#i'm shit at borderlands

[fem0ral-artery]

A couple more horses that I drew! They're Horses.

Less detailed than Moxxi horse, they don't even get their own unique colored rectangles.

#my art #borderlands #angel the siren #timothy lawrence #horseyyyyy #I beg that you find it in your hearts to forgive me. #i kiind of fudged the wires n shit in angels head but shes a horse here sooooo #i still need a break from drawing anything with any deeper meaning still #maybe I'm just tired or smth.

[fizzy-vault-gator]

YO IT'S THE PRIMARY COLOR GANG ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️ /j

Anyways, silly little height chart thing that i spent way too much time on

#idrk what to say here uhh #I'm so tired lol #i probably forgot stuff but whatever #i wanna include like. devil horns/halo icons in Wolf and Saint's designs but i haven't figured out how yet #wilhelm the enforcer #wolf [borderlands] #saint [borderlands] #borderlands #fizzy art ☢️🤖 #oh shit i just realized i forgot a detail on Saint's arm. boo womp

[angeltannis]

EDIT: turns out it’s bc the Borderlands one was basically a summary of the wiki with stock art and zero new information while the OW one was like a textbook of the history of the world. I gotta hand OW the win on this one

the upcoming Borderlands Lore Book and Overwatch Lore Book are (weirdly) the same EXACT number of pages, 208, and yet this difference in price... LOL

#hey Blizzard? why is your lore book nearly DOUBLE the price of the Borderlands one? for the SAME NUMBER OF PAGES?? #both are hardcover too so it isnt even that either #borderlands #overwatch #you know the OW one aint gonna tell us Shit either #whereas I'm fully expecting the BL one to just casually drop some crazy shit that gets all 12 fans in an uproar #like how we found out from a New Tales action figure blurb that Moze canonically has DUIs

[apocalyptic-dancehall]

handsome jack may have a sympathetic backstory, but that's never enough to justify the atrocities he's committed.

#borderlands #jack #i'm pretty damn sure that the guy who calls people savages and doesn't bat an eye about skinning kittens isn't good #not to mention he'd be willing to genocide the damn planet just because he got punched in the face #and as if he hadn't already done it to a product line of arguably-sentient robots who are capable of feeling PAIN among other emotions just #because ONE of them mildly hindered him #not even getting into angel she was without a shadow of a doubt abused to hell and every word he says about caring about her is pure shit #yeah the guy who screws holes into his daughter's skull is good yeah jan thanks for the insight #👁‍🗨

[meowmeowuchiha]

Keeping track of a 90 hour day cycle in relation to a human's 24 hour schedule is HARD

Like

Okay

They've been awake for roughly 17 hours at this point. It is time for them to go to bed. But is it day time or nighttime currently?

#Pandora WHY must you have 90 hour day cycles #I have to keep track of this shit when I'm writing and it's a PAIN #Borderlands

[witchwhaat]

so i have finished aib 2.......

#many thoughts need to lay down #whatthefuckwhatthefuck #i'm... confused. a bit. but also. huh. okay. #i definitely need to read the manga bc holy shit #okay the second season was GOOD it had it's mOmeNts but the 1st one had as well and here they didn't bother me as much when they happened #by mOmeNts i mostly mean weird pacing #anyway it did not dissapoint #i liked it very much #aib my beloved arisu my beloved chishiya my beloved kuina my love usagi my beloved #aaaaaaaaaaa #agna watches aib #alice in borderland #AND WHAT DOES THE JOKER CARD MEAN HUH #does the mamga continue after that moment? i didn't read but from what i know it doesn't after what happened in last episode?? #*manga #take a shot everytime i make a typo god

[general-kalani]

I won't be able to go to sleep until I get this off my chest but BLAKE WAS RIGHT THERE TO TAKE OVER HYPERION. RIGHT FUCKING THERE. WHY DID ATHENA GET IT AAAA--

#{ out of the empire } ~ ooc #the general speaks #I'm not mad just fucking pissed abd disappointed #I swear the whole series started going downhill after pre-sequel #Tales from the Borderlands however is perfect it's the sequel it got that's SHIT

[tastytofusoup]

I wanted to share this fun playlist (that I have locally, in foobar2000, with mp3s, because that's how I roll), so I have remade it on Spotify for those who use it.

