Broccoli: Good responses for being stabbed with a sword?
Announcer: “Rude.”
Boardy: “That’s fair.”
Banana: “Not again.”
Orange: “Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?”
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banana: if anyone makes fun of you for saying okie dokie, you will kill them. good luck
announcer: thanks for the order boss i will try my best!
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Pearnana Incorrect Quotes
Banana: Pear, I…
Banana: I love you!
Pear: Not my problem.
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Banana: We both look very handsome tonight.
Pear: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Banana: I couldn't take that chance.
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Pear: Is something burning?
Banana, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Pear: Banana, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Banana: Two bros!
Pear: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Banana and Pear, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
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Pear: I want to kiss you.
Banana, not paying attention: What?
Pear: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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Audience Member: What a rip off! Not a single one of the dumb kids have gotten hurt yet!
Banana: Dumb kids? Wait…
Banana: [ Turns around to see Oldest Nephew, Middle Nephew and Peel trying to pick a fight with Cantaloupe ]
Banana: Those are MY dumb kids!!!
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Announcer: How dare you mock me in such a manner!
Cherry 1: Well, then how would you like us to mock you?
Cherry 2: We take requests!
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Pear: Is something burning?
Banana: Just my love for you.
Pear: Banana, one of the contestant’s is on fire
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Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TO T-T-T-T-T-T TARGET!
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Broccoli: Wake me up…
Banana: Before you go go!
Boardy: When September ends…
Announcer: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
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Boardy: Where are you going?
Announcer: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car
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Pear: I don’t think that will fit in with the other pieces in my collection!
Announcer: …why not?
Pear: Because it’s an art collection!
Announcer: How about this one? I call it, “Bold and Brash”
Pear: More like, “Belongs in the trash!”
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Boardy and Announcer: [ Arguing ]
Banana: Can you guys like stop having relationship issues while I’m on the phone with my dentist?
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Oldest Nephew: You keep hugging my uncle when he's sad. Next he's gonna fall in love with you. Is that what you want?
Pear: *scoffs* is that what I want?
Banana, in the distance: YES
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Studio Security: Did you find the perp?
Broccoli: He used VPN software, we can’t track his IP.
Studio Security: In English, goddamn it!
Broccoli: We— can’t find his computer—
Studio Security: In French!
Broccoli: Nous ne pouvons pan trouvee son ordinateur.
Studio Security: In morse code!
Broccoli: .-- . / -.-. .- -. .-..-. - / ..-. .. -. -.. / .... .. ... / -.-. --- -- .--. ..- - . .-.
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Peel: Let go of my Uncle!
Cantaloupe: No!
Peel:.... I wasn't expecting that.
Submission by @femalesonicexe2
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Banana: Fine, I’ll admit it. I still can’t swim! I never took those lessons at the community pool.
Announcer: Banana, you promised!
Banana: They wanted to put me in the beginners class with the little kids. I can’t be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness…
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Apple: [ Grilling a slice of cheese ]
Pear:
Apple: I’m making a grilled cheese!
Pear: Where’s the bread?
Apple: You don’t call it a grilled bread with cheese sandwich, dumbass. It’s called grilled cheese for a reason.
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