#incorrect ymata quotes

[jamiewintons]

Dave: You use your brain too much.

Jamie: I’m sorry, are you advocating that I use it less?

Dave: Sometimes the smartest people don't think at all.

Jamie: You just came up with that.

Dave: As I was saying it.

#jamie winton #dave bosley #incorrect ymata quotes #incorrect you me and the apocalypse quotes #you me and the apocalypse #ymata #original: the office

[mari-ocs]

Jamie: Let me make something clear. Jules and I have never and will never have sex in the bank.

Jules: No. Because the bank isn’t what I’d consider a romantic place.

Jamie: Besides, we have something those other people don’t have, which is a home, and a bed.

Jules: And a shower 😏

Jamie: 😳

#jamie x jules #jules (ymata oc) #jamie winton #original: the office #incorrect quote

[violent-backed-starling]

Jamie: Were you dropped on your head as a kid?

Ariel: Bold of you to assume I was held.

#incorrect quotes #you me and the apocalypse #ymata #jamie winton #ariel conroy

[jamiewintons]

[at Mary’s will reading]

Lawyer: Ariel?

Ariel: Yes?

Lawyer: You get… nothing. You were a disappointment and a mistake.

Ariel, looking back and forth between Jamie and the lawyer: A mistake?! We’re twins! We were born at the same time! What are you talking about?! You’re not making any sense! Tell that bitch she’s not making any sense!

Lawyer: I'm reading the words that someone else wrote, okay? I don't know your mother, I never met your mother. In fact, I'm certainly not speaking to your mother now, because she's dead!

#ariel conroy #mary conroy #incorrect you me and the apocalypse quotes #incorrect ymata quotes #original: it’s always sunny in philadelphia #no apocalypse au where the family all meets and are insanely chaotic anyone????

[jamiewintons]

Ariel Conroy is Dennis Reynolds confirmed.

#jamie winton #ariel conroy #incorrect ymata quotes #incorrect you me and the apocalypse quotes #you me and the apocalypse #ymata #mat baynton #mathew baynton #six idiots #original: it's always sunny in philadelphia #(also the germs) #(but otherwise he wouldn't hesitate to do it) #i was gonna make this as a text post but i thought why not make it with screencaps lol #mari's stuff

[jamiewintons]

Jamie: I’m so clumsy today. I keep bumping into things. I have so many bruises, it’s not even funny.

Ariel, who broke into Jamie’s room in the middle of the night to move all his furniture exactly two inches to the left: Damn. That’s wild.

#jamie winton #ariel conroy #incorrect ymata quotes #incorrect you me and the apocalypse quotes #original: tumblr #(if jamie and ariel were raised together)

[jamiewintons]

Dave: Alright, we need a plan.

Y/N: *puts her hand up* Do you want me to seduce Ariel?

Jamie: How would that help??

Y/N: I don't know. I just want to see if I could do it.

#ariel conroy x reader #ariel conroy imagine #incorrect you me and the apocalypse quotes #incorrect ymata quotes #original: parks and rec #i mean it's worth a shot #you never know until you try

[jamiewintons]

Y/N: Okay, yes. Ariel may be morally corrupt.

Y/N: But he’s also incredibly hot and I think that makes up for it honestly.

#ariel conroy x reader #incorrect ymata quotes #incorrect you me and the apocalypse quotes #ariel conroy imagine #original: ??? #ME

[jamiewintons]

Y/N, drunk: I have to say, you know, falling in love is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do. Because every day you come home and you’re just, like, “What? It’s you! I love you! You’re my sexy roommate and we love each other!”

Jamie, also drunk: Woo! She’s talking about me!

#jamie winton x reader #jamie winton imagine #incorrect ymata quotes #incorrect you me and the apocalypse quotes #original: parks and rec

[jamiewintons]

Jamie: It's a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now, Ariel!

Ariel: The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Jamie:

Jamie: Good Lord.

#jamie winton #ariel conroy #incorrect you me and the apocalypse quotes #incorrect ymata quotes #original: parks and rec

[jamiewintons]

Jamie: No matter what, Ariel is still my brother.

Rhonda: He vaped on the airplane, punched a flight attendant, yelled at the cops, and carried a ziplock bag full of broken glass to get free stuff.

Jamie:

Jamie: …Long-lost brother.

#jamie winton #ariel conroy #rhonda mcneil #incorrect you me and the apocalypse quotes #incorrect ymata quotes #original: brooklyn nine nine #no apocalypse au where the family all meets and are insanely chaotic anyone???? #would he really do all that stuff?? idk #but is it a hilarious idea?? yes

[jamiewintons]

Y/N: I put a little note in your lunch to tell you that I love you.

Jamie, opening his lunch: This is a 10 page letter.

#jamie winton x reader #incorrect ymata quotes #incorrect you me and the apocalypse quotes #original: ??? #jamie winton imagine #he deserves it <3

[jamiewintons]

Y/N: I can't really imagine you yelling at anyone.

Jamie: I yell. You've heard me yell.

Y/N: Oh, okay. I've heard you exclaim. Like the time you said, "Hey, look! We parked over here!"

Jamie: Well that was apple picking day. There's no need to yell that day. I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day.

#jamie winton x reader #jamie winton imagine #incorrect ymata quotes #incorrect you me and the apocalypse quotes #original: the office #why am I fantasising about apple picking with jamie I think I have problems #but…. it’d be nice you know??

[jamiewintons]

Dave: Jamie had a really bad crush on you.

Y/N: Aww, Jamie, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.

Jamie: …We’re married.

Y/N: Still…

#jamie winton x reader #jamie winton imagine #incorrect you me and the apocalypse quotes #incorrect ymata quotes #original: parks and rec

[violent-backed-starling]

Ariel: He died of natural causes.

Jamie: You pushed him off a roof.

Ariel: Gravity is natural.

#incorrect quotes #you me and the apocalypse #ymata #jamie winton #ariel conroy

[violent-backed-starling]

Celine: *just chilling*

Frankie: *softly* Hey.

Celine: Hm?

Frankie: I have something for you.

Celine: Oh?

Frankie: *gently puts a snail in his hand*

Celine: What's this?

Frankie: A friend.:)

Celine: I'll treasure him.

#incorrect quotes #you me and the apocalypse #ymata #frankie winton #sister celine