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ettuce-blog · 6 years

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hhi i <3 ryder

sdfghjkl SSOBS HHI hh,, im tig n its 1:17 in the morning and im rley sad and lonley and,,, uh yea,,,, lovesick,,, and im,,,,, a sad loser who is clingy n bad,,,, and really,, anoying,,, and wants to not exist,, n rydr is asleepe,,,, and,,, i miss them alot and,,,, im goin to go cry again,,later, ,,,,,,,,,,, but even tho im sad i wanna make somone hapy sso i jst decided,, to wrtie a thing fr my favorite person in th entire universe bcus theyr the only one wwho makes me superrr happyeee :D ccries,,, hhhhhh okaaaa

sob HHHHHhhhhhh I LLOV rydr soo SSO SOOooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333 hhnhn I LOVEE THEMMmmm nkggfdssdfghjkkhj imight die,,,theyr so amazing and i think theyr th best n theyr actually perfect ssobb ilov everything about them so much,,,, ssobs ilov thm so much sometimes i jst,, sit on th floor and just,, cry sobs,,, im nnot realy good at talkng n wordss nn sstuf ssob hh ;;W;;,,,but um hh,, id never ever ever,, trade them for anything in th entire universe everr,,,, i never WWANNA CHANGE ANYTHIN ABOUT THM EVERRRrr!!! bc theyre perfect just the way they are ssobb <33 HHNGJjgb ssobb ther really realy RREALYY NNICE TO MEE SSOBBB NN PRETYyy nn amazing annn superr super super TALENTEDD ANDD AMAZINGGGg even tho iam annoying and too affectionate,,,,,,,, ANDB OMG ther art is litterally th best,, ssob its actual g o l d and i would jump of a cliff fr them and ther art,,,, n would sell my kidney and my feet fr thier art,,,,its jst hhnjgffffhjjngdddg AND!! they can write soo wellllllllll TOO!! SHGDFH SSOB THY WRITE SOoooooo AMAZINGLY GOODD HH,, like gggosh hhhh i jst

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AND OMGOMGGGgg THEYY MAKE MEE SSSOOO HAPPYYYyy HHhh they make me smile evn wwhen im ssupr ssad ssob SSOB I TRYY SUPER HARDD ALL TH TIME TO MAKE THEM HAPPYYYYE AL TH TIMEE <3333 BECAUSE THEY!!! MEAN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE TOO MEEEEEEE !!!’<3333 //cries on th floor,, and theyre the only person who realyy cares nn sstuff and talks to me and i feel realy safe with them and,, andn they light up my life and iduno what id do without thhem ssobb an iduno ssob,, they jst,,, iduno im jst realy inlov with them,,,,,,,,,, AND THE’Y ARE SUPER PRETTYYYY AND REALLY REALY CUTe,,,,,, ;;W; <33 ,,,,,,, and hDGJGHGjfbdfh THEYRR THEEEE CUTEStT PRETTIEStT hhHOTTEST PERSON ALIVE EVERrrrrr SSOBS like rly theyr REALLYYYYY great,,,,,,,n rly???? hot i,,,guess,,i,,,,,,,,,im ace but,,,,,,,i guess,,,, im like,,,,,,,,,,60% acesexual for,,,, them???????????? iv never,, ever been attracted to anyone,,, but i,,,,,, i

ILIKE THEM alo t

rydr is not jst pretty,,,,,,,,, they ar,,, mag n i f i c e n t,,, beautiful,,, a d o r a b le,,, the best,,,, and jst,,, sso amazing and perfect ssobb i duno hhh

an NNOT ONLY ar they good at evereything,,,,,,,,,, but they r also a thief,,, BC THEy stole my heart 17284858585 times cries an theyr the lov of my life oka sobs,,,, tthey make me sso happy hh,, my lov fr them triples evereyday,, and i alreaddy lov them mor than anything that ever existed ever ccriies theyr like,,, the only personn wwho can make me feel really realye happy!! ssobs n i love them so ssso much an,, idk ssob,, thatss kinda scaryy to mee hh ssob,,, but its oky!!! ilov them ssoo much iduno really wwhat else to say rrealy ssob i always telll them that ilov them n stuff n idk i dont wanna be annoying,,,

