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#i want to be in this quadruple decker sandwich
not-a-bad-dragon · 7 months
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Pov the party rocks up and they're all well over 6ft
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i just consumed ur fic like i was beel and ur fic was a quadruple decker sandwich and i just want to say it’s so frickin good thank you for writing it
ahhh, thank YOU for letting me know this!! i'm always glad to know someone's enjoyed it ^^
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cyrkensianbuds · 7 years
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*History Maker starts playing in the background*
Svanhvít “Hvít" Ozerov
General Information
Age: 40? (He’s ridiculously pretty though.)
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Birthday: January 4
Title: Swan King (Hvít says his title with a completely straight face and Gemma takes forever to stop laughing hysterically. Every. Single. Time.)
(She once managed to keep it up for 3 hours with periodic 2 minutes break in which they would sit in complete silence until Hvít did it again but with a different intonation.)
(At least it proves the theory that Gemma is mostly all air.)
Class: Troubadour
Secondary Class: Mercenary (He can’t swing a double-edged sword to save his life.)
Weapon: A gnarled staff that seems to be partially covered in diamond dust and old bloodstains. (You’re too afraid to ask, partially because the last poor cannon fodder sod who asked disappeared and also because you’re pretty sure you don’t want to know where he got it from.)
(Okay, that was a lie, but still our self-preservation outweighs your curiosity.)
(Most of the time.)
He also carries around a pair of strange blades with straps attached, but you’re not quite sure how they were used. (And whenever you or anyone else you managed to bribe into asking for you asked he would smile mysteriously and deflect like a champ.)
(He keeps on giving you these funny smiles and you know that he knows you’ve been asking around.)
Hair: Blonde
Eye: Blue (No, that was not a typo. You can never have too many rakish men with eye-patches.)
(Unfortunately, what hides under his eye-patch is just as unsettling as his personality.)
(Not terrifying or anything. Just unsettling.)
Personal Skill
Winter’s Grace
“This kid, has gone streaking out in weather so cold your breath doesn’t just condense, it freezes. And here you have this guy who strips down to his birthday suit and frolics out about in a blizzard! And do you know what the worst part is? He looks good while doing it. Even I can’t pull that off and I’m the epitome of perfection!”  - Definitely Aton at some point in his life
When on Snowy terrain, all allies including the Unit’s will  receive a +3 in Spd, Str, Luck, and Skill, as well as a +1 movement, +10 Avoid and Dodge. These numbers will grow by +1 every third round.
Otherwise, the increase remains at +1 for all aforementioned Stats except for movement throughout the entire battle.
[Yes, he does have a Dragon Vein ability. It kind of fits in with the Seiryu category with several notable Genbu exceptions.]
*Music smoothly segues into Let It Go piano intro*
Background
Born to an estranged daughter of an Ice Tribe couple, Hvít inherited his father’s magical powers.
His father was a powerful and infamous Sorcerer from the Northern Lands, further North of even the Ice Tribe Lands.
Or so said his mother, but then again she continued to insist that he was female for most of his young life so he didn’t lend her words much credence.
From the time that his mother arrived at the Ice Tribe, there have been weather anomalies around the area such as an increase in snowstorms, drastic drops in temperature, a lack of hunting game and longer, harsher winters.
Many of the non-magical community blamed Hvít’s mother and started heaping blame and abuse on her shoulders.
A few years after Hvít’s birth, his grandfather died of an illness and his grandmother died soon after from what appears to be a wild bear attack.
The villagers can no longer be quelled by the soothing of the Tribal Chief and verbal insults soon become more physical in nature as the non-magical community and even some of the Dark Mages, Sorcerers, and Witches start to panic.
He activated his powers when the villagers attempted to kill him and his mother around when he was ten.
He freezes all of the men hiding in the snow banks who are watching to see the deed done.
His mother still ends up drowning to death.
Frightened, he escapes out into the wilderness before the other villagers realize what has happened.
He meets Gemma there as he wanders farther South.
She takes him under her figurative wing.
Skip forward about 20 years later, Hvít is 40 and wandering the lands with his daughter as a Troubadour.
He joins Corrin’s army when he realizes Gemma has joined and brings his daughter along with him.
(Well that was unnecessarily dark and dramatic.)
Fun Tid-bits
- He acts very carefree and easygoing, but he is actually always low-key distressed. And when he gets distressed, he feels the need to burn off the extra energy by either dancing or fighting. But he still continues to act super blasé which only adds another layer of unease to your towering quadruple decker sandwich long list of things that kind of freak you out about him.
- He is very protective of Gemma and jokingly calls her his mother. He considers her more like a guardian, but he is just as devoted to making her happy as any other child she raised
- He is a very aggressive person; he’s aggressively friendly, aggressively caring, aggressively mothering- He’s just really aggressive in general. That’s in positive contexts. Dragons help you if you manage to piss him off.
- He is a fairly good older brother who will totally back you up in a fight if you need it, but is completely willing to let you get beat up so that you can learn from the experience and so that he can watch and laugh at you from the sidelines.
- He likes embroidering and knitting. He’s quite good at both, though his embroidery is leagues better than Gemma’s any given day of the week. Partially because he spends so much time practicing it.
Additional Info
*Northern Reaches is FE14 Fanon Code for Russia and all the other Nordic countries.
You could figure the Ice Tribe into their somewhere, but the primary reason I’m relating cultures and geography in the game to the real world is because I am too lazy to come up with completely different cultures that are the perfect mix of cultural characteristics that are influenced by history and local climate. :/
Note: I’m reading over this again and I just realized that not only is he a nod to the YOI-themed thoughts flying around my head, he is also a relic of other blue-themed people. Baseball obsessed assassin standing out in the snow: “The cold never bothered me anyways.”
I am literally so disappointed with how unoriginal I am.
(I mean, he hasn’t built himself a castle of isolation on top of a mountain peak or started wearing a pretty dress made of frost and magic in my headcanons of him, but I figure it’s only a matter of time.)
Quotes
“Hey, how’re you doing?” (On your Castle grounds while you’re walking around)
“Hey, at least you know you’re bound to win something good next time.” (After losing multiple times in a row at the Lottery while he is manning it.)
“Lovely weather we’re having today, wouldn’t you say so?” (When partnering up in Snowy Terrain)
“Hey, your shirt’s pretty nice. My daughter used to wear one of those when she was four.” (Avoid or Dodge successfully)
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