#just more ammunition

[kathaynesart]

Since people liked Out of Context Replica Donnie, have an Out of Context Replica Leo.

Note, these won't be making an appearance in the actual comic, they're just "what if" scenarios that I might consider for Patreon down the line. For this one? Let's just say things don't go so well in the early years at the Central Park Colony. Guess they forgot Leo can pretty much change anything metal to a weapon.

#out of context #also let's be honest #those handcuffs are not going to restrain him in the slightest #just more ammunition #rottmnt #rottmnt replica #replica #kathaynesart #save rottmnt #needles #hospitals #tw blood #blood

[moonstruckdraws]

You know Clementine, don't you?

Who doesn't know Clementine! She's the brightest there is!

How, you may ask?

Well, just look at her eyes!

Those eyes hold galaxies, I say. A child no brighter.

You could even say:

@hellishgayliath's new child (and if I'm correct first daughter), Clementine! And what a delight she already is! I'm excited to draw more of her in the future

#clementine the opossom #helli all you've done is given me more ammunition #it's like you want to be destroyed at this point #but I will say Helli #if I make another large project for you do not be surprised because you're just fulling me lol #i am still not back btw but I had some extra free time and wanted to use it #even used a different style for blush & gettin better with my rendering brushes :] #I feel like Clem would squeeze her way into small spaces or get into large cabinets to steal snacks and spook people #but in a sweet way

[forcedhesitation]

that one bozo who made the gender swapped dame aylin mod: it's unrealistic for minorities to exist in this game because it's supposed to take place in medieval europe!!!!

aasimar, vampires, devils, and dragons aside....

bg3:

#bg3 #thoughts about media #where's the outrage over the existence of a 1950s québécois dish in a medieval european setting? hm?? #canada...canada doesn't exist in the forgotten realms. the land which this country occupies does- but the concept of the nation does not. #also! in the forgotten realms- bisexuality is the canonical norm and gender is much more complicated than just a clear cut binary. #several races have words in their languages specifically for transgender people. #and it's not viewed as strange in any way for someone to be transgender. transition is also super easy- as magic exists. #in fact. it's very probable that dame aylin CHOSE the form of a woman. based on what I've read- the divine can easily change their form. #and devils are all varying flavours of non-binary. primarily genderfluid it seems. it's totally normal for them to change form and pronouns #the majority of elven societies practice total gender equality- they do not see one gender as better/worse than the other in any way. #and bg3 actually does reflect the forgotten realms canon. pretty strongly. in this respect. #the illithid are genderless and referred to as such. your elven companions are all bisexual & polyamorous... #...duke stelmane has this title because it's a canonically genderless title. there is no use of sorceress/wizardess for the same reason. #and of course- your player character can swap gender & pronouns midway through the game and no one will care. at all. #like. for all the terrible problems with the forgotten realms- it's become FAR more aware of the fact that it's ridiculous for... #...a fantasy world to restrict gender and sexuality in the all-encompassing & discriminatory way that bigots demand. #also this isn't ammunition for anyone to pick on people who have lesbian/gay or straight tavs or durges. #my own main tav is a gay man.

[punchesco]

really upsetting to learn that I really really enjoy Steely Dan. Will not hear the end of this from Alex

#she already says i listen to dad music because i enjoy Dio and the Gorillaz of all things #just more fucking girlfriend ammunition

[post-futurism]

I got this really sick yellow ammunition box from an antique store for $30 and I'm so excited to see if I can make it into a letterbox. It's so interesting looking and I wonder if the posties won't just chuck the mail on the lawn because it doesn't have a letter slit, you'd have to open it up, or if someone's just gonna nick it. But the price was such a steal I wouldn't even be mad.

#plus the shop i got it from had like 60 other ammunition boxes #this one was just cooler because it was yellow #the others were real army looking #like that dark green with like hand writing on it #which I'm not too into but could paint over in the event where someone nicks it #and those ones were $22 #man it was just the best antique store i wish i had more time #i got there half an hour before they closed and just did a quick browse #i got some cool old oil drums which im gonna use as planters too #they were $30 too like such a bargain

[li-esonthefloor]

ghaksdfh;akdshg not to get back on this topic but julius 'keeping ludger secret' is just SO FUNNY and fucking RIDICULOUS

the man is fucking famous, he has groupies. you're telling me that none of them ever saw julius and ludger grocery shopping together and wondered who the lil guy was? bisley never heard anyone talking about it?

