Murdoch: i just ended a five year relationship
George: are you okay?
*brackenreid dragging robert perry and james gillies to the station house*
Murdoch: it's okay, it wasn't mine
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George: My name is George. This is Henry. Can you say George or Henry back to us if you want to communicate? If you have it in you.
George: What if we got a Henry and George on the dictionary?
Henry: I would love it. I would love it! I doubt that's in the dictionary, but...
Spirit Box: Nerd.
Both: Laughing Hysterically.
Henry (still laughing): God damn it!
George (also still laughing): Fuck you, Ghost. Dude, touche though, to-
Henry (out of breath laughing): That was very good. I've never been so owned by our own recorder.
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Dr Emily Grace: *touches the ground* Something awful happened here
Detective Llewelyn Watts: Like what?
Emily: something… heterosexual.
*both shiver*
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Brackenreid: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Watts: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
George: I got distracted halfway through.
Henry: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Higgins: I don't think we can enter this bar.
Watts: Why?
Higgins: Because it says 18+ only allowed and there's only three of us.
Crabtree: Dumb bitch, we'll just invite more people.
Watts : looks into the camera like he's on The Office
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Murdoch: Am I right, Watts?
Watts: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
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someone said this on Reddit today and it sounds like if Watts and George were having a conversation 💀
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"As a homosexual and an officer of the law, my policy is that it's only illegal if you get caught."
-Llewellyn Watts, probably
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Based on this post by @incorrect-murdoch-quotes
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Eugene [leaving a movie theatre]: I'm merely stating that given that the film was based on a Jules Verne novel, they could pay at least cursory attention to scientific plausibility.
Katrina: I believe it's meant for children, Eugene.
Eugene: Precisely. You wouldn't want them to go through life with a distorted understanding of physics.
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Ray: I have an an announcement... I think.
Peter: You think you have an announcement or you’re announcing that you think?
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Julia: you seem tired
William: Watts called at 2 in the morning just to ask if he was "the gay cousin"
Julia: ... well, is he wrong?
William: he's more of a gay brother but that's not the point
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Murdoch: Everyone keeps asking me to record a thirst trap, and I think today's the day.
Murdoch: *sneaks up behind a water bottle and throws a bag over it*
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Willam, about a body: Detective Watts, care to offer your opinion?
Llewelyn: These ducks looooove pretzels.
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Gillies: I have your son.
Murdoch: I don't have a son?
Gillies: Then who just asked me if I have any pretzels?
Murdoch: Oh my God he has Watts.
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Henry: banging a pen on the table out of frustration
George: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Henry: I—
Henry: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
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