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andy-wm · 7 months

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3D by JK (feat. JH) - my take.

Ok, unpopular opinion maybe, and I might get my ass beaten for this (not in a good way 🤣)

Feel free to disagree RESPECTFULLY.

Disclaimer: If anyone comes at me with that cancel bullshit I will block you, because we all get to have an opinion.

If my post enrages you, scroll past until you can be civil, then come back and talk. Or block me. I dont mind.

And don't tell me that because I don't love this song I have to hand in my ARMY card... I'm not going to.

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I'll start by saying I love JK so, so much. Adore him. Will always support him.

But for me, 3D is a misstep.

My feeling is Hybe should have reconsidered releasing it as it is.

JK's lyrics are fun and sexy. The innuendo is on point. The melody is great and the chorus has excellent sing-along value. Even though I'm not a huge pop music fan, I like the vibe.

The MV dancers are awesome, and I got a kick out of the fire hydrant metaphor.

And in that jacket with nothing under it, JK looks hot enough to melt asphalt.

However....

Including Jack Harlow's rap IMO is a mistake. It sucks, frankly. Not in a good way.

It not only misses the mark on the tone of the rest of the song but his lyrics are really just offensive. Misogynistic. And racial refrences are just... not cricket. It's 2023 not 1995, regardless of what his hairstyle tells you.

His lyrics sound like an incel bragging about their sex life when all they've ever done is watch porn. From his words, I doubt he knows how to please any person but himself.

His message is gross, but its still just... generic. Like he went to urban dictionary for spicy language and then googled how to treat women like shit. There's nothing original about what he's saying. He's not even being gross in an intersting way. It's gross AND boring.

(Jack, if you're reading this, sorry my guy you gotta do better.)

I've been army since 2018 and this is the first BTS song I have tried to find merit in and given up.

I honestly tried to be into it and i just... can't. It doesn't sit well with me.

This is a new experience for me because even when BTS release something i don't immediately love, i still stream and watch and let it sink in, or I work on figuring out what I am missing and why it's ACTUALLY good even if i can't grasp it.

This... it's just... not good, in my opinion.

I have to clarify here...

It isn't about explicit content, i am totally down for that. If anyone read my post on Seven, they will know my response to that song. In a nutshell, I believe all adults who want to, should happily and shamelessly be doing ALL the horizontal tango. Every type, every day, in every way. With anyone and everyone they fancy as long as all parties are informed and consenting adults who are equally enjoying the experience.

Yes. I am all about getting down.

That doesn't mean treating your partners like a body count or using and abusing them with no consideration. That's not cool.

**PSA: please be safe and use protection. Get tested regularly if you have multiple partners. Don't do anything you don't feel good about and dont stay with partners who harm or manipulate you 💜**

Now, back to the smut.

Some criticisms i saw of Seven were about how dirty it was. A few people were upset because JK said fuck, and because he sang about how and when he liked to fuck. But more criticism was levelled at Letto. Why?

It seemed like it was because she's a woman, singing about sex.

Letto totally owns her sexuality and she knows what she wants. I snorted with delight at how deliciously filthy her lyrics were. Some very clever wordplay made her verse so visceral, and pretty shocking to the pearl-clutchers, without her ever saying anything directly. I really enjoyed it.

She was telling us straight up how good she is in bed. Good for her. She totally rocks. And she wasn't disrespecting anyone. She didn't need to do that to make herself cool AF.

The difference between Letto's rap and jack harlow's is that jack sounds like he's just looking at the women he's singing about as a hole to stick his dick in. Women have fought for long enough for equality and respect. They don't need this bullshit. You can sing about getting down, and you can be absolutely filthy and nasty and wild, and you can do it without degrading your partners.

I did read a theory about this song being social commentary on toxic masculinity. You can find it here and you can read it below:

Its not bad as a theory. At least it wouldn't be if Namjoon or Yoongi or Hobi - or Jungkook himself - had written the song. If that were the situation we'd see some inkling of self awareness in the rap, and maybe a hint of character development. But there's none.

Sorry ARMY, this is not the class of lyricism we have come to expect.

