Archon Quest: Chapter III: Act V: Akasha Pulses, the Kalpa Flame Rises
EVERY FUCKING TIME
HAD A COMMISION IN AARU VILLAGE
AND THE ARCHON QUEST STARTED
Anyway,
Listen Candace…
You saying that makes me think that I have to throw hands
Damn without me
No loyalty…
Oh you know, just farming for the false god for when he becomes a playable character
Damn I just don’t know shit
Oh the next what?
Jnagaebha Day?
Also Candace can’t you literally see into the future?
I don’t have you (and a few other 4*), but wasn’t that your thing?
HIGHKEY WHY IS SHE EVEN HERE THEN DAWG
Candace has been pushed to the side since she’s got here
Hate to see it
Bro I’ve literally fought a dragon, god and Archon.
I got this.
WELL
DON’T BULLY HIM LIKE THAT, PAIMON
He kinda spittin
The maff is maffin
WHAT
ALHAITHAM WERE YOU NOT THERE WHEN WE SAW GREATER LORD RUKKHADEVATA BECOME LESSER LORD KUSANALI
Oh Canned Knowlege…
Is that a…
Okay so this is so crazy but
I was watching 28 Days Haunted on Netflix
And this guy was using something called a God Helmet
And this thing looks kinda similar…
What the hell is going on
WAIT
ARE WE BOUT TO MANIFEST THIS
INTO EXISTENCE???
UM
YOU KINDA
YOU KINDA UM
LOOKS AT PAIMON
Yeah…sounds like Alhaitham
It all worked out in the end
Ah! Back to the plan I never heard
NOT PAIMON BEING A CONSTRUCT
Makes sense tho because literally what is she
HER FUCKING EYES
UGH NOT ANOTHER TIME SKIP
Woah
Woah
Woah
Very close?
Damn.
Some of y’all stay winning.
Oh shit what you get
Deyha please
You’re making me blush
GOD DAMN IT
LOOKING FOR YOU???
Damn he must have figured out that Haypasia was able to connect with Scaramouche
TELL HIS ASS
He was asking you to be polite,
he never said he wasn’t just gonna snatch her ass
?????
Well, well, well
THEY BETTER NOT BE TAKING MY MANS VIKTOR
Just how many strands does this man have…
What the fuck just happened
WHAT THE FUCK
BITCH
SCARAMOUCHE JUMPSCARE
WHAT THE FUCK
PAIMON SHUT THE FUCK UP
Bro
Not only did I fight Ei
But the Raiden Shogun who was stronger than her
OH FINNA GET HIS ASS
DAMN GOT HIS ASS
GIRL
“...Who was behind it?” He asks.
I swear to god
Lumine you better actually speak
…
???????????
Fuck it.
Let’s go save a god
What did you mean by that, Alhaitham
That’s fucked up
At this point,
As much as they claim that they “miss” Greater Lord Rukkhadevata
They probably were always going to try to overthrow her in the end
Bro define contributions
GOD DAMNIT
These mfers just talkin
BROOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
THIS IS FAKE
This man a fucking actor
We just stood here too
Also why are we wearing our Akashas
OOOOOOOOOOO
HE JUST PLACED OUR KNOWLEDGE CAPSULE ON THERE
Ooo that’s why we’re wearing our Akashas again
OMG LUMINE
YOU SPOKE
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS
IS IT HER
HER AS GREATER LORD RUKKHADEVATA
ALSO KNOWN AS
HERSELF
I AM NOW NILOU
HERE IT GOES BESTIES
WAIT
WHAT
WHAT IS THIS
ISAK
Did I just do that perfectly?
I JUST DID THAT PERFECTLY
DAMNIT NO DEHYA GAMEPLAY
Cyno go head and kill him
NO CYNO GAMEPLAY EITHER
YEAH LET US OUT
Oh baby it's bout to get weird
We still have to deal with The Balladeer
Sounds like a good time for me to take a break.
And I’m back.
What the fuck is this
Let’s fucking go
Lumine (Dendro), Fischl, Barbara and Raiden Shogun.
Buer…
Who are you now then
Ah
Shouki no Kuni, Everlasting Lord of Arcane Wisdom
No no no
I want to hear it.
