#howdy pardner kalvin

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Henclair. Ily rems!

hghdfh kalvin thank youuu

Gives nose/forehead kisses

lucas

Gets jealous the most

dustin

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

probably dustin tbh

Takes care of on sick days

they both do but dustin gets sick more often

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day

lucas

Gives unprompted massages

lucas

Drives/rides shotgun

lucas drives, dustin rides shotgun because hes better at navigation

Brings the other lunch at work

lucas brings dustin lunch

Has the better parental relationship

dustin loves his mom tbh

Embarrassingly drunk dancer

tbh both of them

Still cries watching Titanic

dustin

Firmly believes in couples costumes

lucas

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas

lucas

Makes the other eat breakfast

dustin

Remembers anniversaries

dustin

Brings up having kids

lowkey lucas

#henclair #send more yall #carson rambles #qp kool aid kalvin #howdy pardner kalvin

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gentle reminder that @sarkastiksunglasses deserves all good things

#ily #howdy pardner kalvin

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Stenbrough stuff because we are them!!!!

hhhhhhHHH YES them

ok so because i am in the spirit

Stenbrough Halloween Things

(cough cough @stanthebestfuckingman cough cough)

- so stan’s family doesnt do halloween for reasons right

- but bill and georgie love halloween

- georgie is alive in this btw because fuck canon

- so stan mentions this one day

- *offended gasp* “you dont celebrate halloween???”

- so bill makes stan do a bunch of halloween activities with him (and sometimes georgie)

- they go to a corn maze and have a lot of fun

- they take georgie to a haunted house and bill and georgie are scared the whole time

- so stan holds both of their hands

- they carve pumpkins together

- stan thinks the gutting part is really gross meanwhile bill has pumpkin guts in his hair

- but they have a lot of fun and mrs denbrough frames a good picture she got of them laughing at each other

- stan’s pumpkin is kind of sloppy because it took him a while to get the hang of it

- but bill insists he take it home and light it up anyways

- stan agrees to take georgie trick-or-treating with bill

- so the two of them dress up as marty mcfly and doc brown (bill wanted to be doc brown so bad, and stan thought it was adorable)

- and they walk around with georgie, who is dressed as a robot because reasons

- and its wholesome and i love them

#:))))) #stenbrough #Halloween #carson rambles #qp kool aid kalvin #howdy pardner kalvin

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Unpopular opinion that Will is more then just his sexuality

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

the boy is creative and kind and nerdy and he’s got all this trauma to deal with and people just focus on him being gay i-

#carson rambles #qp kool aid kalvin #howdy pardner kalvin #will byers #feel free to rb this lowkey #also send more

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I have nothing better to do and it's been a while since I've been I'm ask box and trust me I love being here. I'ma start off with hello pardner Rems I love you. I've been thinking about qp Dustin and El and listening to the playlist you made me and smoothies and now Starbucks. Anyways El head canons as well if you'd like!

Ghjrjeiwne kalvin ilysm,, also all good thoughts

And yes!!! El!!! I love her!!!

- she’s the type to just like attract people to her but has literally zero social skills

- she is close with the party and like that’s it

- she and will like to say that they’re twins to avoid questions

- also it makes her feel like more part of the family

- she is such an icon I love her

- anyways

- she joins the school choir and is Number One Alto

- she and will and Jonathan have wholesome sibling dance parties

#carson rambles #qp kool aid kalvin #howdy pardner kalvin #el hopper

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I'm afraid to pop in because you have so many asks but like I wanted to show my love and appreciation for you. You are great and you make my day! You are the light in my life and I think about you a lot, I hope you are doing good and know you can always come to me! I love you lots!

hjerhjhjthrhg there always room for you and lowkey i prioritize your asks also ILY SDHIGDKJGDFJKGFDUIDGF

#look yall its my pardner #howdy pardner kalvin #qp kool aid kalvin #carson rambles

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Unpopular opinions, Mike isn't an asshole and he just making mistakes.

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

he’s a kid and its rough for him so i can’t be too hard on him

#carson rambles #qp kool aid kalvin #howdy pardner kalvin #mike wheeler

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I screenshot things you say that mean a lot to me and like I have a lot and I'm very clingy I'm sorry. I loved the head canons you had for El!!! I smiled!! I'm still shooketh that you like even like me at all. I'm so GAY I'm so sorry Rems.

Ruebeuierjeb I’m glad you like them!! Also I’m and very gay for you so it’s ok

#carson rambles #qp kool aid kalvin #howdy pardner kalvin

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The Halloween Spooky times asks. Ghost, Candy corn, Vampire, Skelton, Zombie, Full moon, and Broomstick. Btw love you Rems you are ever thing to me Bubba and like smile because you are just the light in my life.

jhsfjhdsjkdjdfs kal ilyt

👻Ghost: Do you get scared easily?

no, i dont think i do

🎃Candy Corn: What is your favorite kind of candy?

i really love kitkats a lot

👻Vampire: What is your favorite supernatural creature?

i really love were-beasts (is that what theyre called?) like any half human-half beast that turns under the moon or something, thats my shit

👻Skeleton: Have you ever broken a bone?

no, i have not

👻Zombie: Do you think that you could survive a zombie apocalypse?

yeah, i’m pretty fit and i think im smart enough as well

👻Full Moon: Do you prefer nighttime or daytime?

nighttime 1000%

👻Broomstick: What exciting places have you traveled to?

my family took a trip to california to see my sister a few years back, it was a lot of fun

#carson rambles #qp kool aid kalvin #howdy pardner kalvin

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Quiet, soft, actually smart Protagonist vibes (also I love you)

Jrbdheodk thank you ily

Tell me my vibes/energy

#carson rambles #qp kool aid kalvin #howdy pardner kalvin

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Happy birthday @sarkastiksunglasses!!!! Kal ilysm and you’re one of the best things that’s ever happened to me, I hope you have an amazing day

#howdy pardner kalvin #ilysm #youre amazing #carson rambles

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I said brrrr hello Rems!!! Wanted to say how awesome you are and that I love you so much!!! You give me love and appreciation and you are so patient with me. I can't thank you enough. You are my favorite person ever and I really hope I'm enough for you. U are number 1 Rems.

Ufjbrbeekspsmrhekenrj KALVIN ily and you’re so amazing and you are enough!!!!

#carson rambles #qp kool aid kalvin #howdy pardner kalvin