#mod payden

[dndads-incorrect-quotes]

Taylor: Go to hell!

Nicky: Where do you think I come from?

#dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and dads #taylor swift dndads #nicky close #mod payden #im backkkk >:33

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Taylor: pop quiz! if the average adult man walks 5 miles per hour and the grocery store is one mile away from my house then why has it taken my dad 15 years to come back with the milk

#dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and dads #taylor swift #not that one #mod payden

[dndads-incorrect-quotes]

Samantha,to a dog: you’re a good boy!!!

Ron without missing a beat: thank you :)

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dungeons and dads #ron stampler #mod payden

[dndads-incorrect-quotes]

Hermie: Hi-

Link: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

#dndads #mod payden #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and dads #lincoln li wilson #hermie the unworthy

[dndads-incorrect-quotes]

Nick: It's a bit muggy out today

Lark: if I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn I'll kill you

Nick: *sips hot cocoa from a bowl*

hehehehehe

#giggling so hard #dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and dads #mod payden #nick close #lark oak

[dndads-incorrect-quotes]

Normal: Hermie, there's actually something I have been wanting to ask for a while. I know we've only been friends for a while, but there are times when I feel like our relationship has moved beyond that. That what we have is special and different; exciting and scary. But I want to have these feelings. What I've been meaning to ask you is, would you like to go on a date with me? A romantic one?

Hero, with a wig: Hard pass.

Normal: OKAY, YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

#dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and dads #normal oak #hero oak #mod payden #oakworthy

[dndads-incorrect-quotes]

ok I need a s1 sparrow quote for a drawing

OKAY

Sparrow: wanna see how hardcore i am?

Sparrow: *punches the wall*

Sparrow:

Sparrow: fatherrrrrrrr take me to the hospitallll?

#mod payden #dndads #dungons and daddies #dndaddies #dungeons and dads #sparrow oak #ask

[dndads-incorrect-quotes]

Ron: *falls down the stairs* Henry: Are you okay? Darryl: Stop falling down the stairs! Glenn: How’d the ground taste?  

#Ron Stampler #henry oak #Darryl Wilson #Glenn Close #dndads #dungeons and dads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #mod payden

[dndads-incorrect-quotes]

Glenn: Turn around.

Glenn: No, turn the other way

Glenn: Wrong way again.

Henry: Glenn, where are you?

Glenn: At home, but the idea of you twirling around trying to find me is really fucking funny to me.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and dads #dndaddies #mod payden #I spelled glenn as gleann at least 3 times while typing this

[dndads-incorrect-quotes]

Normal: Would you love me if I was a worm

Scary: Would I know it was you?

Normal: Yeah

Scary: would you be able to talk to me in English?

Normal: Yeah

Scary: then yeah

Normal: so you love me now

Scary: wait no

#dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and dads #mod payden #normal oak #scary marlowe

[dndads-incorrect-quotes]

Scary: i’m not gay, you are

Normal: yeah i am! i even have a boyfriend :)

Scary: no you don’t, dipshit

Normal: no i don’t :(

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and dads #scary marlowe #normal oak #mod payden

[dndads-incorrect-quotes]

Ron: I love it when you're drinking citrus drinks and you can't feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating, it's so cleansing.

[Later]

Ron: Samantha says I'm allergic to citrus.

#dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and dads #ron stampler #mod payden

[dndads-incorrect-quotes]

Cop- You’re receiving a ticket for having 3 people on a motorcycle

Scary- Shit

Taylor- wait, three?

Cop- Yeah...?

Lincoln- OH MY GOD NORMAL FELL OFF

#dndaddies #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and dads #scary marlowe #Taylor swift #lincoln li wilson #normal oak #mod payden

[dndads-incorrect-quotes]

Scary: what’s a skeletons favorite instrument?

Taylor: the tromBONE?

Scary: no you dumbass, skeletons don’t have lungs. it’s the bongos.

#dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and dads #mod payden #scary marlowe #taylor swift

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Darryl- Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Glenn?

Glenn- nah man...

Ron- I do!

Darryl- I know, Ron

Ron- I’m sad...

Darryl- I know, Ron...

#dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and dads #darryl wilson #glenn close #ron stampler #mod payden

[dndads-incorrect-quotes]

Nick: Are you sugaring your burrito?

Glenn: Food is anarchy, little dude. Live by your own rules.

#dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dungons and daddies #Nick close #nick foster #glenn close #mod payden