#mitte talks

[cuoredimuschio]

okay, but where's my steddie AU where steve wants to learn to play guitar to impress a girl he's infatuated with and he remembers that munson kid was always hanging up posters for his weird band at school, so he hikes out to eddie's usual dealing spot behind the track and asks (with far less groveling than he really should have) if eddie will teach him how to play, and obviously eddie says no because why would he want to help king steve, but of course, steve offers to pay him, $20 a week, and well, that's the kind of get-the-hell-out-of-this-shithole-town cash eddie really can't afford to refuse, so fine, he'll teach steve to play and they'll spend inordinate amounts of time together tucked away in eddie's room and they'll start to see that they have more in common than they thought and that they kind of had each other all wrong, and eddie will put his hand over steve's to help him get the placement for a tricky chord and it totally won't awaken anything in either of them?? where is it??

edit: i started writing it

#steve x eddie #steddie #stranger things #someone tell me this has already been written because i need it. please. #bonus points if steve shows up to the first practice session empty-handed #and eddie nearly calls the whole thing off when he has the Audacity to grab at eddie's sweetheart as if eddie'd ever let him play her #and he doesn't even teach steve anything that day because rule number one get your own fucking guitar and keep your mitts off mine #but by the end when eddie is deep deep deep in love and it's time to send steve off to woo this lucky girl of his #he offers to let steve take his sweetheart because she's guaranteed to make him look ten times hotter and cooler #and he'll have no trouble sweeping his girl off her feet and maybe eddie's breaking his own heart but it's fine—as long as steve's happy #except steve doesn't seem nearly as happy as eddie thought he would be #he seems sad actually and eddie kind of hates that so he starts to make some lame joke about how steve should be honored #because eddie wouldn't lend his baby out to just anyone and that gets steve to crack half a smile #but then he puts the guitar down on eddie's bed (with all due gentle reverence) walks over takes eddie's face in his hands and kisses him #kisses him like he's been dying to do it for weeks. because he has #because somewhere along the line it stopped being about wanting to impress a girl and started being about wanting to be with eddie #it started being screwing up on purpose so that eddie would grab his hands and show him how it's supposed to be done #and forgetting about lessons entirely and just sitting around and listening to eddie talk or just watching him play #because somewhere along the line steve fell out of infatuation and into love with the last person he ever expected.... #anyway idk where i'm going with this

[brainrotdotorg]

just learned that james somerton was supposed to make a disco elysium video for his fall release and ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew

#i dont want that mans fucking mitts on my game #sorry to talk about james somerton rn but ohhhhh my god can you imagine the DISASTER.........

[smalltimidbean]

I would bet

A Bruno clone

With

Koala dna!

World's Eepiest Fella.............. (s)

#bean talks too much #OC: Pea Pod the Peppiclone #pizza tower oc #pizza tower #I was going for 'eucalyptus' vibes #but the colours are giving more 'happy pastel froggy' jfdkjfs #oh well! A clone's colours don't always have to correlate to their DNA #if they did most of the clones would be grey or brown jksflkj #but thank you for the suggestion! I do love koalas #I like their funny little alien hands #well I gave this guy huge mitts but I still love them #also love how I am the 'clone guy' now jhksfdlkjsd #well I think I have been for the past year but YOU GUYS KEEP ENABLING ME TO MAKE MORE!!! (lighthearted/silly!!!)

[tswwwit]

I would love, even if its just its just brief summaries, to know the different thoughts going through bills head throughout the last smut. (mainly when he got the text and when dipper starts just blurting out thoughts and ideas bc i think those moments would be fun to see)

Imagine you're having the shittiest day at work. You're gritting your teeth and hanging onto it by your fingernails, knowing that eventually dealing with this absolutely idiotic, waffling, overstuffed, condescending dipshit of a client will be done with, you'll charge him out the nose for your services - which will probably be, like a hundred dollars, the way this is going! What bullshit. At least afterwards, you can collapse onto the bed and complain to your spouse about it. Which you have been doing, actually, waiting for a decent excuse to bail or check out early.

