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#imagine if he drops a 'my brazilian boyfriend' in the new video like he did with Ramon in the last one
lilliancdoodles · 24 days
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barnesbabee · 4 years
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ATEEZ React - You Tease Them In Public
A/N: Never done this before, trying something new, hope yall like it. Enjoy 💖
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ꜱᴇᴏɴɢʜᴡᴀ
You and Seonghwa were strolling around the park after a date
He’d dressed up a little too well, and the way his pants fit his thighs got you in a needy mood,  so you decided to tease him a little
Seonghwa stopped walking when he notitced you had dropped something, unaware of your subtle dirty smile
he watched you curiously as you bent down, and perked your ass up, purposely sliding your skirt up
The view of your white lace panties sparked something in Seonghwa
He bit his lip and his face displayed a displeased expression
“Whoops!” You told your boyfriend when you stood back up and fixed your clothes
How did you dare do something like this to him in public?
Seonghwa approached you and grabbed your ass
His hand quickly slid down to grab your clothed crotch
His thumb grazed over your core a couple times as you walked
Seonghwa leaned in and whispered in your ear
“You wanna tease me in public? Hm? My pretty little slut, you’re going to get punished for that.”
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When your hand brushed past his thigh he’d ignore it, seeing as you two were in a crowded mall and there wasn’t much roaming space
But when your hand would eventually come in contact with his crotch for a little longer than it should’ve his cheeks heat up
He would be a little embarrassed and shy for a second
His face would have a little pink tint to it and his eyes widened slightly because of your unexpected behaviour
But the second he laid eyes on your mischievous grin and heard your teasing giggles his behavior would shift, just like the switch he is
In his head he was already planning all of the things he’d do to you, as his eyes hungrily scanned your body
Your hand teased him a couple more times, tracing his waistline, brushing past his thigh, grabbing his clothed cock...
He waited to make a move until you had stopped in front of an item to admire it
Hongjoong would grab your waist and pull you back to whisper in your ear
“Is this funny to you? Because you won’t be laughing when we get home.”
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ʏᴜɴʜᴏ
Yunho had asked you to come shopping with him and he swore it wouldn’t take long
But you would soon find that to be a lie 
You were beyond bored, and so you’d decide to punish him for tricking you like that 
You waited for him to pick a shirt he liked and get into one of the dressing rooms 
Yunho was confused at first when you slid inside the small room with him
But when you pushed him against a wall and rubbed your thigh against his crotch he understood
His hands held your waist and he closed his eyes, taking in the bliss of your lips kissing his neck
You would feel his hips roll against your thigh, begging for more, and his breathing would grow heavier
Even though you were enjoying his beautiful sounds and his neediness, you suddenly pulled away
You giggled at the tall, perplexed man and winked at him
As you turned around to leave, Yunho grabbed a fist of your hair and tugged on it, with just enough strength so you’d fall back into his arms yet  so it would be painless
“Finish the job baby.”
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ʏᴇᴏꜱᴀɴɢ
Yeosang was a very shy man, and you loved to bring out his dominant side
It would usually only come out when the two of you were alone however, so you decided to try something 
Yeosang was peacefully eating his ice cream when some of it dripped down his chin and onto his neck
“Oh! Yeosangie, you’re all dirty!” You told him innocently
Your lips neared his neck and you stuck out your tongue
As your hand was placed dangeously close to his dick, your tongue licked from the bottom of his neck to his chin, lingering a little longer on some spots to leave a few soft bites
When you pulled away you made sure to give his crotch a squeeze
Your innocent smile fell a little when you saw the lust in his eyes
Yeosang grabbed your hand and placed it back where it was
“Weren’t you so eager to do it? Keep on going then.” 
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ᴍɪɴɢɪ 
Mingi had been sick a couple days ago and his voice was still coming back
But hearing his deep voice become groggy and raspy was like a dream come true
“Baby, do you wanna go to the arcade?”
The pet name he called you with that demonic, sinful voice of his made something tingle in you
You just nodded and he grabbed your hand as you walked towards the game room
Mingi was teaching you how to play one of the video games, his arms wrapped around you as his hands guided yours
The position you two were in along with his voice gave you the perfect opportunity, and fueled you to tease him 
You pressed your ass against his dick and moved it slowly against his growing hard on
The grip he had around your hands tightened and you could feel his breathing become heavier
Mingi dipped his head in the crook of your neck and he left a small bite on your skin
“Don’t do this baby, I’ll take you right here, right now.”
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ꜱᴀɴ 
You were his date for a dinner party his company had organised 
Although it was usually very fun to hang out with the eight of them, this time all of the staff, their boss and colleagues were present 
It was a little boring, and by the time they started serving the food you were already exhausted with all the small talk
You bit your lip as an idea to make the dinner more interesting popped into your mind
You placed your hand of San’s thigh softly
He eyed you for a second but dismissed it, as you’d usually place your hand on his leg out of habit
But when your hand started going up slowly, eventually teasing him by rubbing your thumb on his hip bone he threw you a dangerous look
You kept your conversation with one of the hair stylists, pretending you couldn’t see his warning look
Your hand eventually made its way to his crotch area
It rested there for a second, imoble
You then applied some pressure to his rising erection and moved your hand with slow movements
San lowered his head, in an attempt to hide his pleasure-filled face
Suddenly, he grabbed your wrist and pulled you inside a man’s bathroom stall
His face was rough, and a mere milimeters away from your own
“You wanna act like a brat, I’ll treat you like one.”
