#mox kingston and allin

[tearsofasaiyan]

#aew dynamite #aew #aew forbidden door #aew forbidden door 2022 #claudio castagnoli #zack sabre jr #sting #the bastard pac #miro aew #malakai black #eddie kingston #chris jericho #kazuchika okada #shingo takagi #katsuyori shibata #will ospreay #orange cassidy #darby allin #jon moxely #hiroshi tanahashi #adam page #adam cole #jay white #the young bucks

[pepperstreak]

Night sketch time!

#cm punk #sketchin #jon moxely #sami callihan #darby allin #bryan danielson #eddie kingston

[wildwolfxstrangledwolf]

Darby was in the chair, legs thrown over the arm, watching as the two older men talked. They were discussing him, that much he knew since they weren't quiet or exactly subtle. Eddie calling him kid did little to help matters.

He raised a brow when they got quiet. He knew silence could be very bad with these two and he almost jumped out of his skin when he felt hands on his shoulders. It was Jon massaging his shoulders, helping him relax. He tilted his head back to ask him what was going on only to find Jon's mouth on his. He hummed and heard Eddie laugh, not a snicker or his 'wtf' kind of laugh. An actual laugh.

"careful Mox, We don't need to scare him." Eddie said

"I'm not. Not much scares him anyway, does it?" Jon asked, brushing a hand through Darby's short hair.

Darby shook his head "No. Uh, not really." He said, looking from one to the other.

"He's a pretty boy, ain't he Jon?"

"M-hm."

Darby felt the color rise in his cheeks as they looked him over, talking about him like he wasn't there.

"Aww. You went an' made him blush Eddie. Look how pink he's turning."

Darby had no idea why he didn't leave but he was enjoying their teasing. Eddie kissed him then, different than Jon. Still hot but feeling like a slower burn than the scorch he'd felt from Jon. He hummed low when he felt Jon run a hand down his stomach and palm him through his shorts.

"Mmm. Eddie, think someone's enjoying himself." Jon laughed a little.

Before he realized what was happening, Darby was trying his hardest to keep still as both men were touching and kissing him. Jon was kissing and licking his neck and Eddie was between his legs, teasing his stomach with his mouth and the scrape of his beard.

"Fuuuck." Darby groaned. "Want you. However. Please."

Jon bit his shoulder hard before moving around him, pulling his shorts and underwear down and starting to use his fingers and mouth to prep Darby.

"What am I gonna do with you?" Eddie sighed "One eats ass like its candy and the other is a blushing, squirming mess." Then he grinned like something had occurred to him and made Jon stop and told him. Jon smirked.

"Down on your knees." Eddie ordered and Darby listened. Jon was standing there too and had pulled down his boxers, tipping Darby off. He felt sparks flutter through him as he watched Jon stroke himself.

"Open." That single word from Jon made Darby open his mouth for him. Jon started to rock his hips, Darby licking and gagging as his mouth and throat were fucked.

Darby swallowed when Jon came, enjoying being ordered and used. He wanted one of them to suck him off as well but knew they weren't done yet. He watched Eddie stroking himself through his boxers and looked at the bulge.

"He just swallowed a load and wants more." Eddie chuckled, caressing Darby's hair. "Relax."

Darby gagged a few times as he began to suck Eddie off. He swallowed again, licking his lips as he looked up at the two of them. He lay back on the floor and stroked himself off, enjoying watching them watching him as he came.

They cleaned up and went back to the hotel where despite having their own rooms they ended up all in one bed, Darby held protectively in the middle.

#fic #idea showed up and got stuck #here there be smut #kingston/mox/allin #not sure how eddie ended up in charge #late night idea

[dustinslovehandles]

So, Wembley was incredible. More incredible? My mum's hot takes:

She fell in love with Hangman (he's so big and sparkly!)

Samoa Joe is a lot bigger than she was expecting (???)

Hook = Baby boxer

Adam Cole = beautiful willow branch in the breeze

Trent's so smol!

Darby Allin/Christian/Adam Cole = a tiddler (smol for those of you that don't speak british)

Mox is a porcupine

Changed 180 on Eddie Kingston from "he's scary" and "he has nasty eyes" to "i felt a sense of warmth from him"

Barking back at Brody King

She's also been practicing her 'young person' slang and proudly declared Samoa Joe to be 'an absolute unit'.

Spoke to @homoeroticgrappling for five seconds and kept telling me how gorgeous they look and how kind they are (which is not a hot take, I agree!)

So yeah, take your mum's wrestling.

#mum's wrestling takes #wembley #she also kept taking my sign and holding it #she apparently wants to be part of the Chugs Army very badly

[elitehoe]

All Out Predictions

ZERO HOUR

Athena, Diamante and Mercedes Martinez vs Willow Nightingale, Hikaru Shida and Skye Blue. I'm rooting for every single one of these women.

The Acclaimed vs Satnam Singh Jeff Jarrett and Jay Lethal. The Acclaimed end of story.

MAIN SHOW

Luchasaurus vs Darby Allin. It doesn't matter who wins as long as Christian keeps the belt because he is the real champion.

Miro vs Powerhouse Hobbs. I honestly don't care who wins but I hope they slap the tits off each other.

Kris Statlander vs Ruby Soho. Momma straplander for the win baby.

