#ik they not ALL coming from that tiny ass garden

[8aji]

it only takes one day and i'll run straight into your arms. // f.t.

pairing: husband!toji fushiguro x reader, ft. megumi

wc: 1k

synopsis: despite the initial fear, who says blackouts can't be used as a bonding moment.—or, toji tries his best to open up while holding the both of you in his arms

tags/cw: fluff, dad!toji along with husband!toji, mentions of past child neglect (towards toji).— let me know if i missed anything!

a/n: with a readability score of 73/10 (Ik) here's a fic i started writing in march of this year and finished yesterday bc we had a blackout and that's quite literally the theme of this one. i missed writing for jjk but its been a long ass while since i checked the manga so the characterisation is definitely off mwah!

m.list ˖ tags ˖ byi/dni

A loud yelp filled could be heard, followed by the pitter-patter of little feet running to the living room.

Megumi dropped his toys as soon as it happened, flinching like a cat scared by a loud noise. Tears pooled his green eyes as he ran towards the living in search of you.

“Are you alright?” you asked, kneeling in front of him. As soon as he heard your voice, he flung himself into your embrace with his eyes closed tightly. He was lucky enough to have met you halfway down the hall; the pitch black prevented him from looking too far ahead. 

Megumi wasn’t scared of many things, but he was terrified of the dark. It was a common fear in children, the way common household items turned into eerie monsters once the lights went out could for sure be scary, the inherent absence of light presented itself as a threat. You would’ve never imagined his fear actually stemmed from all those horror stories Gojo had insisted on sharing that one time he babysat Megumi, lights off and all, just a torch which made his piercing blue eyes even scarier. 

Regardless of where he was, once lights went out he’d go after you or Toji for reassurance, 

His spiky hair tickled as he nuzzled his face against your neck, holding onto your shoulders for dear life. Any movement you made his grip stronger, forcing you to sit on the floor instead of moving to the couch like you planned, crossing your legs so he could easily cuddle up to you. Despite the little sniffles, you could feel his heartbeat calm down the more you continued to softly rock him in your embrace.

“Sorry I took so long,” Toji spoke, making his way from the garden through the sliding doors to where you sat. “Thought I could fix it but the whole neighbourhood’s out.”

As soon as he heard his voice, Megumi perked up a little, pulling away from your chest to look up at his dad, extending his arms and doing grabby hands at him. Toji picked him up effortlessly from your hold, kissing his hair before following you to the couch. 

“You okay?” your husband asked. He raked his fingers through Megumi’s soft strands, the same way you did with his, hoping to calm him down; despite both your efforts he was still a little shaken. He took a minute to think of a response, hesitating whether to nod or shake his head, before he decided to nod, not without nuzzling his cheek against Toji, who hummed at his response. “And you?” he turned to you.

“’m fine,” you mumble, you hadn’t realised it had gotten this late, though it wasn’t surprising considering you spent all this time worrying over Megumi. “A little sleepy though.”

Toji stretched his left arm, beckoning you to come closer and of course, you caved in, there was nothing compared to the feeling of laying close to your two favourite boys. You sighed in satisfaction at his warmth, chuckling at the way Megumi easily crawled between the both of you yawning before stretching and closing his eyes; fear can really tire one out. That L-shaped couch was truly a great investment, it fit the three of you quite perfectly.

“He rubs his face against us like cats do,” Toji whispered, careful not to wake his son up. 

“He’s also tiny,” you mention, brushing away a few strands of hair away from his face. “Like a kitten.”

“You think he’ll be short?”

“Toji you’re almost 6 feet tall.” You looked at him in confusion, brows furrowed in amusement as if your statement was explanation enough, but just in case it wasn’t, you continued. “No, he won’t be short.”

It was his turn to chuckle, looking fondly at the kid between the both of you, still unable to believe that someone as messed up as him was able to create something so pure and beautiful.

“’ don’t wan’ him to grow up,” He muttered, feeling a little vulnerable at the weight of his words. “’ think I’m scared of it.”

You knew he felt weird telling you this; even if he shouldn’t, being uncomfortable was almost a reflex to him. After years of neglect, Toji couldn’t help but struggle to properly communicate, keeping his walls up no matter how much he wanted to tear them all down for you. 

But that was okay, he didn’t need to talk all the time, not when the both of you managed to feel each other just by locking gazes. 

You cupped his cheek with your free hand, smiling as he nuzzled against your skin just like Megumi did; the apple doesn’t fall far away from the tree, after all. 

“‘don't want him to not need us,” he continued, now feeling more comfortable because of your touch. “‘don't want him to leave us behind.”

