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#love again omg chani there inseong there everyone there omg
inseongsbitch · 3 years
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lost-inthedream · 4 years
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U always have *chefs kiss* writing! Can we have drunk!clingy!horny! SF9?
I love this request, but the more I wrote the more it got stupid. I hope I can at least make you smile :)
The text below has some suggestive parts.
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Drunk! SF9
Just a party where the boys drink too much
Youngbin:
Seems that will never get drunk. 
Is still apparently doing all right and sounding pretty coherent even though he drained way too many bottles. 
Ok Maybe he’s cursing much more than usual and stopping what he’s saying to stole you a kiss in front of all your friends, just to come back to talk again. But he’s still very collected.
You’re already sure that he’s doing better then you, who didn’t drink a single drop. He’s happy, funny and shows affection. No problems, right?
Until he gets up saying that need to pee (yes, he didn’t said go to toilet or something because his filter is nowhere to be found) and falls on his face. OMG
Everybody stops but he gets his head up so fast “I’m fine!!” He’s laughing, everyone around is laughing and stuff, but you decide to follow him and help, because it’s a long way (not really) to the restroom and it’s full of dangers.
“Why are you coming with me y/n? What are you gonna do to me there?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ” “I’m gonna help you! You can’t walk properly.” He’s not convinced though.
Will clain that he wasn’t really drunk in the morning after. But don’t touch his chin, it’s sore.
Inseong:
Doesn’t have any alcohol tolerance
What’s self control? Everybody is his new best friend and he will say that he loves them.
Sits on your lap (Man he’s heavy) and tells you stories about his childhood that you know that are lies.
Forgets what he’s talking about in the middle of a word and stares at you intensely. Eventually forgets that he forgot something and initiates another crazy topic.
Probably gets sure that he’s a video game character at some moment of the night. That’s when you say that you two need to go home.
Good luck at collecting him. He will run away from you as he’s a 5 years old.
You finally gets convinced that he entered little space and you’ll only have your boyfriend again the next day. Let’s pray together to 27 years old Inseong to come back
You’re kind of dragging him home when he suddenly yells at you “Mom I don’t wanna go home!”
This is the history of the day you think about breaking up with him for the first time.
Jaeyoon:
Manages to get more overwhelming than he already usually is.
Seduces the DJ so them play the song he wants.
You sees him almost kissing the DJ from where you were, because Jaeyoon openly told you that he had to have some important talk with them.
When you question him about what he did, he acts like it was the most normal thing. “Sometimes a man have to fight for what he wants.” “Jaeyoon you just wanted a song to be played.” He ignores you.
You ask yourself if he doesn’t deliberately seduces people when he’s sober too.
Shameless Jaeyoon in the building.You lose count of how many people he flirted with when you were literaly by his side.
He wants everyone to follow his choreo when his song plays. Remember that Michael Jackson Thriller dance scene in 13 Going on 30. And it works because he’s a Leo after all.
Wakes up in the next day as he had done nothing absurd. Looks at you like a pure angel.
Dawon:
Everything is cool until he forgets he’s your boyfriend.
But wait,  it’s not a tragedy, he somehow wants you to be his baby tonight.
“Sanghyuk, I’m actually your girlfriend.”
“What? Do you wanna be my girlfriend? You’re kinda easy... But I just wanna something casual.”  Boi what?!
You decides to play that role so he won’t disturb another person. 
Pays you a drink and you feel like you’re knowing him all over again. It’s actually nice. He does his best to impress you and you remember how much you hated that he wanted you to think he was cool in your first date. Because actually he is and aways was perfect just being himself.
You get kinda curious to know how it will be if you both have sex as it was the first time.
But he falls asleep a little bit after you take your skirt off and you just lay by his side nesting yourself on his chest for some minutes before taking a shower.
Rowoon:
Turns into a coala or maybe he thinks your bodies just exist glued one to the other.
Lets you interact with your friends and the other guests as long as you let him hug you.
Complains when you jerk or move around. He has no idea of what is going on around him but doesn’t mind.
Actually is sleepy but you misundersand him as just your clingy tall boy.
That’s your mistake.
sleeps on your shoulder and I ask you: How will you take him home now dear?
He’s already drooling and you wanna cry because he doesn’t wake up.
Zuho
Introduces you to everyone he knows. And man he knows so many people.