Samoa Joe vs Shane Taylor. I'm wishing Joe a happy murder.

Bullet Club Gold vs Young Bucks and FTR. The only thing I need from this is the Bucks to be the most unhinged versions of themselves.

Bryan Danielson vs Ricky Starks. Ricky needs this win and more than deserves it after everything.

Better Than You Baybay vs Dark Order. It's simple as long as adamjf are together and winning I'm a happy woman.

Eddie Kingston and Katsuyori Shibata vs Claudio Castagnoli and Wheeler Yuta. There's something so special about this match I'm just thankful we get it.

Kenny Omega vs Konosuke Takeshita. I honestly might not survive this match no matter the winner.

Orange Cassidy vs Jon Moxley. I'm rooting for OC as always champ forever if Mox wins I'll probably cry.

#might be in and out of the ppv since I'm with family but I should still be unhinged about this #aew all out #aew lb #soph predicts

[galaxy-brain-rasslin]

Thoughts on the AEW Revolution 2024 card:

The Young Bucks vs Sting and Darby Allin - I will be genuinely surprised if Sting and Darby win this match. I can see a reason to have them win and just have them relinquish the belts on Dynamite or something, but there would be no better way for the Bucks to cement themselves as Terrible People than by fucking on Sting and getting the belts.

Orange Cassidy vs Roderick Strong. While I have been enjoying OC as the Enternal International Champion, I think Roddy needs to win this to help legitimate Undisputed Kingdom as an actual faction to care about. I maintain some of the issues with the credibility of the group will be reduced once Adam Cole is able to actually go out there and do more than sit.

Samoa Joe vs Hangman Adam Page vs Swerve Strickland. It will suck if Hangman is unable to actually be there for the match (since reports are that there's some sort of "personal issue" that may impact this, which is why they did the foot thing). That said, regardless, I feel like Joe should retain. If it's all three of them, it perfectly sets up HangMAD being too caught up in trying keep Swerve from winning that he ends up also not winning.

Toni Storm vs Deonna Purrazzo. This match will probably be great. Deonna is great. Toni is great. I feel like the most likely outcome is some sort of fucky finish that allows Toni to retain. Although I wouldn't be surprised if it backfires and Deonna wins-- since that could feasibly set up a Toni/Mariah feud.

Eddie Kingston vs Bryan Danielson. I want Eddie to win. I always want Eddie to win. I think there's a solid case to be made for Bryan winning. However, I also think that Bryan's apparent refusal allow himself to be booked to win a title, and how hard he's going with the "Eddie is a bum and I don't respect him" lines, also makes a solid case for Eddie retaining. Undoubtedly, Eddie will have to lose the belts at some point, but I'm not sure that this is the best time. Plus, it would complete the story (lol) of Eddie earning the respect of Blackpool Combat Club (or re-earning, in the case of Mox).

Will Ospreay vs Konosuke Takeshita. Bruv I don't even care who wins. This match is gonna fuck.

Christian Cage vs Daniel Garcia. I *want* DG to win. Dude deserves having the belt. He's a former ROH Pure champ. He's great in the ring. People enjoy him. I legitimately don't think losing would hurt Christian from a fan perspective. The man can still be a reprehensible POS without the belt.

Wardlow vs Powerhouse Hobbs vs Lance Archer. A "Meat Madness" match. lmao. This is obviously just a big hoss shitpost match, but I think it'll be fun.

FTR vs Jon Moxley and Claudio Castagnoli. Wheeler has his pending trial in May from where he allegedly brandished a gun at someone on the highway (wtf man, settle the hell down) so I don't know exactly how that's going to factor in with any potential booking. Both FTR and Mox are booked in ways that keep them pretty protected (Mox has only been pinned clean what, like, maybe 4 times the entire time he's been in AEW? And one of those was when he was accidentally concussed.) so it'll be really interesting to see where this goes. I can see a case for either side winning, but I would speculate that if BCC loses, it would probably be Claudio eating the loss (or it'll be some kind of DQ).

#pro wrestling #aew #aew revolution

[danwhobrowses]

My Highlights of Full Gear 2023

And we're back with the wrestling.

Full Gear has a lot of moving pieces looking to build; a variety of title matches, grudge matches and friends fighting one another.

Let's see how what I enjoyed

Spoilers for the PPV of course

Buy In

Stoke staring daggers at Eddie while the crowd still pops for him

'He listens to anime soundtracks' - okay Stokely's a heel in my mind now anime soundtracks slap

In wrestling lore, Anne Hathaway is Stokely's adopted sister XD

That overhead belly to belly into the turnbuckle was so fucking clean

GOODNESS that guitar crack into Sonjay (for a retired backroom staff member Sonjay always takes a lot of bumps)

Ortiz and Eddie together makes me wonder, Santana for next ROH champ?

Eddie's commemorative popping the crowd with Renee - but he was too busy cussing out Stoke to cuss out RJ

I think we don't appreciate enough that the Blackpool Combat Club as a faction exist outside of alignment; all four dabble in heels and yet Claudio is the face against Buddy, Bryan is a face for the Continental Classic, but Mox and Yuta are heels against OC and HOOK (surprised we didn't have a FTW title match here)

This match slaps as well, Claudio and Mr Rhea Ripley are just not human

Cheeky Nandos Kick foreshadowing

Gunns' entrance still slaps, it's perfect and it also elevates BCG when they use it together

In this house we chant 'JOE!' repeatedly

MJF with 365 days on his robe

LA Lakers attire too

'I'm a poor' sign - who isn't these days bud?