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ᴡᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ 
Wooyoung would be big on teasing you, everywhere and anywhere, he just liked to see your reaction 
One day you decided to play along his twisted game
He had invited you to watch them practice for the new comeback 
A bunch of other people were watching them (staff, coreographers, producers, his boss)
 Wooyoung noticed you among the crowd, it was just plain to see he was up to no good, his little smirk gave it away
The second he spotted you, his dancing became visibly dirtier, and the way he moved his body was almost too sexual
Once the music stopped he’s make his way to you
He’d kiss your cheek and bite it subtly, so no one would notice
His sneaky hand would pinch your waist slightly
He would expect you to have the same old reaction: a cute blush on your cheeks and your eyes avoiding his 
But he was shocked to find you staring deeply into his eyes with a smirk
Your finger hooked on the waistband of his joggers (and boxers as well)
You tugged on the elastic strap and let go of it, allowing it to slap against his skin
“You did so well baby...” You whispered in his ear and bit his earlobe
“If you keep acting this irresistible I might not be able to stop myself.”
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You hated how everyone saw Jongho as this cute little angel, when in reality he teased you made you scream his name effortlessly once you two were alone
You’d somehow conviced him to go shopping with you, and when your eyes spotted lingerie, an idea popped into your head
You smirked mischieviously, without him noticing
The second you saw the Victoria’s Secret store in the distance, you pulled him inside
Your eyes lingered on the figures in display
Jongho was already feeling aroused, imagining you wearing those little pieces for him
You noticed this by the faint blush on his cheeks and bit your lip
“Jongho, baby, wouldn’t I look good in this?” You asked, holding up a pair of red, see through, brazilian panties
You pressed your chest against his
Jongho let out a heavy, lust-filled sigh and bit his lip, his eyes never leaving the piece of fabric in your hands
“Wouldn’t I look good wearing these, all spread out for you, moaning your name?” You whispered in his ear
Jongho tensed up, and you pressed your thigh against his crotch 
He smirked and harshly grabbed a handful of your ass
“I’ll buy them for you, after all, once I’m done with you tonight you’ll need a new pair.”
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ebthecelebrity · 3 years
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Sometimes the Grass is Greener on the Other Side Because it’s Fake
Introducing Brenda and Her Insecurities…...
Brenda stares at herself in a full length mirror. She turns to the left then to the right, eyeing her booty. She sucks her teeth and sighs. “Ugh, why did my mama give me her flat ass!” She walks off in disgust and plops down on the sofa. She grabs her phone and opens up Instagram and the first picture she sees on her timeline is a chocolate IG Model in an orange bikini on a yacht. She clicks on her profile and scrolls only to see more half naked pictures of this model’s voluptuous shape.
“Her ass can’t be real,” she mumbles to herself.
She clicks off and continues to scroll her timeline. She sees her high school classmate with his two kids playing at a park, a photo of some cute puppies, and The Shaderoom’s petty commentary on rapper Bow Wow. She cuts her phone off and walks into the bedroom to find her boyfriend, Keith, laying on the bed scrolling on his phone. He was zoned in.
“What are we doing today?” she asks. He continues to scroll his phone.
“Keith!”
“Huh?” he replies startled.
“What are we going to do today? Did you want to go out to eat at that new restaurant off 49th Ave?”
“I mean...I thought we could hit up the beach later. You know, pack the cooler with some drinks and maybe get something to eat out there.” Keith replies.  
Brenda shrugs her shoulders. “Okay, I guess that’s cool.”
Keith smiles and grabs on her leg playfully. “Put on that sexy swimsuit you bought last summer, you know the black one.”
Brenda rolls her eyes. “Naaaaah, I’ll just put on some shorts. I’ll save that one for another time,” she replies.
She walks out the bedroom and goes back to the full length mirror and analyzes her body again. Truth is, she didn’t like it and definitely not in a bikini. She imagines her pancake shaped booty and A cupped breast looking pitiful in the midst of DD’s and Georgia peaches flaunting in the hot sun. Keith tells her all the time that she is beautiful, that he loves her body, but she just can’t seem to believe him. They’ve been together for two years but till this day, there are many times that she caught his eyes wandering. The beach was just a playground for her feelings to get played with under his dark shades. She truly resents going there but in order to keep the peace this Saturday, she agrees to his suggestion.
“I think my butt getting big, butt getting big, butt getting big…..” The song loudly blasts out of the bedroom. “Buss it, buss it, buss it, buss it….” Brenda silently listens to Keith watch “The Buss It Challenge” on his phone. It’s the new tik tok dance challenge where women appear raggedy looking at first with bonnets, pajamas, no makeup, etc. and then they drop down and twerk in the camera made up with hair, makeup and form fitting clothing. Brenda knew you had to have something to twerk in order to participate. She saw women of all races do the challenge and pop their ass on the gram, gaining likes and lust. She heard whatever video Keith was watching loop in replay three times. Before she knew it, a tear rolled down her right cheek. She quickly wipes it away.
It’s been two weeks since Keith and Brenda’s beach outing. Brenda is now sitting in an exam room, waiting to be seen by a doctor. She nervously tugs at her shirt and looks around the room. A few seconds later, a short gray haired doctor walks in and introduces himself.
