#mcfuckin babies!!!

[owlheartt]

My baby darling crabs LOVE the hampter wheel I got them they fucking ADORE it and it makes me infinitely happy

#there are numerous reasons they might be enjoying it #but honestly? The fact that they’re interacting with objects in their tank simply delights me #my babies aren’t dead they’re actually having a mcfuckin blast #hermit crabs

[seconds-2-midnight]

What if

Hazel’s cane had a very small knife hidden in the handle?

It helps her navigate the world and will help you navigate your way to heaven

#ppg oc #Powerpuff girls oc #she’s such a sweet baby but I think she has a limit and no one’s found it yet #but one day she’s gonna mcfuckin lose it

[d-issent]

hello :) , i'm a big fan of your art and concepts especially dukes shoulder plates they really give him an intimidating stature and the over all designed of the engines are quite solid,i could go on and on but that wouldn't be a question would it, so ..... could you watch my smudger wile i go to the store? warning he is very hyperactive and has very poor social awareness.

I will protect him with my life………

This is very sweet of you! Thank you for sending this ask! I’m a big fan of your monster-engine designs too, it’s such a unique take on TTTE and something that I’ll never get tired of. I’m especially happy that you like Duke’s design so much! He’s definitely meant to be a big and imposing figure, he’s meant to give off a stereotypical “royal” vibe, but also has a presence that commands respect.

Unless you’re Smudger, then you just see dumb ol’ Dukey trying to flex his authority over everyone else.

#I’ll set up a baby gate for him so he doesn’t fall down the mcfuckin stairs #I’ll give him some CBD #save tag

[jinkxndela]

I’m so glad the whole world knows how jinkx got their chipped tooth now lol

#a precious nerd baby #when I originally found out how they got it (I think from their hi jinkx podcast?) I was like …. yeah this def checks out for them lmao #time to mcfuckin sleep enjoy the new episode yall~ #jinkx monsoon #rpdr as7

[coruscantrhapsody]

Avar Kriss and Elzar Mann, The High Republic Phase 3.

#okay okay okay #I am Mcfuckin LOSING it #Avar my sweet Padme coded traumatized baby #Elzar who somehow has turned his depression facial hair into Stellan facial hair #FINE #MY BABIES I #avar kriss #elzar mann #the high republic spoilers #high republic spoilers #high republic phase three spoilers #high republic phase 3 spoilers

[sad--tree]

WHAT in the good god DAMN

#wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf #BUGS ! BABY BUGS ! IN MY CEREAL BOX !!! #stuck between the plastic flap of the bag they look like they fucking HATCHED THERE #theres some sort of..... Excretion #theyre fucKING MOVING HELP #look i dont have a problem with bugs but for tye love of god NOT in my UNOPENED FOODSTUFFS PLEASE #heebie mcfuckin jeebies

[boqvistsbabe]

Shit fucking baby fever hits again

#I watched one video #with a baby in it #fuck #sam speaks into the mcfuckin void

[respectthepetty]

King is #1 in my heart, forever!

What I loved about Mai and Jade in episode seven of Middleman's Love:

The barriers between Jade and Mai.

Jade being dejected in blue.

Mai not even being in his color!

The continuing theme that food = love.

Jade hiding in his color.

And sulking into it.

Only for my bi-colored King to come through with the solid advice!

Because my man knows from experience that distance makes the heart grow fonder.

So Mai is able to show up in BLUE!

And Jade is in green (I'm getting this yellow + blue = green twice today, and I'm going to McFuckin' explode!)

Because King knew what Jade needed! He knew because they are friends, and even though Jade is upset

he is finally able to admit that he loves Mai.

My love for my bi-colored King is never-ending. Baby is a lover.

Not a fighter.

#uea x king #king is king #middleman's love #bed friend #color coded boys in love #the color merge #the colors mean things #my love for King is never-ending and expansive #what a man

[astarab1aze]

loux would you still love me if I was a worm

"Uh...yeah? Baby, I'll slurp ya up like a mcfuckin' noodle righ' now, don' test-uh me. Askin' me if I'd still love ya if ya was a worm... Shakin' m' fuckin' head righ' now."