Squeezes your butt while casually talk to them, your eyes almost jump out off your face but you try to play it cool and talk to him about that later.
Lets one of your spicy cheesy pet names escape from his mouth while explaining what you work with. It gets so awkward. You look at his friends with panic in your eyes and they try to laugh it off but damn. It’s bad.
Juho doesn’t see any problem on it though. “You’re my Hot Candy, what’s wrong with it?”
He eventually understand that you’re upset and apologizes. Because you’re upset not because he did an absurd.
Asks if you don’t wanna taste his lollipop to cool down. He’s not kidding
You come back home early and use all the sweets vocabulary you both can think while havind the most wild sex ever.
Taeyang
You have the impression that this boy have never drunk before.
“Y/n this drink is so gooooood.” he says for the 10th time. 
“I think you better stop Tae.”
“Whyyyyyy???”
He develops a brand new way to talk, extending the vowels and sounding really cute indeed but annoying and silly too.
He seems to forget he’s introvert, because God, He dances with everybody and shares drinks with strange people after you said he wouldn’t drink anymore.
Tries to persuade you to change your mind by seducing you.”c’mon we’re both sexy, let’s have more fuuuuuun. Where's that drink?"
Hwyoung:
The peace and love drunk
Insists to walk around with an empty bottle and stop the people he finds beautiful to compliment them. Don’t take the bottle off his hand.
Didn’t really bother anyone. He gets people complimenting him back (because he’s a beauty, look his hair). What makes him feel a happy little bean 
Eventually sleeps in the most weird position, but you prefer to not move him. 
You wink and he’s gone.  Just his bottle friend is there. How did a very drunk Hwiyoung just desappear like smoke.
You find him crying in a corner because he doens’t know where he left the bottle.
Chani:
Has very deep conversations with you while using a snack straw shapped as a cigarette.
His low voice gets even more sexy. How is it possible?
Tells you things that you never thought you would ever hear from him. Things he have done and things he wants to do but would never assume when sober.
There was that time he couldn’t contain his need to pee when he was on a bus (he was 17)
Doesn’t want to move much because what's the use if everything is already spinning around him?
Complains that everyone is boring and you are included
Still loves you the day after.
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kpoprunsmylifenow · 5 years
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My Wonderful Boyfriend
Zuho x Reader
FLUFF OMG
Summary: Just some times with boyfriend Zuho.
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(he’s such a dork I love him)
You were so excited for tonight. You were finally getting to see your boyfriend play tonight. When you’d texted him saying that you were there, he peeked out the locker room door to give you a quick kiss.
“Please don’t get hurt tonight.” You said as he winked and went back inside. You were with some of your friends, getting your usual seats in the stands. You were talking to some of your friends, laughing and joking around, but soon the game was starting and you were focused on your boyfriend. As the game got closer to the end, it was tied. Both teams were trying so hard to get a point, to win. And soon Youngbin had the ball, he passed it to Chani, who then passed it to Zuho who made the winning goal. You jumped out of your seat as the buzzer rang. You grabbed your friend beside you and jumped up and down, so proud of your boyfriend. 
You soon were jumping over the railing of the field to give your boyfriend a hug.
“Oh my god babe!” You yelled as he picked you up. “You did so good!” You laughed as he pulled you into a kiss. You smiled as he sat you down.
“That goal was meant for you.” He said and winked as he was pulled off by this team mates to celebrate. While you were waiting, you hadn’t realized how cold it was going to be tonight, so you’d forgotten to grab a jacket. You were rubbing your arms, while your friends pressed close to you to try and keep you warm while you waited for your boyfriend. When he finally came, he saw you and laughed.
“Here.” And he threw his sweatshirt to you. You smiled, and he also smiled, knowing that you’d keep it and he’d probably never see it again. You quickly pulled it over your head and snuggled into the warmth and his smell. He’d always smelled like his cologne and a little like the woods. He had a very calming scent to him, which always worked in helping you go to sleep when you had trouble. He pulled you into his arms while you continued to talk with your friends, helping to keep you warm. When your friends were starting to leave you asked him.
“Aren’t you cold?” You looked up at him.
“Nope. I’m hot 99% of the time so you can keep my sweatshirt for now. I will get this one back though.” He looked at you and you laughed hard. “Come on. It’s late and you need to go to bed.” And he pulled you to your car to take you home.