“Brenda London?” He asks.
Brenda nods her head. “Yes.”
“Hi, I’m Dr. Castlerock. Nice to meet you. What brings you in today?”
Brenda takes a deep breath and replies, “Well, I want a consultation on a Brazilian Butt Lift.”  
On the drive back home, she calls Keith.
“I scheduled it for August 16th,” she says.
“Brenda, why would you do this to yourself? I told you, I love every inch of you. It’s unnecessary man.”
She could sense the disappointment in his voice. “I don’t like every inch of me Keith! Why can’t you just support me?”
“I want to support you in everything you do, but this is not it. Where is your self love?” he replies.
“I got self love, and that’s why I’m doing it.”
“So you’re really just going to disregard how I feel about your natural body? Don’t I tell you all the time how beautiful you are?”
Brenda remained silent.
“And what about the cost? Isn’t it expensive?” He asks.
“I have cashed out my 401K.” she replies.
“Wow.” Keith replies.
“Listen, my butt has bothered me my whole life. I want to be the woman you lust after on Instagram. I want to be the bad bitch in the bikini!” Brenda cries. “You say you love my natural body, but you’ll love this even more.”
“Aight Brenda, do you. You’ve made up your mind. I just don’t understand, and I never will. I don’t lust after those females. I lust after you. I love you.” Keith replies.
Brenda bits her bottom lip and holds back tears. “I got to focus on the road Keith. I’ll see you when I get home.”
They both disconnect the call and Brenda lifelessly stares out the windshield of her car.
It’s now August 21st and Brenda can’t sit, drive, properly shower, or even have sex. She’s currently lying on her stomach on the couch, watching tv in a compression garment to help reduce swelling and discomfort. This week has consisted of strong pain meds, tears and a little regret.  Even with his disapproval, Keith agreed to be her caretaker for the next two weeks.  He walks out the kitchen area and hands her a small bag of Lay’s potato chips.
Brenda grunts in discomfort while lifting up off the couch a little to grab them. “Thanks”, she says.
Keith looks at her in an emotionless stare. “I got to make a few runs. You good?” he asks.
“Uh yeah, how long will you be out?” Brenda replies.
“I’m not sure.” Keith grabs his fitted cap from the back of the bedroom door and walks towards the front door.
“Okay, well be sa…” Before Brenda could get out “safe”, he had already slammed the door and walked out. The past few months leading up to the surgery had been difficult between them two. It’s like all the love and admiration Keith had for her went out the window. They had not really been intimate and he refused to discuss the BBL. Brenda yearns to get the man she fell in love with two years ago back. She feels that as soon as her recovery is here within a week or so and he sees her new curvy ass, they will bounce back. He will not be able to keep his hands off her. She smiles while envisioning the make up sex they will soon have and how things can get back to normal. Her phone rings. It’s her best friend, Sadie.
“Hey girl, what’s up?” Brenda answers.
“Girl….” Sadie reponses with a pause.
“What?” Brenda sits her upper body up in attention.
“I just saw Keith with a bitch.”
“Say what?!” Brenda tries to get up off the couch but suddenly feels a sharp pain in her upper left thigh. “Owww oh my God.”
“Take it easy girl, I did not want to call you with this shit, but you know I took pics of the evidence. Sending the pics now.” Sadie assures.
Brenda’s phone alerts with the text message. She quickly opens it up and clicks on the picture of Keith and a random girl hugged up outside of a gas station. Her mouth drops open and she’s in disbelief. The random woman has the biggest smile on her face while he holds her close and has both of his hands palming her booty.  Sadie yells the words right out of Brenda’s own mouth.
“How the hell is he going to cheat on you with a flat booty bitch?!”
Introducing Trevor and His Enviness…..
“Aye excuse me Sir, can you take this pic for me real quick?” Trevor hands his iphone X to a stranger walking by who agrees to snap a pic of him in front of a silver 2020 Mercedes Benz S 560. It’s valet parked outside of the Ritz Carlton Hotel downtown. The man snaps the pic of Trevor and hands him back the phone. Trevor looks at the pic for a hot second and smiles.
“Thanks man,” Trevor says.
The man nods his head and replies, “No problem bro, that’s a nice whip you have!”
Trevor is a little startled by the compliment but replies back. “Uh yeah man thank you.”
“Those are going for like $100k.  I’m sure it rides nice.” The man stares at the car in admiration.
Trevor nodded his head in agreement. “Oh yeah man, it’s laced out inside.”
“So dope, I’m trying to get like you one day bro,” the man says. “Take care and stay up.”
“You too.” Trevor replies.
Trevor waits until the man walks out of view and walks the opposite direction. He hurriedly walks two blocks down the street and stops at the bus station. He takes a seat on the bench and pulls out his phone. He pulls up the picture of him in front of the Benz on Instagram and captions “Just dropped 100 bands on the new whip. Talk to me nice.”  He clicks upload and chuckles to himself. The city bus loudly pulls up and comes to a screeching halt at Trevor’s feet. He jumps up off the bench and gets on it to go home.
That next morning, Trevor wakes up to a loud vacuum outside his bedroom door. The door bursts open.  He jumps up startled and rubs the cold out of his squinted eyes.
‘Really Mom?!” he says groggily.
