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[svenooooo-stefon]

#@mercurycat27 #@mbartzie

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

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....

like. like the brand???

text: What’s your air conditioning?

#calligraphy #shitpost #theshitpostcalligrapher

[hwat-is-wrong-with-me]

Yo love the new pfp! Unrelated but I legit didn't recognize your blog for a hot sec because I mostly just look at the pfps lol

Thanks! It was made by @aroaesflags (Also that’s a mood)

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

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.... had to teach someone about a/b/o huh

text: I spend a week being horny and then what, I go back to knitting?

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

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HM

ENDING THE DAY WITH SOME BLASPHEMY HUH

text: I’m not gonna facefuck Jesus?!

#calligraphy #shitpost #theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Oh, and finally may I please request "you wouldn't download a child"? I feel like I have to clarify this is because last night I forgot the word adoption

amazing love me a good brain fart

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

For my first request I'd like "rule #1: don't say "I love you" " (its a joke spawning from the time I very nearly said "thank you, I love you, bye" to the dental receptionist over the phone)

you know i gotta post The Chris Fleming clip to this one right 

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

For my second request I'd like "don't worry, if he does get us in the back of his cart, we can just stick a hand out the back and *wave*" (its from me making a John Mulaney reference during d&d). If that's way too long, you can cut it down to "we can just stick a hand out of the cart and *wave*"

i think if we cut off the don’t worry it should fit the most of it 

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Finally, I'd like "pope fasteners and the papal chewer" (because it's become a trend in my family keeps to say pope instead of paper)

wait whats a paper chewer

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[hwat-is-wrong-with-me]

Hi! (Playlist poem ask game)

Hell raising, hair raising

I'm waking up to ash and dust

Weep for yourself, my man

Some legends are told

I could go off the deep end

#ask #mercurycat27 #ask meme

[hwat-is-wrong-with-me]

Epic wizard pic

Thank you <3

#ask #mercurycat27

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

For my second request, I'd like to request "my one true passion is camels" please

sure thing 

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

May I please request "there is no pee in the flan, there aren't even any flans!"

no flan? : ( 

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

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is it time to smash a forty to the ground and

SCATTER

#theshitpostcalligrapher #calligraphy #shitpost #Fuck! It's uncle Jeff!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

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im scheduling these ahead of time but wouldn’t it be hilarious if this is when 20020 came back?

#theshitpostcalligrapher #calligraphy #shitpost #today is football!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

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the hur-what now??

#theshitpostcalligrapher #calligraphy #shitpost #never be sorry about the hurgbore