#if dolphins had thumbs theyd rule over humanity with an iron grip more tyranical than we have ever known from a fellow human

[modern-folk-curses]

May you never experience the true friendship of a corvid.

#corvid #corvidae #bird #crow #crows #ravens #if dolphins had thumbs theyd rule over humanity with an iron grip more tyranical than we have ever known from a fellow human #but if the same issue came uo with corvids we'd probably just get things randomly dropped on us for laughs but mostly be alright #especially if you dont get this curse and befriend them they can be really sweet #please follow me i do this for the dopamine and its not that strong yet #magpie #magpies