His mom frowns her face and rolls her eyes. “It’s time to get up!” she says loudly over the vacuum. Trevor sighs loudly and rolls over to the edge of the bed. His mom, Cynthia cuts off the vacuum and looks at him annoyingly.
“If you don’t get a job by the end of this week, you gotta get out,” Cynthia says.
“This week?” Trevor asks, confused.
“This week is what I said. All you do is sleep in late and eat up all my damn food,” she replies.
“Ahhh man. Mom, you got to give me a little more time than that. Getting a job doesn’t happen overnight.”
“I don’t know who you think you are, but you are 30 years old still living with me and unemployed. You are not too good to drop them fries at Wendy’s down the street. I told you they were hiring last week and you still refused to put in an application,” Cynthia says. “I’ve had enough!”
Trevor sucks his teeth. “Man, I’m not working at no Wendys. I’ll figure something out,” Trevor replies.
“You got 5 days and I mean it,” Cynthia replies. She angrily cuts the vacuum back on and rolls it out of the room, slamming the door behind her.
Trevor stares at the wall for a minute, in an effort to fully wake up. He has no desire to work at Wendy’s. In his eyes, it was not good enough. He decided to get up and look online for a job. He pulls his laptop out of the closet and begins his search with indeed.com.
“Hmmm...desired salary range? $75,000 a year will do,” He says to himself.
Upon clicking search, he finds a lot of great paying jobs with benefits but the catch 22 is, they all require previous experience. Trevor has a high school diploma. After failed attempts to get into very prestigious universities, he was unable to secure an acceptance. His mother begged him to attend the local Community College to start off with his electives, but he felt that was not good enough. Trevor had dreams of becoming a journalist. He enjoyed writing and he used to record his own radio show for leisure. In High School, his grades were just not up to par for some of the schools he applied for. This discouraged him, and he never thought twice about going back to school. That was 12 years ago, and he has since worked dead end jobs and has yet to move out of his mother’s house. He became somewhat of a hermit, not engaging with friends and family. He secludes himself from everyone. His social media shows that he is a successful businessman residing in Atlanta, but in reality, he is broke, depressed and his mother still makes his bed.
After 30 minutes of searching online, his frustration grows and he slams his laptop closed. There is no way he can work at Wendy’s.  He fears that his fabulous lifestyle would be exposed by running into anyone he knew. He opens up his Instagram and looks at his profile.
“532 likes?! Haha, that’s crazy,” he says to himself while admiring the photo of him in front of the luxury Benz from last night.  He then scrolls his timeline to find a picture of a black suit and purple tie that someone had laid out on a plush hotel bed.  He screenshots the picture and opens his profile up again. He captions “Rise and Grind. #GoodMorning.” and uploads it. He then puts his phone down and prepares to take a shower.  He opens up his dresser drawer and pulls out a pair of blue boxer briefs. They had a hole in the back.
“Damnit!” He yells and slams the drawer.
Three days have now passed and Trevor is in his room playing his Playstation. His mother, Cynthia busts in his room.
“It’s Thursday young man and I’m not playing with you. Have you found a job?” She demands.
Trevor doesn’t take his eyes off the game and responds. “I’ve applied to a few places Ma, can you give me some time? I can’t just find a job in a week like that.”
“You’re lazy! And I want you out tomorrow! You better go stay with your cousin or something. I am no longer taking care of a man child,” she replies.
Trevor pauses the game.
“Ma, are you really going to kick out your only son? I’m really trying.”
Cynthia throws an empty box at him. “Pack some things. It’s time for you to grow up,” she replies.
She walks out the room. Trevor just knew he couldn’t live with his cousin Maurice. He still owes Maurice $500 from weeks ago. He truly had nowhere to go. Finally, years of misleading people with untruthful social media posts, borrowing money without repayment, not willing to work low wage jobs, and trying to keep up with the Jones’ has suddenly come crashing down. In desperation, he opens up his computer and types in “PPP Loan.” He reads where he will need a legitimate business to qualify and knows the consequences. This fictitious lifestyle has pretty much caught up with him but now he’s desperate.  He wants the car, the money, the clout…. He clicks on the SBA website and begins to fill out an application.
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It’s a helluva town (Joe Mazzello x fem! Brazilian! Reader oneshot)
A/N: This was requested by @johndeaconlover​. Here, Joe Mazzello introduces his Brazilian girlfriend to the American metropolis of New York City.
Genres: fluff!
Word Count: 2075
Warnings:  lack of editing, other than some swearing and a hint of mentions of sex, none really.
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“Start Spreading the neeeeeeeewwwwwwws, I’m leaving todaaayyyyy!”
 Liza Minelli’s croon was honeying its way out your eardrum and you knew if it weren’t for the claustrophobic plane, someone else’s would too.
“We are all a…”
Joe turned his head to yours with an eyebrow wiggle and a grin on the BAM.
You mouthed “a great big part of it!”
“New! York!”
“New! York! New! YOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!”
The plane was so close to landing. It was not a long plane ride from the place you met, but Sao Paolo and New York City were a long way away.
You tapped anxiously, peering out the window for any sight of the Statue of Liberty. But you were in the middle seat with Joe in the aisle. The desired window seat was taken by a businesswoman in a blue suit and an eye mask who needed the plane trip for a mask, so mouthing along to your NYC playlist had to do to kill time.