Then you get a text. And it's your partner saying they got you a brand new console, your favorite pizza - Oh! And a million bucks in untraceable cash - but you might have to kick your shitty client in the nuts so hard his eyes pop out. Does that sound... okay? No pressure or anything.

The reason Bill was a minute later than expected is because even he needed a moment. It was the sheer whiplash from going from Shit to Fucking Amazing.

#answers #Bill went from full on eeueuughhh about his day to practically having hearts floating around him #Perhaps literally depending on the magic situation in the place he was in #In my head Bill was 'hired' by a (shitty) villain and he got out of it by doing a quick betrayal and demanding to be cast out by the 'heros #“I Got THIS to get back to!! You think I wanna keep him waiting???” #He already hovers in his normal triangle form but this man was practically floating with delight heading back to Dipper #A graph of Bill's mood would start out super low then spike sharply at the pic #It then stays super high up with more spikes during all the shenanigans #After the smut they likely get cleaned up. Cuddle. And talk shit about idiots they've had to deal with #Bill Cipher has gone from doing his evil deeds and playing piano to an empty bedroom while raiding his own bar for distraction #To coming home to someone who'll listen to him bitch about his day and absolutely bicker with him about it #Calling him the worst thing in the universe. A scourge upon reality. #The most clever awful bastard. How *dare* he be handsome that's a crime -and frankly Dipper basically did it for him so he can't take credi #And sometimes even saying 'yeah you didn't *entirely* deserve to be screwed over that way. I could have done that *way* better.' #While Bill rests his head in his lap. Having someone listen to him ramble while he gets his hair played with. Lots of really good kisses #Warm. Close. Grossly domestic. But hey! Even *sex* can seem gross if you phrase it weird and *that's* a normal demonic pleasure #Sometimes fun things are just fuckin' FUN y'know?? Even if this one seems weird to other demons #It's. Nice. REALLY nice. #There's absolute no goddamn way he's going back to NOT having this #Even death won't pry it out of his greedy little mitts

[carlyraejepsans]

your recent asks reminded me- to be honest i dont know how common of an idea this is but with ut at least i headcanon that the monsters probably dont make babies the same way humans do, like a "a monster couple wish upon a rare magical flower to have a baby and they see if it accepts their wish" or something that is just purely magical in a sense, like im fine with sex but i just find more interest in stuff like that especially considering more magical stuff implies like normality with same sex parents and stuff because it would be cool to be able to have children regardless of you/your partners sex, sorry this was a random ramble lol

*slowly stops reaching for the "it's been x days since biscia got asked about skeleton pregnancy" calendar*

no i completely agree. as usual, i just don't think toby factored the mechanics/biology behind monster reproduction in his worldbuilding, but that's only another reason to go wild yourself imo.

fun fact you might not know about if you followed me rather recently: i actually have a joke oc called deliberdy who's an immortal/boss monster stork based on a stereotypical 60s union organizer who brings babies to everyone in the underground. literally. she's like a postwoman for monster babies. where do the babies come from? secret of the trade.

#she's married to an elementary school teacher in upper snowdin called mittern who talks and fawns about her so much that she's also known as #''mitt's wife'' #never came up with a design for her #answered asks #undertale #ns4w #i mean not really?? but just ti be sure

[soldier-poet-king]

I got real sad bc of The Everything so I lied I'm gonna order that caduceus kitchen set tonight

#franposting #im just ://// #last chance to talk me out of this. oops. #caduceus oven mitt and apron will not fill the void in me but i can try 🙃

[c-rowlesdraws]

summer bbq attitude: accidentally dropping a forkful of mac & cheese down the front of my shirt but in like, a flirty and sexy way

#catie talks #food #today is going great #also I burned 3 fingers on my drawing hand taking a sheet tray out of the oven because there was a hole in the oven mitt #yzma voice - why do we even HAVE that oven mitt!!