You were out with Zuho, just walking around on an impromptu date. You were holding hands when he saw Dawon, Taeyang, and Inseong they immediately greeted you and your boyfriend.
“Hey guys! What are you doing?” Dawon asked.
“Nothing really, we were just walking around.” He said as he pulled you closer to him to wrap his arm around you, still holding your hand.
“Oh wow, we were going back to Dawon’s to chill with the rest of the guys. If you want you could come.” Inseong said as he pulled your focus to the bags they were carrying, more than likely holding snack and stuff for everyone.
“Hmm, I think we’ll be fine.” Zuho said as he pulled you close. “Tell everyone we’ll hang out this weekend though.” He smiled and you both said bye to the boys. You were a little shocked since he’d been wanting to see them all week since he’d been busy all week. But to be fair, you hadn’t seen any that week either. He’d been working on a couple of songs that needed to be finalized by that Wednesday and it was now Thursday.
“Why didn’t you go hang out with the boys? I know you missed them.” You said as you continued to walk with his hand holding yours.
“I did miss them, but I’ll see them this weekend. But I also missed you, so these next 2 days good luck trying to get rid of me.” He said as he pulled you into a random store, winking at you.
It was finally that weekend and he was dropping you off at the mall to hang out with your friends.
“Make sure to text me if you need something alright babe.” He said as he kissed your forehead while you hugged him. You saw your friend taking pictures of the two of you and you hid your face away.
“I will.” You said as you looked up at him with your chin on his chest. He smiled.
“I love you.”
“I love you too.” You smiled into the sweet kiss Zuho placed on your lips.
“I’m for real though. I worry about you so if you need me text or call me.” And you laughed as pushed away from him, he whined as you pushed him away.
“Y/N! Come on!” And you looked at Zuho, sending him a heart and blew him a kiss, and ran to catch up with your friends. Later when you looked at your phone, you realized you had a text from Zuho.
Baby: I just got to Youngbin’s and I missed you, so tonight we’re gonna have a pajama party for the two of us and pig out on junk food and watch a ton of movies. I love you so much baby, you have no idea how much you mean to me. Don’t forget to text me if you need me!
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sf9 · 5 years
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RPM pt. 2: I also really like the song because it has a different feeling than their other title tracks, but it's still so very SF9. AND BLESS because rap line finally gets some decent lines ;;;;; also Inseong's high note towards the end is nothing like I expected it to be and wow, the guy really keeps improving (ok they all do); Youngbin opening? Iconic. Ju's part? Iconic. Unfortunately I haven't seen the choreo yet but I can imagine why everyone's dying about it lol ~Rw-anon
BDBBDBDBDBBDDB OMG I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN???!!!!! It's rlly so different but also so so inherently sf9 :")))) RAP LINE!!!!! INSEONG'S HIGH NOTE!!!!! Okay but Youngbin starting the song, I had to pause to scream then continue, the pause AGAIN bc after Chani it was Hwiyoung's turn. Safe to say the intro is going to make me scream and cry all the time XD JUHO'S PART IS SO ICONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS RAP IS GREAT AND omg spoiler but there's a part in the choreo ((which we saw in the mv)) where Ju is center and it's AMAZING!!!!! there's also another part where Youngbin is the center and I love it 🥺🥺
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chahchani · 7 years
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SF9 To When You’re Crying Because Of Their Sasaeng Fan
Inseong: Would be shocked, not really caring about what is it that happened more but like how to fix this sort of situation and his main priority would be trying to get you to stop crying first. Would go get some water and then hug you after, petting your hair as you try to slowly stop crying. Once your finished, he would finally lean back to look at you and ask if its ok for you to now explain to him what happened. 
“Now that you’ve stopped crying baby girl, If it’s ok with you, would you mind telling me what happened?” Once you tell him what happened, he’ll contact his manager and make sure the sasaeng never ever gets to ever go to a public event and is banned to go near the company building ever again because Inseong doesn’t play around.
Youngbin: Would be constantly asking you “whats wrong whats wrong” while holding your shoulders and looking you in the eyes with his own pair of sad eyes. He would then later become furious because his automatic response to you crying like this is because of someone hurting you. “Who hurt you, tell me. I’ll make sure they won’t do it again.” Would go to the ends of this earth to figure out who it was that hurt you, getting all his information from his connections. When he finds out it’s a sasaeng, he’ll contact the sasaengs parent’s and make sure you get an apology and that sasaeng is banned to meet sf9 and stays on the blacklist.