It was fair, your boyfriend, Joe, had indulged you in making and listening to a Brazil playlist when you both went over to Sao Paolo to meet your family. Now it was time you saw some of his countries in his favorite city. The city that defined the country of America, even! Every superhero movie, every nineties rom-com, every movie seemed to take place in that mythical, large empire of a town that was both the best and the worst place to be in the world.
As the plane began to tilt to land, the next song popped up from one of Joe’s guilty pleasure musicals.
“New York New Yoooork, a helluva town!”
People began unbuckling their seatbelts and your view from the window was blocked.
“New York, New York, a helluva town
The Bronx is up, but the Battery's down
The people ride in a hole in the groun'
New York, New York, it's a helluva town!”
“C’mon, Y/N! Got your stuff!?” Joe asked, his toes and feet were tapping away as if he had too much coffee.
“Got everything!” you assured him, pointing up to where your carryon was stored. 
You both raced down the airport, large and neverending. The lyrics to that song were still ringing in your ears and those same emotions with it.
Finally, you hopped on the elevator and made your way up, up, up. People were already everywhere. You even noticed a gay couple kissing boldly while riding the escalator down. Buildings and skyscrapers loomed over your head, far taller than your hand could reach, was New York such a place?
“Y/N, I keep forgetting all those words you taught me, what’s the word for sorry?”
“Desculpe, Joe! And it’s okay! It’s not your home tongue.”
“Desculpe! But you’re a wizard at English and it’s not fair my Portuguese is crap,” he said with his hand reaching for yours.
This was the thing with Joe. Despite everything that could have kept you apart, from a city, an ocean, and even a language, you loved each other and wanted to learn everything about the other, and nothing would change that.
Even if it meant a taxi nearly drove right at you, which it did. 
You hopped to the sidewalk with a scream. You had been so transfixed by the buildings you were nearly hit. 
“Are you alright, dear?”
“Yes, I am! Obrigaga!”
“Obrigada! Dammit, Obrigado!” Joe corrected, switching to what he was supposed to say as a man.
You giggled and assured him it was alright with a kiss on the cheek.
People, people were everywhere. Subways were packed. You clutched onto your purse and backpack nervously, you knew there were thieves that would take advantage of travelers. Joe kept his arm around you. It was a little too public, but you felt safe and that was all that mattered to him.
On the ride, you both agreed you would go to Times Square and get food before settling into the hotel. You had insisted. Times Square was the beating heart of this nightmarish fairy tale and you needed to see it was real. Then finally, here it was. Times Square had a hundred screens in front of you, ads for movies and Broadway shows. There were large department stores with entire music videos showing off their fabulous clothes in front of you. The bright red sign for Coca Cola would alter to become a moving ad for the latest Broadway show. People dressed up as Elmo or Micky Mouse but in rather filthy character costumes lined up all around the area. You clutched Joe’s warm hand and felt your mouth drop a little.
Joe is so happy; everything is perfect at this moment. He flat out takes you to a place empty of people and spins you around. You squeal in happiness, feeling the air rush through you and your hands clutching together. But though the colors and wind swished around you, there was still Joe, clear and in the center of it all.
You had paused, a little breathless. But the wind picked up and you were shivering.“It’s so cold here! How do you not freeze?” you ask, walking away from the little area.“Like this” Joe responds, placing two arms around you.
You nodded and smiled, then leaned over and pecked him chastely. The thought of one bold troublemaker yelling something about a couple kissing made your heart freeze a little.
By the time it was over, you were breathless and laughing very, very hard at all the other tourists with phones, just as excited. Both of you smiled and kissed in again once you had walked away. You both stopped at a small pizzeria. Joe kept insisting that the smaller, local places were the diamonds in the rough people forgot. The pizza itself was so warm it made your nose run a little and you had to use a napkin as a handkerchief. 
“Am I being rude?” you asked demurely, looking to see if any other diner would judge you.
“No, this is rude!” Joe said, he took two extra straws, placing them slightly up his nose.
“Look, I’m a Walrus!” he joked.
You giggled so much you had to catch yourself to breathe. Then you both finished the cheese pizza slices, peeling off the extra melted cheese from the plate and feeling a little sleepy with travel and grease.
As you both passed by the street where your hotel would be, you noticed all of the shops you had passed by. There were more cafes than you could count. Taxies were slowly going through the traffic like big, yellow turtles. But the clothes shops were the most fascinating.
There were shops you had seen in malls and then there were upscale New York shops. Joe had promised he wouldn’t take you to someplace that was unsafe or dirty (or if you did wander off, he would protect you)Those shops, which you could tell were always yellow or white inside their walls. They had tall crystal chandeliers inside, glittering and tinkering. Soft music played in bits when you passed them. You asked Joe to let you pause and admire them for a little bit
But the most spectacular of all were the clothes! Purses as smooth as cream dangled from a mannequins fragile arm. Blouses the color of the ocean bedecked white, blank bodies. But most of all were the dresses. Dresses for jobs, picnics, bars, nice parties, weddings, dinner, meeting celebrities, and other even more glamorous events than you could imagine. 
You paused especially in front of one window displaying the most beautiful gown you had ever seen. It was for the evening with one roman strap draped across the shoulder with diamonds attaching it. The waist was a little cinched and the skirt gently fell down in ripples that would reveal its true size if you twirled around, with layers puffing out around you. 
The best part was the color, it was a rich, royal purple.“It’s so beautiful.” You cooed with eyes wide. You walked over and tried to align your reflection with the display to see what you would look like wearing it.