#☿ || Asks. #✘ // Lounie Tunes; Loni. #maljefe #/ he's like #'baby what' #SHLORP

[noseeknofind]

Into the woods, a scary foggy night. As a BLONDE man had approached THATS same forest, he was rather short, with a sassy but masculine stance. “God. It is mcfuckin cold out here! Maybe I can find a place to spend the night. I think I’m lost lol.” As the BLONDE tries to skee i mean skii. hes skiing in a forest. “hey whats that.” he says as theres a paper with the f slur on it. “wow i wonder why this is in the woods” he grabs it and shoves it into his pocket. SUDDENLY it got colder” WOW IT SURE IS COLD” tsuborka torka says very loudly. “ffggfghhiouuiyohj” says the CREEPY “AH!!!EEK!!” says tsukasa as theres a creppy INFORMT OF HIM!! tsukasa looskawau the the creepy LEAVES “wow that sure was scary!” and he keeps waking. “hey is that anothe rpaper” he runs up to the paper witj haha tsukasa i am dating your sister written on it “wow these are really good papers” says tsukasa and he shoves it into his pocket with the slurboy. “heiwvaianowbeobeoebe” says the CREPPY l”my ae is slenderman” says slenderman tsukasa fainys from being scared and wkaes up with spenderman leaning over him (oh no)) slenderman tries to murder him but tsukusa runs away with sonic BLONDE powers that all BLONDES have ajd slenderman kills a baby and tsukasa cries. slenderman hates children so he is very happy hut crpepy spenderman realIes taht he cannot be beaten by BLONDE powers!! slenderman dies from BLONDENESS and tsukasasjsjs works at a kmart in idaho now i guess

[medinaquirin]

50,000th post, baby. I have been here too mcfuckin long.

[boinurmom13]

Tyler got mcfuckin tackled by an excited baby dragon, smdh he just wanted to visit Hestia why are baby dragons so RAMBUNCTIOUS.

(camilla is instantly gushing over the dragon not only because it's cute but LANCE BY YOBA WHY DO YOU GET TO HAVE A DRAGON WIFE AND DRAGON KIDS-)

Tyler would go into fight or flight and he will prep an attack do not scare him out of nowhere

Camilla wishes Tyler was a dragon so she could have the same (tyler will never have kids with her)

[criscura]

I posted 7,555 times in 2022

That's 6,923 more posts than 2021!

50 posts created (1%)

7,505 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@grimbiliah

@one-trash-alek

@youkaichick

@saipng

@unfortunatelycake

I tagged 849 of my posts in 2022

#one punch man - 27 posts

#opm - 25 posts

#one punch - 25 posts

#genos - 25 posts

#precious robot baby - 20 posts

#saitama - 19 posts

#yeah - 17 posts

#saigenos - 16 posts

#genosai - 13 posts

#egg on legs - 13 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#i need to actually word vomit my thoughts about this but it will be an unhinged rant and i'm vaguely embarrassed about how long it would be

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

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100 notes - Posted March 17, 2022

#4

Genos as Edward Scissorhands, huh... Genos as the lonely scary Someone out on the outskirts of society who has trouble getting close to people because his hands are weapons, h uh.... Genos as the guy who constantly does acts of service because otherwise people are intimidated by him and he doesn't know how else to justify his being there or make sure he isn't kicked out hUH..... Genos as the guy who's constantly nursing a deep hurt over losing his family h u Hhhjjgfjj

113 notes - Posted October 19, 2022

#3

Gosh........ I really am REELING though.......... Like--LIKE---

"I'd destroy worlds for you"

"I love you to the moon and back"

"nothing matters if you aren't there"

"heroes will sacrifice love for the world but villains will sacrifice the world for love"

"I want to hold you close to my chest and never let go"

"I'd move stars for you"

"you're the best part of me"

"I'll kill anyone who hurts you"

"you're the light of my life"

"you keep me grounded when I start to lose myself"

HOW MANY MORE FUCKING CLICHES CAN YOU GET!!!!! Like FUCK I ***completely*** understand that this is magnificently unheroic of Saitama, but it's so fucking human too, and HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO READ THIS ROMANTICALLY OH MY FUCKING???? GOSH??????

