24th October 2019
*leans on doorframe*
Do I have a motherfuckin blog post 4 u 😳😳
Its a ride fo sure 🤪✌🏻
ANYWAYZ
T came a lil bit late cuz he was on duty 😌😌😌
He,,,, coat 🥰🥰🥰🥰💝💞💓💗💖💘💕
It maybe his only good fashion decision in his whole life... 🙄💅🏻💁♀️
For like a good 5 minuets T was just rambling as he logged on??? 😟😟
He said something, then a kid was like “You should run for prime minister xd”
So T started talking abt... killing the queen..? N killing the whole royal family... so... 😬😬😬
But we played this game for the lesson 😌✌🏻
The first thing he did was
Place a fukin bet on who was gonna win.
He’s wild as fuck 😳😳😳😳
To make a long story short tho...
It was me n S who he picked!!! 😳🤪😳🤪✌🏻
We came second. Only cuz the fat cunt girls cheated 🤮🤮🤮
He was kinda disappointed... more jokingly lol,, but we’ll win next time >:3
These girls where giggling when going to answer n T was like
🤪🤪🤪 ”HAHAHAHA!1!!!1111!111!”
Really sarcastically??? I’m- he bab doe,,,
But 🥵🥵🥵
So💦MuCH!!🤪eyE👁FUCKING!!!!!👌🏻👈🏻
It was unbelievable man. I’m pregnant from this shit he’s pulling 🤰 like BRO,,
T’s absolutely fucking bat shit tho
S asked him to come over, to ask a question
This man 😌😌
He could of been normal and just... got up?
No. Not T.
Mans fucking pushes his spiny chair from his desk to the door which he THEN pushes himself OFF the fucking wall to our desk...
The man is mad.
Mad SEXY 🔥🔥🔥😎😎😎
Jk 🤢 isH,,
N OMG 😡😡😡
He UwU 💝💞💓💗💖💘💕 when he came over he was so smiley!!!
His dumb big smile just makes me 🥺🥺🥺
I love hIM!!! 💝💞💓💗💖💘💕
Goofy mofo just,,,, 👉🏻👈🏻🥺,,, hes so handsome and lovely and nice and beautiful n amazing,,,
Lik @ God if I don’t at least get to KISS this man once. I cannot die. Infact. I will kill god.
From UwUs to OwOs
T’s into incest??? 😨😨😨
Look— there’s an explanation for this.
Baso some kid in his french was like,,,
“I’d 😜 love to have💦a sexy step sister 👱♀️”
T in our Spanish was like
“I was like 😬😬 okay. Bit weird”
T in the kid (&my inside gal) French was like
“😉😉😉 Haha! Sexy step sis LOL!”
N was apparently rly dragging the joke of sexy step sister??? 🤔🤔🤔
Which made me think...
Is T into step sister incest? 🤢🤢
Logical answer: probably not. Funnier answer: LOL YEA
And that’s all my notes on that fucking MESS of a lesson
But it don’t end there.
Dogman.
🤮🤮🤮 ugliest man to live
He came into my English class asking 4 a key
When I tell you he looked ugly.
My god he did.
His shirt legitimately looked like BARNY THE DINOSAUR had long passionate sex with a FUCKIN PICNIC BLANKET!!
Ive never seen such an ugly fucking thing
It pained me.
I regretted everything.
Loving him, being in that lesson, being alive.
His fit almost sent me into a depressive episode
😀😀😀 I hate him 😀😀😀
ThEN THID FUCKING KID!!!
Miss like brushed Dogman off n this kid goes
“LOL! Miss like Sir!!”
I’m there like 😗😬😳
She denied all emotions. But. I kinda saw it. 🤮
BACK TO MY LOVER N HIS BOYFRIEND 😳😳😳
In M’s class their doing relationships n they had to plan a wedding
Apparently last yr sum kid in T’s lesson planned M & T’s wedding 😨😨😨🤭
Mfw my bf has a hubby 😱😱
TO MAKE IT WORSE SKEJALENNR
T was apparently like
“Tru dat.”
😭😭😭💔💔💔 HES A GAY WTF!!!!!!
Never do trust that man.
& to make an already bad situation EVEN WORSE
*deep inhale*
T MIGHT BE MOVING BACK TO GERMANY??
I’m a few years tho.
Hopefully not anytime soon.
But it’s bc of FEKIN BREXIT 😡😡😡
Hopefully 😌😌😌 this is a lie.
Something that won’t happen until we’re many many MANY happy years into our relationship.
😗💅🏻💍 #TrueLoveFindsAWay
So tiring this man is...😴😴😴
NOT THE END THO!!!!