If jack is trying to make a social statement^*, or play a character, he is not succeeding in showing any growth or humanity at all. He's really just that stereotype.

In the last few lines, after he offers to fly his victim from Korea to Kentucky, he says "and you ain’t gotta guarantee me nothing I just wanna see if I get lucky."

How considerate...

All I see is zero care factor about the actual person he's trying to get with. Which is quite different from JK's lyrics, which show awareness that he's interacting with a conscious, living human being, not a piece of furniture.

jack follows with "I just wanna meet you in the physical and see if you would touch me"

Ugh. Not with a ten foot pole, douchebag.

And how about, in his first verse "All my ABGs get cute for me"

Good god, really? Is he seriously saying this?

So its a no for me.

The ONLY saving grace is that there's an alternative version which is pretty fun. It's almost as if Hybe knew we would hate the version with jack harlow. Wow, such insight!

Now, i know that's not the only reason they made an alternative. They needed a clean version for US radio play (let's be real, what possible other purpose can this song serve? *°)

But they could have censored jack's... actually they couldn't. The rap verses can't be salvaged. They genuinely have no merit, the only hope for the song is totally removing them.

What does that tell you?

ARMY will no doubt still chart the main track but personally, I would feel morally compromised if i supported that version. So I'll stick to the alternative and hope for better things to come.

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^* Stylecaster doesnt think so either. I visited their website to check thr lyrics. They said, of D3, "Meanwhile, Jack Harlow brings the cool with his two verses as he raps about all the women he could pull"

Uh, really? I hope that's intended to be ironic.

*° The MV had only 4.5million views after 12 hours. And we know what brilliant strategists Hybe employs. I am travelling in Korea right now. There was no promo visible here. And it was no accident that it was released at lunchtime on Chuseok - the biggest famiily holiday of the year - when relatively few people in Korea would be available to engage with it. THEY KNEW IT WAS A STINKER.

#jeon jungguk #jungkook #bts jungguk #bts jungkook #jungkook 3d #hybe entertainment #bighit

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harryforvogue · 1 year

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Jack Harlow hot af fr

TRUE BUT JACKMAN

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fairybaby777 · 2 years

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my met gala takes (just my opinion):

vanessa hudgens: it’s just not doing it for me, also i see no relation to the theme and i feel like she just wanted to be nude when this was no time for it /:

miss emma chamberlain: top half SLAY, bottom half is giving cheap zara skirt

lala: mm not a fan tbh

anna wintour: literally what is that & WHY is it so hard to stay on theme

blake lively: ABSOLUTE SLAY !! kills it everytime

tommy dorfman: ummmm what ? it’s giving batman in the worst way possible

austin butler: looking fineeeeee goddaMN

kacey musgraves: look, it’s not terrible, it’s just not that great either. at least it’s on theme ?

cami mendes: i just don’t really like this & i really think it’s because of her hair. it’s giving i just woke up

janelle monae: stunning but not on theme

kaia gerber: STUNNING BUT NOT ON THEME

maude apatow: definitely feel like this was more american lexicon theme then gilded age. also not very flattering

shawn mendes: got lost on his way to fantastic beasts ?

amy schumer: giving security guard/inspector gadget

camilla cobello: traumatised. needs to fire her stylist asap

joe jonas: not a black suit so it’s a win in my book !!

normani: absolutely SLAYED. STUNNING.

evan mock: actually on theme. also hot af

emma stone: giving night slip dress. dislike

sebastian stan: HE LOOKS SO HOT BRO LITERALLY WHO LET HIM but sadly not on theme at all

laura harrier: absolutely killed it ! finally a cinched waist

sjp: killed the silhouette ! not sure about the dress tho. oh well at least on theme. classic carrie bradshaw hat too

phoebe dynever: stunning but is this on theme ? feel like her daphne dress wouldve been more suited then this. also why is everyone wearing black it’s so boring 😭

fredrik robertson: LOVE IRIS VAN HERPEN BUT WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS DOING AT A GILDED AGE THEMED EVENT ?? it’s more futuristic than anything ??

