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bluecarelesswhisper · 3 years

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TOP 100 FEMALE SOLO SINGERS OF THE '50S AND '60S

Patti Page - All My Love, The Tennessee Waltz, Mockin' Bird Hill, I Went to Your Wedding, The Doggie in the Window, Cross Over the Bridge, Allegheny Moon, Old Cape Cod; Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte

Connie Francis - Who's Sorry Now, My Happiness, Lipstick on Your Collar, Everybody's Somebody's Fool, My Heart Has a Mind of its Own, Where the Boys Are, Don't Break the Heart That Loves You

Brenda Lee - Sweet Nothin's, I'm Sorry, I Want to Be Wanted, Fool #1, Break it to Me Gently, All Alone Am I

Kay Starr - Wheel of Fortune, Side By Side, Changing Partners, If You Love Me (Really Love Me), Rock and Roll Waltz

Doris Day - A Guy is a Guy, Secret Love, If I Give My Heart to You; Whatever Will Be, Will Be (Que Sera, Sera); Everybody Loves a Lover

Dionne Warwick - Anyone Who Had a Heart, Walk on By, I Say a Little Prayer, (Theme from) Valley of the Dolls, I'll Never Fall in Love Again

Aretha Franklin - I Never Loved a Man (The Way I Love You), Respect, Baby I Love You, Chain of Fools, The House That Jack Built

Teresa Brewer - Music! Music! Music!, Till I Waltz Again With You, Ricochet, A Tear Fell, A Sweet Old Fashioned Girl

Jo Stafford - Shrimp Boats, You Belong to Me, Jambalaya, Keep it a Secret, Make Love to Me!

Rosemary Clooney - Come On-a My House, Half as Much, Botch-A-Me, Hey There, This Ole House

Joni James - Why Don't You Believe Me, Have You Heard, Your Cheatin' Heart; My Love, My Love; How Important Can it Be?

Petula Clark - Downtown, I Know a Place, My Love, This is My Song, Don't Sleep in the Subway

Dinah Washington - I Don't Hurt Anymore, What a Diff'rence a Day Makes, Unforgettable, This Bitter Earth

Mary Wells - The One Who Really Loves You, You Beat Me to the Punch, Two Lovers, My Guy

Georgia Gibbs - Kiss of Fire, Seven Lonely Days, Tweedle Dee, Dance With Me Henry (Wallflower)

Lesley Gore - It's My Party, Judy's Turn to Cry, She's a Fool, You Don't Own Me

Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made For Walkin'; How Does That Grab You, Darlin'?; Sugar Town, Love Eyes

Sarah Vaughan - Make Yourself Comfortable, How Important Can it Be?, Whatever Lola Wants, Broken-Hearted Melody

Dusty Springfield - I Only Want to Be With You, Wishin' and Hopin', You Don't Have to Say You Love Me, Son-Of-A Preacher Man

Ruth Brown - Teardrops From My Eyes, 5-10-15 Hours, (Mama) He Treats Your Daughter Mean, Oh What a Dream

Kitty Wells - It Wasn't God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels, Makin' Believe, Searching (For Someone Like You), Heartbreak U.S.A.

Etta James - The Wallflower, All I Could Do Was Cry, At Last, Tell Mama

LaVern Baker - Tweedlee Dee, Play it Fair, Jim Dandy, I Cried a Tear

Gale Storm - I Hear You Knocking, Teen Age Prayer, Dark Moon

Dinah Shore - My Heart Cries For You, Sweet Violets, Chantz-Chantez

Jaye P. Morgan - That's All I Want From You, Danger! Heartbreak Ahead, The Longest Walk

Eydie Gorme - Mama, Teach Me to Dance; You Need Hands, Blame it on the Bossa Nova

Carla Thomas - Gee Whiz (Look at His Eyes), B-A-B-Y, I Like What You're Doing (To Me)

Patsy Cline - Walkin' After Midnight, I Fall to Pieces, Crazy

Peggy Lee - Lover, Fever, Is That All There Is

Dee Dee Sharp - Mashed Potato Time, Gravy (For My Mashed Potatoes), Ride!