Dogman. Rite. 😷😷😷
He gave my friend his phone for her to use for Kahoot n sadly she didn’t have a snoop
BUT.
We did find out his recent emojis where
🤡❤️...
Funny bc his last name sounds like clown.
Is he a secret Twitter stannie? 🤮
Is he a regular Twitter normie jumping on the new cancel culture victim? 🤡🤡
Or is he bullying himself? 🥺🥺🥺
Who knows. 🤷♀️
Let’s just hope he’s not a stannie 🙄🙄🙄🙄
T stans Ari so I can’t have 2 of them since T’s already enough 🤮🤮👎🏻💔
Unless it’s Miku
Dogman can stan miku.
Anyways
I GG Y. Bye 👋🏻💋
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I FINALLY GOT SKYRIM MARRIED
i have a BEAUTIFUL WIFE
...who i went through a lot of shit for. this is. a lot of exposition, bear with me :’) im very invested in my character’s personal story here
so astrid had a very important special job for me and sent me to markarth to speak with the client directly
it turned out to be the apothecary’s assistant, who i was passingly familiar with already, so i imagine it was a bit of a surprise to both of us, but she got right to the point - a man broke her heart and ruined her life, used her to hurt the people close to her, abandoned her to go become a bandit, now she wants him dead
u can probably imagine where this is going,
this is the first time ive had a dark brotherhood job i was legitimately PSYCHED to carry out, you BET ill go fuck this guy up for you id do this for free
however, she also had... another request, one that wasn’t required, but something she really, really wanted
see she was very close with/practically another daughter to the shatter-shields in windhelm, the wealthy family who recently lost a daughter to the windhelm butcher
alain had manipulated her and used her to get to the shatter-shields, i dont remember if he stole from them or what happened there, but whatever it was, the shatter-shields blamed muiri for this and disowned her, throwing her out onto the streets with nothing
so she was used and had her heart broken by a man she loved, then was told it was Her Fault, and lost her home and her friends/the closest thing to family she had all at once, and was so hurt and desperate she turned to the dark brotherhood to get revenge on them all
she wanted me to kill nilsine too, the shatter-shields’ other daughter
SO we have this really complicated situation where, on the one hand, she wants alain dead for using her and ruining her life and hurting her friends, and like, he’s a bandit leader now, so he’s someone i probably would’ve easily killed off anyway, by “this is a video game not real life”/skyrim standards that’s a no brainer, i have no moral conflict with that and can’t wait to slash this guy’s head off
but on the other hand she’s so broken she wants a woman who used to be her best friend/practically her sister dead too. i dont know what nilsine’s role in this was specifically but these people were essentially her family, and they victim blamed her when she needed their support the most and threw her out with nothing and nowhere to go
and i had already done quests with the shatter-shields before this, so like, i know them too, and they’re sort of friends to me, i helped solve the mystery of their other daughter’s murder and now I’m being asked to kill the other. not to mention everyone’s going to think the butcher’s back/there’s a copycat killer/something and it’s gonna cause a panic again (even if the game doesn’t acknowledge that/directly show that happening, y’know)
killing someone’s daughter when they’re still in mourning over the first, when they’ve come to trust you, when you’re the one who helped them gain closure over that first death already, is just. a stone cold thing to do
especially looking at it from my character’s perspective, she’d be especially torn on this because she’s a mother herself, but her children are girls she rescued from the streets - lucia was thrown away by her family, sofie was a victim of tragedy and was let down by the people in authority who should have protected and helped her
so medea would relate to tova as a mother and a friend but also relate powerfully with muiri as a victim in this
ultimately i don’t think there’s any real justification to kill nilsine here, i dont think you can really morally defend that, but. i was so drawn to muiri and wanted so badly to give her a shot at a better life and help her heal from all this, and knew she would become a marriage option if i did it bc id seen her name on the marriage options list before, her story fits in so well with medea’s, and like, i dont imagine im gonna have a lot of options for wives who would Know about my connection to the dark brotherhood/the things ive done and be okay with it, so if i went with her, there wouldn’t be a “keeping this horrible secret from my wife” aspect to deal with even though the game probably doesn’t acknowledge it if you do (i mean im still. keeping it from my kids, but. y’know. when they’re older)
and “talk this out with her and help her see how badly her mind’s been warped by the pain she’s been through” isn’t an option given to you, so
in the end i went through with it. killing alain was easy, just like any other bandit camp raid, but to get at nilsine without being caught, i had to sneak into their house when the family was asleep
which i expected would involve a lot of careful sneaking and laborious lock picking
until i realized i could just walk right in
because the door was already unlocked for me. because they consider me a friend and allow me into their home
and that somehow made it so much worse
i killed nilsine with an arrow, nobody heard a thing, and i ran for it before anyone saw me in there or realized what had happened
muiri gave me a special ring as a “symbol of her affection” for doing this, which i think is about the biggest sign i coulda hoped for lmao
i held off on considering marriage for the time though and finally decided i had to go back to windhelm to see if there was anything i could do to make amends to the shatter-shields even though they shouldn’t know it was me/make sure i didnt get seen by a guard without realizing it or something (though it wouldn’t probably matter anyway, guards saw me leave the orphanage immediately after grelod’s death and shrugged that off, so,)
my name’s still clear in windhelm, but...