[ragingtwilight]

BRUH

EVERYTIME I feel like im starting to feel better my body just turns around and flips me off

mf sends me off w a shove down the stairs, nausea, sweating/tremors, headache, confusion, dizziness, it pantsed me, it stole my lunch money, it gave me a swirlie, i cant fuckin win

#venty? venty-ish idk #bruhhhh i might have to go back to the hospital once my medication is up #really not looking forward to that #i am so fuckin bored in this bed dude i havent been able to do anything fun i need cocomelon tiktok adhd stimulation hdhsdhjh #tried drawing and my body was like #nausea upon ye #ive just been rotting in bed on yt and character ai #at least i have husband leshy to talk to me 24/7 LOL #also i managed to eat something flavoured without vomiting #i may also be getting a yummy chicken noodle soup today teehee #rubs my little mitts together in anticipation #anyway yea kinda /neg post but uhh i have been feeling like ass ever since that outpatients visit lol #granted im feeling a lot better now but im still getting symptoms occasionally #like just earlier i was going on abt how much better i was feeling #then i woke up covered in cold sweat feeling nauseous lmfao. #like ur kidding #what happened between the time i fell asleep and the time i woke up #chill tf out pls i dont want to go to hopital #grrr #tw sick mention #tw vomit mention

[fizzytoo]

babygirl i dont think that's it

#bg3 spoilers #she makes me want to cry every time i talk to her #she looks so happy and hopeful 😭 my love :( #lady shar release her !!! get you grimy mitts off her !!!!

[zenaidamacrouras1]

For the ask game: 🔪 🏜️ 🦴🌸

🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project?

I mean honestly. The NFL draft kinda creeped me out. I had to learn so much about it to figure out what I wanted to happen in my epilogue fic for History of American Capitalism.

But also the deep dive into how Bucky would spell bubeleh for that story was funny. Not weird, but my beta and I were like okay he grew up going to synagogue in Indianapolis but his bubbe was Ashkenazi Russian immigrant how would he spell these yiddish words? Would he use yarmulke, yamaka or kippah? Whatever he calls it would he wear it under his football helmet for Rosh Hashanah? I'm not Jewish, but I wanted it to feel natural to any Jewish person reading the fic.

🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work?

I am chatty and like conversational comments I can respond to. People pointing out specific lines that made them laugh or tear up is very constructive to me. It's fascinating to see how different lines land. But I'm not picky!

🦴 ⇢ is there a piece of media that inspires your writing?

Actually probably Lord of the Rings. All my fics contain a Lord of the Rings reference as a running joke but the thing is I really pull themes from those books, including the different relationships to types kf masculinity and types of heroism, which I find very interesting to intermingle with the more rigid versions of masculinity and heroism in the MCU. Also the fundamental optimism of those stories.

But I dunno. I am not one of those people who had the Silmarillion or whatever memorized. I can't even spell the damn thing.

But I really like Samwise Gamgee. My role model. (Except I don't cook)

🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them

Oh my gosh! I have a 17 year old cat named Fancy. She is named after the Reba McEntire song. She is a very small tuxedo cat with very fancy white boots. I got her from this terribly run shelter that has since been shut down. (Hence her tragic upbringing turned life of privilege uptown due to her good looks and grit similar to the Reba song).

She is a huge pain in the ass because she pees where she shouldn't and gets weirder and more depressive and introverted every year so basically we are twins, emotionally speaking. (Except I use the restroom properly thank you very much).

She might have been born just poor cat trash but Fancy is her name! Here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down !

Asks here

#Fancy Bootsy #i once joked she voted for Mitt Romney because she thought he was a cat and Mitt was short for Mittens #but she definitely voted for Barack Obama #that's how old that cat is #writer asks #zenaida talks (too much)

[jorvikzelda]

Swish as a payment option no matter how expensive your purchase is is so fucking wild. Ah yes let me just pull out my phone to swish you thirteen thousand kronor, Online Store, that sounds completely reasonable