BUttttT ILOV THEMM SSO MUCHhhhhh

( iam sory,,, if ur reading this rydr,,,ilov u,,,,,,,,,) i //sweats,,,,,,,,,

i wouldf,,,,,,,,, die fr u,,,,,,,, sobs,,,,,,,,,

n im sooo terribl at describing things jst like im terribl at evereything else ssob,,,, hhnn im ssorrry,,, BUT SSOBS ther the bestest person i hv ever met in the entire universe and i would die fr them and i would take 45785855 bullets fr them,, and would walk to th moon for them,,, n i wil go wwherever they wanted me tooo n i would walk to thier house in a blizardd if they wer sad or wanted me to a blizard,, inside a hurricane,,, yes,, a hurricane blizzard,, sddfghjk AND i cant wait to meet them !!!!!!!! <333 n hug them forever an never let go ever until they yell at me,, and live togethr one day and bake them cookies <33 and give them flowers n tel them ilov thm everey second!! and annoy them at night,, and watch scarey movies together and look for ufos,,, an meet ther fav musicians and to just make them feel hhhappy and safe an do watever they like!! ssobs also ilov them mor than they lov madeon which is alot,,,, iam,, i im,,,

im super super sorrrey this is verey long,,,,, ;; W ;

iam sory for the typos,,,,,,my keyboard is broken,,, that is my excuse

also iam ryders #1 fan,,,,,,,,,,

#iloveyou

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beefstew252 · 7 years

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i was tagged by @davidbowie69 to do this time- consuming tageroony

(answer 92 questions and tag 20 ppl)

the last

1. drink: water cuz im basic

2. phone call: mi amiga ella

3. text message: “ehehhehehehehehhe with like a million laughy face emojis cuz im too awkward to live”

4. song you listened to: telephone line by ELO

5. time you cried: probs last night when i cried myself to sleep or yesterday when i watched life and was too scared so i leaked from my seeing crevices

have you

6. dated someone twice: never even been on a date whoops im a loooser

7. kissed someone and regretted it: lhehehehehe my mommy

8. been cheated on: friend wise- yes but not like in relationships lol im not kewl

9. lost someone special: mhmhmhmhm i move everyday and am unlovable soo not a good combo

10. been depressed: lol yup yup yup everyday but i cover it with smiley face stickers and sprinkles

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: mayyybbeeee when i accidently drank a bunk of mikes hard lemonade hehehhhhehehe

list 3 favorite colors

12. yellow

13. mintish green

14. sky blue

in the last year you have…

15. made new friends: @davidbowie69 i love my mommm

16. fallen out of love: nope im always in love with everyone ever

17. laughed until you cried: EVERYDAY im a giggly person tbh

18. found out someone was talking about you: not really but i constantly feel like my friends talk about how horrible i am sooooo same difference

19. met someone who changed you: everyone i meet tbh <3333333

20. found out who your friends are: i think maybe if they actually love me as much as i love themmmmm <333

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: what even is face book tbh

generale

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: girl i dont understand this booking faceeeee

23. do you have any pets: my dear pet rock mildred and her associate mr pebbleton (but i wanna doggo so badddd)

24. do you want to change your name: nah m8 sofia is fineeee af i think

25. what did you do for your last birthday: 4 days agooo hmmm i slept in and had avocado toast like a true millennial and went to the grocery store with my mom lol and then went to my fav place in the world an art store then had cake and watched life which was horrifying twas pretty fun

26. what time did you wake up: 10ish but usually like afternoonish whoops

27. what were you doing last night at midnight: i was watching the OA which was actually amazin tbh

28. name something you can’t wait for: WINNING THE PRESIDENCY WITH MY VICE PRES KANYE IN 2020 HONESTLYYYY

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: just now when she told me to do the laundry

30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i wish i had stayed in one place and had real, true friendships

31. what are you listening to right now: build me up buttercup- the foundations

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: no not really???

33. something that is getting on your nerves: constantly thinkin im not good enough and some “people” i know heh

34. most visited website: tumblr, netflix and gmail tbh

lost questions. i just put in random info about me

wow op was a little bitch--- keepin this in thx ellie

35. moles: yes but theyre outside and probably have rabies and are blind af and no longer are in my backyard---- jkjk yea i do tho

36. marks: everywhere on my ugly af self

37. childhood dream: i wanted to be a squirrel when i grew up sooo

38. hair color: dark brown

39. long or short hair: short shoulder lengthish??

