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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE AMAZING FUNNYMAN!!! ❤️🎂

#hollywood undead #hollywoodundead #hu4l #huarmy #hu army #hu #funnyman actually being funny #funnyman #funny man #dylan alvarez #dylanalvarez #happy birthday

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Luna. You grew your angel wings today, my sweet lil bean. Thank you for giving me almost 5 years of wheeks, cuddles, and carrot munchies. You were the sweetest guinea pig that a mama could ever own. I love you and gonna miss you so much lil potato. 😭❤️

#guinea pigs of tumblr #guinea pig #rest easy #wheek wheek bitch #wheek wheek

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My most favorite country singer since I was born, Toby Keith, has passed away. Rest easy buddy knowing you’re no longer suffering. You were legendary 💔😭

#cancersucks #toby keith #rest easy Toby Keith #country singer

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Me: okay, I will finish this paragraph then head to bed , I can finish it tomorrow after work.

Also me: *walking into work half asleep* sorry I’m late. I was up until 4 am writing my fic again.

#personal #write write write write #fanfic writer struggles #hollywoodundeadfanfics #it’s the plot damn it! #I need help #fanfic writing #writing addiction #I can’t sleep unless my chapter is finished #the ideas keep coming

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Jordon: And what do we say when someone refuses your offer?

Dylan: Suck it, boomer!

Jordon: I don't know who "Boomer" is, but no…

#hollywood undead #hollywoodundead #hu4l #huarmy #hu army #hu #incorrecthollywoodundeadquotes #incorrect quotes #incorrecthu #charlie scene #jordon terrell #dylan alvarez #funny man #funnyman

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Dylan: Pros and cons of dating me.

Dylan: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Dylan: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

#hollywood undead #hollywoodundead #hu4l #huarmy #hu army #hu #incorrecthollywoodundeadquotes #incorrect quotes #incorrecthu #dylan alvarez #funny man #funnyman

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Dylan: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?

#hollywood undead #hollywoodundead #hu4l #huarmy #incorrecthollywoodundeadquotes #hu #incorrect quotes #incorrecthu #hu army #dylan alvarez #funny man #funnyman

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Funnyman is being a flagpole - one of the best part of the HU's live shows

Tonhalle Munich 10.02.2018

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Thanks for reminding me Funny

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Jorel: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Danny: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Jorel: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Danny: Yes. Is it working?

#hollywood undead #hollywoodundead #hu4l #huarmy #hu army #hu #incorrecthollywoodundeadquotes #incorrect quotes #incorrecthu #jdog #j dog #Danny #dannymurillo #derillo #dannyxjdog

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Jordon: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

George: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

Jordon: I don't know, surprise me!

#hollywood undead #hollywoodundead #hu4l #huarmy #hu army #hu #incorrecthollywoodundeadquotes #incorrect quotes #incorrecthu #charlie scene #johnny3tears #j3t #george ragan #jordon terrell #charliexjohnny3tears

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*At a speed dating event*

Danny: Oh wow, people are really shallow.

Jorel: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?

Danny: *Checks pulse* Sorry, not yet.

Jorel, smiling: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

#hollywood undead #hollywoodundead #huarmy #hu army #hu #incorrecthollywoodundeadquotes #hu4l #incorrect quotes #incorrecthu #danny #j dog #jdog #jorel decker #dannymurillo #dannyxjdog #derillo

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Jorel: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Danny: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

#hollywood undead #hollywoodundead #hu4l #huarmy #hu army #hu #incorrecthollywoodundeadquotes #incorrect quotes #incorrecthu #dannyxjdog #derillo #jdog #j dog #danny murillo #jorel decker

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Having ADHD is Expensive!

- get underpaid from too much sick leave

- often lose job or change jobs/careers

- impulsive purchases

- repurchasing things you've lost

- medication

- therapy

- often miss out on opportunities because ADHD barriers

- requiring sensory accomodations

- dental care from neglect or chronic grinding teeth

- late fees

- fees for your late fees

- forgetting to cancel subscriptions

- general ADHD tax