#i love rhysie

[leafeater-dilflover]

rhys darby is so pretty as stede bonnet. like wow

#david rly gave us rhys dressed in frilly shirts and blonde curly hair #everyone say thank you david jenkins #our flag means death #rhys darby #i love rhysie #he’s really in his hot girl summer #love to see it #plus all the new rhys content?? #i am thriving #he just finished his east coast (aka rhyst-coast) tour and he’s going back to nz #plus a new episode of the cryptid factor #and buttons at his shows!!! #the way he speaks so highly of the fandom #literally has my heart doing backflips #i cannot wait for them to start filming s2 #i am so ready for all the new content we’re going to get #my post #it’s rhysie time

[soupbtch]

WELL THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA 🤜 SAY 🤜 IF YOU 🤜 SAY 🤜 ‘ZADDY’ 🤜🤜🤜

#rhysie I love you #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd bts #rhys darby

[saltpepperbeard]

Stede is hotter than his man is.

Fight me

...COUNTERPOINT, ANON, WITH SOME EDITS HERE:

THEY'RE BOTH HOT SHDKLJS.

Or, to throw a Rhysie Gif in here for some additional pizzazz/point:

#Answered #Anons #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #OFMD #Edit #...SLIGHT fighting words indeed considering I'm an Ed/Taika Girlie (gn) and subsequently have a bias sdjklsds BUT #I cannot deny the fact that they're BOTH handsome/beautiful/hot/etc etc #And to put one over the other? #When they both have lovely characteristics that makes them both uniquely handsome?? #FIGHT //ME// ANON SHDJKLS #now with BIASES in effect #i have more of a thing for ed/taika because i'm Bewitched by his eyes and salt pepper hair #but see i GET why the rhysie girlies (gn) have heart attacks every two seconds #LIKE #I UNDERSTAND HSJKLDHS

[krotiation]

Feeling absolutely distraught over the face Rhys makes when he realizes just what he's gonna have to do to himself to cut Jack off

And Jack's face when he realizes that oh. This is actually happening. This is really it

#cant mansplain manspread manipulate yourself out of this one #one thing i will always love abt jacks writing is how you sorta get manipulated by him through the screen #despite knowing everything you know about him #and this scene + angels death segment is such good examples of that bc they really make you feel Bad #so imagine how rhysie feels when he has to literally rip jack out of his body right in front of him #while jack is pleading with him to stop #it doesnt matter that he tried to strangle him just moments ago because truly? things could have ended differently and thats what hurts most #and rhys is forced to learn that he cant “fix” jack or placate him enough to just let him go #rhack #txt #babe wake up new rhack ramble just dropped #im going insane

[hang-on-lil-tomato]

Rhys Darby at The Keswick Oct 17, 2023

What a GREAT time!

I realized today how much LOVE was in that room! Love for rhys, for his “essence” (har har) and love right back at us!

it was a delightful time, rhys doing his greatest hits,

he can’t promote OFMD, which is fine since half the audience was dressed as pirates. We know about his little pirate rom com.

but…he very subtlety did a riff on “come back to me” and not so subtlety did “I did a punch”. Pretty awesome ways he had of sneaking that stuff in!

he got the best cheers for that bit of fan service.

his opening act was great, and he was doing a bit about usa tv, and CSi. It was ok, but it was kind of flat for him until he said something about the kind of shows you guys watch are about gay pirates, and we all went wild.

I met a cool fan with the same name as me, she was just back from NYCC. That was great! So we hung out, had dinner, and chatted. It was so nice to rave on with someone about OFMD details, and of course Rhysie. Really made the experience so much better, because I always go alone to things.

Steve was also joking about “where the hell are we? Rhys asked me to a show in Philly with him, but this isn’t Philly, is it?”

GLENSIDE, we shouted. It’s actually a very cute, upscale, suburban bedroom community for Philly. And we call everything around here Philadelphia, so that’s hysterical.

philadelphia factory outlets is in Sanatogo,

Philadelphia folk festival is in Schwenksville.

today I told everyone at school I saw Rhys Darby, and they looked at me like “Is that a band?” 😂🤣😂

Rhys asked the audience if anyone was local to Glenside. YES! And you’ve heard of me?

😂🤣

the capacity was 1300 but I estimate it was only 3/4 on attendance max, so maybe 800, but many DEVOUT fans. The orchestra was filled with SUPERFANS.

Anyone who pays any attention to my silly blah blah blog know I adore Rhys, but these folks are NEXT LEVEL. I had an excellent seat, but I’m glad I wasn’t quite in the gravy basket with the priesthood up front. May Rhys Bless Them from on high.

no merch table, just two guys doing stand up. Just down and dirty, simple and great.

unfortunately he and Steve couldn’t meet and greet as they had to drive up to Connecticut. But Rhys and he drove by and honked at the crowd in front of the theater. Unfortunately for me, I was on the wrong side of the street.

see Rhys LIVE! It’s a special experience.

oh, and don’t use AXL ticketing with their stupid app. Luckily I was prepared with my proof of purchase, ID and CC. Never again!

but I’d definitely see Rhys again.

the audience is part of the show!

#ofmd #our flag means death #rhys darby #You’ve heard of me #rhys montague darby #i love Rhysie to piecie! #stede bonnet #fan service #comedy show #live comedy #i love him your honor!

[wastingyourgum]

A new Rhysie reaction gif, made on request from the ever-lovely @appleteeth and for no particular reason whatsoever...

(More Rhysie reactions...)