“He won’t,” you tried reassuring him, even if you knew that little voice in his head would tell him otherwise. “He won't stop loving you, I promise.”

To think someone could love him. The thought still made him want to cry. 

The bittersweet feeling stuck with him even after the lights came back on; it made the two of you jump in surprise, waking little Megumi in the process. You stayed on the couch for a couple of seconds before you managed to find the strength to get up, walking behind Toji as he carried Megumi to his bedroom. 

“See? You're okay,” he whispered against his son’s hairline, who was hesitant to be left alone once again. “And whatever you need we’re just next door, it's okay to be scared as well.” He said goodbye with one last kiss and waited next to you for Megumi to cuddle up against his sheets to leave, smiling at the small I love you daddy his son mumbled between yawns. 

No matter what or when or where, Megumi will always look out for your's or Toji’s warmth to reassure himself that everything’s going to be alright. 

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#master collection. #jjk collection. #toji fushiguro x reader #toji x reader #toji fushiguro x you #toji x you #toji fluff #toji oneshot #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen x you #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen fluff #tw past neglect

[maximillien]

anywho, THE REQUEST 🫶🫶

i don’t mind what ever format you like to do, but can i have a thing with alberu where he’s looking at the reader and goes “oh shit, i am so in love with this person” and after he comes to that realisation he just notices more little things about the reader until he’s like, “(name), for as long as i lived, and for how much i cherish this empire, you are my closest aide and has gone through the most with me. so, not as a request from your superior or as your royal highness, but as alberu, would you continue to cherish these moments with me? for i love you truly, (name)”

JUST. HIM. REALISING HIS LOVE AND SWEETLY PROFESS HIS LOVE I CANNOT PLS

Omg omg omg okay let's gooooooo

(LIGHT NSFW WARNING)

- let's start talking about how he'd fall in love with reader.

- another writer has touched on this, but I also think he'd go for an arranged marriage as they've written 'the benefits of an Arranged marriage can't be glossed over'

- so yeah, reader is either a noble or princess and all (transmigrated or not)

- I think he'd try to start off being friends with you

- before the wedding and marriage in itself he wants you both to get to know each other, like? You're spending your lives together?? Might as well see what you're both getting on each end

- so he'd try to make some time in his schedule (I'd love to see him throw his work on Cale- literally, throw his papers in his face and say 'IM GOING A DATE, DO THE WORK')

- most likely would have tea with you, have walks in the garden

- starts off asking basic questions like your favourite colour and food (yes ik ik ik idc, he's asking them, he wants to know)

- he might invite you to play chess with him (yes I hc he plays chess- ugh imagine playing chess with him. After he fell in love with you he'd let you win just to see you smile (unless you're a chess champion and you win without him letting you, then count him surprised and horny))

- bounces ideas and theories off of you, he wants to know how your brain works and your thought process

- at the very start when you're still acquaintances he'd probably ask some questions to test your boundaries and see where you stand (like to see if some subjects make you tick, what you're okay talking about and all)

- he wants to know who you are as a person, not as the noble/royal facade you've put up

- in exchange he'll do the same

- he won't let you know he's a dark elf yet tho, that's like very very intimate territory and much further down the line

- so he'd share his own ideas, theories and interests

- I think you'd end up being friends in the beginning

- then you get married (I don't think you'd spend the first night yet)

- and then you meet his fucking brother

- I think you'd be so flabbergasted meeting Cale that you'd show it too evidently on your face, and Alberu would test the waters. Then you'd answer in some way, half bashing Cale and that's it.

- he's elated

- you're now BEST FRIENDS

- tea times complaining about Cale and the work you BOTH have to take care of

- which he's ever so thankful for, because he also now has you to help and has a tiny bit more free time

- I think he'd fall in love after you discover he's affiliated to the dark elves

- like you don't know HES one. You just know he has connections with them

- one of his fake elf guards made themselves known in their real form and BOOM. You're in his office

- why are you in his office? Your husband has been overworking himself for the millionth time that month, so you know what? You're going to knock him out and drag his ass to bed. How will you do that? You snuck into the kitchen and stole a pan. Now you're tiptoeing into his office, busting the door open and- OH MY GOD IS THAT A DARK ELF?

- I gotta say, mistah dark elf bodyguard would probably try to knock you out, but you've been training your reflexes to knock your husband out.

- so guess what?

