#lemme tell you. opening dirk's page and reading about the puppets.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JAKE, at dinner: This meal was not made with love was it?

JANE: It was not, because no one loves you.

#submission #jake #jane #jake english #jane crocker #source: something i just said on discord #well roughly from something i said. the response was not that lol #feel free to change the characters around if anyone else fits it better btw! #also sorry all the quotes i've submitted so far involve the alpha kids #i just think they're very silly lol #also because i know the most abt them #i've not read homestuck but my best friend kinassigned me dirk a while ago #not read homestuck *yet - dropped a word and too lazy to retype #anyways ​and i had to actually go and get more than a cursory understanding of certain stuff in the comic 😭 #lemme tell you. opening dirk's page and reading about the puppets. #i was in agony. 1d6 psychic damage. everything i learned #about that man was like a punch to my brain #but he is kind of silly when u look past his issues tho so #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #mod terezi #holy shit you did not need to snipe him and leave him out to dry like that #i was witness to a fucking murder