#i was immune to lyricstuck precisely because of that

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Dave: four three two fuck you

Dave: now listen up yall this shit is ironic

Dave: striders beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics

Dave: karkalicious definition makes terezi loco

Dave: she wants to know the secrets that she cant taste in my photo

Dave: dyin just to know the flavor

Dave: i aint doin her no favors

Davedave: flush just comes and goes like season

Dave: im karkalicious

Dave: so delicious

Dave: no i dont do kismesis

Dave: but if you read any fanfics

Dave: all that shit is fictitious

Dave: i blow kisses

Dave: mwah

Dave: dont matter if were just moirails

Dave: trolls be linin down the veil for the chance to fill a pail

Dave: so delicious

Dave: super sweet

Dave: so delicious

Dave: fuckin adorabloodthirsty

Dave: so delicious

Dave: even egbert wants a piece of me

Dave: im karkalicious

Dave: l-l-l-l-like candy candy

Dave: karkalicious def-

Dave: karkalicious def-

Dave: goddammit doc scratch stop fuckin around with my mic

Dave: karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy

Dave: nepetas always squealin cutesy pet names like karkitty

Dave: im the k to the a r k the a the t

Dave: and the majority of pairings had better include me

Dave: im karkalicious

Dave: so delicious

Dave: my body stays vicious

Dave: all the highbloods feelin nervous cause im doin some fitness

Dave: zahhaks my witness

Dave: bet that ship curls nepetas tail

Dave: and hell be needin all the towels cause imma make him sweat pails

Dave: im so delicious

Dave: super sweet

Dave: im so delicious

Dave: fuckin adorabloodthirsty

Dave: im so delicious

Dave: even egbert wants a piece of me

Dave: im karkalicious

Dave: now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up

Dave: check it out

Dave: baby baby baby if you really want me

Dave: honey get some patience

Dave: maybe then youll get a taste

Dave: ill be tasty tasty

Dave: ill be laced with lacey

Dave: its so tasty tasty

Dave: itll make you crazy

Dave: t to the a to the s t e y fuckin tasty

Dave: t to the a to the s t e y fuckin tasty

Dave: d to the e to the l i c i o u s

Dave: to the d to the e to the to the to the to the

Dave: ill just spell it out for ya

Dave: all the time i turn around trolls gather round always sniffin at me wanna guess the color of my blood

Dave: i wanna say it now im not tryna round up any drama motherfucker i just want you to know

Dave: and i guess im coming off as a lil insecure tho i keep on repeating how the secrets fuckin awesome

Dave: but im tryna tell its a secret that i just dont wanna tell

Dave: terezi says i smell delicious

Dave: so delicious

Dave: no i dont do kismesis

Dave: and if you read any fanfics all that shit is fictious

Dave: i blow kisses

Dave: dont matter if were just moirails

Dave: trolls be linin down the veil for a chance to fill a pail

Dave: four three two fuck you

Dave: my body stays vicious

Dave: zahhaks been feelin nervous cause i got down to business

Dave: nepetas my witness

Dave: meow

Dave: ill even let her first ship sail

Dave: just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

Dave: so delicious

Dave: eridan see

Dave: so delicious

Dave: you can trust me

Dave: so delicious

Dave: ill help you be

Dave: im karkalicious

Dave: l-l-l-l-like candy candy

Dave: its so delicious

Dave: aye aye aye aye

Dave: so delicious

Dave: aye aye aye aye

Dave: so delicious

Dave: aye aye aye aye

Dave: im karkalicious

Dave: she says my blood is like candy candy

Dave: t to the a to the s t e y fuckin tasty

Dave: t to the a to the s t e y fuckin tasty

Dave: t to the a to the s t e y fuckin tasty

Dave: t to the a to the to the to the to the

Dave: d to the e to the l i c i o u s

Dave: d to the e to the l i c i o u s

Dave: d to the e to the l i c i o u s

Dave: d to the e to the

Dave: now wait just a motherfuckin second

Dave: do i seriously have to spell this shit out till the very end of the song

Dave: i mean whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck i guess because t a s t e y does not spell tasty

Dave: was this fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something

Dave: what so you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music

Dave: what the fuck even is will smith doing

Dave: he doesnt throw down sick fires any more

Dave: fuck this shit i quit

#DAVE WHAT THE FUCK #submission #he's singing this to karkat #and then when he's done he's just like #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dave strider #karkat vantas #karkalicious tw #mod terezi #source: fergilicious #that was the hardest thing for me to edit because i had never listened to karkalicious and i never will #you can't make me #you can strap me down clockwork orange style and clamp my ears open and i still wouldn't listen to it #i'd just scream like a lunatic and all the doctors would be like 'yeah that's an appropriate reaction #sorry i just don't like lyrics #at all #i was immune to lyricstuck precisely because of that #i still can't believe i edited that without looking at a single verse