Shout to Raiden Shogun's burst killing him
OH THERE’S A PART TWO
SHOULDA KNOWN
WAS WONDERING ABOUT WHERE HIS LEGS WERE
OH I COULDN'T”T DO ANYTHING ON PURPOSE
GET HIS ASS LUMINE
NAHIDA
WHAT THE FUCK
SHE JUST PULLED AN ITACHI
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
DON’T FUCKINGF TOUCH ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PERIODT
ITS A FUCKING GUN NOW
AYOOOO
WE’RE A SAGE NOW
DAMN I GOT HIT WITH THE ULT BUT UH
IS RAIDEN DYING BY HIS ULT A FUCKING ACHIVEMENT?????
I CANT CHECK NOW BUT
??????
ION WHAT JUST HAPPENED
ILL BE REAL
Is Lumine even a human…
DANN
NOT Y’ALL LEAVING HIM THERE LIKE THAT
GOOD GOD
I mean it kinda would make sense that it would be polluted due to Nahdia’s own thoughts about herself…
But ion
Okay so both the fall of the Desert and Khaenri’ah and probably Enkanomiya
Was all due to “forbidden knowledge”
Which
That’s probably knowledge of Celestia…
“...world…forget me…”
Could she have meant the forbidden knowledge?
A ship?
The Boat of Consciousness?
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Oh wait
Is that supposed to be like the Moon covering the Sun?
The new samsara?
This is insane.
They’re not the same person but also kinda sorta are.
Girl,
My head hurts.
WHAT
WAIT
I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS KIND OF LORE
Okay of the seven, everyone but she was sent to Khaenri’ah
She was instead sent to protect Irminsul
Forbidden Knowledge: A knowledge that doesn’t belong to the world fo Teyvat, and a form of “truth” that can’t be understood.
…Lumine and Aether aren’t from this world…
It came from the bottom of the Abyss… and the world is rejecting it…
Teyvat would collapse…
Bro what the fuck
“Let the world completely forget me.”
Some shit’s about to go down
CAN NAHIDA GET A FUCKING BREAK
I’m crying besties
She doesn’t remember…
But Lumine remembered
Because she is not from this world
Which means…
What the fuck
WHO WAS THAT
NAH NAH NAH
YOU BITCH
I FUCKEN KNEW IT
Here we go
Time to hand over some Gnoses
WHAT
HELLO
NAHIDA
DESTROY THE GNOSIS AND AWAKEN WHO???
WHAT
THE GNOSES ARE THE SYMBOL OF THEIR CONTROL OVER TEYVAT AND ALL ITS “LAWS”
Wait why am I yelling, I knew that already lol
OH?
WELL
WAIT
FUCK
HE
HE’S FUCKING
HE’S FUCKING XEHANORT
If you haven’t played Kingdom Hearts, you might want to get on that.
??????????????
THE GIRLIES ARE FIGHTING
They did not want to go down
Damn she’s only 500 years old and even she doesn’t care about her Gnosis
GIRL
AAAAAAA
IM PUNCHING THE FUCKING AIR BITCH
YOU HAD TO FUCKING BE THERE
THE UNRECONCILED STARS EVENT
YOU HAD TO FUCKING BE THERE
Damn be sleep for days
WHAT
WE’RE BACK AT THE BEGINNING???
Okay nevermind
C6 Dendro Traveler
Oh yeah
The Eleazar was cured!
I reacted to it
But it was lost in the screaming lol
Oh he fucking sounded disgusted ask;k;lksdsakda;
“Alhaitham? A sage? Ugh”
The girls are truly fighting
DUNYARZAD
SETARIA????
Damn Cyno, don’t sound so excited to see me
DON’T Y’ALL DARE
Okay,
So this lines up with what we saw in the desert.
Nodding off…?
WELL
WELL
WELL
LOOK WHO IT IS
Oh
Girl I thought you were Scara
Where the hell is Scara
WHERE IS HE
WHERE THE HELL IS HE
…
The Greater Lord was trying not to create a paradox but
Would the Traveler be considered a paradox now, since they have this knowledge
Damn
WAIT
Nahida when the hell did we tell you about that encounter
The encounter with the Heavenly Principles
Okay…if this is currently it with The Balladeer
He’s in a coma
Then…how the hell did we get to him getting a Vision, in Sumeru, and it being Anemo, being seen by Venti (and other things)?
Oh…Oh she’s got a unique personality?
YOU HAVE KNOWLEDGE ABOUT MY BROTHER
…I guess that makes sense…since he’s been awake longer…
WHAT
WAIT
WHAT
HE BELONGS TO TEYVAT
NAH NAH NAH NAH
CELESTIA GET YO FUNKY ASS DOWN HERE
Okay wait…
Yes, the twins appeared in Khaenri’ah during its destruction
But that was together, right?
