HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BOB AND LINDA
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The Hogwarts Legacy gang and the Bob’s Burgers quotes I could totally see them using:
Sebastian: "My life is more difficult than anyone else’s on the planet, and YES, I’m including starving children so DON’T ASK."
Ominis: ~to Sebastian~ “Maybe you should try speaking in words instead of your DAMN DIRTY LIES!”
(Couldn’t pick just one)
~to MC when going on a quest~ “Ok, fine, but I’m going to complain the whole time.”
Poppy: Well, I decided to go join the birds. I eat lots of bread already and I’m tired of fighting. Goodbye
Mc, to Ominis and Sebastian: “We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let’s put the try in a triangle.”
Imelda: “oh crap, I forgot my hard hat!” MC- “why do you need a hard hat?” Imelda- “because I’m going to demolish you.”
Anyone About MC: “All I know about MC is that she comes and goes as she pleases, she answers to no one, and she is truly free.”
Leander: ~Sebastian to him~ “and you are?” Leander: “BETTER THAN YOU!”
Garreth: “Time for the charm bomb to explode.“
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Somewhere in a Denny’s….
Manger: He looks like a child molester, Clemitine don’t serve him. Make Denise do it.
Denise: why do I have to molested?
Manger: He’s not gonna moleste you.
Denise: Why?
Manger: Because your goth.
Denise: Goth kids still get molseted!
Manger: that’s not what I mean, it’s because you’re older.
Denise: Sarah’s the oldest make them do it!
Manger: Yeah but, Sarah’s not good with the customers.
Sarah: I’m good with the customers!
Manger, clemitine, and Denise: hm no
Sarah: I’m great with the customers!
Clemitine: they can’t help it, their autistic.
Sarah: Yeah I’m autistic.
Manger: No Sarah, you’re not autistic.
Denise tosses toothpicks on the ground: guess how many toothpicks.
Manger: no don’t play this game, it just ends with me picking up toothpicks.
Denise: cmon just guess.
Sarah: Uhhh a hundred…?
Manger: a hundred?!
Denise holding back laughter: no there three.
Denise throws another one down: Alright now how many now?
Sarah: Three!
Clemitine: God you’re the worst type of autistic-
Denise: You can’t even count.
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