#i dont stan bella fr

[soconfusedwithmylife]

see that was my exact problem like not that hawks cant be non angsty and good but like spinner is SO pre-wolf jacob like he is the one whining about having to tell tomura to stay off touya cause his dad gave him 20 bucks, fixing bikes with him, hating on sam uley for taking his friends away (i dont have the mental strength to sort a sam rn) but like after he transforms he is SO HAWKS, the banter, the snark, the if you dont kiss me rn i just might go kms idk, UGH. and touya is like perfect edward cause everyone thinks they are like cool as a cucumber but in their head its kermit in a washing machine while something like last resort or bring me to life plays. and like tomura and bella look a frail human but they'll do shit like casually slice their arm surrounded by vampires and everyone's like 'oh you are unhinged, actually'. idk man i feel like im letting all the shigahawks stans out there, you know? all five of them! i feel like it could work if it was like, leant more into the banter side. like kevin thought tomura was pretty and he is also fun to hang out with but like after new moon he is like 'oh!! he's crazy too!!! <333' and tomura's like 'ive done like REAL stupid shit since we met do you have some issues' and kevin's like 'oh!! you wanna fix me so bad <33' like basically, edward's angrier, jacob's slightly mellower and bella is just REALLY tired. ive invested too much on this oh my god look away loOK AWAY LOOK AWAY

I literally love you omg. See, now you're making me want to marathon all of the movies tonight.

From what I can remember of the movies, you're so right about pre-wolf Jacob being spinner. 100% such a good boy. Then hawks being post-transfermation Jacob? 🥴 Bro, I love your brain fr. I freaking cackled with the Kermit in a washing machine while last resort plays. Dead ⚰️ I'm just dead cause you're so freaking right, that it hurts lmao.

I would love to see the flip flopping between them that bella does. Like, I can totally see Touya going "adios ✌️ *fades into oblivion*" and hawks swooping in like a bird of prey to save tomura from himself.

(The 'I might just kms if you don't kiss me' and the 'you wanna fix me so bad' got my heart going ngl. I love toxic stuff like that and it fits them so well 😩)

#anon

[2fishbowls]

chi since when were you a bella stan account

plix stop!!! NOOOOOO i hate you guys lmaoooo

take off anon so we can proper scrap what is this, you faceswap the bitch 8 times and suddenly you have a shrine...

#asks #i dont stan bella fr #y'all want me to use nina dobrev or smth???

[wtfdidyoudokevin]

Edward what the fu-

ok has anyone else noticed that the prince we found so so so charming really wasn't as awesome and amazing as we thought (no hate i still stan edward i just wanted to point these out)

1. Why did he leave bella in the woods like that?

Why didn't he just say hey ily bye and super speed away? Like did he think she could outrun run? Its very clear from the woods im a vampire scene he knows she cant fight him off.

2. He watched bella sleep/ stalked her

Umm idk about you but i dont find 100+ year vampires staring at me in my sleep romantic... Its just creepy

3. (Book scene) the tear scene

Yup the awkward as hell edward consumes bellas tear like what? Just why? And for what?

4. He tried to scare bella

He purposefully tried to scare bella so she would stay away and he constantly went back in forth with a yeah lets be friends lets be more and you're stupid if you like me like huhhhhh????!

5. He messed with her truck so ahe couldn't see jacob

Yeah i hate jacob but fr? Your that insecure???????

I could list more but i dont want to make you read an essay lmao ig like if you want more or comment if you want me to talk about a specific character

#twilight