Gunns have been flying around everywhere in this match

ADAM COLE BAYBAY!

Leg injury angle adds to the drama too

Main Card

Starting with a big trios match

A fucking children's choir doing Christian Cage's entrance (with a new tron)

I mean 'he comes more often than herpes' is apt for Ric Flair

Adam Copeland with Darby's paint, and those coats

Crowd continuing Metalingus

You can tell when two wrestlers have trained together, the synergy is there

Darby, just. Why?

Darby Allin loves his spine as much as Kota Ibushi loves his neck

He's climbing Everest AFTER THIS???

Nick Wayne's heel development is almost as good as Dominik Mysterio's I must admit

Clever from Christian climbing under the ring to sweep Adam and then lure Sting out to give Darby no options

It was of course a tease, but it was probably wise to keep Copeland and Christian apart all match, save it for Revolution or Winter is Coming

Sting getting an ovation

It felt quite rushed, but OC going over was the right call

I like that Shida has been using a lot of colour to counter Toni's black and white

Kingston putting his titles on the line definitely raises the stakes for the Continental Classic

Brody and Bill staring each other down at the start of the match

MEAT Chants are still alive

Malakai just flung that ladder into Cash

Suicide Dive into a Ladder!?

Red Hart, Sky Blue and Purple Cobras

Hart still has an amazing moonsault

That was a great snap for Code Blue

I thought Sky would take it but good for Julia

Billy Boy Bird is All Elite and he still has Elevated Bruv

Swerve gets the Nana Dance with a trope Entrance

Hangman didn't even wait for the Entrance

I've been guilty of stapling myself in my youth (I didn't realise the 'metal face' is what makes the ends bend and wanted to see for myself) so I know that hurts like a motherfucker

He's fucking drinking his blood!

Swerve's Killshot instincts have awakened

DVD on a Cinder Block!

PILEDRIVER ON THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE!?

TOMBSTONE ON A BARBED WIRE CHAIR!

I do love that spot when someone beats 10 by rolling out the ring (this time dragged)

And the Chain comes back

I don't think you can't call that a match, that was a WAR

GIVE THAT MAN A BELT, GIVE THAT MAN THE WORLD TITLE BELT

Omega selling a story with sentiment

Kenny you need to rename it something other than 'You Can't Escape' because buddy they can escape

Bucks did the low blow

Jericho kicked out of the BTE Trigger

Choices of V Trigger

Matt Jackson OWA

BCG with the mocking limp

MJF with the ambulance return spot

Jay White's heel work has been great throughout

Nigel literally hiding in the corner

The table collapsed and Max hit the elbow drop anyway on pure ground

TOPE CUTTER!?

Conclusion There was a lot of great wrestling on this card.

However, between the opener and the TBS title match it did feel like some matches were very rushed; OC/Moxley was a complete sprint, same with Storm/Shida, and the Ladder Match felt rather messy to try and contain all the spots they wanted. Also TK seriously, I get Toni has done a massively over reinvention but I am begging you to let Shida successfully defend a title in front of a PPV crowd, for god's sake man.

I didn't quite like the Jets beating the Bucks either, with Ibushi signed there's not much reason for their team to exist and now they have an anytime tag title shot. I guess it does end Kenny's PPV losing streak but still.

And I must say I was on the fence about the Main Event, I get using drama to narrate the match but the leg injury did end up weakening Jay White's very strong build that he couldn't beat a one-legged MJF, and too much shenanigans leave that for every Roman Reigns defense in the last year (all 5 of them).

But on the plus side, some amazing storytelling, some electrifying spots, the TBS championship being given to a young and deserving talent, and just an all timer brutal war of a match. It's not the strongest of AEW's current strong PPV runs but it's still pretty damn strong.

Match of the Night: Texas Death Match Best Entrance: The Patriarchy's children's choir just beats the Nana Dance trope Best Attire: Sting, Darby and Adam Copeland just ekes out Statlander's Globogym Purple Cobras outfit Best Performance: Hangman/Swerve tied Spot of the Night: So much of the Texas Death Match could've gone on here but I'm giving it to MJF's over the top rope and out the ring cutter because I did not see that coming

#aew #all elite wrestling #aew full gear #mjf #adam cole #jay white #bullet club gold #hangman adam page #swerve strickland #prince nana #the gunns #sting #darby allin #adam copeland #christian cage #nick wayne #toni storm #hikaru shida #kris statlander #sky blue #julia hart #eddie kingston #samoa joe #claudio castagnoli #buddy matthews #house of black #la faccion ingobernable #ftr #ricky starks #big bill

[wrestlingisfake]

Double or Nothing preview

MJF vs. Sammy Guevara vs. Jack Perry vs. Darby Allin - MJF defends the AEW men's world title in a four-way, so the first man to score a pinfall or submission on any opponent will be the winner and champion.