40. do you have a crush on someone: yeah everyone i meet ever

41. what do you like about yourself: my curly af hair and strangely large energy reserves (gracias mitochondria)

42. piercings: ear piercins

43. blood type: idk man but i hope its the kind from that episode of doctor who with the aliens and they controlled u with blood or somethin and david tennant lost an arm it was wild

44. nickname: sofie, sofie dofie, didi, olaf, mr. f@#*ing compassion, slink, softpants once again, sof fresh, coneybear? leaf?, ronnie, macaronnie, charlie kelly tbh

45. relationship status: hahahahahahahahahahaha

46. zodiac: cancer, (yes i know im a crabb dont make funna me)

47. pronouns: she/her also ultimate supreme ruler of 7M tbh

48. favorite tv show: stranger things, its always sunny in philadelphia, parks and rec, the office, tbh the new show i just binged yesterday called the OA, friends, etcetcetc

49. tattoos: nope i have a very low pain tolerance

50. right or left hand: right im bland af

51. surgery: yea my poor eye lol ive had like 3 on that one alone whwhwhw

52. hair dyed different color: no id look like a uglier potato

53. sport: competitive cloud watching

54. *GASP* there is no spoon…there is no question 54……………………. ………………………..hey remember those wayside school books because i sure do------ also keepin this im unoriginal and still dont understand tags lol

55. vacation: the moon

56. pair of trainers: white superstar adidas or grossly dirty “white” converse cuz im basic once again

plus generales

57. eating: i just ate strawberries and a grilled cheese sandwich sooo

58. drinking: w a t e r ---stay hydrated mis amigos

59. i’m about to: host the most lit party in the world tbh (mario kart and pizza binches)

60. *bo burnham voice in my head, for some reason* it’s not real. time is an illusion.------ im lazy do u see a trend????!?

61. waiting for: my next trip to the northeast cuz i miss it

62. want: a real friend tbh. also *dr evil voice* 1 MILLion DOllaRs

63. get married: yup and i agree with the bae on “why couldn’t this have been question 64 because when i’m sixty four by the beatles is also the best song ever sooooo”

64. career: eww the future i h8 probs an astronaut so i can fly into the void

which is better

65. hugs or kisses: AWW ILL TAKE ANYTHIN

66. lips or eyes: eyes who even looks at lips eww theyre like chapped and stuff

67. shorter or taller: short lil bean or tall beans everyone is valid

68. older or younger: all the ages?

69. yOU hAVe GOt To bE KiDdINg ME wHY is 69 SKipPeD--- gracias por las cosas

70. nice arms or nice stomach: eww nice personality honestly

71. sensitive or loud: sensitive like me hehehehhee

72. hook up or relationship: relationshippppp<3 if any soul could stand me for longer than a day

73. troublemaker or hesitant: ??????? i like robbie rotton

have you ever…

don’t we need tequila apple juice for this part

74. kissed a stranger: no but today i made a snarky comment quietly about a kid who was smoothie drinkin and bikin and we made solid eye contact for like 30 secs sooo same difference

75. drank hard liquor: i licked vodka once it was gross and i almost threw up

76. lost glasses/contact lenses: jason sat on and broke my glasses once so same thing

77. turned someone down: yeah the monster livin in my drawer tried to take me to the movies once and i was like BOI UR A MONSTER LIVIN IN MY ROOM COME ON

78. sex on the first date: eWWWWWEWWewewewewwwwew

79. broken someone’s heart: hah no one has ever liked me in the history of the human race sooo

80. had your heart broken: everyday

81. been arrested: im what the police call “an angel”

82. cried when someone died: every time my fav character died or any other time im an emotional lil bean honestly

83. fallen for a friend: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhehehehhehe

do you believe in…

84. yourself: eww no i suck

85. miracles: one time someone said i was pretty

86. love at first sight: yes i’m certain that it happens all the time STEALIN IT ELLIE SOZ NOT SOZ

87. santa claus: yes yes yes

88. kiss on the first date: mmmmmmmmmidkman

89. angels: me

other

man, op really ran outta ideas here

90. current best friend’s name: none of my “best friends” think im their best friend too soooo no im a lonely person but if i had to say somethin itd be russell crow(e?) as javert tbh

91. eye color: poop brown

92: favorite movie: all of them but also good will hunting, cinema paridiso, life is beautiful, dead poets society, breakfast club, 16 candles the list goes ONNNNN man

well, it’s been real

i tag vlad putin and jeff

#tagged #im bad at these

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