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#lori: ok now lets do a silly one :3
pointlookout · 1 year
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Silly Little Loud House Headcanon...
If the Louds were your boss and you had to ask them for a raise, here's what they'd answer...
Lori: "Not when I'm talking to Bobby Boo-Boo Bear! Get back to work!! Huh... Oh, sorry, sweetie, BloggerName wanted to ask me for a raise...."
Leni: "Raise what? The roof? The prices at the Mall? My desk? Ooo, let's do the Mall!"
Luna: "Listen, luv, I'd really like to say 'yes' but the British economy is bleedin' tight at the moment.” *Sighs, sucks on a lolly, and then* "Y'know, BloggerName, money, money, money must be funny in a rich man's world..."
Luan: *Laughs outrageously for a good ten minutes, then* "Listen, BloggerName, I do the gags around here, OK?"
Lynn: "Only if you can beat me at the pentathalon! Meet me on the track in one hour sharp!"
Lincoln: "Well, I'll check it with Clyde, but sure, I don't see why not. What could possibly go wrong?"
Lucy: "Sigh. The number of times I've had workers like you come to me asking for a raise would equal the number of corpses in the local graveyard. I could always consult the spirits of employment past for a second opinion, but it will cost you..."
Lana: "Sure!" *Hands you... a bag of mud.* "Doesn't say I have to pay you in cash! Psych!!"
Lola: "WHY SHOULD I GIVE PEASANTS LIKE YOU A RAISE WHEN YOU'VE BEEN CRITICIZING MY LAST APPEARANCE ON TV AT THE WATER COOLER... AND BEHIND MY BACK TOO?!"
Lisa: "You're asking the world's most successful and youngest manager whether you should have an increase in payment... BloggerName, I know more about your time in this company than you do... don't even bother asking how, it's shrouded in secrecy... and I can conclude with all certainty that you have precisely 3 years, 5 months, and 12 days to go until I even consider your question."
Lily: "Ha ba goo-goo ga ga n'umney!" *Laughs and throws you your raise... but horrors! Lily has damaged the bills through her playing! And don't those scraps of now-worthless money there smell like.... EW! IT DOES!!!"
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