Kitty Kallen - Little Things Mean a Lot, In the Chapel in the Moonlight, My Coloring Book

Annette - Tall Paul, O Dio Mio, Pineapple Princess

Cher - All I Really Want to Do, Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down), You Better Sit Down Kids

Barbra Streisand - People, He Touched Me, Second Hand Rose

Linda Scott - I've Told Every Little Star, Don't Bet Money Honey, I Don't Know Why

Connie Smith - Once a Day, Ain't Had No Lovin', The Hurtin's All Over

Barbara Lewis - Hello Stranger, Baby I'm Yours, Make Me Your Baby

Anita Bryant - Till There Was You, Paper Roses, In My Little Corner of the World

Skeeter Davis - My Last Date (With You), The End of the World, I Can't Stay Mad at You

Sue Thompson - Sad Movies (Make Me Cry), Norman, Paper Tiger

Della Reese - And That Reminds Me, Don't You Know, Not One Minute More

Loretta Lynn - Don't Come Home A-Drinkin' (With Lovin' on Your Mind), Fist City, Woman of the World (Leave My World Alone)

Betty Everett - You're No Good, The Shoop Shoop Song, There Comes a Time

Jackie DeShannon - What the World Needs Now is Love, Put a Little Love in Your Heart, Love Will Find a Way

Timi Yuro - Hurt, What's a Matter Baby, Make the World Go Away

Debbie Reynolds - Tammy, A Very Special Love, Am I That Easy to Forget

Gogi Grant - Suddenly There's a Valley, Who Are We, The Wayward Wind

Maxine Brown - All in My Mind, Funny, Oh No Not My Baby

Betty Johnson - I Dreamed, Little White Lies, The Little Blue Man

Jean Shepard - A Satisfied Mind, Beautiful Lies, Second Fiddle (To An Old Guitar)

Shirley Ellis - The Nitty Gitty, The Name Game, The Clapping Song

Little Eva - The Loco-Motion, Keep Your Hands Off My Baby, Let's Turkey Trot

Vera Lynn - Auf Wiederseh'n Sweetheart, Yours, If You Love Me (Really Love Me)

Eartha Kitt - C'est Si Bon, Santa Baby, Somebody Bad Stole De Wedding Bell

Lulu - To Sir With Love, Best of Both Worlds, Morning Dew

June Valli - Crying in the Chapel, I Understand, Apple Green

Connie Stevens - Sixteen Reasons, Why'd You Wanna Make Me Cry, Mr. Songwriter

Jane Morgan - Fascination, The Day the Rains Came, With Open Arms

Nancy Wilson - (You Don't Know) How Glad I Am, I Wanna Be With You; Face it Girl, it's Over

Esther Phillips - Release Me, And I Love Him, When a Woman Loves a Man

Vikki Carr - It Must Be Him, The Lesson, With Pen in Hand

Little Peggy March - I Will Follow Him, I Wish I Were a Princess; Hello Heartache, Goodbye Love

Mindy Carson - Candy and Cake, My Foolish Heart, Wake the Town and Tell the People