Surprisingly the vast majority is actually on there - it's only a handful of tracks that aren't. A few things I've been able to replace nicely with covers though (why is the Final Fantasy X-2 soundtrack not on there? Garbage platform).

It's also an ever ongoing work-in-progress as I discover new sick jams in different games, and rearrange things so it ebs and flows better. But here you are: sweet videogame music, in a curated order, that's been in the works in various forms for like 5 years.

#some transistions I'm especially proud of #It's very satisfying to make playlists where music goes together in a way that works even though they're from different games and composers #track 4 into track 5 there after basically having a chill build for 3 tracks - good shit #using Gentle Madman from Persona 5 to transition into Civilizations from FFXIV was a good choice #and the way the creepy synth end of Ressurections from Celeste works with the start of the Borderlands 3 track after it #that wasn't even intentional #now I will go right back to my mp3s where I don't have to care about being interrupted by ads and wifi or server issues. In better quality

[multi-twentyone]

[gurgles on own blood] i'm sorry i'm insufferable about video games sometimes this happens every january like clockwork i get myself hooked into my steam library again and go feral and then never really recover but at least stop posting about them like a rabid animal on the post button after a few months !!!!

#i just think they're neat!!!!!!! #to delete #this is about batman arkham and also far cry and also death stranding and also fallout 4 and assassins creed 1 through to 3 and dishonored #and la noire and bioshock and borderlands and resident evil and - [gets tranq gunned] #i started tagging my videogame shit as vgames #anyway sorry i'm feeling annoying in this chilli's tonight #vgames

[fem0ral-artery]

I guess it's kinda strange for me to call you that, since you are me. But y'know what? You and I don't think alike after all.

#my art #borderlands #borderlands / silent hill #timothy lawrence #cw body horror #Only a sketch I wasn't really rockin' with it to begin with but I needed to draw at least a little. #Wanted to touch on visualizing that idea I had earlier and I'm for sure gonna pass on it. #He's not as peely as Alessa cause he didn't get burnt nearly to death #he just got cut open and shit. #his fucked up eye is reversed on purpose idk if youve noticed but ive been giving tim the same blue color on that one eye every time #the green one not being fucked up is just a thing to me u gotta trust #IM FUCKING AUTISTIC SORRY

[twpsyn-who]

Started Alice in Borderland after ignoring it for 1000 years and I really hate my life rn

#alice in borderland #i get attached too easily #Ep 3 killed me (: #THE WHOLE FUCKING SERIES IS KILLING ME AFDHDHHD #The pain man. Omg I love this #It tears my heart in p i e c e s #Wonderful #And I'm only at ep 5 I can't wait to get more traumatized (: #That show is good when you feel like shit and you wanna soak in pain and suffering #Totally recommend 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 #Now brb I gotta cry over some characters. Again

[arrogantmrcnry]

I'm replaying bl3 and i just beat the fuckin katagawa ball fight and now i have a tension headache >:(

#i died like 3x and lost 25k on that shit I'm PISSED #borderlands devs can suck my dick tbh i hate that fight so goddamn much

[rtgame]

ok hi really weird question but does anyone know if this song playing is available on spotify because i really fucking like it but i have no idea what it’s called or what the whole thing sounds like and this is driving me nuts. if you know PLEASE tell me

#borderlands #borderlands 3 #it kinda sounds like metroplex - meet the resistance but i'm not suuuuuuure???? #i cant listen to the whole thing rn bc i am running around my house doing shit but still

[meowmeowuchiha]

Ranting about the new Borderlands movie under the cut

Okay I'm just gonna say it

The Borderlands movie trailer? Doesn't look AS BAD as I thought it would, but still awful.

Most of the characters are extremely miscast

But honestly? I don't think Kevin Hart is that terrible of a miscast.

If it was Borderlands 2 and pre sequel Roland then yeah he'd be awful and I feel like that's what most people are thinking of.

But if you're going based off of first game Roland? He's not that bad. Just listen to the voice lines from Roland from the first game. Can find it on YouTube easy enough.

