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[myste-rae]

Tagged by @opencanofgarbonzobeans

Rules: Tag 10 people you wanna know better 

Relationship status:  happily in love

Favorite color: red

Last song I listened to: metallica - moth into flame

3 favorite foods: pasta, pizza, bread

Last thing I googled: gundam calibarn 😂

Anything I want now: to not be so far from my partner 😭

Tagging: @queer-crusader @the-ghost-k1ng @ding-dong-diddly-dick @rainwisp @flowergirlfemme @toystuffing​ @jadesaidshedneverchangeherurl​

#tag game #zero pressure to do it folks! #also if anyone isn't up to date on g-witch - don't google calibarn 😂

[the-hawkeyes]

I posted 2,690 times in 2022

That's 665 more posts than 2021!

30 posts created (1%)

2,660 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@myste-rae

@baenling

@jadesaidshedneverchangeherurl

@archantropy

@dietkoalawithlime

I tagged 358 of my posts in 2022

#yeah - 23 posts

#ffxiv - 17 posts

#god - 10 posts

#favorite - 8 posts

#goncharov - 7 posts

#me - 6 posts

#zophia tag - 6 posts

#yukiko tag - 5 posts

#oh - 5 posts

#ffxivwrite2022 - 4 posts

Longest Tag: 90 characters

#but ive put out so much of myself and barely get any of that in return and i dont know why

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

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10 notes - Posted November 22, 2022

#4

Did you all miss Kiera? I missed Kiera 

Using the power of “Magic” i finally got her to be her proper, milf, award winning, melon-crushing thigh self. 

I really should keep posting here on tumblr, there’s no reason for me not to. 

10 notes - Posted November 10, 2022

#3

It’s Moonfire Faire again, and you know what that means! Melon Crushing!

That’s right, it’s back! Come join our host, Miss Eorzea 2017 Kiera H as she hosts another wonderful melon crushing contest. No thighs will be denied! Any and all races are encouraged to come and participate!

The event will be run through /random. How it works is that you have “X” chances to reach “X” number, simulating the size of the melon and the effort taken to crush it. For example, the first round will be three chances to roll above 200. If you manage it on your first roll, fantastic! You do not have to roll anymore after that. 

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12 notes - Posted August 13, 2022

#2

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15 notes - Posted November 10, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

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16 notes - Posted May 10, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

[hawberries]

so it's an old old post going around that brought me to your blog, but i really love the laurel and bailey comic, bailey has my whole heart🥺 any plans to bring them back?

awww hello, this is so sweet! it means a lot that even though the comic is quite old now, people still enjoy reading about my SILLY LITTLE LESBIAN OCs……………!!! unfortunately i have spent the last few years becoming less and less satisfied with my writing/storytelling skills and so i'm really feeling hesitant to continue my original comic ideas… it's definitely something i'm trying to get over (how do i expect to improve my writing if i never write? ETC!) but i just don't feel confident saying there are "plans" to bring them back right now, so i am sorry about that! i do still have aspirations for sure, it's something i'd like to do, but there's definitely a lack of concrete ideas or plans. still, knowing that there are people still reading and thinking about these gay idiots is a big motivating factor, so i must thank you for taking the time to send in this ask 😤 i hope you have a good day in the meantime!!

#jadesaidshedneverchangeherurl #q and a time with phee #shut up phee

[poppi-fields]

🍇 : how would my muse describe their childhood? how much has it impacted the person they are now, or will become as an adult? around what age did they or will they start to mature, and why? do they wish to go back to their days as a child, or have they embraced adulthood?

Answered here!

#answered ask #jadesaidshedneverchangeherurl

[vylette-takeda]

Element Tag: Vylette Elakha

Rules: bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your the things the sometimes apply.

AIR

I have small hands / I love the night sky / I watch small animals and birds when I pass them by / I drink herbal tea / I wake to see dawn / the smell of dust is comforting / I’m valued for being wise / I prefer books to music / I meditate / I find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

FIRE

I don’t have straight hair / I like to wear ripped and torn styles of clothing / I play an sports / I am not afraid of adventure / I love to talk to strangers / I always try new foods / I enjoy traveling / summer is my favorite season / my radio is always playing

WATER.

I wear bracelets on my wrists / I love the bustle of the city / I have more than one set of piercings / I read poetry / I love the sound of a thunderstorm / I want to travel the world / I sleep past midday most days / I love candle light /  I see emotions in colors not words

EARTH

I wear glasses or contacts / I enjoy doing the laundry / I am a vegetarian or vegan / I have an excellent sense of time / my humor is very cheerful / I am a valued advisor to my friends / I believe in true love / I love the chill of mountain air / I’m always listening to music / I am highly trusted by the people in my life

AETHER

I go without makeup in my daily life / I make my own artwork / I keep on track of my tasks and time / I always know true north / I see beauty in everything / I can always smell flowers / I smile at everyone I pass by / I always fear history repeating itself / I have recovered from a mental disorder / I can love unconditionally Tagged By @roleplay-aficionado: By your command! I do need to get back into doing these :) I have been lazy especially about the ones that require writing. Thanks for the tag!! Tagging @mai-takeda @roxinova @windup-astra @avwalya @rythasbrenelle @zarah-ffxiv @lareine-kira @jenpants @herd-of-halla @jadesaidshedneverchangeherurl @vysaldhe @zhauric And YOU, if you’re reading this and want to participate!  Just be sure to tag me somewhere so I can some and read your responses!  ^_^

[silvertonguemuse]

Where They Stand: Katherine

PLACE IN SOCIETY

✖ FINANCIAL – wealthy  / moderate / poor / in poverty 

✖ MEDICAL – fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged / deceased

✖ CLASS OR CASTE – upper / lower / middle / working

✖ EDUCATION – qualified / unqualified / studying / self-taught

FAMILY

✖ MARITAL STATUS – married, happily / married, unhappily / engaged  / partnered / divorced / widow or widower / separated / single / it’s complicated