On September 29, 2021, MJF characterized Guevara, Perry, Allin, and himself as "the four pillars" of AEW. (I assume it's an intentional reference to the Four Pillars of Heaven from 1990s All Japan.) The idea was that all four men were top recruits in AEW's first year, and all four were clearly being groomed for big pushes, so the company was being built on their work. Sooner or later they had to put all four into one program, which finally happened when the other three challenged Max on March 15.

My problem with this pillar bit is that all four guys are clearly still works in progress, while other homegrown talent (Britt Baker, Orange Cassidy, the Acclaimed, Wardlow, Ricky Starks) have begun to overtake them. If these guys were really carrying AEW, then any two of them would be able to headline this show on their own. Someday that will be true, I think. For now, though, the main draw of the match is that it's a four-way, simply because four is the number MJF pulled out of his ass in 2021.

This is being set up like every four-way main event you've ever seen. The heels (Sammy and Max) have teased that they'll be in cohoots, and then that they can't get along. The challengers (Sammy, Darby, and Jack) have discussed making sure one of them wins and MJF loses. The babyfaces (Darby and Jack) seemed to be on the same page, but seeds of doubt have been planted. Typically this intrigue is totally dropped once the bell rings, and they'll all brawl for 20 minutes until the heel champion steals a pin. Then the announcers will act like Max has discovered an obscure loophole in the rules, as we haven't seen this in literally every four-way ever.

Kenny Omega & Adam Page & Nick Jackson & Matt Jackson vs. Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli & Bryan Danielson & Wheeler Yuta - This is billed as "anarchy in the arena," so it's basically a brawl all over the building, until someone scores a pin or submission inside the ring. Page and Moxley have been feuding since October. In March, Page brawled with Mox's entire team (the Blackpool Combat Club) all the way to the ring and ran into Omega and the Young Bucks. After that the BCC was fighting separate wars with Page and the Elite, until the babyfaces joined forces on May 17. It's the first time Page has been on good terms with the Elite since 2020.

When they did this type of match last year, Eddie Kingston poured "gasoline" all over Chris Jericho, so that's the kind of craziness this match has to live up to. I don't mean "they have to do a fire spot," more like "someone has a chainsaw, but never actually uses it." Note that last year's anarchy in the arena didn't settle a damn thing and they came back with a "blood & guts" match a month later, which also didn't end the feud. So don't count on the Elite finally getting revenge. If anything I expect the BCC to get even more heat with even more heinous brutality.

Chris Jericho vs. Adam Cole - This is billed as an unsanctioned match. Nominally that just means AEW isn't responsible for what the participants do to each other, but practically speaking it's just another street fight with no count-outs or disqualifications. There's nothing to prevent the Jericho Appreciation Society from interfering, so Cole is bringing in ECW legend Sabu for backup.

The story is that Jericho and his goons beat up Cole, then handcuffed him to the ring and forced him to watch as his girlfriend Britt Baker got beat up by Saraya. So technically Jericho didn't directly give Baker a black eye, but Jericho and Cole are both playing it as if that's what happened. That means Cole wants to super-mega-fucking-murder Jericho, and Jericho must stoop to the most despicable atrocities imaginable to avoid getting super-mega-fucking-murdered.

I'm pretty sure Cole has to win this, so that Sabu can do at least one big crazy spot that helps secure the victory. I have no idea what 58-year-old Sabu can actually do, but I'm certain he'll try to do it.

Jamie Hayter vs. Toni Storm - Hayter won the AEW women's world championship from Storm in November, and this is the rematch. Six months ago Hayter and Britt Baker were the top heels, feuding separately with Storm and Saraya. Hayter's title win triggered a double turn, with Storm and Saraya becoming sore losers and later aligning with Ruby Soho as the Outcasts. The heels need to maintain their heat on their way to some kind of multi-woman blowoff match, but I don't think any of them are going to win the title before that happens. Hayter retains.

Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler vs. Jeff Jarrett & Jay Lethal - FTR (Harwood and Wheeler) are defending the AEW tag team title. Mark Briscoe is the special guest referee. The story is that Mark and FTR became close friends after their 2022 rivalry, but Lethal is an old friend/rival from even further back. Lethal's faction is clearly only pretending to be nice to Mark so he can give them tips on how to fight FTR. FTR don't want him to get taken in, but they can't help but be all passive-aggressive and FTR about it. So the story going into the match is that we don't know what Mark is going to do.

I am extremely bored with Lethal and Jarrett chasing every title in AEW, and this story in particular has been extra-boring. So I hope they just do the basic thing and have Mark call it down the middle so FTR can end the feud.

Wardlow vs. Christian Cage - This is a ladder match with Wardlow's TNT title on the line. The title belt will be suspended above the ring, and the first participant to pull it down wins. Ladders will be placed around the ring, although technically I suppose Christian could just stand on the shoulders of his heavy, Luchasaurus.

The gimmick here is that Christian is a veteran at winning ladder matches, but ladder matches are super-violent and Wardlow is great at violence. There's also a sense that Wardlow vs. Luchasaurus is going to happen at some point, so I'm pretty sure Wardlow will retain and that won't really settle anything.

Jade Cargill vs. Taya Valkyrie - Cargill already defeated Valkyrie last month to retain the TBS championship, but this time Taya is not prohibited from using her finishing move. The whole feud is that both women use a double chicken wing facebuster, and Jade acts like she has proprietary rights to the maneuver. Jade is 60-0 and someone has to end her win streak, but I don't think it's Taya. But it's probably about time for Jade to need more help putting opponents away, so I expect a lot of interference.