“I think so too. I love the color.” Joe agreed, scanning over it.
Your head whipped around, snapped from the dream.
“What is your favorite color, Joe? I can’t believe all these months I never asked!” you cried.
Joe nodded with a little laugh and went “purple!”
“Me too!”
You began laughing and high fiving him.
“I never knew!”
You both headed to the hotel and checked in. Your feet ached. You both had ordered Chinese, ate it while watching trashy tv, and then crashed into the bed, falling deep asleep.
The next day, Joe promised a slew of adventures. Sightseeing, museums, dinner.
But that involved lines. And maps. And subways. And people.
Numerous people. More people than you ever thought possible. It was annoying to have crowds squished up next to you as you sat. It was annoying to get a front view of a stranger’s rear end as they held onto the handle on the ceiling as you sat. It was annoying to sit with a couple arguing and duck as a shoe flew past your head in an argument. And it was especially annoying that a whole family took over one cab and kept yelling “selfie!”
Yet Joe was there, nodding patiently and holding your hand. “That’s New York.”
First, there were Rainbow Bagels. They were so warm they brunt your fingers and almost too pretty to eat. Like every hyperactive child’s dream. But you scrapped butter on it and ate it, and Joe made jokes about finding the gold at the end and almost swallowed his whole bagel to find it.
Then there was the Museum of the Moving Image. There was a line. You both waited out in the cold, huddled together, watching the ’94 World Cup on your phone while sharing headphones. Joe kept swearing and cheering at the tiny Brazilians bringing victory much to the cynical amusement of the other people in line and those passing by.
Looking into the museum, he knew just as much as the guides. It was filled with large white walls, and Joe saw an exhibit for Jim Henson and almost ran there. He nearly had his face pressed against the glass where the Big Bird puppet was kept. He pointed and smiled at everything like a child at Disney.
And so did you.
As you passed, you realized that the cacophony had its own music. From the sound of a saxophone accepting coins in a hat to the honks of cars. Visually, it was cacophony too. But beautiful. You noticed a rainbow painting on a building with a punching fist on it and it seemed as grand as any Botticelli.
As you both sat in the subway, dead tired from all the activity, you listened to Rumors by Fleetwood Mac.
Joe poked his head around, turning right and left slowly. There were only a small family and a businessman who hopped off at the last spot.
Now the subway picked up again you were alone.
He looked at you with a wide grin and skipped on your phone to “The Chain.”
“Joe?” you squeaked nervously.
He began to hum along and do air guitars. Then you both were singing at the top of the lungs:
“You would never break the chaiiin!” You both wiggled and did little dances in your seat, sometimes shifting a bit in your seat to the beat. You smiled so wide. You loved this man so much.
But right when it skipped to “Oh Daddy”, Joe was so deep amid his jam session he did not account for the group of teenagers hopping on and staring through their long bangs and frowning braces.
You tapped his shoulder and he looked and then stopped immediately.
But when you got back, you changed into PJs and laughed between laying on the bed, holding each other and exchanging kisses.
“Well, what do you think?” he asked, he pulled you down onto his chest. One warm hand was wandering on your thigh, teasing promises for later.
“Expensive, crazy, tiring.”
“Baby, you’re not wrong” Joe agreed smugly.
“But…beautiful, exciting. Magical and just…American, I guess” you sigh. You lay a hand next to your head to gently touch his chest.
Then you give him a glance and smile, getting closer to a kiss, adding “just like you. But you’re better.”
“I’m glad,” he said, sealing it.
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  Movie star intercourse tapes are available in two kinds: the celebrities that have been well-known first and featured in a tape second and those that really turned well-known for his or her involvement in a tape. There are additionally, after all, these superstar tapes you DIDN’T wish to see. Most of those celeb tapes are literally watchable, however there are definitely a number of that we wouldn’t suggest.
This listing of well-known Hollywood celebrities caught filming a film within the sheets options somewhat of each. Be it an actor, actress, singer or politician, male or feminine, intimate motion pictures appear to be all the craze for the most important celebrities nowadays. Some are launched by former lovers seeking to make a buck whereas others are filmed in secret with out the data of the contributors. Some celebs even market their very own tapes with the hopes of constructing a buck or getting their names again within the headlines by way of information experiences a couple of star or wannabe star’s newest new superstar video. Often well-known individuals will even go for it and full on make a steamy video meant for launch. That’s definitely one approach to get individuals to speak about you…
The Recreation
Compton rapper, sort-of reality TV star, expert troll, and stupendously endowed superhuman The Recreation supposedly appeared in a leaked tape in mid-September 2016. There isn’t much going on in the clip, and it’s not possible to inform if it’s really Recreation within the video. It hasn’t made a lot of an affect on the planet, so all-in-all, the leaking of the tape was one thing of a non-event.
The lackluster high quality of ability on show within the clip is disappointing for individuals who anticipated (or hoped) a person as outspoken, match, ahem massive, and savage as Recreation to launch a Kraken of a video on an unsuspecting, god-fearing world. The place is the filth-soaked opus of wicked brutality, quivering limbs, banshee-like shrieks, flailing members, Hobbesian state-of-nature ferocity, and explosive jets of fluid the lots need?
