#ineedfriendslikethis

[lazysublimeengineer]

Hamlet: I wish I was dead.

Gertrude: Okay honey but do you want a sandwich first?

Hamlet: What kind of sandwich?

Gertrude: We're having tuna fish

Hamlet: okay

Gertrude: okay you still want to die? or okay you want me to bring you tuna fish sandwich?

Hamlet: uuuuuggghhhhh you don't get it.

-Texts from Jane Eyre by Mallory Ortberg -This book is pure genius. I'm not sure what's more impressive: Mallory's sharp intelligence or her wicked sense of humor.

#ilovemallorynow #ineedfriendslikethis #thisismykindofbook #recommendedforfellowintpsoutthere

[kayla-for-cs-blog]

ok so im just chillin and i all of the sudden heard a bunch of beeping really quickly and i was like wow someone is pissed but then the beeping was folllowed by someone screaming “haPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU” ok guys this is true friendship. 

#friendship #besties #ineedfriendslikethis #damn

[jmlhoang]

Friendship goals. #WhiptByJuJu #INeedFriendsLikeThis

#whiptbyjuju #ineedfriendslikethis

[tiffanyarcher]

I'm seriously so lonely all the time and it's starting to get to me. I just want someone to want to spend time with me. I don't care if they love me. I just want to crash parties, take road trips, laugh, drink, and have a good time.

#imsosad #personal #ineedfriendslikethis #please