Blackjack Battle Royale - Orange Cassidy invited literally anyone to challenge him for the AEW international title, and when 20 guys stepped up he proposed a battle royale. I don't know if a blackjack battle royale is the same as a casino battle royale, or what the rules are going to be.

AEW has announced the following 21 participants: Ari Daivari, Bandido, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Chuck Taylor, Dustin Rhodes, Jay White, Juice Robinson, Keith Lee, Kip Sabian, Komander, Lee Moriarty, Orange Cassidy, Penta el Zero Miedo, Rey Fenix, Ricky Starks, Swerve Strickland, The Butcher, The Blade, Tony Nese, and Trent Beretta.

They're building up Orange for a very dramatic title loss, but that needs to be a singles match against one guy, not 20 people ganging up on him and one getting lucky. I guess you could move the belt to a cocky heel, with the idea that he couldn't beat Cassidy in a one-on-one situation. But defending the title in a battle royale was his idea! He has to retain here to not look like an idiot.

Malakai Black & Brody King & Buddy Matthews vs. TBD - Black's team, the House of Black, has issued an open challenge with their AEW trios title on the line. Under "house rules," you get a twenty-count outside the ring instead of ten, you can't escape a fall by getting to the ropes, and the challengers can name any additional stipulation except no-disqualification. It sounds like Max Caster, Anthony Bowens, and Billy Gunn intend to accept the open challenge, but I don't know why AEW wouldn't simply book that match and advertise it. So my best guess is they'll be interrupted by some heel team. Either way I think the House of Black retain.

Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy & HOOK vs. Ethan Page & Austin Gunn & Colten Gunn - This is set for the pre-show. Matt and Private Party (Isiah Kassidy and Marq Quen, who are both sidelined right now) have been feuding with Ethan Page and the Firm since October. Of late Jeff and Hook have joined the fight, and it seems like they've successfully disbanded the Firm. Page wants payback, so he's recruited the Gunns (who were in the Firm for about two weeks but never mind that now). If Matt's team wins, he gains control of Ethan's contract, in revenge for the months when the Firm controlled Matt's contract. The stip is kind of pointless if Matt doesn't win, so I think he will.

#aew #double or nothing #mjf #jungle boy #jack perry #darby allin #sammy guevara

[houseofpunk]

What are your favorite matches this year?

Thanks for the completely unprovoked question 🖤

In no particular order:

mjf vs cm punk dog collar match (I lied this is #1)

ftr vs ftr Owen Hart qualifier match

pac vs buddy matthews

Mox vs Tanahashi at Forbidden door

Double or Nothing Anarchy in the Arena

Brody King vs Darby Allin coffin match

Jungle boy vs Rey fenix

Death Triangle vs House of Black at double or Nothing

Mjf vs wheeler yuta

Ftr vs the Briscoes (1,2, and 3 though I would argue 2 was the best objectively)

Bryan Danielson vs Daniel Garcia (1st match)

Thunder Rosa vs Serena Deeb at Double or Nothing

Jungle Boy vs Luchasaurus at full gear

Hikaru Shida vs Jamie Hayter

Konosuke Takeshita vs Hangman Adam Page

Eddie Kingston vs ishii at All Out

Toni Storm vs Jamie Hayter at Full Gear

Ftr vs Roppongi vice vs United Empire at Forbidden Door

Swerve in our glory vs The acclaimed at All Out

Riho vs Jamie Hayter

(And not aew or roh but whatever) konosuke takeshita vs Lee Moriarty with prestige wrestling

#asks

[himbos-hotline]

The Baby AU - Tell me more about it

Literally is just a non-wrestling AU with some OCs but mostly wrestlers as like infants-little kids and its the first Au in a series where its baby, middle school, high school, college. Some wrestlers are adults so like parents adn shit cuz you cant have a bunch of kids running around unsupervised. The adults all have non-wrestling jobs and most of the AU revovles around the children going to a daycare/educational place and its going to be written like a series, a different character to focus on each chapter

Madelyn Orton [OC, cousin of Jay] // 5 years old

Finn Balor // 6 years old

Samuel 'Sami' Zayn // 5 years old

Generico // 4 years old // NOT Sami Zayn

Kevin Owens // 7 years old

Malakai Black // 6 years old [physically]

Aleks Page [OC, not related to hangman] // 5 years old

Balor // literal manifestation of finn balors demon persona // 7 1/2 [physically]