To cite Teonny Spears of gossip website Pop Glitz:
My pal Sonny Mac informed me that somebody has leaked a intercourse tape that options Recreation, and whereas all of us HOPED it could have been very pleasing to look at, it’s solely four minutes of The Recreation in missionary type, sadly pretending to provide a very good stroke.
You’d suppose that somebody of his caliber (tremendous as hell, well-built, and packing) would have higher…recreation (no pun supposed) than this. I don’t find out about ya’ll however once I take into consideration intercourse and The Recreation, I consider GREATNESS. MAYBE he was drained and the great footage obtained misplaced someplace, right here’s to hoping it comes out later.
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Hulk Hogan
Seems Hulk Hogan is really a “Actual American” which he proved by having a not-so-secret video launched to the general public. What makes it all of the extra fascinating is that the lady who Hogan is having relations with within the tape is the spouse of his pal, radio persona Bubba the Lovesponge.
Not solely that, however he had full permission to do the soiled together with her by Bubba himself. What’s not so nice was that the video was made round 2007 when Hogan was nonetheless firmly married to former spouse Linda.
In 2016, Hogan took Gawker media to court over their coverage of the whole debacle. Gawker was pressured to pay Hogan $100 million and shut down its operation. Gawker’s different media properties have been purchased up by Univision and retained.
Mimi Faust
Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta star, Mimi Faust, and her on-off boyfriend, Nikko Smith, apparently recorded a really excessive tape someday in early 2014. This footage was “found” by the pinnacle of Vivid Leisure, Steve Hirsch, by “coincidence” who supplied the 2 actuality stars big bucks to give Vivid exclusive rights to the tape.
It’s no shock that each Mimi and Nikko agreed to the provide. It is usually no shock that the tape went on sale a number of weeks earlier than their present debuted its new season.
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Farrah Abraham
On April 10th, 2013, it was confirmed that former Teen Mother star Farrah Abraham had filmed a film with grownup actor James Deen. The plan (on Abraham’s half) seems to have been to pose with Deen as a pair to create the phantasm the tape in query was a non-public tape that had been leaked relatively than one deliberately launched for bidding.
Simply while you suppose Abraham is finished, she does it once more. In early 2014, one other movie starring her dropped and launch some customized made toys that have been match to her actual measurements. After which, in 2017, the starlet (?) did a livestream from her residence the place she used a few of her personal merchandise to entertain viewers. Some people were not happy though, as Abraham promised some backstage motion, however by no means delivered.
Sydney Leathers
In August 2013, Sydney Leathers – who is legendary for exchanging racy texts with Anthony Weiner – made an film, TMZ reported. Vivid Leisure is behind the movie, which largely includes Sydney Leathers and not using a high on, holding up newspaper protection of Weinergate while touching herself. At the very least somebody’s profession goes someplace.
Kanye West
It seems to be like Kim Kardashian is at it once more. Form of.
In 2014, experiences surfaced {that a} residence video that includes Kim’s then-boyfriend Kanye West, was being shopped round. There was some debate whether or not the lady within the video was a Kim Okay lookalike or the true deal, however Kardashian herself hinted the couple would possibly’ve made a really private film.
In response to an business insider, the tape was made earlier than the couple obtained collectively. The video by no means ended up surfacing.
Kim Kardashian
In 2007, socialite and mogul Kim Kardashian created a tape with then-boyfriend rapper Ray-J. Whereas it did little for Ray-J’s profession, it launched her and her large family to fame and landed a number of actuality reveals.
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Pamela Anderson
Former Baywatch magnificence and Playboy centerfold Pamela Anderson is the queen of mature motion pictures. She made one with Tommy Lee and one with Bret Michaels. These are those we all know of, a minimum of.
Minka Kelly
Actress Minka Kelly allegedly had a tape launched illegally. It was filmed whereas she was reportedly underage. It was reportedly made by and ex-boyfriend and there’s concern that it was made earlier than she turned 18.
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Nadya Suleman
Nadya “Octomom” Suleman, most recognized for her unbelievable supply of eight infants without delay has answered the prayers of none and supplied us with a tape from Depraved Footage. Within the video Octomom is seen in all her au naturale glory.
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton and her then-boyfriend Rick Salomon recorded a tape in 2003 shot in night time imaginative and prescient. 1 Night time in Paris is maybe one of the vital well-known superstar movies tapes on the market and even earned the Prime Renting Launch of the Yr award on the 2005 AVN Awards.
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Carrie Prejean
Carrie Prejean was dethroned as Miss USA when it was found that she was in a tape that was “too racy” to publish on a star gossip website.
Tila Tequila
Tila Tequila has a tape launched by Vivid Leisure together with her having partaking in some grownup habits with different ladies.
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Jennifer Lopez
Singer and actress Jennifer Lopez made a raunchy honeymoon tape with ex-husband Ojani Noa the place she exposes her nether areas and there’s supposedly 20 minutes of nudity. It’s, nonetheless, prohibited to be launched on account of a short lived restraining order from JLo and courtroom orders.
Kendra Wilkinson
Kendra Wilkinson has a tape launched of when she was 18 and earlier than having breast implants.
  John Edwards
John Edwards made a intercourse tape together with his mistress Rielle Hunter, reportedly whereas she was pregnant together with his lovechild. This was only one element within the scandal Edwards handled together with allegations he urged Hunter to abort the kid, known as her insensitive names and used a reported $1 million in marketing campaign funds to cowl up the affair.