- mistah bodyguard ends up knocked out into the floor whilst steam comes off the pan

- Alberu is gobsmacked

- like his mouth is open and he is SHOCKED

- a tiny little part of him is like 'wow, they have brains AND brawn, ugh I wish that were me on the floo-'

- he waves the thoughts off though, and pries the pan from your hands before more lasting damage can occur

- I mean he was gobsmacked, youre over here having a whole ass nervous breakdown because what the FUCK is a dark elf, the elves that have gone into HIDING FOR CENTURIES??? Doing here??

- honestly considering taking his necklace off and telling you the truth

- before you look at him, dead in his eyes and go ' you're allies with them'

- so he's just gone quiet whilst you're over here, marvelling over how your husband SOMEHOW managed to BEFRIEND, and ALLY himself to THE dark elves

- he's kinda shocked that you're not idk, thinking of reporting his bodyguard (who si still knocked out onto the floor)

- he asks you why you're not reporting the bodyguard to his father (ugh.)

- you say that it's unfair what's happening to them. What, because they use dead mana they're dangerous now? Who the fuck came up with that logic?

- he swoons. Does not show, but he swoons.

- he started falling in love right there, he just didn't show it and I don't think he acknowledges it until later on

- so you know, you guys brings the bodyguard back to his room/headquarters and then you both walk back to your room

- you shared that you were gonna knock him out with the pan to bring him to bed (since he wondered why you had it)

- he's never been more jealous of his bodyguard in his life

- anyways y'all go to bed

- he definitely wants to ask you again, if you're okay with him being allied to the dark elves (not even knowing your sexy ass husband is one) but he abstains cuz you'll get suspicious otherwise

- he waits until you fall asleep and just watches you, with this soft look in his eyes, and his heart just squeezes and he knows

- he is not an idiot, he knows on the spot what he's feeling and that it's all for you

- probably has an 'Ah. I'm in love with them' realisation

- definitely makes more time in his schedule for you

- and tries courting you properly

- he's putting himself out there

- gets you flowers, presents, whatever you want.

- you want jewellery? He's called up the best jewellers in the empire, they're coming over soon. You want to have a look at new weapons for your weapon training? He's sneaking out with you in town to have a look at some. It's a date. (He's buying you skewers and trying out new foods too. Is watching you and only you the whole time. Definition of heart eyes.)

- he complimented you before he fell in love, but then his compliments like, tentupled?? Is that a word?? Autocorrect says it's not. (X10 basically)

- you 👏 are 👏 always 👏 getting 👏 complimented 👏

- in the morning when you wake up? Your hair looks marvellous, he loves the way the sun catches its reflections. When you come see him for a break? Gosh, those trousers/dress suit you so well. He should call another dresser to make some more for you. Having dinner? He won't say it, but he loves how you eat (yes, he loves how you eat. Idk what you use to eat, he loves how you enjoy your food and your content face.)

- literally, he loves everything about you

- it doesn't even matter what emotion you're feeling

- you're angry? Will try his best to help you (Horny activated if you get mad at some horrid noble). You're sad? He will always always be there for you and make time for you. Want a hug? His arms are already open and he's ushering you into his lap. Not a hugger but need a shoulder? Available for Any talk. He'll always be on your side.

- I don't see him confessing just yet

- he's in love, but he's been living in the palace so that's given him trust issues

- also he's a dark elf so that makes his trust issues go ⬆️

- you'd get curious about his necklace sooner rather than later.

- all the months you guys have been sleeping together he's never taken it off

- you've seen him go take a BATH with it

- (yes? You watch your husband like a hawk? And? He notices when you go to take a bath too?? He loves how you look when you're all warm and refreshed, ready for bed.)

- so yeah, subject would come up, and he'd share it's from his mom

- you tell him he can talk about it if he wants

- he does. He talks about his mom, how much he loves and misses her. How he knows she would've loved you so much and would've loved to meet you. How hard it was in the palace for them and how life was for him after

- you'd both be in a pretty private area and you'd have moved your hand to hold his (if ur ok with touch, if not, you're intently listening to him).

- at that point he says he wants to share something personal

- you say go for it

- he takes his necklace off

- *wink club transformation msuic*

- here is your sexy dark elf husband

- now. I gotta say. I think we all thirst for dark elf Alberu. I know for sure my first thought would be a horny one and I know reader would also have a thirsty thought

- probably let's it slip that you find him really HOT AND SEXY

- hand on mouth with gasp (not him ;;;)

- he did not expect that

- he expected either a freak out, rejection or acceptance

- not sudden horny

- gobsmacked 2.0

- recovers pretty quickly, he's definitely teasing you after but right now he just wants to make sure you're okay with this

- you're okay with him? Even like this?