jack harlow: im bored

hoyeon: beautiful as always but not on theme

winnie harlow: idk what she was thinking. again giving futuristic

billie eilish: FAV ABSOLUTELY SLAY KILLED IT LOVE IT AMAZING

kris jenner: ew. i expected more, then again, no i didnt.

madelaine petsch: stunning. on theme !

tessa mae thompson: completely missed the mark

taylor hill: absolutely stunning ! idk how i feel about the embroidered flowers tho

hailey bieber: eh simple. not terrible not amazing

cole sprouse: i hate this

chloe bailey: if the theme was golden nugget, sure

gigi hadid: loveeee ! i love a wild and bold look always. bonus points for being on theme

dove cameron: slay !!!!! such a cool idea to wear the boning without the fabric over top

kourtney kardashian: i- 🤦🏽‍♀️

anitta: honestly a slay

addison rae: she looked really pretty but again, why is she here ? also not on theme babes x

kendall jenner: is it just me or would this look have been 10x better if she had eyebrows ?!

kylie jenner: 😮‍💨

olivia rodrigo: love the dress. HATE the butterflies

kim k: sue me but i loved this.

nicki minaj: respectfully, no. also what’s with all the baseball caps

khloe: beautiful but wouldve liked to have seen something a bit more wow

bella hadid: kinda disappointed tbh

syndey sweeney; beautiful !!! is it on theme tho ?

em rata: HATE

cara delivigne: giving willy wonka

yeah so overall no one was on theme and most people are boring. so disappointed considering this theme had SO much potential 🥱

#met gala

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twogyuu · 6 months

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i apologize for the amount of dead skull emojis used in this post - nothing else felt right idk why 💀 you legit took the words right out of my brain again - poppin love was indeed SOOOO 90s boyband. the music in the chorus was so dreamy and then them in the all white/denim fits just...*chefs kiss* and omg the chill kill trailer was just straight up creepy af. it was honestly the ending for me with yeri's shadow just standing there as she walked away. I actually made sure my doors were locked after that scene 💀💀💀 red velvet is back in their creepy girl bag and for me that's a sign that this cb is gonna slap lol lastly, GOLDEN - jungkook was definitely aiming to give us pop boi vibes and he didn't disappoint - that's definitely what the album was giving - reminiscent of justin bieber, shawn mendes (he worked on one of the songs), bruno mars, etc. my faves were yes or no (prob my fave to play in the car <3), hate you (sad shawn mendes bop), shot glass of tears (great for nighttime drives and angst imo), too sad to dance (love yourself by jb coded), and somebody (vibes), basically in that order. of course you know I loved Seven and honestly my favorite single that he released was 3D - I'm so obsessed with that song and the music video and the jack harlow feature and everything so that one is high up there. Also jk featured on this song Too Much with the kid laroi and if I'm being honest that is probably my favorite song overall from JK's golden era but he's just a feature on it so...💀 But like please check it out - his voice is so silky smooth and he and the kid laroi on a track just deeply satisfied a need I didn't know I had. the british dude's verse's kinda slapped too ngl 💀 this might be a hot ass take so don't come for me yall but...I didn't really care for Standing Next To You. I know exactly why he chose it for his main single from the album though - he's solo on it with no features unlike Seven and 3D, and it's super vocally complex. I can tell he wanted to showcase his range and this was definitely something really fresh from him and executed really well. he was super smooth on it and the vocals were amazing - reminded me of a bruno mars vibe which was really awesome - it just wasn't my personal taste in terms of sound but I respect it and was truly impressed. i'm just a sucker for basic ass bops most of the time lol. but that song would totally go hard at a concert though - like it's a perfect for a performance also, final sidenote...was lowkey surprised the entire album was in english (i believe)? ik hybe is making a big push in the american market, and it was fun to hear him singing in english like that, especially for me since I don't speak any other language and he sounded great - I loved being able to actually sing along, ya know? 💀but I was just genuinely surprised. I would have totally been down for a full korean album

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT CHILL KILL?!?!?!?! Initial thoughts?! It's been a couple of days and the album has been ON REPEAT! I will admit, Chill Kill is not necessarily my favorite title, but it's also not my least favorite?? The intro is chilling, but the preppy pop direction it took, took me by surprise LoL. The b-sides are so 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 One Kiss and Underwater are my favorites!!!

