#i wont stop bringing up jamil x kalim

[spadeuce]

Random but...

Le Ghost Bride event

The 1st years: Ace was in a relationship in middle school; Deuce/Jack/Epel never dated & probably never had a crush either; Sebek has no idea either

Ortho: "compared to data from others your age, you guys lack greatly in youth experiences"

Meanwhile...

Silver: homeschooled & never had to do with any people other than the Diasomnias

Trey: canonically doesn't know how to flirt for shit (dishcloth throwback)

Leech twins: canonically clueless about how to be smooth with girls & probably clueless about feelings in general

Also meanwhile...

Middle school Ruggie: 1000 problems; working in 200 different places; didn't attend a school; incredibly scared of the women in his home country; mistrusting of people & thinks they're always only interested in something for business reasons

Middle school Leona: him being involved with someone would be a huge topic; incredibly scared of the women in his home country

Malleus: probably thinks that threatening counts as flirting; same as for Leona bc royal

Kalim: isn't even allowed to eat food made by strangers, do u really think they'd let him date someone who isn't part of the household (Jamil would have a chance ykyk & nobody would even notice any difference)

Middle school Azul: bullied & no friends other than the Leech twins

Middle school Riddle: with a mom like THAT, I'm not even gonna explain this one

Conclusion:

those boys Ortho was talking about were definitely from MUCH different upbringings/surroundings than our main cast

unless everyone in NRC is dating each other (which I wouldn't exclude tbh), most of them probably have no dating experience

this can only mean one thing...

MC FIRST LOVE BRAINROT LEZZZZGO

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #twst headcanons #twst headcanon #normalize having no relationship experience #mc is their first love yall #i wont stop bringing up jamil x kalim #vil probably didnt do anything either cuz popular and busy #rook is the type of guy to quote some brutal shakespeare quote to his crush thinking that its romantic #twst brainrot #hoping that ortho meant crushing and typical childish relationship bc everything else would be scandalous in middle school