- youre tutting at him at this point. What the fuck do you mean, this? Yeah I'm okay with you being sexy, man.

- no but seriously you say this changes nothing and he's still your Alberu (ahem ahem emphasis on YOUR, he blushes but you can't see due to his darker skin)

- gets up from his seat (y'all were sitting at a table) and rounds the table.

- takes your face in his hand and looks ta you with that look

- that look. When you're in love and you look at somebody like they're your world

- yeah, he's looking at you like that.

- he's leaning in closer and right RIGHT close to your lips he asks if you're okay with this (little breathy question, god you can feel him)

- you don't even wait

- just immediately take his face and kiss him

- he's brain fucked

- he's so happy, gives the kiss his all

- sits on the table and you climb on his lap and straddle him soon after

- you're both holding each others faces

- rly passionate honestly

- and then confession

- he confesses between kisses

- now you over here are absolutely breathless. Not breath left in these lungs. He's taken all your oxygen and he's confessing his undying love for you

- the moment you reciprocate hes grabbing your waist and leaning you slightly forward and kissing you even more fervently

- he's so happy

- (this definitely leads to hickeys, though he had to loosen your dress/shirt to give them, gosh you're both completely messed up by the end)

- I wouldn't be surprised if you guys had your first time right there and then

- If you don't want to, he'll immediately stop, he's absolutely fine not doing anything. He's still miss you up your neck and your face though. Very attached to you for the next few weeks

- if you do end up banging, you're doing it on the floor as the table is too uncomfortable

- takes very good care of you, goes slow and is very respectful (even if his control is slipping, like sweets, the moment he's in you? That control is an elephant on a thread)

- aftercare king

- runs you a bath, asks for some food to be cooked and water to be brought over

- will massage you if you want

- wether you have sex or not, you both fall asleep cuddling (unless you don't like that) and he's completely shoved his face into your neck

- he's in his dark elf form the whole time btw

Haha there it is

My keyboard is glitching so I'm stopping now

#trash of the count's family #tcf x reader #alberu crossman x reader #alberu crossman #dark elf alberu

[readthisyouwhores]

THE ADVENTURES OF SHILO BIG BOTS

[Shilo’s POV]

Today! Today is the day I, Shilo, finally get to bone a cute twink, a chubby twink in fact my favourite kind, I miraculously managed to bag on my trip to the local sex shop near town.

Well… I say ‘bone’ but I’m actually quite clueless when it comes to all things sexual. My initial goal for my outing that day was to simply purchase the limited diamond encrusted dildo they finally had on sale. I had actually been planning on getting it since the start of the year…what possessed me to get so distracted to the point where I failed to go through my long awaited transanction at the till will forever be unbeknown to me. It went a little something like this…

Out of the corner of my eye I spotted a young teenage male with short stubby fingers yet unusually long legs despite being severely vertically challenged. Out of nowhere I mustered up the courage to talk to him whilst he happened to be browsing the dildo section of the store.

A strong squeeze of the buttocks strangely accompanied the growth of my unexpected confidence… As I made my way towards him I tried my very best to pull off my gayest strut which when I look back on it now mainly consisted of me sticking out my non-existent chest whilst swaying my flat ass side to side. Speaking of my oh-so flat ass…In each of the times I’ve invested in quality butt pads they were always incapable of holding onto the little amount of 'ass’ I have and more often than not ended up sliding through my cute periwinkle booty shorts, the silicone traveling down my legs following a sound similar to that of a phone taking a screenshot as it lands booty side up onto the sidewalk, exposing my derrière of its fat absent nature to the world.

What drew me to this twink was that his body was the very antithesis to mine. The curvature of his tiny body, the way his fat ass stuck out. jiggling with each blink of his beautiful almond shaped eyes. I, shilo aka king of the twinks, just knew I had make this gay fucker mine.

[The next day] (3RD PERSON NARRATIVE]

Shilo woke up in a sweat due to the loud banging on his door.

“Who on earth would knock on someones door at this ungodly hour” Shilo thought to himself.

All of sudden it came back to him, that twink he met in the dodgy sex shop was coming over TODAY.

“Those short stubby fingers of his sure do have a lot of strength in 'em” he gulped.

Shilo hurriedly made his way to the door and peeped through the door viewer. Stunned by the twinks beauty he could feel his spleen vibrating. His eyes followed the curvy or 'Thicc’ (as the kids these days love to say) outline of his meal waiting outside his door.

“Hello? Are you there?” The twink questioned with annoyance present in his tone. His surprisingly deep voice made shilo choke on the saliva he was previously swirling around his mouth whilst analysing the body of his soon to be first.

