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Albus Severus: Ah, James. It's good to see you looking like your old self.
James Sirius: I'm covered in mud.
Albus Severus: Precisely.
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Lily : You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl?
Scorpius: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Albus could fight in that dress either.
Albus: Perhaps not but I would make a radiant bride.
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Scorpius:I'm so sorry Lils
Lily:It's not a problem,just another painful thing that I'll bury with my daddy issues and ballerina dreams.
Scorpius:I didn't know you wanted to be a ballerina.
Lily:I don't, I have nightmares about them poking me with their pointy shoes and bun heads
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James Sirius: I'm twice the size of you, little man.
Albus Severus: Then why is it that your brain is so small?
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Teddy: Yeah! Hey, guess what I’m thinking now.
Victorie: Well, are you thinking about me?
Teddy: Ha! Gotcha! I’m not thinking about anything.
Teddy: My mind is a complete void.
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James Sirius: But when is quitting ever the answer?
Lily Luna: Heroin. Cigarettes. A jigsaw puzzle.
Lily Luna: You already got the picture on the box, bitch.
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James Sirius: Ghost him.
Lily Luna: Um.
Lily Luna: *moans eerily* Get out of my amusement park.
Albus Severus: Are you on drugs?
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Victorie: Dom, are you sitting down?
Dominique: No, and it’s terrible.
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Rose: What does that mean? What does “fold in the cheese” mean?
Hermione: You fold it in.
Rose: I understand that, but how? How do you fold it? Do you fold it in half, like a piece of paper, and drop it in the pot, or, what do you do?
Hermione: Rose, I cannot show you everything.
Rose: Okay, well, can you show me one thing?!
Hermione: You just...here’s what you do. You just fold it in.
Rose: Okay, I don’t know how to fold broken cheese like that!
Hermione: You take that thing that’s in your hand, and you-
Rose: -If you say “fold in” one more time-
Hermione: -It says, fold it in!
Rose: This is your recipe! You fold in the cheese, then!
Hermione: Don’t you dare!
Rose: You fold it in!
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James Sirius: Lily Luna stole a baby.
Albus Severus: We have to return it.
Harry: I did not see that coming. Um...
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Victorie: Teddy, do you really think I’m royalty?
Teddy: You know I do.
Victorie: Then stop bossing me around.
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Harry: You need to stop biting, and punching, and hurting people.
Lily Luna: Well, how else do I make them cry?
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Victorie: What's your favorite season?
Louis: Awards.
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I still don't know what you're saying but I heard Celine Dion's name spoken in a hostile tone.
Edward “Teddy” Lupin
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At a Malfoy dinner party
Lily: I'm hungry. Why do rich people insist on tiny food?
Scorpius: well, that's how we stay rich. We only buy small food.
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