Unless…
Some fucky wucky is going on
A WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK IS A DESCENDER
Okay, external beings that don't belong to this world, okay
FOURTH?????
AND AETHER ISN’T ONE OF THEM
Oh?
The first could have been The Heavenly Principle…
Aren’t there two others who kinda sorta stand with the Heavenly Principles…
Hmmm ion head hurty
See y’all next update lol
HEAD NO LONGER HURTY
ITS THE NEXT DAY AND I REMEMBERED BITCH
THE FOUR SHADES
GIRL IM FUCKING LOSING IT
It’s Daylight Savings and I’m fucking awake.
The four shades is irrelevant I think lol
But! It was what I was thinking about.
I do think that The Primordial One was the first tho.
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【Chinese transliteration words: food & drink】
●巧克力 (qiǎo kè lì) — chocolate 🍫
★Hence these two abbreviations: 黑巧 (hēi ~) (dark chocolate) and 白巧 (bái ~) (white chocolate)
●可颂 (kě sòng) — croissant 🥐
★or 新月面包 (xīn yuè miàn bāo)
croissant (French) — new moon → 新月
★or 牛角面包 (níu jiǎo ~ ~)
丨牛角 — ox horn (describe the shape of the croissant)
丨面包 — bread
●贝果 (bèi guǒ) — bagel 🥯
●披萨 (pī sà) — pizza🍕
●起司 (qǐ sī) / 芝士 (zhī shì) — cheese 🧀
★ or 奶酪 (nǎi lào)
丨奶 — milk
丨酪 — a semi-solidified food made from the milk of cattle, sheep, and horses
●华夫饼 (huá fū bǐng) — waffle 🧇
●布丁 ( bù dīng) — pudding 🍮
●三明治 (sān míng zhì) — sandwich 🥪
●汉堡(hàn bǎo) — hamburger 🍔
★ 汉堡 is also a transliteration of the German city: Hamburg
●派 (pài) — pie 🥧
●布朗尼 (bù lǎng ní) — brownie
●舒芙蕾 (shū fú léi) — souffle
●吐司 (tǔ sī) — toast
●培根 (péi gēn) — bacon 🥓
●布雷结 (bù léi jié) — brezen 🥨
★结 — knot, represents the shape of the brezen
●泡芙 (pào fú) — puff
●提拉米苏 (tí lā mǐ sū) — tiramisu
●马卡龙 ( mǎ kǎ lóng) — macaron
●圣代 (shèng dài) — sundae 🍨
● 冰淇凌 (bīng qí lín) — ice cream🍦
●马芬 (mǎ fēn) — maffin
●戚风蛋糕 (qī fēng dàn gāo) — chiffon cake
●慕斯 (mù sī) — mousse
●曲奇 (qǔ qí) — cookie 🍪
●沙拉 (shā lā) / 色拉 (sè lā) — salad 🥗
●车厘子 (chē lí zǐ) — cherry 🍒
★Another common name for cherry: 樱桃 (yīng táo) 车厘子 usually refer to cherries imported from Europe and Australia, while 樱桃 refer to Chinese cherries
●柠檬 (níng méng) — lemon 🍋
●葡萄 (pú táo) — botrytis (Greek) / budawa (Farsi) 🍇
●雪碧 (xuě bì) — Sprite
★Transliteration and free translation coexist
丨雪 — snow → Sprite brings a cool feeling
丨碧 — green → Sprite bottle is green
●可乐 (kě lè) — coke, cola
丨可口可乐 (kě kǒu ~ ~ ) — Coca-Cola
★Transliteration and free translation coexist: 可口 — tasty
可口可乐 → cola tastes good
丨百事可乐 (bǎi shì ~ ~ ) — Pepsi Cola
●咖啡 (kā fēi) — coffee ☕️
丨摩卡 (mó kǎ) — mocha
丨玛奇朵 (mǎ qí duǒ) — macchiato
丨卡布奇诺 (kǎ bù qí nuò) — cappuccino
丨拿铁 (ná tiě) — latte
●苏打 (水) [sū dá (shuǐ)] — soda (water)
★Baking soda: 小苏打(xiǎo ~ ~)
●咖喱 (gā li) — curry
…
so cool! 超级酷
热可可 hot coco
麦当劳 mcdonald’s
肯德基 kfc
芒果🥭 mango
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