#For all your shit-stirring showrunner needs... #(We love you really DJenks!) #Rhys Darby #Rhysie reactions #stuff wot I made #my gifs

[ineffablecollision]

Jandals - Rhysently Granted (2016)

#this is solely for the nose scrunch #also wrecked steve is strong with this one and i love it #rhysently granted #rhys darby #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association #every single rhysie nose scrunch extends my life span #all that jazz

[mxmollusca]

Rhysie would very much like for you to donate to the Himalayan Trust to help build and equip schools in the Everest region of Nepal.

#i stan one kiwi dilf #Rhys Darby #i love him your honor #stede bonnet #ofmd #rhysie IG #Himalayan Trust

[shirohirolu]

I watched Prime

THEY UNBEEP'D MY BOOP

#sonic prime #sonic prime spoilers #metal sonic #i hate it i hate it #the only time i liked the eggbaby i swear to god #chaos sonic?? i think thats what that mf said his name was #i loved him #rhysie rambles

[flowerflamestars]

Timeloop snippet

It gutted to nothing, not even smoke, and Nesta smiled. “You see me? And Lucien?”

  Fire and light forever- fierce and gentle- apple blossoms carried on the wind, over fields of gold and yellow. Her dearest hound- her dearest- a murderous scowl that hid abject adoration, not here, not yet, out there waiting for her and here too, in this-

  The dizzy world righted so, so slow behind her eyes, and they waited for her.

  Brighter, lighter than she’d felt since the last time she saw her baby sister’s human face, Elain laughed.

  Opened eyes she hadn’t even realized she’d shut. “Where’s Daisy?”

  Wordless, Nesta hauled her into a ferocious hug, holding Elain’s shoulders hard enough nearly to hurt. It felt right- Elain felt right, like she’d stepped out of chaos once she’d put her feet on a familiar path.

  “Eating legs off chairs at my mother’s house, I think,” Lucien told her, through a soft laugh, invisible past the fall Nesta’s unbound hair. “I’ll write.”

  Elain could write a letter. She just had to remember the right name.

  But there were more pressing matters, including that she was on the floor in some horrid, beribboned concoction of a nightdress.

  “Just give me a moment,” Elain sprang to her feet on legs that felt new, coltish long and yet- she could remember learning them. Remember falling down oh so many stairs, trying to get the hell out of this house on them. “And I’ll be ready to leave.”

  In silent agreement, Nesta pulled a handful of pins from her pocket, and began to make quick, neat work of pulling back her hair.

  “Where are we going?” She heard Lucien ask as she stepped out of the room, coming to the sprawling wardrobe stocked with about a hundred outfits that bared either all her legs or back or stomach.

  It took digging, to find something remotely comfortable, much less sensible. The black didn’t suit her in the slightest, but this was Velaris- they were a breath from Sangravah, the weaving capital of this continent- Elain would be damned, if she couldn’t find a single lovely dress.

  Nesta didn’t answer until Elain returned. “You know, I feel like pie.”

#Elain immediately righted on the timeline: WHERE IS MY DOG? #the correct response to nonsense! #Elain: I would like to leave I would like MY PUPPY AND MY COUGH MEAN BF COUGH AND TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE- #she can see the loops! #kinda sorta ish #Nesta: right so you know everything would you like to meet my bestie a God? #I love these three as a team!! #and. nothing #nothing #is funnier than Rhysie and co perceiving this as Nesta chaperoning #meanwhile Elain: kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss #she is smashing their faces together in all ways but physical #no grave can hold me body down #lucien/nesta #yes Elain is my voice to complain about NC fashion being...flawed.

[fieryglutenfreechickennoodles]

#rhys darby #stede bonnet #rhysie my beloved #ofmd #he is trying to kill me I swear #no wonder Ed fell in love #I mean DAMN #LOOK AT HIM #instagram stories

[sad-yehaw]

“Stede becomes a man.”

#i am howling i am SCREAMING how do i calm myself down i already cried listening to the Kermit rainbow song i love them i love this fandom i #i love ofmd so much i always loved pirates as a kid and as a born woman it always bugged me not being allowed a beard and so whenever #i could dress up as a pirate i used to make this paper mustache and was so proud #one day im gonna buy myself a proper prosthetic mustache and some facial hair and its over for yall #i love i love i love i love #ofmd #eccc 2023 #stede bonnet #ofmd roach #samba schutte #rhys darby #rhysie my beloved

[leafeater-dilflover]

rhys is actually well read and well traveled and knows quite a lot about animals and history and i find that insanely attractive

#rhys darby #the cryptid factor #yes babygirl talk to me about animals #i fucking love biology #rhysie and his obsession with cryptozoology 🫶🫶 #he knows a lot about animals !! #i’ll say it again #he’s a cryptid #still haven’t figured this man out #my post

[princess-tulip-writes]

RHSYAND <3

#rhysie #rhysand 🌷 #gah i just love him so much #he so sexy

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

i’d like to state for the record that wrecked is the most magnificent tv show i’ve ever seen and i don’t know what i’ll do when it’s over in two episodes

#this is hyperbole but also in a much more real way IT ISN'T AND I'M COMPLETELY SERIOUS #idk what it is about this show that has delighted me SO MUCH but by jove it sure has #profoundly silly deserted island adventure series is apparently what i have always been waiting for #why does the universe cancel everything i love #dollsome's deep thoughts #thank you rhysie darby for leading me here

[hang-on-lil-tomato]

we’re not gonna talk about this?

#ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #rhys darby #rhys montague darby #i love him your honor #not a spoiler #just Rhysie being Rhysie #Instagram