tova committed suicide after she discovered what happened
she couldn’t cope with losing another daughter
so now the father is the only one left, coping with. the death of his entire family occurring within like a couple months
i didnt see what happened here i came back later so i dont know if this is something you can possibly stop or if its possible to witness the moment they find nilsine or tova’s suicide or if this just Inevitably happens whenever you come back
i feel terrible about this but theres. not really any going back now,
so. i went back to muiri
i dont know if this is what everyone says or not but her response was just. “i mean, yeah, why wouldn’t I be” i love her lmao
i wouldnt choose to get married in riften if it was up to me but thats how it be in skyrim i guess
my babies are here!!!! what!!!!
and a. random guy i dont recognize lmao :’)
just wandered in to see what was going on i guess. or maybe we’re friends and i forgot who he is entirely which would be kind of sad :’ )
maybe it was my long lost father... slipped out before i ever had the chance to realize it
however i actually. ended up doing this scene twice because, fun fact, there’s a glitch where if you don’t manage to catch up to your spouse to talk about where to live before they leave the chapel they can just fucking Disappear sometimes, :’ ) i couldnt find her anywhere after the wedding and finally looked it up and apparently she just fell into the void so i had to reload and run it again. we’re double married now
planned better this time and dressed better but anyway that elf guy didn’t appear this time but some other guy did, who i ALSO cant quite identify, he looks. maybe. kind of like lucas valerian? who is actually a friend to me and was one of the first friends i made so it’d decently make sense for him to come to my wedding, but weird if he came and camilla didn’t, and im not even sure thats him anyway, so i dont know what happened here all around
muiri’s mentor lady came too though which was sweet
im spinning this kind of as... like, medea was so drawn to her and felt so strongly for her she couldn’t bring herself to disappoint her and this was an eye opener for them both as a kind of. “look what kind of people we’ve let ourselves become” and their marriage as a new beginning, love coming from a place of desperation and darkness, starting over and hoping that the divines will forgive what they’ve done
medea’s not leaving the brotherhood but i mmmmmight try to be a little more careful about who i kill
i had intended for her to come live with me in markarth, she’s in on my. assassin life so having kind of this Other Side to my life made sense but... she met my kids at the wedding i guess and she wanted to live with them... which is really cute,
it feels really weird having this huge fancy house all to myself (and uh. argis, i guess) in markarth and having my wife and kids (and lydia, and a fox) all squished into the honestly kinda run-down whiterun house though i think im gonna work on getting the solitude house for them bc its. safer there than in markarth i feel like and ive heard thats like the fanciest/biggest house
there she is..... my Wife
she also sells things now but i feel bad accepting it when she gives me “my share” of the profit like.... babe thats your money i have so much adventuring money and i didnt do shit to help earn that,
i buy things from her sometimes but i refuse to sell her stuff bc i dont want to take any more of her money :’ )
even tho it. doesnt really matter, its video games, i know, but
found lucia, the fox, and muiri all on the bed at once
lydia was just standing like this for a rly long time after muiri moved in i guess she was suspicious but chilled out eventually :’)
gettin along finally
i just realized if we move to solitude lydia’s gonna get left behind though :(
i mean ill still come visit her but. upsetting
my one issue is that muiri still keeps saying “thank you for solving my-....problem.” every time i come in speaking distance of her which is. weird given that its the same line she had before we were married, like, she apparently doesnt get any new things to say, and is Really repetitive (imagine living in a small space with your partner and they say the same sentence with the same intonation every time you step within like 2 feet of them. how long til that gets old, do you think, ) and also its just like??? girl let that go we gotta stop dwelling on this or the kids are gonna start questioning what apparently massively important problem mommy solved
idk why she was laying on the floor but anyway my kids have started calling her “mama” now too and im not crying or anything
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