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#luis would be the true champion against kang
tornrose24 · 1 year
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If I wanted to be funny with the Ant Man 3 end credits scenes, I would have it where Kang manages to escape into the MCU proper… and in the mid credits scene he chooses Luis of all people to tell him everything about the MCU. You hear the drums play as Luis begins to recount the entire MCU timeline….
At this point the credits start playing.
….And then for the post credits scene, he concludes his recount. His LONG recount of EVERYTHING that he’d be aware of regarding all these films.
And Kang is pretty overwhelmed, but he lets Luis live since his story telling was pretty entertaining.
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itjazzbicch · 6 months
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Ice To A Flame
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Pairing:  Bi Han x Fem Reader 
Summary: When the reader agrees to spar with Raiden & Kung Lao, the reader is easily angered by Kung Lao's arrogance, doubting their abilities because they're a woman, and when everyone only sees the reader's outburst, her other half, Bi Han comes and settles her anger...
Warnings:  Reader beats up Kung Lao (LOL) Softer version of Bi Han (The man deserves more fluff, so I tried lol.), established relationship
Word Count: .9k 
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Preparing Lui Kang's 'champions' was indeed a task. Raiden showed promise in his fighting abilities, but Kung Lao? He ground my gears.
Bi Han and his brothers went to handle some things with Lui Kang, and while they were gone, Raiden and Kung Lao convinced me to spar with them.
Raiden was good, making me put in some effort, but arrogance started to anger me when it was time to face Kung Lao.
"Come on, Y/N. I'm taking it easy on you!"
"Is that so?!"
We were exchanging quick blows. He should've been grateful that I wasn't using my true abilities against him, his following slick comment making the vein in my temple throb as he blocked one of my kicks:
"I'd give up if I were you, girly, ha-ha-OH!"
As he was laughing, I showed my true strength, roaring as I smacked his hands down, hitting him with a nasty uppercut, and as he began to fall, I kicked him square in the chest, sending him into a tree.
"Crap-" He was groaning, holding his chest in pain, and I didn't show the slightest amount of sympathy, yelling at him:
"If I were you, I'd be humble and be grateful that I'm showing you mercy! I may be a woman, but I could easily snap you like a twig if I wanted!"
I always tried not to let my anger best me, but his consistent remarks got under my skin, going to the tree and towering over him:
"Your arrogance will be the death of you if you plan to be a 'champion,' Kung Lao," There was fear in his eyes as he stared at me, needing a breath, and scoffing at him as I turned away, "That's if you can even make it that far."
"I'm sorry-" He sighed, managing to stand and offering his hand to me; that only made my anger boil for some reason, but I took his hand and warned:
"Don't be sorry. Be careful."
"Y/N-"
Looking before me, Bi Han had returned with his brothers and Lui Kang, staring at me puzzled as they all had seen what had just occurred.
Locking eyes with Bi Han, considering he was my other half, he knew I was trying to stay calm and composed, but some steam still needed to be settled. I walked past them and murmured as I heard Kung Lao's groans:
"Make sure that I didn't break any of his ribs. I need a moment to myself."
There were many gardens at the Wu Shi; I found one further away, sitting next to a shrub of flowers and meditating, slow deep breaths helping my blood pressure decrease.
"Y/N." I knew that one of them would come to check on me, Bi Han's voice making me turn to look at him and self-reflecting:
"I apologize for my outburst. I could've handled that situation differently."
"What did he do that made you do that?"
They must not have heard what Kung Lao was saying to me, sighing as I explained:
"He kept making remarks about how he was 'taking it easy on me' and assumed that he was stronger because he's a man."
Facing away and taking a deep breath, the thoughts made me a bit angry again, expressing my frustrations:
"It angers me. I have spent my whole life perfecting my combat skills just to be belittled by that boy-urgh."
"Well, think of it this way," Sitting next to me, his thought process made me chuckle, "He'll never do it again given your response to his remarks."
"I'd hope so," I breathed in, calmed again, and truly felt guilty, "I am sorry, though. I shouldn't let little things like that bother me like they do."
"I'm not worried about the matter. Sometimes, people need to be put in their place," He mumbled, eyes fixed on the view of the garden but locking into my eyes as I took his hand:
"Thank you for understanding," I smiled softly, thumb caressing the vein in his hand, and even though he still had his mask on, I could see his little smirk.
No one could thaw his ice as I could, squeezing his hand the more I smiled, but paying great attention to his words:
"You are Lin Kuei, and that's all I need to say regarding your little doubts. Never forget that."
"I never will," I nodded, pulling down his mask to kiss his cheek, "I cherish you, Bi Han."
Taking off his mask, he started looking around to make sure we were alone, which I pretended to be upset at:
"So, what if someone were to see?"
"Hmph," His nose flaring almost made me laugh, freezing in place when his lips found me. His kisses always blew me away; it nearly felt like the first time. My eyes still closed as he pulled away, "Content now?"
Slowly opening my eyes just to get lost in his big, brown eyes, I got goosebumps like I did almost every time, smiling again as he gave a soft one back at my reaction.
He rarely smiled, and my heart was whole at the thought that I was the one who could make that happen, nodding and squeezing his hand again as there was a slight breeze, leaves dancing around us:
"Always when I'm with you, Bi Han." 
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