#keke do you need a hair tie babe I got you

[ballpitwitch]

Keanu Reeves performing at The Roxy in Los Angeles - July 18, 2023

#keke do you need a hair tie babe I got you #Keanu Reeves #kreevesedit #keanuedit #* #flashing gif #derailed my whole day #LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS #I LOVE AN OLD MAN #bassist bf #gettin real sick of this tall old man giving me cute aggression #lol jk #get you a man who will give you cute aggression and also cause you to want to invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use #iykyk #me 5'4": i will pick him up #men tucking their hair behind their ear..... *air raid sirens* #he just vibin #i love him your honor #also i love arm #we're not gonna talk about the fingers we're not #*cash register noise* *glass breaking* *car horn* #*me in my yard apologizing to abc news* #i didn't need 14 gifs but tumblr said i could so suffer with me i guess #or take me out back idc #i don't think im gonna survive this tour #clearly #i was gonna talk about man sweat but it made me feel like that one orc from lotr so i won't #it's me hi im the problem it's me #does that bass wanna trade places? i am free 24/7 365 just call me thank you for your time

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𝐅𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘺𝘵𝘩. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥. 𝘞𝘦’𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 #𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘶𝘙𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘴. 👀 𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘸 @𝘥𝘰𝘨𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘣𝘶𝘮 — 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸.

#*tucks hair behind his ear* #Keanu Reeves #* #kreevesedit #keanuedit #boyfriend shaped #that's a long boi #i love him your honor #can believe i was face to face with this man 48 hours ago #people who don't like gray hair are weak #keke do you need a hair tie babe i got you #a hair tie claw clip barrette butterfly clip one of those big ones that looks like a flower #STOP BEING SO CUTE I MUST REST OLD MAN #hands so big they could hold two ankles at once #omg who said that #why so cozy boyfriend coded #it's the backwards hat #and the cuffed jeans #and ya know him #i'm afraid i've gotten worse #SMILEY BOY #me 5'4": i will pick him up #and i will fail but maybe he can like pick up one of his slenderman limbs and pretend to hype me up

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Keanu Reeves performing at Saint Rocke in Hermosa Beach, CA - August 10, 2023

#Keanu Reeves #keanuedit #kreevesedit #flashing gif #* #me: do the onboarding for your new job !!! also me: gif bassist Keanu who cares if he's on tour and you'll have other times to do it #guess who won #BASSIST KEANU what a time to be alive #sometimes babygirl is an almost 59 year old man #keke do you need a hair tie babe i got you #LOOK AT HIM HE IS SO HAPPY #I AM SO HAPPY #SMILEY BOY #free serotonin #me 5'4": i will pick him up #i love an old man #stop wearing baggy tshirts or i will have to steal them #sorry i don't make the rules #if they're oversized imma steal them like a goblin and sleep in them #i need him in a way that's concerning to feminism #when he pushes his hair back i get an extra life like it's super mario bros #forearms are so important #MY WHAT BIG HANDS YOU HAVE #bout to become little red riding hood #the second and last 2 gifs #put that thing back where it came from or so help me #!!!!!!!!!!!