#jl probably: if i threaten to break their legs do you think they’ll back off?

[undertheredhood]

jin ling: *just became a sect leader and is ready to do sect leader things*

random cultivators: hey, is your uncle single?

jin ling: what if i was suicidal? what if that was my last straw?

#mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #jin ling #jin rulan #sect leader jin ling #the funniest thing is that he has so many uncles that you wouldn’t know which one this is about #jl loves his uncles but why people find them attractive is beyond him #mdzs crack #jin ling is so done #read a fic where people thought jiang cheng was hot but he was too scary to approach so they went to jin ling #in the hopes that he’ll set them up with his uncle and jin ling is so weirded out by people thinking his uncle is hot #and he’s so done with people #jl probably: if i threaten to break their legs do you think they’ll back off?