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allhailhu4l · 3 months
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Jorel: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Danny: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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Charlie: I'm not gay but DAMN Danny: You don't need to be gay to appreciate a good looking man Charlie: Nah i'd fuck him Danny: oh okay shit
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susanmarie006 · 2 years
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Danny: DYLAN DID YOU KNOW MARY JANE MEANS WEED??
Dylan: DANNY YOURE JUST NOW LEARNING THIS? WTF DUDE
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atomictravelbag · 2 years
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Johnny: Look at this idiot. Where are his parents.
Johnny: Oh shit, it’s me. I’m the parent.
Johnny: Danny, we gotta go.
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inkspook · 3 years
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Dylan: If you think about it, tomato and potato have the same amount of letters in them. I’ve cracked the code.
Jorel:
Jorel: D- Do you think people can’t hear you?
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j3tsabyss · 4 years
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FunnyMan: *pulls up to Sonic drive-in*
FunnyMan: HEY
FunnyMan: *honks la cucaracha horn*
FunnyMan: YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE
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allhailhu4l · 5 months
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Jorel: *sucking on a popsicle*
Jordon: Heh, you practicing for when Danny gets here?
Jorel: *takes a huge bite out of the popsicle*
Jordon, concerned: Oh shit…
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allhailhu4l · 7 months
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Jorel: Heh, Danny sneezes like a girl.
Danny: How about I pound you like boy?
Danny: That didn’t come out right.
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allhailhu4l · 3 months
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Dylan: Pros and cons of dating me.
Dylan: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Dylan: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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allhailhu4l · 1 year
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Jordon: Jorel, you drink too much, swear too often, and you make highly questionable decisions...
Jorel:
Jordon: You're everything I've ever wanted in a best friend.
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allhailhu4l · 11 months
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Dylan: Why cant trees give off something important like Wi-Fi? George: So fuck oxygen, I guess?
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allhailhu4l · 11 months
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Jordon: Ok, so vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL- Danny, slamming hands on table: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FRIENDLY DINNER FOR ONCE?!
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allhailhu4l · 11 months
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Jorel: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Jordon.
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allhailhu4l · 1 year
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Danny: *after hugging Jordon* You got your weird perfume on me!
Danny, groaning: I got to go swab this off.
Jordon: It's not weird.
Jordon: *presses wrist to George's nose* You like it, right?
George: Um, yeah, I like it. I wear it. It's bisexual.
Jordon: Do you mean unisex?
George: It's the same thing.
Jordon: It is not the same thing.
Dylan: My swim aerobics instructor is bisexual.
Jordon: *unamused* ...Thank you, Dylan.
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allhailhu4l · 1 year
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Jordon: Hey? Are you free?
George: No, I'm expensive.
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allhailhu4l · 11 months
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Jorel: Hey Danny, can you give me the opposite of these words? Jorel: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down. Danny: Never, Going, To, Give, You- Danny: The fucking satisfaction.
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