his tired eyes, as if he just got out of bed. He only wore a black tank top and shorts. "What is it, you two?"

"We wanted to show you something!" Sanford was trying so hard not to smile.

"Well what is-" before he could speak any more, Tricky grabbed a balloon and threw it at his chest. "Augh-!"

Sanford and Deimos held onto each other, pointing at Hank and laughing hysterically.

"Ohh God-! I dunno who's doing that but-" Deimos wheezed. "That's so fucking funny!"

"Oh God damn it, you two!" Hank huffed. "I outta smack you both-"

He stopped talking once they heard two more sets of laughter. One glitchy and high, and the other, a deep slightly rasp laughter. They heard it coming from the bushes.

Jebediah, tears in his eyes, clung onto Tricky, who was holding onto his sides. "EEHEHE-EE-EHEHE THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES!!"

"Oh God- Ahah-! This really was fun..." Jeb laughed, wiping tears from his eyes.

The laughter slowly died down however, once the trio got closer, moving the bushes open and seeing the two.

The God-like male and clown stared, smiling anxiously. "Uh... greetings, boys..."

"RUUUUNN!!" Tricky ran off, practically leaving Jeb behind.

Hank immediately grabbed Jeb by his ankles, dragging the now squirming male out. "A-Ah- nohooo!" He wiggled, still laughing from this.

"San, Dei, go get clown-boy!" The two men nodded and chased after Tricky, catching him instantly. The clown giggled playfully and squirmed as he was dragged back to Hank.

"W- What're you gonna do to us? Blame Tricky, he started it!"

"YOU JOINED IN TO, JEBBY~!"

Hank watched as Sanford pulled out the bag of balloons, putting his thumb up at his boss.

"I think we know exactly what to do with you two." Hank smirked evilly.

Later, Tricky and Jeb were running away as Hank, Sanford and Deimos chased them both, throwing the remainder of balloons at the two.

Tricky kept laughing hysterically. "THIS IS SO FUU-UU-UUNN!!"

"Ack! Too cold-! D-D-Dammit you guys, knock it- oooOOFF!" Jeb squealed when another was thrown at him.

Eventually, the three ran out of balloons and just tackled them to the ground, giggling evilly to themselves.

Poor Jeb shouldn't have let Tricky talk him into this. But at least the entire time they had fun, as much as Jeb didn't want to admit it.

#This has to be the cutest one ;;#tricky #jebediah christoff #hank #sanford #deimos #my fics #madness combat

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cheyningdiamond · 3 years

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Hello may i order some tricky x jeb cocaine like i notice that hof have glasses but tricky dont imagine something like: tricky dont see super well and jeb help him time to time 🤔 im bad at explain stuff xd

Yeee he so would

Jebediah sighed as he pointed at the sign. "Hoffnar, have you lost your reading ability? It says it's closed..." the two were right outside of a bakery, early in the morning. Tricky had begged Jebediah to take him out for sweet shopping for weeks and wanted to come in early so they were the first to get something.

What Tricky didn't realise however was that they were 2 hours early from opening.

"WHAAAT!? IT SAYS 8 AM!! SEE!? IT'S 8 AM!!"

"Wh- no, it says 6! Come here." He pulled Tricky closer to the sign and the clown squinted his eyes and stared. "...OH YEAH IT DOES SAY 6... HUH..."

The God-like being sighed and reached into his coat and pulled out a familiar pair of green glasses. He put them on the clown's face and pushed him back a few feet back where he was before.

"Alright. Read it from here."

Tricky took a few seconds before he started to read. "OPENING HOURS 8 AM TO 9 PM... ...HEY I CAN SEE IT!"

Tricky paused for a moment. "WAIT WHY DID YOU STILL HAVE MY GLASSES?"

Jeb blushed and looked away. "I... keep it in case you need it. And obviously you still do."

Tricky huffed and adjusted the glasses on his face. "THEY FEEL WEIRD. AND I LOOK LIKE A NERD!"

"Well, you need them, so keep them on." He took his hand. "Let's go waste some time. Perhaps I can lend you one of my books."

"UGGHHHH... READING IS BORIIIIINGGG!!" The clown complained as he was being dragged off.

#my fics #madness combat #jebediah christoff #tricky

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