On to everyone else!!

Ariana Greenblatt as Tiny Tina: Honestly, I'm gonna just say that it's both miscast and miswritten, but I acknowledge that it's probably gonna be pretty damn hard to find someone who could pass as a younger teenager (since Tina in the 2nd game is 13) who could also feasibly act as Tina. She's a very very unique character and I feel like acting as her, even if she WAS written properly, would be incredibly difficult. Getting that combination of batshit insane, childish naivety, and actually knowing what she's doing would be TOUGH. Ariana Greenblatt, from what I've seen, does well enough as bratty snarky teens. Tina was written as that for some god forsaken reason.

JLC as Tannis (aside from the fact that JLC is a fucking zionist. I'm only critiquing casting based on how they are as actors, not whether or not they're decent people.) isn't...terrible? It's odd, and I can't give a definitive opinion on it because hardly anything is heard from her in the trailer.

Jack Black as Claptrap: Honestly, personality wise, not a bad fit for Claptrap. However, voice wise, absolutely a terrible fit. Claptrap's voice I'd supposed to be shrill, nasally, and just overall ear grating. That's part of his CHARM. The rest of the fault in how awful they did with Claptrap lies in the writing. I will admit, I'm not certain who I would've cast as Claptrap instead, but I at the very least would have tried to see if Jack Black could try and at least imitate Claptrap's voice??? Or just...like I said, found someone better.

Cate Blanchett as Lilith: Yeeeaaaah, very miscast. I'm not even all that upset by the age thing. That's like....a tiny tiny gripe that tbh I think people are focusing way too much on. When the real problem is the fact that Lilith was HORRIBLY written for the movie. Lilith, in the games, is this hotheaded, snarky, cocky woman. She's the woman who's told "hey, for strategy reasons, we need you to stay behind for this fight" and responds with "no I'm going >:(" and shows up anyways. She's the one who goes "I...liquefied a guy. It was AWESOME!! This eridium stuff is the TITS!!!". She is not the stone cold badass bitch that she seems to be in the movie. I will admit, I haven't seen anywhere NEAR Cate Blanchett's full filmography. I've only seen a tiny handful of movies. But from the ones I've seen, she doesn't tend to play characters like Lilith. Her characters tend to be more serious. Less snarky and sarcastic. She just....doesn't seem to fit in the Borderlands universe at all really to me??? She'd be miscast in pretty much any role. The only one I could MAYBE see her managing would be like....Athena. Again, not her fault, just...the vibes. Lilith was terribly written for the movie, and was also terribly miscast.

I can't really say anything regarding anyone else, as I didn't really see enough of them to form even the barest hint of an opinion. Either way, the movie is going to be awful, even if it might not be as terrible as I'd thought it would be before the trailer.

If you're gonna watch it, pirate it if you care about Palestine. The director and at least a couple of the actors (JLC, Edgar Ramirez) are zionists, and yet more of them (Jack Black, Gina Gershon) are of the mind that it's a two sided conflict and they want both sides to make peace and their hearts go out to both sides.

#Borderlands #Borderlands movie #Ranting #Lmao I highly doubt any of my followers will give a shit about this but I felt like saying it anyways #Also gonna say that if I'm being honest Borderlands was never meant to be made into a movie it just doesn't work #They should just stop making video game movies in general ngl

[thee-yunatic-pixie]

y'all are quite wild on tiktok

#i happened to look at some edits of chota and dear god #some of the comments were wild #there were literally people calling him 'daddy' #like whut? #i mean i get it #y'all like him #i also do #but damn #y'all for real? #and i'm talking about netflix!chota #cuz manga chota was lowkey a piece of shit #alice in borderland #imawa no kuni no arisu #aib #chota segawa

[spockasmr]

how fake mental health awareness fans act when i start pulling my hair and clawing at my face and punching myself in the head

#oh shit fuyswrong account Im American Psycho #how fake mental health awareness fans act when i tell them i enjoy borderlands. fuck i fucked up I'm sorry i'm sorry #https://newfastuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/eCbagYx-150x150.png #*txt