#jnrz ask

[didyoutrydynamite]

What’s jaune’s reaction to winning the battle Royal against some of the best fighters of his year group?

Jaune: Can we all agree never to do that again?

Weiss: *Staring daggers at him* I'm hunting you down first next time.

#jnrz ask #jaune arc #weiss schnee

[didyoutrydynamite]

How would team jnrz react to meeting jaune's nephew?

They would die from cuteness overload.

#jnrz ask #jaune arc #reese chloris #neon katt #may zedong

[didyoutrydynamite]

Following up my previous harem Ask, I like to image the best case scenario for Jaune getting a harem is where each of his team mates privately ask him if he'd be interested in casual platonic dating. Either to keep their date skills sharp (Neon, Reese) or to work on being less socially awkward (May).

The comedy kicks in when each of the girls also ask that they keep their platonic dates a secret from the rest of the team, and they say they're fine with him dating other girls since they aren't serious.

So, now Jaune is in a situation where he's dating his whole team, his team knows he's seeing other girls on the side, but none of them realize he's dating the others.

The cute comedy highjinks write themselves imo.

Cute, but this just sounds like having friends with extra steps.

#jnrz ask #jaune arc #reese chloris #neon katt #may zedong

[didyoutrydynamite]

If Jaune catches Reese letting their son or daughter do something bad, would Reese try to sexy her way out of it? She seems like the type to use sex to get away from trouble with her lover.

Jaune: Reese! What did you tell Elise to get herself in detention?!

Reese: *Lifts up her shirt, pretending to have been inspecting her chest* Whoa, J-Bae. Have you noticed how much my boobs have grown since Bulwark? Crazy right?

Jaune: Yes but thats not what we're talking about right now!

#jnrz ask #jaune arc #reese chloris #hooded knight

[didyoutrydynamite]

Has anyone attempted to flirt with Ciel and if so who was the poor unfortunate soul?

I love the idea that Ciel is totally oblivious to any flirting attempt that comes her way while being suspicious of Jaune's every little action.

Random Guy: Hey do you have the time? I want to know the exact moment I fell inlove-

Ciel: *Looking at her watch* It is 11:35 P.M.

~0~0~0~0~0~

Random Guy: You're so sweet, you're giving me a tooth ache.

Ciel: *Looks confused* How could I possibly give you a tooth ache? It seems more plausible you have poor dental hygiene.

~0~0~0~0~0~

Jaune: *Waves hi to her.*

Ciel: (That hand motion, is he gesturing how he'd like to grope me?!)

#jnrz ask #ciel soleil #jaune arc

[didyoutrydynamite]

If Drunk May flirted with Jaune, would it make him feel awkward? Or would he just smile and nod to pretend to play along?

Jaune would probably think nothing of it if May got a little flirty with him in a drunken stupor. He'd play it off as drunken ramblings and thank her for the compliments, maybe even bring it up the next day to tease her abit.

"May was so drunk last night she turned bi."

#jnrz ask #jaune arc #may zedong

[didyoutrydynamite]

So what would you say is each member of the JNRZ’s team’s favorite video game?

Jaune: RTS Games

Neon: Rhythm Games

Reese: Technical Fighting Games

May: First Person Shooters.

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[didyoutrydynamite]

Jnrz au. Let's get some wholesome up in here. Jaune playing/napping with his nephew. Everyone's reactions.

Everyone:

#jnrz ask #jaune arc

[didyoutrydynamite]

what is JNRZ's reaction to whatever their version of Disney is celebrating 100 years?

May: Nothing better than celebrating the greed riddled rise of our corporate overlords and their dragon's horde of blood money.

Neon: *Wearing a Whimsly Princess Tiara* You can be a real downer sometimes, you know that?

Reese/Jaune: *Belting out punk/rock covers of Whimsly film songs*

#jnrz ask #jaune arc #neon katt #reese chloris #may zedong

[didyoutrydynamite]

For some laughs if Jaune was actually a rabbit faunus how would the girls react to him with sad floppy rabbit ears?

Rabbit Jaune: *Sad*

Girls:

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[didyoutrydynamite]

Inspired by my own college days: Between Reese and Neon, which is more likely to come back to the dorm piss drunk, try to change only pass out on the floor with nothing on below the waist? Also inspired by my own college days: Between Jaune and May, who its more likely to see the above person in such a sorry state, and decide it would be funnier to write their name on their ass cheeks while taking pictures for the purpose of making fun of them?

1st answer Neon, second answer May, but I feel it would alot more likely Reese doing that lol

#jnrz ask #jaune arc #reese chloris #neon katt #may zedong

[didyoutrydynamite]

In the pathway that she ends up with Jaune, would she show it to him?

You guys really need to start writing questions with context instead of as if you're continuing a previous conversation.

As for what I suspect the context of this post is, yes, May would more than likely be comfortable wearing her ahegao shirt in the presence of her romantic partner.

#jnrz ask #jaune arc #may zedong

[didyoutrydynamite]

Jaune is thinking of getting a haircut and shows them rhe magazine. However his teammates says no to all of them. Even ones they don't even see. Because his hair is perfect the way it is.

Absolute FACT! Although, hear me out...

#jnrz ask #jaune arc

[didyoutrydynamite]

So what kinds of dust do each of the jrnz members favor? Do they have any particular varieties they favorite?

Jaune: Jack of all trades.

Neon: Ice Dust because it helps her slow down enemies.

Reese: Electricity Dust because it can over drive her board to go even faster.

May: Fire Dust because she likes how warm it feels when insider her coat pockets.

#jnrz ask #jaune arc #reese chloris #neon katt #may zedong

[didyoutrydynamite]

Who is partnered with who on Team JNRZ.

No partners. Teams at Bulwark were decided by the staff before hand, so there was no need for students to be partnered up.

I always felt that the RWBY fandom put way too much stake in partner relationships, or as I dub "The Partner-Ships", so one of the first things I decided for JNRZ Au is "NO PARTNERS".

#jnrz ask #jaune arc #reese chloris #neon katt #may zedong

[didyoutrydynamite]

Can we please have some jaune fluff that new episode did a number on me and my friend…

Reese: Alright, you're stuck on a deserted island. What are three items that you bring with you? I'm bringing a solar charger, a bag of flaming hot pico's, and my hoverboard. I'll be flying that baby straight back to land.

May: A knife, a tarp, and a fire starter kit.

Neon: Toilet paper, a flare gun, and my scroll with all my favorite music on it.

Jaune: I'd bring- uh... *suddenly gets bashful*

May: What is it, Commander?

Jaune: Huh? Uh, nah sorry it's nothing.

Neon: Doesn't sound like nothing. Com'on Stud, what are you hiding?

Jaune: It's gonna sound stupid out loud.

Reese: Well fess up, Stupid! Keeping me in suspense here!

Jaune: W-well, its just when you asked that, the very first thing to come to mind was to bring... you three.

NRZ: ...

Jaune: See I told you guys, it was-

Neon: *Face in her hands, blushing from the cuteness* How can one dork be this genuinely sweet. God I just want to shrink you down add you to my plushie collection.

Reese: *Fighting back tears* Y-yeah, dude. How much more cheesy can you get? F-fuck my eyes are sweating bad.

May: *Already hugging Jaune* I change my answer, I'm bringing three Jaunes.

#jnrz ask #jaune arc #neon katt #reese chloris #may zedong