walkin around the same city. changed name. acquired a child. had to register that child in things like daycare and school, so the records are There for anyone who looks. at least in the eng translation he even supposedly talks about ludger with coworkers and shows them pictures???? bro you are the fucking Worst secret keeper

literally the only reason any of it worked out like julius wanted is because bisley did. not. care. LMFAOOOOOOO literally julius that's the only reason you 'got away' with jack shit. every time i think about this i just break down laughing

#i cant remember did bisley know claudia was pregnant when she left #he obviously found out she died at some point #if he knew she was pregnant surely he wondered about her child #i guess that means he probably didn't know she was pregnant because he would not have just let that be #not because he Cared but because. more ammunition #well maybe cause he cared #just a little bit #not about ludger but about claudia #at the very very very least i assume he wouldnt want her child to be out on the streets #this is just so funny #let it be known 13 year olds are not very smart #even smart 13 year olds like julius #tox2 tag

[fictionadventurer]

History Channel guys: So glad to have you onboard for our docudrama. Here's the script telling you everything you need to know to play Ulysses S. Grant.

Actor: This just says, "Stare off into the distance and take a long drag on a cigar."

History Channel guys: Yeah, we're pretty sure he ended 75% of his conversations that way, so this show is going to reflect that.

Actor: Okay, then. Throat cancer, here I come!

#history is awesome #presidential talk #there is more to the role but it's funny how many scenes end like that #they even mention that he was a pipe smoker before shiloh #it doesn't stop them from showing him with cigars through his whole life #i also find myself analyzing this the way i would a book adaptation #i couldn't watch it with anyone cuz i'd want to fill in all the cool stories they skip over #like his trip across panama or the washington potato fiasco #there's not nearly enough julia #and through the whole vicksburg sequence i'm just like 'where's fred???' #the man brought his twelve-year-old son to one of the most brutal theaters of the civil war! #i think this is worth portraying! #i was impressed that they dramatized the mexican war incident where grant brought ammunition through the active war zone #by clinging to the side of his galloping horse #but i was bummed they didn't show him setting the west point equestrian high jump record #that story is so cinematic in my head #it would be ideal for tv #show a couple other students doing their high jumps #suddenly the instructor raises the bar an entire foot and calls out 'cadet grant' #pause for murmurs of astonishment through the crowd #and then steely eyed and perfectly composed this kid takes the horse toward the jump and clears it #wild cheers and a small moment of satisfaction after earlier moments of instructors lamenting his poor schoolwork #it would be so cool! #as long as i'm talking about west point i should mention my shock that the show got his name wrong #they portray the 'u.s. grant was a clerical error' story #but grant objects 'my name is ulysses h grant' #even though his name was hiram ulysses grant #his initial were 'hug'! #it was a whole thing! #kids teased him for it which would have fit in perfectly with the rest of their 'people didn't appreciate him' thread

[streghe]

uhm. honestly I see people say "shiv never cared about the waiter before!!" which is true but thing is I seriously doubt she actually cares now. like that's not how the scene reads. the kid is still NRPI, like the cruises women, like the election, only conveniently unacceptable when it serves her interests and totally fine when it doesnt. she would have done anything to kill ken because she was getting thrown down the stairs and mommed and she's a top bred fighting dog who's instinct it to attack the weaker dog and a scorpion stinging a frog till they both drown. there was never a version of her who could have just said yes all of them know this.

#if you take this as shiv being uniquely evil like. use your brain idk what to say #they were all trying to brutally kill each other she just had more ammunition. ken said WHICH. IT DIDNT HAPPEN. he's not better. #roman went for ken's kids. HE's not better. they're all the same breed of fucked up #succession #succession spoilers

[orcelito]

I am so #LoserCore with how little I can handle horror (I don't think I've ever even seen an actual horror movie in full, even clips are Enough For Me)

Honestly tho I don't care if it makes me a "loser" for refusing to watch any kind of horror movie at all. I'm just trying to take care of myself :p

#speculation nation #i am just so easily affected by the media i consume #to the point where i Will adopt the moods from it (& so i have to be careful about consuming darker stories) #(gritty fics can and Have sent me on entire mental spirals before. at least several times before.) #couple my general media empathy (i guess you could call it) with my general paranoia and it just #it does bad things to me. very bad things to me. #like man i literally sleep with a machete as long as my leg in my bedframe bc im so paranoid about possible intruders in my apartment #do u think i can handle consuming a story with that as the premise???? i would have nightmares about it for months and months and MONTHS #my dreams are already so bloody and dark and oftentimes horrible and i DO. NOT. NEED TO GIVE IT MORE AMMUNITION. #just. agh. it bothers me when ppl act like ppl who refuse to watch horror movies r just childish losers or w/e #if i hear a too-realistic scream it feels like claws in my ears. sinking into my brain. digging in and bleeding a dread so vivid #that it makes my heart seize. and screams are Kind Of Expected in Most horror. #so. i am over here enjoying my little stories with the cushion of Imagination rather than realistic portrayals #bc i already dream of the bloody. i dont need it to become more HD. thank u.