Jaeyoon: ‘Who made my babe cry, who do I gotta kill. I’ll burn their place down right now just tell me the address and the name”  Would be pissed and also concerned at the same time. Would phone all of your close friends, and even your family to ask them what happened to you until he finally gets his answer, and once he figures it out- best know he’s going to try to solve it himself just to make you feel better and best know he will really get that sasaeng to go away just by his glares and words when he sees her. Something like “You don’t belong here, go away.” Such a simple phrase, but coming from Jaeyoon, that’s the worse insult you can possibly ever receive because he’s not even saying it with an attitude, he’s dead serious.
Zuho: Would be hella shooked, rushing to ask you right away “omg whats wrong whats wrong” constantly asking you until you say something as he holds your hand. The cutie Would panic and get sad himself along with you because he can’t handle seeing his girl so sad. Probably would punch a wall when he finds out a sasaeng has hurt you really bad but then take you out for ice-cream and buys you a plushie doll to make you feel better. Would soothe you and tell you to forget about it and that you’ll be okay because what has happened already happened, but forever he’ll stay salty and revengeful if that sasaeng comes across his sight. Will treat them like the biggest shit in the world. Whenever he sees her he’ll make it loud and clear he doesn’t want her there. “UGH WHY IS SHE HERE.” constantly eye rolls and face of disgust.
Rowoon: Confused, but right away not even laughing or joking around. Would calmly sit next to you, not knowing what to say and have a silent arm around your shoulder as he lay his head against you and then rubbing your head. “What’s wrong. Tell me baby.” Once you tell him, that’s when he’ll become silently angry, not really expressing his anger, but you’ll definitely tell he is by his deadly obvious face expression. During a fansign, he will pretend everything’s fine with until it’s time for the sasaeng to get her sign from him and as she reaches to his spot, he’ll sign her album with a smile as he says “if you ever mess with my girlfriend ever again, I’ll make sure everyone knows your name so you can never go to any fansign or event, not sf9, not any other kpop group ever.”
Dawon: “WHAT HAPPENED, WHO HURT YOU, TELL ME NOW.” Wouldn’t even allow you to be upset for even more than a second, would push the answer out of you until you tell him it’s a sasaeng. Once he hears who it was, the next time he sees her, he’ll be like “YAH! YOU COME HERE!” and boiiii he’ll give her the biggest lecture, so help someone holds this guy back, probably his manager and Youngbin would have to because the boi will try to fight. Would push her forehead with his index finger if he gets riled up talking about how a kid like her dare mess with his girlfriend and if she wants her parents to get involved or even worse the police. 
Taeyang: Would drop everything he’s doing or saying and rush to hug you. “My precious baby, what happened?!” Would hold your face with both his hands and kiss you softly, rubbing your cheek with his thumbs. “You know I will always protect you so tell me what’s wrong and I’ll fix it baby.” When he finds out what happened to you, he’ll tell his members and manager right away to write an official tweet that states anyone who further invades the members privacy or their loves ones will be investigated and legal actions will be enforced and then making a warning list with the sasaeng’s name on it. An uproar on twitter will commence but now your safety will be garenteed.   
Hwiyoung: Would probably get super emotional with you and hug you, asking you in a puppy voice why you’re so sad because you’re making him sad. Once you tell him it’s a sasaeng, that’s when sassy diva ruthless no mercy hwiyoung comes out, and not even confronting the sasaeng right away in person, the next time he sees her, he’ll take a pic of her, upload it online and put her on blast for the whole of twitter to see and drag her and THEN he will put her on the blacklist. Hwiyoung really got no chill. She would probably never be able to use sns again but does hwiyoung give a shit?*shrugs*
Chani: Looks at you and sits next to you, rubbing your head softly. “What’s wrong? Who has made you cry? Mind telling me? I’m always here to listen.” You tell him what it is that happened, and he nods along with an “ahh..don’t worry, she won’t ever mess with you again so just forget about it and hug me.” And rest assured everything will be okay. Whenever he sees the sasaeng, he will ignore her, refuse to sign anything for her and eventually the other fans will catch on that he doesn’t like her, making her the most hated in the fanbase causing her to eventually leave. Will be blunt about it whenever any other fan ask. “I simply don’t like her, she’s not a fan, she’s trying to be more than that by digging into my life and I do no tolerate people like that.” 
