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S1 E17 - Hell House

Director: Chris Long Writers: Eric Kripke, Trey Callaway

Well. Time to do some day drinking and spn liveblogging. Not in a mood to do deep dives on any of these episodes, so these will probably just be quick notes.

Oh god I’m watching this during the day and this first shot is so dark I can’t fucking see anything

Oh I wolud live in that house, looks like a good fixer upper

I like this lady’s jacket

Whoever wrote the line “any other parts I can hold” needs to be strangled to death Kripke

Creepy symbol

I can’t fucking see anything. Time to put subtitles on

This is literally the same shelf with pots on it set they used in the humans hunting humans episode with pickled brains

What is it? I bet it’s something scary...

Oh that was the flashback? I thought something more,,, death inducing would happen. Also sign to tell us we’re in Texas

What the fuck is that prank supposed to be Dean. Oh God is this the prank war episode I’ve seen so much about on this stupid site?

“A pretty misogynistic spirit”

The car driving green screen effects are still not great but they’re better when the projector was literally scrolling over their faces

“Most of those websites wouldn’t know a ghost if it bit them in the pursqueeter.” Whoever wrote that line and made my boy Dean say it out loud is probably the same person who wrote “any other parts I can hold”

We’re really just pulling this “find dad” myth arc along by its coats strings huh

Oh my god these interview shots are amazing: the framing, the cuts, the pacing, v good

Short king alert

Dean with his collar popped and constantly trying not to laugh oh nooooo oh noooo don’t look at the records and squint your eyebrows...

If this monster is just another “there’s some guy who’s a ghost”......

Wow fuck these guys i would live in this house in a heartbeat. Also is this what winter in Texas looks like?

Candles... so this is a sex party house.

Dean making fun of Sam for being too nerdy abt sigils seems out of character.

How would Sam have any idea whether that paint is fresh

OH MY GOD I HAD TO PAUSE THE EPISODE BC I LITERALLY JUST REALIZED THAT MY THOUGHTS ABT DEAN WINCHESTER ARE JUST THAT POST ABOUT HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE “HE LITERALLY IS WEARING EARRINGS” EXCEPT WITH DEAN’S NECKLACE LMAO time to go get more liquor

Oh they come across some video taper idiots - paranormal investigators. These guys are having fun in these roles but they remind me too much of certain characters from Buffy for me to like them.

Sam’s little silent “ooh” was actually really good in that scene.

Jarp’s jacket does not fit him and Dean put your fucking collar down you look like a moron.

OH I UNDERSTAND this episode is about Sam being more committed to the hunting life and being with his brother after he wanted his dad to stick around. Meanwhile Dean is stuck being a little inconsistently characterized while being completely right that the Spanish music casset was barely a prank

Oh God they’re gonna kill this WOC to further the episode plot huh. Also so many people are in this house im surprised there’s not someone outside selling popcorn

Ok i’m a little unclear as to whether active killings were continuing at the house but also sending you’re friend on a dare into a shitty murder house is uh, bad maybe

We love creepy jar set

Gross rats

I guess if it’s dudes intruding the ghost just wants to destroy his own house with an axe.

“Sweet lord of the rings” why do so many of these lines suck so bad

Wait so they just changed the story halfway through??? Wtf is going on

Back to the record store to visit our short king.

I ship Dean and Craig. OH MY GOD WHY THE FUCK IS BLUE OYSTER CULT THE BAND THEY PICKED

“From Dana’s theology textbooks” uh sure

So they haunted the house themselves. And then S&D just fuck off ok cool way to leave that guy having the worst day of his life.

Oh I see this scene exists so that we can see jarp in a towel. I think this is the horniest shower draping I have seen on a tv show ever.

Oh wow we love the interaction between tech and the supernatural

Jarp having to act like there’s pepper in his boxers is the best acting I’ve ever seen him do. They might have just put pepper in his boxers IRL

Why do we keep having these characters. JESUS CHRIST “WHAT WOULD BUFFY DO” ????????? ARE THEY NOT EVEN PRETENDING AT THIS POINT?????? They really just saw Buffy S6 and were like “this is cool” and not “hey this part sucks”

This scene is a fucking mess. “We got it at the library.”

Dean is not the one to talk about being too tense.

Dean looking at the beer bottle stuck to his hand like “hm I wonder what I could use this for” while Sam has some of the least convincing laughter possible

Ok I don’t understand what’s supposed to be happening in this episode anymore.

“I barely have any skin left on my palm.” “I’m not touching that line with a 10-foot pole.” WHO IS WRITING THIS EPISODE??????????

The shot composition of this scene is really good.

Why the fuck are these guys in the episode so much.

Dean can open the door with his hand that has no skin.

This guy was so excited to kill the one girl and now he can’t commit to killing two dweebs I hate this monster is lame.

Oh we love arson.

No you should kill the assholes running the website who served no purpose.

“Kinda makes you wonder... of all the things we’ve hunted, how many existed just because people believed in them” OH MY FUCKING GOD KRIPKE

Sam definitely is way too into D&D. I know these guys are being made fun of like textually but they’re getting way too much screen time for this to be a joke.

Oh man what a terrible episode. Except for that one bit with the interview scenes that bit was good.

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