WHEN THIS IS RELEASED ON TANABATA??????

***WHEN WE JUST GOT THE CORE TOUCHING SCENE OH MY FUCKING GOSH****

I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna mcfuckin lose it. I want my boy back. I want sweet egg back. I want HAPPY and DOMESTIC but holy HEEELLLL this is romantic GOOOLLDD

Aw geeze, all the mythological and religious implications too.........I have so much to think about 😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭😭😭❤️😭❤️😭😭

336 notes - Posted July 7, 2022

#2

BEHOLD

A GOOD BOY

565 notes - Posted September 21, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

please take this i cannot BELIEVE what we've gotten over the last few chapters oh my fucking goooSSSHH

1,565 notes - Posted July 22, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #jl;jdf;lskdjflj;lj #tumblr really went 'barely any tags and zero gifts sent huh? you ungrateful bitch' alksjdl;aksjdflk #I'M JUST HERE FOR A GOOD TIME

[justshapesandshitposting]

just some concepts involving parental fresh lol

its a wack ass concept to imagine, but squad getting offed then reincarnating into new bodies (That are freshs kids) has some potential-

squad member, just waking up after something prolly telling them that its not over for them only to realize that they're a. all infant nubbed now and b. fresh is hovering nearby protectively, it takes em a few moments to realize what's going on- 

fresh is oblivious and just happy that these spontanious babies (the tree bit prolly zapped him with a 'have babies' beam metaphorically) are okay-

tree peice just virgin mary'd him and hes just doing his best to take care of his new baby(ies)