[insertcoolnameherethanks]

Where’s this mf at now? I just wanna talk

It's legit mind boggling to me. I never wanted to date him, which he knew, but apparently I wasn't allowed to date anyone else (makes sense now why some guys stopped talking to me abruptly)

Not only was I no longer good enough for him he decided to try and make sure I wasn't good to others too! Started telling people I was sleeping around and alluded to different things as well as actually telling people things I had told him over the last 10+ years.

We had a ton of mutual friends and they all are on his side and no longer talk to me- even the friends i introduced him to.

#Now im like second guessing things because if HE thinks I'm not good and we were best friends 10+ years what would someone i want to date #Like what would they think #Which I know they shouldn't think badly when I was SA'd (which is weird to say but that is what it was) #But now im even more hung up on dating because what the fuck #But he moved on quick and uh #He just got married...to an 18 year old... #So anyways bullet dodged but uh 🥴 my mind would not have ever thought he would do that but #He really showed his true colors amiright #Answered #Boomhauer #I may delete this eventually because bro this dude...he doesn't even know I have a Tumblr but if he finds out...more ammunition

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

This post is no shade to Izzy fans. (Obviously I'm sick of Izzy stans but the Izzy Jar guys and Izzy enjoyers are cool and can probably skip this post because I'm gonna complain about your boy) It's just my personal opinion.

Izzy is so boring dude. Like my initial impression of the show is like oh what a neurotic little villain, and the role he plays cross Ed is interesting. But to me Ed is what makes him interesting. Ed is an interesting character and Izzy plays a huge role in his story. Their relationship is interesting.

But Izzy on his own is like... So boring to me. And every time Ive said "idk what's interesting about him" I've gotten in trouble for it. I even had one person say "IDK what to tell you when we have so many wonderful interviews and panels from the creators" and I was just sitting there like... Yeah I've seen those. They make him even more boring. Like am I the only one without the Izzy wool over my eyes? Because like at the C2E2 panel for example I feel like Con said "he's got a lot of layers and all of them are bad" and everyone just stopped listening after the word layers.

Like in the interviews there's been a some of talk about Izzy's sword fighting, like that's his one skill, his signature weapon. And people are like 🥹 he likes sword fighting!!! And I'm like "oh... So there's no secret piano skill that he's hiding? His hobby is just violence?"

Like the most interesting thing about him is that he likes getting choked and force fed his own toe. Like the fact that he gets horny about depraved shit is my favorite thing about him. But also the depravity isn't even like fun it's about exerting power for him, which is like the most boring reason to be into it. It would be so much cooler if he was into erotic forced auto cannibalism for the love of the game rather than some 24/7 bdsm fantasy of being Blackbeard's dog he has. It's like I love it don't get me wrong, but also whip my balls is the superior masochistic flex. I'm being fed too well by this show to succumb to that

Ill admit that part of this is that I find people who are obsessed with power to be viscerally unappealing (I'm an anarchist politically so) and I think repression is the enemy and hedonism is like my favorite thing and I hate work. Like I'm predisposed to be a hater. Except despite all that I'm not actually a hater I just don't understand the hype.

And again, if you like Izzy that's fine. My brain decided to latch onto Calico Jack I do not sit on very solid judging ground here. But it seems like I'm the only one who's just like "yeah Izzy? Useful for causing problems, kinda mid."

#Although since I mentioned Calico Jack #I once was like 'I don't get why everyone hates my beautiful boy(derrogitory) when Izzy is a fan favorite' #and I got a lot of comments that boiled down to 'well Izzy's an interesting character and Calico Jack is like a cartoon villain' #and I'm just like 'first of all being an interesting character and a cartoon villain are not mutually exclusive' #sorry that you're pissed that hes the funnier Ed villain but you might want to take that L #and second of all 'Izzy is an interesting character' show me where. #Like babe #I'm not on my high horse don't get on yours. #because i can get on mine and mines a fuckin clidesdale #thats the name for the huge draft horses with the leg warmers right? #ofmd #our flag means death #i really wish Con had never said 'hes trying to be better' because it doesn't make him any more interesting #and it gives people ammunition to be like actually you have to like him #girl i dont #i will be so apathetic about him just watch me #im actually izzy neutral its just that everyone is so insane about him for no reason that i have to be the kill joy

[allthistime]