Randall Orton // 10 years old

Seth Rollins // 4 years old

Jon Moxley // 5 years old

Rhea Ripley // 8 years old

Darby allin // 4 years old

adam page // 4 [nearly 5] years old

MJF // 4 years old

Matt Jackson // 7 years old

Nick Jackson // 5 years old

Kenny Omega // 7 years old

Eddie Kingston // 9 years old

Wheeler yuta // 2 years old // mute

Danhausen // 6 years old

HOOOK // 3 years old

Luke Gallows // 8 years old

Karl Anderson // 7 years old

Orange Cassidy // 7 years old

Chuck Taylor // 6 years old

Trent? Baretta // 7 years old

Adam Cole [baybay] // 6 years old

Jack Perry // 3 years old

Jayden Jackson [fostered by Regal] // newborn/1 years old

Julia Hart// 4 years old

Ruby soho // 8 years old

~~~

There is little to no rhyme or reason for the families. My big sibling and I just played "what people do we like/does this make me laugh?"

Leonie Balor + Finnatan Balor: Finn. Brodie King: Balor Mick Foley: Eddie Kingston Sting: Darby William Regal: Mox, Wheeler, Jay [fostering] Excalibur: Generico, Orange cassidy Tripe H/Shawn Micheals: Randy, Maddie, Finn Taz: HOOK Lita: Rhea Ola and Michael Page: aleks Edge and Christian Cage: Sami zayn, Jungle boy Chris Jericho: Kevin Beth pheonix: baby hangman AJ styles: Luke and Karl Stephanie Macmahon: MJF Don Callis: Kenny mama and papa buck: Matt, Nick, evantually adopting Jay from Regal AJ Lee: Malalki Aubrey edwards: Ruby soho RJ City/ Claudio: Adam Cole [this was funny to us- solely based on the hey EW episode] Sue: Trent ? Tony Shavione: Chuck

I love this AU so much, come send me a lot of asks about it

#mouse has pals #kat nip #au: the muppet baby au

[unlikelywrestlingfan]

Elle’s Last Minute Predictions: All Out 2022 Edition!

AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley (c) vs. CM Punk Want: Mox Prediction: Punk

Interim AEW Women's Championship: Toni Storm vs. Britt Baker vs. Hikaru Shida vs. Jamie Hayter Want: Shida Prediction: Storm

AEW World Trios Championships: The Elite vs. "Hangman" Adam Page & The Dark Order Want: Dark Order Prediction: Dark Order

TBS Championship: Jade Cargill (c) vs. Athena Want: Can’t decide Prediction: Athena

AEW World Tag Team Championships: Swerve In Our Glory (c) vs. The Acclaimed Want: Either Prediction: Swerve in Our Glory

Bryan Danielson vs. Chris Jericho Want: Bryan Prediction: Uhhhhhhhh Jericho, I THINK? And Danny will be involved somehow and will leave with Bryan.

Christian Cage vs. Jungle Boy Want: JB Prediction JB

Casino Ladder Match: Claudio Castagnoli vs. Penta El Zero Miedo vs. Rey Fenix vs. Andrade El Idolo vs. Rush vs. Wheeler Yuta vs. Dante Martin vs. TBA Want: Honestly I love so many of them?????????? Prediction: Whoever the Joker is (MJF????)

Ricky Starks vs. Powerhouse Hobbs Want: Ricky Prediction: Ricky

Wardlow & FTR vs. Jay Lethal & Motor City Machine Guns Want: MCMG (SORRY WARDLOW AND FTR!!!) Prediction: Wardlow & FTR

House of Black vs. Sting, Darby Allin & Miro Want: Sting, Darby, and Miro Prediction: HoB

Pre-Show: Eddie Kingston vs. Tomohiro Ishii Want: Eddie, but I will not be upset if Ishii wins Prediction: Eddie

Pre-Show All-Atlantic Championship: Pac (c) vs. Kip Sabian Want: PAC Prediction: Kip

Pre-Show FTW Championship: Hook (c) vs. Angelo Parker Want: HOOK Prediction: HOOK

Pre-Show AAA World Mixed Tag Team Championship: Tay Melo and Sammy Guevara (c) vs. Ruby Soho and Ortiz Want: Ruby and Ortiz Prediction: Tay and Sammy

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AEW All Out 2022 Review

Pre-Show AAA World Mixed Tag Team Championship: Tay Melo and Sammy Guevara (c) vs. Ruby Soho and Ortiz

This was okay! A bit messy at times and I really hope Ruby is okay after that landing on her neck and breaking her nose. I'm kinda over Sammy and Tay right now. I feel like they have the potential to do some really good heel work, but I don't think heel work is just making out? Loved the beginning of the match with Sammy getting hit by a buggie.

Pre-Show FTW Championship: Hook (c) vs. Angelo Parker

I want to touch Hook's hair - it looks so soft. This match was way more competitive that I thought it would be, but it was still pretty good. Action Bronson had a cool run-in as well. All in all, a pretty decent match!

Pre-Show All-Atlantic Championship: Pac (c) vs. Kip Sabian

Kip looks like if 2012 tumblr made a wrestling character, but I love the new gear, the style and everything. He really made this match work so well. PAC is a goddamn beast of a wrestler. I really enjoyed this match

Pre-Show: Eddie Kingston vs. Tomohiro Ishii

Eddie Kingston is so damn good. Such an incredible story teller. Ishii is also just a goddamn beast. These two make magic and I can't wait for the rubber match. My favorite Zero-Hour match

Casino Ladder Match: Claudio Castagnoli vs. Penta El Zero Miedo vs. Rey Fenix vs. Andrade El Idolo vs. Rush vs. Wheeler Yuta vs. Dante Martin vs. TBA

At first, hated the finish because I was so into the match and then it clicked..... The Joker had MJF's mannerisms and butt! Excellent match but it was more of an angle that anything. Real good shit.

AEW World Trios Championships: The Elite vs. "Hangman" Adam Page & The Dark Order

Story telling man. The Hangman/Elite story has been so well done and this just starts another chapter in Hangman's character. Being the reason for the loss is gonna fuck with our anxious dude. I am very interested in seeing where this one goes.

TBS Championship: Jade Cargill (c) vs. Athena