to say that the squad are not happy is prolly a bit of a understatement- meanwhile fresh is just doting over his new infants the best that he can and will kill anything and anyone who harms them without hesitation-

~~~~

On the other side of things, Brain is going: “so you know how cats have that adoption thing? Fresh does as well.” 

I can v much imagine a child squad just getting like immediately adopted by fresh ig lol (esp if tree just in general virgin maryed his dumb ass) His kids now. Cubes prolly gonna need to fight him for custody

fresh, just brooding this tiny lil babbey squad, and cube is about to mcfuckin throw hands with him bc "excuse you those are MY kids"

#mun rambles #fresh being a dumbass chaotic parent is a vibe #its like that one video of a kestrel trying to feed a entire rodent to his chicks

[precursorgod]

Robin Batson (no relation to Batman and Robin)

“If one more person goes ‘Hey, you should change your name’ I’m gonna mcfuckin’ lose it. Gonna become a Rogue. Gonna become No-U-Change-Your-Name-man. That’s my— that’s my Roguesona. No-U-Change-Your-Name-man. Makes people change their names at gunpoint. Nyehehe, you’ll never catch me alive, Batman! And my first victim will be the other Robin. I was here first, motherfucker! I’m not going through all the trouble of a legal name change just because ten, fifteen years ago some teenage fuckwit went ‘Oh, you know what would be a great idea? Making a common given name my superhero codename’!”

Bruce Wayne blinks down at me, nonplussed, as one does when some rando plops down in the seat next to them at a funeral wake and starts ranting about becoming a Rogue.

“I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure, Mis…?”

He trails off, uncertain of what title to use. Gender is a social construct.

I flip my ponytail over my shoulder and stick my hand out. I smile.

“Hi, I’m Robin Batson. No relation to the vigilantes Batman and Robin. Yes relation to the corpse in the coffin and also your newly discovered biokid. Uh, relation to your newly discovered biokid; you and I, share nothing but space. And words too now, I guess.”

Recognition dawns on his face. Bruce breaks into a big himbo smile as he grasps my hand and shakes it enthusiastically.

“Ah, Dotty’s oldest! I was wondering when I’d get to meet you. I’ve heard so much about you!”

Dear gods, this man really does give off overgrown puppy energy. Enthusiastic husky vibes. If I didn’t know what I did, I’d also think someone insane if they tried to tell me Bruce Wayne was Batman.

“All bad things, I hope. I’ve heard lots about you too, Brucie.”

I’ve surprised him with my overfamiliarity. Teenagers don’t typically call people twice their age by a diminutive right off the bat. Heh, bat.

“Of course not! Dotty had nothing but good things to say about you. I’m sorry you couldn’t be there for her final moments.”

Ooh, is that passive-aggressiveness I hear? Why weren’t you there for her final moments?

Dorothy “Dotty” Batson, née Chang. Married to and widowed by Benjamin Batson, older brother of C.C. Batson, father of Billy Batson aka Captain Marvel. She would have taken my cousin in after he was orphaned, but as a single mother with two kids and related only through marriage, CPS wouldn’t let her. Two months ago, she was told she only had two months to live. One week ago, she died.

“Ah, well,” I shrug. “That’s life. Never where you need to be when you need to be. You know how it is.”

He does know how it is. I can almost see the flashback to Jason’s death playing in the man’s head.

“Robbie.”

It’s my younger sister. Half-sister. Finnley Batson. Black hair, hazel eyes, eleven years old. Like me, a halfie. Our asian mother had a thing for white guys. Her eyes are red-rimmed and her nails are ragged. She’s followed by twenty-something Dick Grayson and thirteen-year-old Damian Wayne. Two months ago, I received a message from Dotty informing me she’d told my sister about her biodad. I’d known from the start. It’s not every day someone you know has a breakdown about having been accidentally knocked up by a billionaire during an earlier breakdown. Check your condoms, people.

“Finny.”

I take off my sunglasses and hook them in my collar. With black hair and blue eyes, I probably look more like the stereotypical Wayne child than she does. The only red rimming my eyes is from the scarlet eyeliner I applied earlier.

I haven’t cried since I was a baby. All my tears were used up mourning my first life, probably.

“Sorry I’m late.”

Finny explodes.

“Where were you?! I sent that email asking you to come back two months ago! Mum held on as long as she could! She wanted to see you one last time! She wanted you to come back! She believed you’d come back in time. But you didn’t! You never do!” She sniffs and wipes her eyes roughly. “Did you care about her at all?”

I avert my eyes. I was fond of Dotty, but I never could let her be my mother the way she was Finny’s mother.

“Oh my god. You don’t.”

Finny’s crying again. Her hands are clenched and her face is flushed.

“You don’t care about her, you don’t care about me, you don’t care about anyone but yourself! I hate you! I hate you I hate you I hate you! I never want to see you again!”

What am I supposed to say to that?

“Yeah, that’s fair.”

Not that, apparently.

Finny screams and storms off. Damian throws me a glare and runs after her. Dick lingers. I put my sunglasses back on.

“Dick Grayson.” I nod at him.