Imma be honest 💀 I am working very SLOWLY through Golden rn 😅 I'm not sure why, but similarly the title track just didn't intrigue me all that much - the choreo was great and JK looked 🫢🫨 Personally, Yes or No and Too Sad to Dance >>>>

I'm sorry friend - I didn't enjoy Too Much 💀😂 Central Cee's feature felt SO out of place for me, it kind of ruined the whole song imo~

Even though I'm not a huge fan of Golden thus far, I'm proud of JK for pushing it into the West! As an Asian American, it's very nice to see representation in the pop industry 🥹

#LMK WHAT YOU THINK OF CHILL KILL~#dee 🐳#lonelywhalien22

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venomiax · 3 years

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arcticharrie · 2 years

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Sir , pls I BEG 🧎‍♀️😩

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harlowhockeystick · 2 years

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im just saying i expected more than….a black suit. i wanted more tbh, but he was wearing givenchy and from what i have seen from that brand they keep it simple pretty much so yeah <3

#txt.#jack harlow #man still looked hot af!!

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http-alexademie · 2 years

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can u write something about jack harlow?

maybe him dating another artist and they just flirt under each-others posts?

tried my best hope u like it<3

also sorry abt the first pic being blurry, i couldn’t fix it.

y/i/n

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y/i/n dior forever @bellahadid

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y/nfan7 when’s the new album out

y/n6 please drop the album i miss ur voice

bellahadid i miss this shoot so much and u of course 😘

y/i/n you better miss me bitch 🙄❤️‍🔥

y/nbella242 the fact that this has already been labeled the best campaign of the decade😫

y/nfan50 please this is so hot

randomfan6 wait why is y/n modeling with bella hadid? i thought she was a singer

y/nfan0 she is a singer but her and bella got asked to do a shoot with dior together, and if u didn’t know they’ve been friends for ages

y/nfan89 she’s so pretty i wish she modelled more

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jackmanfan6789 please tell me i’m not the only one who saw jack like that

jackharlow you look so pretty baby;)

y/i/n thanks daddy😽

jackharlowfan56 yo wtf was that abt

y/nfan24 the fact they prob just playin w us

y/nfan7 DADDY-😭HELP

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jackharlow i write these songs so my kids can listen to them one day and know who their father was

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jackfan6 all 8 daughters

jackmanfan67 don’t worry our kids will know their father ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

jackharlowfan4 this picture does something to me

y/i/n can’t wait for our babies to meet their daddy

jackharlow can’t wait for our babies to meet their mamma

jackfan789 y’all seeing this shit

jackfan3 y/n better back off

y/n&jack6 y’all need to chill y/n has a wayyyy higher chance with him then all you kids

y/n6 tell y/n to drop the album already

jack&y/n20 i honestly hope y/n and jack get together their both so hot

claybornharlow great going jack you made all ur fans mad

y/nfan93 this is so hot

jackman67890 oh no not y/n’s fan commenting jacks hot

jackfan926 first y/n now her fans🙄

jackfan67 y’all leave the poor girl alone

jackharlow added to their instagram story!

y/i/n added to their instagram story!

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jackharlowupdates @jackharlow and @y/i/n both uploaded to their instagram story’s a picture of someone blurred out. could it be jack and y/n?

jackfan6 better not be or istg

y/nfan89 y/n is actually smart to blur out the persons hair unlike jack who just covers their ass 😭

jackfan89 it’s so obvious it’s them like they not even tryna hide it

jack&y/i/n6 i mean that is y/n’s hair so i guess all we can do at this point is pray

jackman6789 y’all looking into this to much

y/n0 ikr it’s obvs them

jackharlowfan678 ik it’s them i’m just trying to convince myself it’s not 😓

jackfan6 if it is them im happy for jack

jackharlowfan79 yo didn’t jack say he was going to focus on his music instead of a relationship?

y/nfan04 i mean y/n looking fine as hell

y/nfan6 if i was jack i would post that too, y/n’s fine as fuck

y/nfan8 jacks a respectful guy so i don’t blame her

jackfan7890 and he’s hot af

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