I wish they would have built this story up a little more, because goddamn these two can go. Athena is so damn versatile and Jade is so captivating. I wish they had more time.

Wardlow & FTR vs. Jay Lethal & Motor City Machine Guns

This match should have been FTR v MCMG, but it was good. I hate that the TNT Champ didn't have a title defense. Lots of fun spots, but I wasn't invested until Dax's daughter became UNDEFEATED.

Ricky Starks vs. Powerhouse Hobbs

I'm happy with Hobb's winning, but it was too quick. I hope this story continues because I want some of that Ricky Starks' kinda chaos we all know and love.

AEW World Tag Team Championships: Swerve In Our Glory (c) vs. The Acclaimed

Match of the night, match of the year. I was pacing in front of my tv the entire time. I could not sit still. I was so hyped that my dog got concerned. Anthony Bowens is incredible. Max Caster is amazing. Keith and Swerve working kinda heel set it off. I need The Acclaimed to win those titles. This is their time.

Interim AEW Women's Championship: Toni Storm vs. Britt Baker vs. Hikaru Shida vs. Jamie Hayter

Everyone in this match is so damn good at what they do. The tension between Britt and Jamie (need this fued now), Shida's come back(s), and Toni getting that win - all so amazing.

Christian Cage vs. Jungle Boy

Not a match but a well done angle.

Bryan Danielson vs. Chris Jericho

I had a really hard time getitng invested into this match. It was really good, but I wanted to see Daniel Garcia get involved I guess.

House of Black vs. Sting, Darby Allin & Miro

Really good, but I hope Malakai gets better. That goodbye kiss and the recent reports worry me that he's struggling. I really enjoy this faction. I was hoping to see some storyline progression, but Idk whats going on now

AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley (c) vs. CM Punk

Two of my all-time favorite's had a banger man. They both know how to tell a damn story. I loved how Mox targeted Punk's foot but like just that pitbull energy that man has. MJF's return was a great way to end the show

All in all, All Out was really good. I enjoyed myself. That's what wrestling is about - having fun and I had so much fun!

#aew #all elite wrestling #all out

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all out predictions, bare minimum style

ishii vs kingston - kingston

pac vs sabian - pac

hook vs parker - hook

baker vs hayter vs storm vs shida - storm

house of black vs allin, sting, and miro - allin, sting, and miro

cargill vs athena - cargill

jericho v danielson - jericho

jungle boy vs cage - cage

pinnacle vs lethal and mcmg - pinnacle

casino ladder match, castagnoli vs yuta vs penta vs fenix vs rush vs martin vs idolo vs joker - mjf if hes the joker, idolo otherwise

swerve in our glory vs acclaimed - swerve in our glory

starks vs hobbs - hobbs

elite vs dark order - elite

mox vs punk - mox

ok but here’s what i WISH would happen

ishii vs kingston - kingston

pac vs sabian - pac

hook vs parker - hook

baker vs hayter vs storm vs shida - hayter or shida

house of black vs allin, sting, and miro - house of black

cargill vs athena - either way is chill? happy either way

jericho vs danielson - danielson

jungle boy vs cage - jungle boy

pinnacle vs lethal and mcmg - pinnacle

casino ladder match, castagnoli vs yuta vs penta vs fenix vs rush vs idolo vs martin vs joker - mjf if hes the joker, martin otherwise (i know thats the most ridiculous answer of them all but i want dante to win every match hes in. fuck you he deserves it. no it wouldn’t be good storytelling no it wouldn’t make sense and i don’t CARE i want him to win everything ever always) i need no one to mention kota ibushi to me that kind of hope will make a guy cry it’s me i’m the guy

swerve in our glory vs acclaimed - acclaimed

starks vs hobbs - starks

elite vs dark order - happy either way

mox vs punk - uncertain either way. i want to have a cm punk title reign bc im a disgusting punk stannie but also the best way for him to turn heel is to lose. BUUUTTTTT if we’re going through his past, he can definitely turn heel after winning too. honestly i just want him to be a bitch. it all depends on how they build on the match afterwards tbh

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AEW Tag Team Championship.

👍Good Points:

This was most definitely a great send of for Sting,i was expecting a quick 5 minute match.

This was great storytelling.

👎Bad Points:

Most definitely the glass spot Darby Allin took,he put the fans in danger.

To many kicking out of finishers.

I give it a rating of gold.

AEW Revolution 2024 notes

1.     Bang Ban Scissor Gang vs Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, Willie Mack, Satnam Singh and Private Party, match you would have seen on Rampage but The Acclaimed and Bullet Club Gold gel well.

2.     Kris Statlander/Willow Nightingale with Malcolm Bevins vs Julia Hart and Sky Blue, fun tag match which could continue to plant seeds in either Statlander or Nightingale betraying one another to side with Bevins.

3.     TNT Championship match Christian Cage vs Daniel Garcia, good opening with an impressive performance by Garcia but would have been better if both Christian and Garcia didn’t get injured during it.

4.     Triple Crown Championship match Eddie Kingston vs Bryan Danielson, one of my favourite matches of the night showed that Kingston had proven his worth to his peers in Danielson, Claudio and Mox and isn’t a bum.