Katie Price
Movie star Massive Brother contestant Katie Worth made headlines after she made a scandalous video with singer and DJ Dane Bowers. The 2 made a hot and heavy video in 1999 whereas the 2 have been courting.
Carolyn Murphy
Carolyn Murphy made a tape together with her ex-husband Jake Schroader on their honeymoon in Barbados. The video was leaked in April 2006.
Daniella Cicarelli
Brazilian TV hostess Daniela Cicarelli was taped fondling her boyfriend Renato “Tato” Malzoni on the seashore and having intercourse with him within the water. She tried to sue to dam its distribution on the Web, nonetheless a decide dominated towards her expectation of privateness of getting intercourse on a public seashore.
Chu Mei-feng
Chu Mei-feng was videotaped with Tseng Chung-ming, a married man. The tape pressured her to depart workplace as councilwoman of Taipei Metropolis and go away the town utterly. Chu went on to begin a singing profession, which didn’t go very far, and a extra profitable tv internet hosting profession.
Chyna
Joan “Joanie” Laurer or Chyna, as she is best recognized, made a tape with fellow skilled wrestler Sean Waltman (X-Pac). They really solicited the tape to be distributed. The wrestler, who went on to seem on “Movie star Rehab,” later claimed she made no cash from 1 Night time in Chyna.
Colin Farrell
Colin Farrell has a 13-minute tape with Playboy mannequin Nicole Narain. It was leaked in January 2006.
Tonya Harding
Tonya Harding had a tape together with her then husband Jeff Gillooly that the couple launched legitimately on their very own after it turned so in style.
Rob Lowe
Rob Decrease obtained himself in bother after a tape the place he’s having intercourse with two younger ladies (one underage) was leaked. As if that was not unhealthy sufficient, the tape additionally confirmed Lowe having relations with one other man and a feminine mannequin. That’s a double whammy proper there.
Vince Neil
Vince Neil made a tape with grownup actress Janine Lindemulder and actress/mannequin Brandy Ledford in 1993.
Chua Soi Lek
Whereas serving as Malaysia’s Well being Minister, Chua Soi Lek was secretly videotaped having intercourse. Whereas he claimed he had no data that the tapes have been created, Chua later resigned from all of his positions together with as Minister of Well being and Vice President of the Malaysian Chinese language Affiliation.
Not all was misplaced although, as in 2009 he returned to the Malaysian Chinese language Affiliation because the president.
Fred Durst
Fred Durst has a tape illegally launched by a restore man who was engaged on his laptop in 2005. He sued a number of publishers for posting the video, and was awarded $70 million in damages.
Gene Simmons
Gene Simmons admitted to a tape that was launched in 2008. For the report, it didn’t function his longtime girlfriend and mom of his youngsters Shannon Tweed, relatively one other girl.
Dustin Lance Black
Academy Award-winning Milk screenwriter Dustin Lance Black was seen in a tape having unprotected relations with one other man. Each the video and nonetheless photographs from the tape leaked on the Web in 2009 resulting in a collection of gossip column posts, and a lawsuit from Black who claimed the distribution firm, Starzlife, had no permission to promote or revenue from his private life.
Tom Sizemore
Tom Sizemore has a tape with greater than eight hours of him “performing.”
Kid Rock
Child Rock appeared in a tape with Creed frontman Scott Stapp and 4 groupies in 1999.
Rex Ryan
In December 2010, Deadspin reported a collection of ft obsession movies was found that includes a lady who allegedly gave the impression to be Ryan’s spouse, Michelle, whereas the cameraman, who was not seen on tape, allegedly was Ryan himself.
Ryan didn’t verify nor deny the allegations nonetheless he did state in a press convention that the difficulty was a private matter.
Scott Stapp
Scott Stapp is responsible for the leak of his and Child Rock’s tape the place they’ve intercourse with 4 groupies.
Tommy Lee
Tommy Lee had a honeymoon intercourse tape with then-wife Pamela Anderson. Although he initially said the tape was stolen from his residence by an grownup actress, he later signed a cope with a distribution firm to get a reduce of the tape’s on-line gross sales.
Bret Michaels
Bret Michaels has a tape with Pamela Anderson the place he dons a vampire cape. This second tape for Anderson was allegedly created earlier than the entire Tommy Lee tape and was even featured with nonetheless photographs in Penthouse journal.
The Poison frontman sued to dam the tape’s launch, nonetheless it’s nonetheless extensively out there on the Web.
Tyson Beckford
In Could 2012 a tape of Tyson Beckford pleasuring himself whereas in an internet chat room with a feminine mannequin surfaced. The tape is 45 minutes lengthy and together with Beckford’s solo efficiency you additionally get his filmography as he rattles off his film roles to impress his iLady.
Leighton Meester
June of 2009 noticed the rise of Leighton Meester’s intercourse tape. The Gossip Lady star was apparently caught on tape together with her boyfriend on the time. In response to TMZ there’s a significantly stirring half involving her “gifted ft”.
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Rebecca Gayheart
In 2009, a house video that includes Rebecca Gayheart, her husband Eric Dane (Dr. McSteamy from “Grays Anatomy”) and former Miss America-turned-escort Kari-Ann Peniche, turned up across the web. Whereas it doesn’t actually function any motion per se, there’s definitely sufficient pores and skin being proven.
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