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chahchani · 7 years
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Sf9 When They Find Out They’re Not Your Original Bias
Inseong: “That’s hilarious, of course I’m your ultimate bias right?” He would ask until he sees that you’re being serious. Probably wouldn’t get too upset about it but he’d be shooked and would ask a shiton of questions on what made you like the ex bias before and would probably try to display those same qualities in him later on smh. If you’re ex bias in sf9 was Taeyang, he’d try to be as sexy and dance better for you. “Babe, look at my body wave, I’ve perfected it oh yeah~so sexy~.” and your just like ppftt okay sweetie. God, catch him just trying to be more sexier on tv and everyone just like “is he feeling ok?..”
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Youngbin: Wouldn’t mind too much about it. “I mean if Rowoon was your bias before, that’s ok with me babe as long as I’m your ultimate bias now.” And that’s what he would say to you out loud but whenever your’re not there and he’s with just the other members including Rowoon, he’d stare at Rowoon for a longass time. (and I mean just stare) until Rowoon would get uncomfortable and would be like hyung why are you looking at me and Youngbin would just smile and be like “I’m trying to figure out what about you attracted Y/N in the beginning..” Was that shade the world may never know Whenever you’re with them youngbin will highkey try to up his game, trying to look more cool and battle to get your attention (even tho he’s already dating you) and Rowoon who already realized why Youngin’s acting like this from day 1 would just be like omg, is he still really acting like this.
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Rowoon: Wouldn’t let it hurt him even though it’s sort in the back of his mind whenever he see the member. “Zuhos was your original bias? ..Say no more, as long as I’m the only and only ultimate bias now, thats all that matters.
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But deadass would be so petty and just bully your ex bias for like week till he gets over it.
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Dawon: Having that knowledge engraved into him some days, he would either not care at all about it or be super duper salty and petty there is no in between
“Jaeyoon? HAHA iTS ALL GOOD I DONT CARE i mean why should I be mad there no reason to be jealous I’m actually gucci babe.”
*NEXT day*
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Zuho: “....You used to stan Youngbin as your ult? So You didn’t fall in love with me at first? Was I even on your mind when you first met all of us, I fell in love with you from the beginning though and yet I wasn’t even your first original bias..*sigh*
“Zuho are you actually this upset what..” Legit he really isn’t and is just teasing you but you’ll never know. Whenever you’re with sf9 and you coincidentally end up standing next to Youngbin or something, he’ll mess with u again and pretend to be sad like ‘sigh and there she goes again’
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Taeyang: “It’s cool, you cool, we cool baby.” But nah NAH, this guy is the most jealous and pettiest of them all. 
Hwiyoung: Oh hey y/n hows ur da-
Taeyang: HEY BABE DID U MISS ME!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATCHA LOOKIN AT IM OVER HERE~YOUR ULTIMATE BIAS MY LOVE
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Jaeyoon: All smiley and is like “pftt u kidding me, why do you have to even tell me, it’s not like the past matters bby” But in actuality, he’s already got this thing handled.
 “So as you know, y/n used to bias you but ofc you know what you are obligated to do right or should hyung repeat it again for you.”
Chani: yes yes i know, to act as unattractive and uncool as possible in front of y/n”
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Hwiyoung: Downright Offended. “So the other day y/n told me i wasn’t her original bias and Dawon was.,Does that make any sense? Dawon? Like, I can maybe understand it if she had said Rowoon or something, but dawon?” (About to get a flying kick by Dawon right after but the boy’s not gonna let that stop him from speaking his petty mind)
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Chani: Is a swave and chill guy most of the time but to know that he wasn’t your first bias and Inseong the awkward uncle was? Now that’s just ridiculous to him. Wouldn’t let it get to him tho but the other members and Inseong wouldn’t let him live about it especially Inseong who would mention it until Chani goes legit crazy
Inseong: Hey Hey it’s ok it’s not like you’ll ever be good as me in y/n eyes it’s just the truth of life little one
Chani: I- *explodes*
Inseong: shhh shh let’s just keep it moving
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