5.     No.1 Contender Scramble, seeing Wardlow, Archer, Hobbs and Cage try to shove each other while the crowd chants meat was fun, it didn’t work with the non-body builder wrestlers, Dante Martin botched a few dives didn’t help either, but the right man won.

6.     AEW International Championship Match Orange Cassidy vs Roderick Strong, Cassidy held his own in a good match but Strong was too much, looking forward to what happens with the returning Kyle O’Reilly.

7.     Blackpool Combat Club (Mox and Claudio) vs FTR (Cash and Dax), AEW continues to deliver great tag team wrestling with this banger match, was going with FTR but it looking like Mox and Claudio will be the next AEW Tag Team Champions.

8.     AEW Womens Championship Match Toni Storm vs Deona Parazo. Great technical match, but was hoping for a Jamie Hayter return, hope Storm gets a long reign.

 

9.     Will Osprey vs Konosuke Takeshita, only way to describe it is an early contender for match of the year plus match of the whole PLE

10. Triple Threat AEW World Championship Match Samoa Joe vs Hangman Adam Page vs Swerve Strickland, was the right call for Joe to retain as it was too soon to put it on Swerve, Hangman was the right call to take a pin, all three men blended together and hoping to see more Swerve vs Hangman.

11. World Tag Team Championship Match Darby Alin and Sting vs Young Bucks, Sting went out with a bang in a fun last match, the opening will make you sad knowing it’s his last match, Darby Alin had some fun scary spots and the addition of Flair and Steamboat did more to get heat on the Bucks with their attacks, Sting winning gives the fans leaving with a smile on their face and to be thankful for the great memories he left.

Overall:  Early ppv of the year contender with more good than bad and satisfying ending to a legends career, rating Gold.

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AEW DYNAMITE - Episode 81

(top left) Mox and Eddie Kingston take aim at the Elite

(top right) Hikaru Shida defends the AEW Women’s World Championship against Tay Conti

(bottom left) Britt Baker declares herself the new #1 contender to the AEW Women’s World Championship

(bottom right) Darby Allin defends the AEW TNT Championship against Jungle Boy

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Full Gear Predictions

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Best Friends vs The Factory. How many times I gotta say I'm not rooting for that man QT. Besties for the win.

Eddie Kingston vs Jun Akiyama. I'm here for a damn good time ok. Either winner will please me

Ricky Starks vs Brian Cage. Ricky Starks next question.

MAIN SHOW

Chris Jericho vs Bryan Danielson vs Claudio Castagnoli vs Sammy Guevara. First off it's diabolical I keep having to see Bryan wrestle Jericho and Sammy on aew television. With that being said if Bryan loses another ppv match I'm going to move into a cave and never talk to anyone again.

Wardlow vs Samoa Joe vs Powerhouse Hobbs. Bitch big beefy men slapping meat that's what I want and that's what I will be seeing. Fuck the result, I'm here for the tiddies.

Jeff Jarrett and Jay Lethal vs Sting and Darby Allin. It's really nice of TK to give me a 20 minute intermission like I know I'm going to be an anxious mess waiting for the Elite or completely ruined from the Elite match so this is just so sweet of TK to give me an intermission!!!!

Jade Cargill vs Nyla Rose. I've predicted this to be one of my favorites. I want to see murder mommy Jade go absolutely feral, but I want Nyla to come out with the win. My original pick to dethrone Jade was Kris Stat, but as there has been no news on her recovery, I'll take Nyla for the win. Nyla and Stat can run it back at I don't know, Revolution this time for the TBS title.

Elite vs Death Triangle. Welcome home my loves!!! I want to see pure disastrous fashion, I want you to be loud, flashy, annoying and obnoxious upon your return. I hope you lose tho, love you ❤️❤️ !!!

Toni Storm vs Jamie Hayter. Jamie deserves this win and her first feud should be Britt to finally solidify herself against Britt and Rebel. If Toni retains its for the simple fact that they want to pick up with Toni vs Thunder once she returns, which is fine, but Jamie really does deserve this win.

Jungle Boy vs Luchasaurus. Here for the violence, here for all of the violence. I want to see them go at it, I want to feel like I'm watching jurassic park.

Britt Baker vs Saraya. I know Britt will take care of Saraya, which does calm my nerves a little, but I am wishing Saraya all the best vibes and luck during this match. I'm rooting for a good healthy safe match for both women!

The Acclaimed vs Swerve In Our Glory. Swerve goes feral and ends up costing Keith the match, which can hopefully give me the Swerve vs Keith feud I've been craving. Billy's hands magical heal so he can scissor his boys and the crowd can sing my favorite song.

Jon Moxley vs MJF. Max is winning and it is a well deserved win, I always pictured Max as champ after Hangman's reign. There was lots of obstacles to this, but Max will finally be champ and thats all that matters. Mox has been on another level this year and I'm giving him all his flowers, but as much as I love champ Mox he doesn't need this win. He also deserves a long vacation with his girls!

#if you haven't already noticed I'm doing great today #no really I'm stellar I'm totally not dying on the inside #I'm going to be so burnt out on sunday from all my feelings #soph are you okay?? no i'm clearly unwell the fuck #aew full gear #aew #aew lb #soph predicts