“Ja ik ben hier- uh I-I m-m-mean yes g-g-gimme one second”

He attempted to turn the door knob but failed to get a hold of it as the nasty thoughts that entered his mind made him sweat profusely. After wiping his hands down he went for the door knob again and held it with his strongest grip.

Behind the door stood the small curvaceous twink shivering as he was in nothing but booty shorts.

“Took you long enough…QUIT STARING I’m freezing my tits off out here” the twink snapped.

“O-oh yeah of course come in… I’m very sorry” shilo  stammered.

“By the way ummm I don’t think I recall asking what your name was? I’m shilo big bots”

“The names Megu…Megumin Bakurestu st.chubbs Mohammed, but you can call me baby girl for today” Megu retorted accompanied with a slight smirk.

Shilo pulled megu towards him.

“Stop with the act, I know you’re pussy just follow me 'baby girl’” shilo purred into megu’s small elvish ears. Making megu weak at the knees and damp between the butt cheeks.

“O-o-k daddy” megu stuttered.

“That’s more like it”

Shilo sat megu down his bed and began palming his hard on.

“YeEeeeeeEee daDdEeeeee” megu screamed.

“dat vindt je leuk tu es mi 'little slutty’” shilo groaned

Shilo ripped off megu’s $200 gucci booty shorts that strangely had some red stains that seemed to be near his butthole shilo was however too aroused to question it.

“Undress me…NOW” shilo said in a deafening screech.

Megu ripped shilo’s clothes apart and began suckling on his nipples which weirdly seemed to be dripping some white liquid…megu was too intoxicated with pleasure to question.

He began making his way down shilo’s body, from his chest to his navel and finally arriving at his stiff white cock.

Megu pulled back shilo’s foreskin to expose the head, swirling his tongue around his sensitive tip.

“eins…zwei…drei…HEIL HITLER” Shilo bleated.

Megu dipped his tongue into his slit making shilo’s knees twitch uncontrollably.

“STOP” shilo boomed.

“Why?…Daddy…do you not like it?” Megu’s voice quivered he appeared to be the verge of tears.

“Megu…No…I love it. I just need something more” He rasped.

“What Daddy Shilo? I’LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!” Megu cried.

“Spread your slutty cheeks for me megu..RIGHT…NOW” Shilo ordered.

“B-b-but Daddy Shilo…I have a little Issue with my butt ho-”

“I SAID DO IT” His voice boomed, cutting megu off.

Megu, being the submissive twink he is, obeyed shilo’s orders regardless of the fact that inevitable damage was the only thing to come of shilo butt fucking him, but alas the role of a bottom is to 'always obey no matter what the order’. Megu turned on his stomach and began to meekly spread his sore buttocks apart.

Shilo, clearly not seeing that there was something gravely wrong with the anus he was about to enter, positioned his dick without any lube present (OUCH!) and went straight for it. Megu let out a glass breaking screech of pain. Shilo however took no notice of the hurt he was inflicting upon megu. It was too late Shilo was already deeply buried in megu, thrusting harder with each passing second.

D-d-addY -sHIlO b-b-bIG BOtS please stop. PLEASE" megu begged,his body losing life with each thrust.

“I’m glad you like it b-b-baby girl’

Shilo contiuned to be oblivious to megu’s plees. However one thrust happened to be one too many. Megu’s body slumped down onto Shilo’s bed. His body lay there lifeless not a whimper to be heard. Shilo felt a damp sensation on his leg, his eyes followed the trail of the red substance on his bed and landed on Megu’s blood dripping butthole. Shilo yanked his penis out of megu and began screaming.

"mEGU ARE YOU OKAY?! MEGU WAKE UP!!I DIDN’T REALISE IT WAS BLOOD, I THOUGHT IT WAS CUM WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY?!” Shilo desperately cried out. Shilo was a dumbass he didn’t know that anuses don’t cum. Shilo was now stuck with a dilema now that Megu was dead…to fuck or not to fuck.Unfortunately for Megu’s deceased body…Shilo was closet necrophilic. He continued fucking him for hours on end until his bed had become a pool blood.

“Well…I think I’ve had enough. Time to bury him!” Shilo exclaimed.

The following day Shilo simply decided that it would be extremely disrespectful to bury him in his garden so instead he mailed Megu’s lifeless body to the sex shop where their steamy short lived love story began.

Shilo lived happily ever after despite the fact his dick itched furiously 24/8 to the point where he had to slice it off.RIP.

The end.