I have been pretty militant about not streaming the stolen versions ever since taylor made that post during the lover era, but if the pic of the lyric book is legit I will be streaming og btr, sorry girlie

#like it was a very small number of people who actually were upset by the line #and changing the one line does not change the fact that the whole song is about shaming the girl your bf cheated on you with #and just because a thought or emotion isn't correct/kind doesn't mean it isn't a VERY relatable thought that most people have in that same #situation #and changing the lyric just feels like saying it's justified to police the emotions of a teenage girl #which is already a problem that does not need any more ammunition #and like yeah it's not that deep #but :/

[fowlblue]

Me rn thinking about a post-TEC Valentine arc:

#i completely forgot that Spiro broke into *Phonetix’s* building and now I have a gold mine of drama to work with. i don’t need to come up #- with random hypothetical scenarios (though those are still fun!) cause he no doubt would at least HEAR about Artemis during the courts #- even if he wouldn’t know who the Fowls even are. also now I have even more drama between him and Jon with a basis in canon. cause see #- Valentine doesn’t know shit about The People he’s a normal guy in that regard. he’d be PISSED about Jon breaking into his headquarters #- in the way one would honestly expect anyone to be. BUT now he has ammunition to knock him out of power. because it’s no longer petty #- behind-the-scenes crime. Jon’s gone public with it now in an apparent ‘fit of insanity’. it’s kinda hard to excuse something on that scale #- no matter which lawyers you have. all past history aside- it’s an opportunity. #idk I am going absolutely FERAL thinking about this. i wanna talk about my OC more here instead of just sticking him on my sideblog so pls #- just bear with me lol #oc: valentine

[cat-soap-opera]

was abt to post that Solution could possibly be capable of swallowing a cat whole if he tried hard enough, but then i came to my senses n realized that posting that very specific idea could easily make me seem like some kinda pervert.

#mod posts #in my defense it was meant to be funny n morbid. and not like #giving anons who love to headcanon wild shit abt me like im a cartoon more ammunition #but u know #the idea of solution having the swallowing capabilities of a snake is just amusing 2 me #like where the hell did he get that from

[brutlist]

you think heron has weapons of mass destruction 

#that's a rhetorical yes they do #the magdalene is technically classifiable as a weapon of mass destruction #the majority of the ammunition that is used in heron's artillery is plasmic or molten metals #it's a good time to remember that heron doesn't just deal with threats that are native to the planet #they deal with foreign cosmic threats just as well #they're not as famous for it bc a large majority of the time #surprisingly! #it's been handled well enough by other orgs who have been at it longer than heron has #that way it lets heugh focus more on whats going on in his own back yard #but every once in a while! #gotta stay prepared babies #hc .

[mars-ipan]

genuinely the smartest (and funniest) choice i ever made in junior high was completely ignoring people who tried to bully and/or annoy me

#i fucking slayed for that #i built the patience and skill for ignorance when in middle school these kids who would antagonize me on the bus learned my name #and so every day was ‘hey marley hey marley hey marley’ for the rest of the year #idk how the bus driver didn’t go crazy and kill them. anyways i got Really Good at tuning that out #and by the time i got to middle school i was a fucking expert #i’m not talking like ‘choosing not to respond/pretending i didn’t hear’ ignoring by the way #i was such a master that i was able to Not Percieve People. #there was a kid in my art class who just generally tried to be annoying #and every now and again i’d be the one he tried to annoy #and i literally for almost the entire year acted as though he did not exist #he waved his hand in front of my face. i kept drawing like it wasn’t there #he would poke and tap me. i would have swayed more in a gentle breeze #he would ask my friends (who i made aware of this plan of mine) things about me for ammunition #they would provide general info bc they knew it didn’t matter #my friends would tell me to look in the direction he was standing and vying for my attention from #i would look Through Him and go ‘i don’t see anything what are you guys talking about’ #i think the evilest idea i ever had was to write like a fully formatted essay #like psychoanalyzing this kid and trying to guess at his psychological problems (a need for attention most likely resulting from a lack #of it at home) #but i thought ‘no that’s like actually mean’ and didn’t do it #BTW this only worked for me bc none of my harrassers in middle school were trying to physically hurt me #they just wanted to get a rise out of me. so i beat them at their own game #they wanted to take joy in my anger? fools. i would simply be amused by their inability to affect me #genuinely it is such a powerful thing. i wonder if i ever drove people insane #it’s why i take that approach to anon hate (although i do acknowledge its existence) #ooooh you want to hurt my feelings sooo bad. oh you refreshed the page waiting for my response #you care about me lmao. and all i care about is how funny that is #i grew up on looney tunes btw. so maybe this is just the bugs bunny strat. but it’s sooooo fun