“Robin Batson.” He nods back. There’s a strange look on his face when he says my name. Dick glances towards where Damian is comforting(?) Finny. He’s rubbing her back while leading her to a quieter place and sending me nasty looks. If looks could kill… Are double funerals a thing?

“She doesn’t mean that,” Dick tells me. I shake away the image of a double decker coffin and tune back in. “She doesn’t hate you. She’s just grieving. Give her a little time.”

I blink at him. I tilt my head.

“Whoa dude,” I say. “Ever heard of Eldest Daughter Syndrome?”

“I do not have Eldest Daughter Syndrome.” The denial is so quick in coming that there’s no way he’s not been told that before, many, many times.

“Do.”

Cassandra Wayne pipes up from the left, scaring the shit out of me. I clutch at my chest.

“Dear gods, where did you come from?” I wheeze.

“Sorry.”

She’s not sorry.

“I do not have Eldest Daughter Syndrome,” Dick repeats.

“You kinda do, Dick,” Tim Drake(-Wayne?) says, from the right. Him (my favourite boy!!!), I saw coming.

This is more canon characters than I am willing to deal with in my immediate vicinity. I stand up abruptly.

“Good chat,” I announce. “Thanks for looking after my sister, please continue to do so in the future, I don’t live in Gotham—or anywhere, really—but I’ll drop by once in a while to see Finny so make sure your security doesn’t shoot me on sight or whatever. See ya.”

I turn and walk straight into my social worker. Yelena Orlova glowers down at me.

“Robin Batson.”

Aw, fuck.

“Oh my god, what is that thing?!” I shriek, pointing over her shoulder. She doesn’t fall for it (again) but it does distract her momentarily. I bolt.

“Stop! Don’t let him—”

“Her!” I yell, dodging a guest.

“—her—”

“‘Him’ now.” I duck under someone’s arm.

“—him—”

“Whoops, ‘her’ again.” A security guard tries to straight up tackle me. I leapfrog over him.

“Robin!” Yelena finally settles on. “Don’t let Robin escape!”

That’s not an uncommon thing to hear yelled in Gotham. But in broad daylight, at a funeral wake, by a short blonde in a pencil skirt and heels?

I cackle. “Suck my dick, CPS!”

The wake is being held on the sixth storey of a hotel. I pass Finny and Damian in an alcove and backtrack while rummaging through my pockets.

“Hereasouvenirpleasedon’tbemadatmeokayBYE!”

I return to running after tossing a package crudely wrapped in newspaper at my sister. I hope she likes it. She yelps and fumbles it, but it’s safely caught by Damian.

I’m nearly at the stairs when suddenly:

Cassandra Wayne.

Where the fuck did she come from?

I scream as I grab a nearby doorway and launch myself back in the direction I came from. I zoom past Finny and Damian again.

Is that Jason fucking Todd?

The man nearly fills the corridor. His feet are firmly planted on the ground and his arms are loose at his sides. Around, under, over, through; whatever I pick, I’ll be caught. With the Red Hood in front of me and Black Bat behind me, there’s only one option left.

I jerk left, run up the wall one, two steps, and launch myself back first through the window on the right. Through the shattered glass falling with me, I see Cassandra, Damian, and Jason reaching for me, eyes wide and panicked. Finny, standing further back, just looks exasperated.

I twist in the air. I land, roll, and pop right back up, hands in the air like a gymnast.

Being invulnerable is great!

I spin and bow to my adoring (horrified) audience with a flourish.

The window I jumped through is near the windows of the room the wake’s being held in. Dick is half out the window, only held back by the hand Bruce has clamped onto his shoulder, and looking incredibly pale. Oops. Didn’t mean to trigger him.

They’re not the only ones looking at me. People in the hotel, people in the street, people in the nearby buildings; a lot more people than I thought witnessed my little self-defenestration.

More importantly, Yelena is also watching me.

“You’ll never catch me alive, CPS!” I say, flipping the double bird.

She mouths something that looks a lot like ‘We’ll catch you dead, then’. I’d like to see her try.

I shake the glass debris off my clothes, give my audience a two fingered salute goodbye, and run off in a random direction.

#back on my sioc bullshit #my writing #sioc #batman sioc #batman #dc

[hotcocoandmarshmallows]

For the ask thing, what about Newsies? :D

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Jack Kelly used to be my absolute favorite. I mean, my name is literally Jack and I used to be utterly obsessed with cowboys. I felt seen in a way I don't often get seen lol.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Davey Jacobs. He makes me feel seen in the way he's awkward but grows into being a leader. I'm a bit bossy myself lol, and I have a bad habit of taking charge when I shouldn't, so I could pretty easily see myself doing exactly what Davey did.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Crutchie!! Mans is out here beating Snyder with his cane. Give me badass Crutchie or give me death.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

Buttons. My favorite boy. Has one line.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Jack again. Did he sell out the newsies? Yes. Was he 17? Yes. I have a whole post thread and a rewritten scene about this.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Jack again. But also Race. And Spot. If you read my old Newsies fics (Which I do Not recommend) it's pretty obvious.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Racetrack McFuckin Higgins.

I feel like he would liven the place up.

#haven't really been into newsies for about two years now