✖ CHILDREN – has children / no children / wants children / adopted children

✖ FAMILY – close with sibling / not close with siblings / has no siblings / siblings are deceased / it’s complicated

✖ AFFILIATION – orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by both parents / other

TRAITS & TENDENCIES  

✖ disorganised / organised / in between

✖ close-minded / open-minded / in between

✖ cautious / reckless / in between

✖ patient / impatient / in between

✖ outspoken / reserved / in between

✖ leader / follower / in between

✖ sympathetic / unsympathetic / in between

✖ optimistic / pessimistic / in between

✖ hardworking / lazy / in between

✖ cultured / uncultured / in between

✖ loyal / disloyal / in between

✖ faithful / unfaithful / in between

SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION

✖ SEXUALITY – heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual / omnisexual / demisexual

✖ SEX – sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favorable

✖ ROMANCE – romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable

✖ SEXUALLY – sexually adventurous / sex experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious / uninterested 

ABILITIES

✖ COMBAT SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✖ LITERACY SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✖ ARTISTIC SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✖ TECHNICAL SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

Tagged By: @vylette-elakha, thanks so much! (this is jadesaidshedneverchangeherurl/ostera-toralen, btw!) Tagging: @devokaii @sam-jharinya @sola-ffxiv​ @poppi-fields​ @theijinraen-xiv​

#tag game #this was neat!

[myste-rae]

top 5 fuckable monsters

wh... i.. w... oh my fucking god. jade, what the fuck....

right, uh.... shit. uh... imma go for some easy answers cause dammit, it’s easier to see a monster and think ‘i’d fuck that’ than... try to come up with a list of what i’d fuck, god dammit. why. why, jade. why. why would you do this

1 - succubus, duh

2 - vampires, of course

3 - werewolves. getting the easy ones

4 -  shit, uh... lamia!! yes.

5 - god, uh... fuck... ...existential dread..??

JUST SHOW ME MONSTERS AND I’LL TELL YOU SMASH OR PASS, MAKING ME THINK THEM UP IS CRUEL

put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

#rae rambles #asks #ask game #jadesaidshedneverchangeherurl

[myste-rae]

92!

92. What’s something you would get arrested for?

...it'd be easier to list what i wouldn't get arrested for 😂

uhh.. trespassing, photography's fun. arson, likely of a government building. being part of a protest. maybe punching a cop or unionist or homophobe. substances. think that's the most likely candidates 😂

#asks #ask game #jadesaidshedneverchangeherurl #rae rambles

[poppi-fields]

🍊 : does my muse desire romance? is it something they would actively seek out, or prefer to happen more ‘ naturally? ’ what is their love life like? do they have any exes or past flings, or crushes?

This is probably the kind of thing that’s more fun to find out ICly. ;)

I will say that L’enore has no exes or past flings, and if she’s had any crushes, they’ve not been ones that she’s admitted to herself.

#answered ask #jadesaidshedneverchangeherurl

[poppi-fields]

🍏 : how stable is my muse’s physical health? do they go for regular or semi-regular checkups by a physician? do they have any diagnosed illnesses and / or take any medication? how often do they get sick?

L’enore avoids doctors like the plague, because doctors have needles and needles are AWFUL.

She’s certainly not the picture of physical perfection in terms of her health, but she carries on, seemingly in spite of her horrible habits and the way she treats herself sometimes. If she’s set on a particular goal, she’ll tend to work herself halfway into the grave in pursuit of it, and then spend some time afterwards recuperating. It’s an endless vicious cycle and probably the thing that’s going to kill her someday.

#answered ask #jadesaidshedneverchangeherurl

[poppi-fields]

🍒 : how much does my muse value companionship? do they constantly keep people around them, or do they prefer to be alone often? do they have or desire to have many friends? do they see every meeting as an opportunity to make a new friend?

L’enore is happy whether she’s alone or in a crowd, though a particularly exuberant bunch of folks can exhaust her social battery quickly. As much as she’ll put on the airs of being a loner who doesn’t need anybody, she knows full well the benefits of having friends and a wide social circle, and works hard to maintain good social standing in the criminal underground. However, getting her to open up and truly trust others is an exercise in patience and, perhaps, futility, so ‘true’ friends are few and far between for her.

#answered ask #jadesaidshedneverchangeherurl

[poppi-fields]

🍎 : how stable is my muse’s mental health? have they been diagnosed with any mental illnesses and / or conditions? do they have any undiagnosed mental illnesses and / or conditions? do they or should they attend therapy?

😬

(Jokes aside, L’enore is relatively stable emotionally and mentally, but there’s definitely some issues with how she sees and values herself that would probably be pretty concerning to the average person.)

#answered ask #jadesaidshedneverchangeherurl

[poppi-fields]

🍍 : how comfortable is my muse in their body? how do they feel about their height, weight, strength, and body type? how important is being attractive to them?

L’enore is relatively comfortable in her body, though in a rather particular way. She doesn’t entirely view her body as herself, but rather as a tool she can use to get her way. Because of this, she doesn’t really see herself as ‘attractive’ or ‘ugly’, and doesn’t mind being shorter or taller, skinnier or fatter, whichever. As long as her body is doing what she needs it to do, then it doesn’t really matter- even if she isn’t always the best at keeping herself in top condition.

The one thing Enore takes particular pride in is her hair, and even though it may look like a scruffy mess to outsiders, she takes good care of it, and her tail as well.

Thank you for the ask, @jadesaidshedneverchangeherurl!

#answered ask #jadesaidshedneverchangeherurl