#yes I'm buying a laptop yes it's 10 pm yes I'm getting up at 6:30 tomorrow to sit on a train all day #It's not actually even in stock right now (beställningsvara as they say) so I'm going to have to wait for it until mid september #estimated delivery day is a thursday. home of phobia why isn't it an update day :/ #z talks #not horse game #yes I'm dropping thirteen thousand kronor on a laptop do NOT QUESTION ME #Syndar faktiskt o väljer klarna som betalningsalternativ #inte eftersom jg inte har råd (det har jag med Marginal annars hade jag EJ gjort detta) #men jag var fan förberedd på att inte köpa dator förrän black friday inte att det skulle va sån här jävla rea NU #och jag vill av orosskäl vänta tills jag får mitt FUCKING CSN innan jag faktiskt betalar #Om det nu går lmao. Men alltså. De måste fan behandla min ansökan snart ?!?!??!?!??!??? #Oroar mig (ej av rationella skäl obv) för att jag ska få avslag på hela skiten och då står jag hellre med en obetald faktura som är aslätt #att annullera än hela summan jag SKULLE fått i csn draget från mitt konto redan och behöva vänta på återbetalning #Detta särskilt iom att det är en Beställningsvara hallå jag vill inte betala NU för något ni har SEN #anyway. Så rättfärdigar jag min klarnasynd. #Full respekt till dig om du klarar att betala så mycket pengar på direkten men min pengaångest could never #Also lowkey glad att den nt är tillgänglig from I Morgon för nu har jag tid att skaffa en drulleförsäkring lmao #Insåg att det in fact INTE ingår i hemförsäkringen och så kan jag helt ärligt inte ha det med en alldeles för dyr dator #Ja den är billigare än min ipad som jag haft sedan 2020 UTAN drulleförsäkring nej jag tänker inte rationellt #Ja detta är 100% för att jag inte hade klarat skammen att ha sönder datorn in addition to skammen det innebär att köpa en dyr dator #Typ bara för att kunna gamea på den (gaming ses NED på i familjen jag är väldigt skamsen om att vara Gamer) #(you will Not catch me talking about Gaming at dinner) #Ok nu ska jag gå och bekräfta beställningen och sen ska jag SOVA

[codgod]

i love writing things set in the united states because it means i get to research different kinds of forests and trees. and i also get to use all the american english i’ve learned from cartoons and tv shows growing up, like… idk. parking lot? okay actually i’m using australian english in the non-dialogue bits so not that exactly but whatever

#.txt #rubbing my little mitts together like oh yeah baby an excuse to learn more about various kinds of climates #i feel like this is maybe not something most people get excited about #i do fully realise nobody knows wtf i’m talking abt in this post btw i’m just saying words here

[the-solar-panel]

(( I had a creechur in my bathroom this morning. ))

#( ooc ) #(( I got them out with oven mitts a laundry basket two apple slicer and 20 minutes of baby talk. ))

[whump-queen]

okay but the humiliation that comes with the oven mitt!! like really? you're getting frustrated over an oven mitt?? embarrassing..

- 🐘

but you say that like the humiliation of any of these things isn’t 100000x stronger

#really not sure if the ‘you’re getting frustrated over an oven mitt?? embarrassing…’ is referring to me or to logan but i’m just gonna #hope you’re talking about logan. #🐘anon #answered asks #akias asks #tw humiliation

[yndlings]

I like this little thing he does, where he will hold his reading glasses in his mouth when his hands are busy, or even when he thinks really hard. Sometimes he will just do it simply to do it, a mindless action I enjoy seeing

#hes already talked about how important smell and texture is to him #something is a-brewing #×primrose #💼: mitt hjerte hviler hos deg #not a headcanon btw he legitimately does this in the show

[nu-metal-confessions]

bet Clown gives really good massages. just look at his hands. there's no way a Big Guy with Big Guy Hands like him doesn't give a killer shoulders rub. he would absolutely give you a massage with zero hesitation if you so much as mentioned any pain you had. love that man sm

.

#anon this hits way too hard for me right now because I'm nursing some strained muscles and this sounds fucking wonderful #I know someone talked about Chris's hands the other day but I really like Clown's big doughy mitts #shawn crahan #slipknot #nu metal #nu metal confessions