#my hot theory is that griffin made dillon bc the boys said urchin was becoming really helpful. had to take em down a notch

[terezis]

haven’t been able to stop thinking about urchin and his good friend dillon actually

Griffin (as Kodira): Oh - oh fuck no. I'm coming, I am coming with y'all this time. Travis (as Devo): So we're leaving... Justin: Ah... there, there - I know who's gonna be the capi-tan. (As Amber) Urcho? What d'you think, bud? Clint: Oh, field promotion! Amber: You're gettin' the call up! Griffin (as Urchin): Yeah, man, we can take care of it! Devo: Wait, who's we?   Amber: We? (wheezes) Sorry - have you adopted the royal, sorta, pronoun, or...? Devo: The captain's "we?" Urchin: Nah, me - me and Dillon can handle it. Devo: Who's Dillon?! Amber: Sorry? Griffin: Um, from - from deeper in the ship, the door to the bridge opens up, and you all see... just this skeezy wastoid of a dude walk in, is like, "Hey what's up? What's goin' on?" Amber: Sorry, who are you?! Devo: Who is Dillon?! Urchin: This is my friend Dillon. (Justin and Clint laugh) Devo: Urchin, you brought a friend? Justin: This is simultaneously extremely surprising, and not surprising, that Urchin has just like a wastoid, skeevy friend. (Laughter) Griffin (as Dillon): What'ddya need? You need someone to drive it? Amber and Devo: No! Amber: Dillon! No - what the fuck?! Urchin: Wha - Urch, Urchin can't have friends?! Amber: Yeah, but like, how did he come over?! Urchin: I invited him, for sleepover. Devo (over Justin's laughter): You have to ask us first! You have to ask us! Urchin: You didn't ask me to bring this fuckin' cop on board. Devo: We are, we are senior officers, Urchin! Urchin: I mean, but it seems like you need some - Amber: Alright, you shut - hey. You shut up for a second. Urchin: That's fair. Amber: Dillion. Dillon: Yo. Amber, wheezing: D'you - have you ever - do you have any experience piloting a watercraft? Dillon: I mean, I was a... I was a lieutenant with the Ironwels for a minute, but like, it wasn't me... Devo: Wait, really? Dillon: Yeah, it wasn't - that wasn't me, though. You know? Amber: But it was you? Dillon: I mean, yeah, in another life. Amber: Okay. That's all. Thank you. That's all - that's all I needed to hear. Alright. I think they got it! (Laughing) I trust - I trust - I got a good read on people, except for when I'm wrong, and I got a real good vibe on Dillon.

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