Sandy Posey - Born a Woman, Single Girl, I Take it Back

Bobbie Gentry - Ode to Billie Joe, Fancy

Brenda Holloway - Every Little Bit Hurts, When I'm Gone

Eileen Rodgers - Miracle of Love, Treasure of Your Love

Barbara Lynn - You'll Lose a Good Thing, Second Fiddle Girl

Dottie West - Here Comes My Baby, Would You Hold it Against Me

Baby Washington - That's How Heartaches Are Made, Only Those in Love

Kathy Linden - Billy; Goodbye Jimmy, Goodbye

Cathy Carr - Ivory Tower, First Anniversary

Fontella Bass - Rescue Me, Recovery

Barbara Mason - Yes, I'm Ready; Sad, Sad Girl

Marianne Faithfull - As Tears Go By, Summer Nights

Shelley Fabares - Johnny Angel, Johnny Loves Me

Wanda Jackson - Let's Have a Party, In the Middle of a Heartache

Tammy Wynette - D-I-V-O-R-C-E, Stand By Your Man

Mama Cass - Dream a Little Dream of Me, It's Getting Better

Faye Adams - Shake a Hand, Hurts Me to My Heart

Jill Corey - I Love My Baby, Love Me to Pieces

Dodie Stevens - Pink Shoe Laces, No

Bettye Swann - Make Me Yours, Don't Touch Me

Jan Howard - Evil on Your Mind, Bad Seed

Nina Simone - I Loves You, Porgy; Ain't Got No; I Got Life

Norma Jean - Go Cat Go, I Wouldn't Buy a Used Car From Him

Miss Toni Fisher - The Big Hurt, West of the Wall

Damita Jo - I'll Be There, If You Go Away

Patty Duke - Don't Just Stand There, Say Something Funny

Bonnie Guitar - Dark Moon, Mister Fire Eyes

Gloria Lynne - I Wish You Love, Watermelon Man

Jody Miller - Queen of the House, Home of the Brave

Gisele MacKenzie - Hard to Get, The Star You Wished Upon Last Night

Betty Madigan - Joey, Dance Everyone Dance

Ketty Lester - Love Letters, But Not For Me

Barbara George - I Know (You Don't Love Me No More), You Talk About Love

Joanie Sommers - One Boy, Johnny Get Angry

Irma Thomas - Don't Mess With My Man, Wish Someone Would Care

Diane Renay - Navy Blue, Kiss Me Sailor

#50s #60s #music

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helenarlett-rex · 5 years

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When You Wake A Dragon…

By Helen Arlet

“Come out dragon! Your crimes will go unpunished no longer!”

Aldry, Lady of the Red, lifted her head from the pile of gold she had been using as a pillow and blinked the sleep out of her eyes. Was that another adventurer? What time was it? It was too early for this shit… And why did they always feel the need to announce themselves before they attacked like that? Were they stupid or something? She had been asleep. If they would have kept their stupid mouths shut and snuck in all quiet like they probably could have gotten a few hits in before she woke up.

Let’s be honest… It wouldn’t have killed her, but it would have at least given them a small advantage. But instead they come in shouting like a bunch of self-righteous idiots and tip her off to the fact that they are there. To say nothing about waking her up at such an ungodly hour and pissing her off… Oh well… Better go see that they want.

Pushing herself up onto all fours, Aldry lumbered groggily through her cave out to the entrance where she found a well-rounded group waiting for her. There was a fighter, a paladin, a wizard, a cleric, a ranger, and a shifty looking fellow who was probably a rogue. Aldry sighed heavily as she looked down at them from the cave entrance.

“What do you want? I was trying to sleep…”

“We have come to rescue the Princess Minerva!” the paladin announced loudly. Aldry winced. His voice hurt her ears.

“Who?” she asked giving the man a slightly confused and very annoyed look.

“The Princess Minerva!” the paladin repeated as if it should have been obvious. “The princess you kidnapped from the castle not a fortnight ago!”

“We have traveled a great distance and been through many hardships to get her,” the fighter added. “I have wet my blades with the blood of many enemies in preparation for this moment.”

“Indeed,” the paladin nodded. “And now your time has come, dragon! The Princess will be freed this day!”

“Oh…” Aldry said, idly scratching her head. “Yeah… I already ate her…”

“What?!” the paladin shouted in shock. “Garbunkel! This beast must be speaking in some strange tongue I do not understand. Translate for me!”

The wizard nodded as he stepped forward, stroking his long beard. “Alright dragon… We’re here for the princess. Where is she?”

“I ate her…” Aldry repeated, even less amused now than she already was.

The wizard, Garbunkel, nodded and looked back over his shoulder at the paladin. “She says she ate her.”

“What do you mean, she ate her?!” the paladin asked in disbelief.

Garbunkel looked back up at Aldry. “What do you mean, you ate her?”

“I mean I put her in my mouth and swallowed,” Aldry answered.

“She put the Princess in her mouth and swallowed,” Garbunkel informed the paladin.

“Well… where did she go after that?” the paladin asked.

“Into my stomach,” Aldry answered, rolling her eyes.

“Now, now, dragon… Let me do the translating here…” Garbunkel said holding up a hand to stop her. “Where did she go after you swallowed her?”

“In my stomach…” Aldry repeated in an annoyed growl.

“She says the princess went into her stomach,” Garbunkel relayed to the others.

“What…? You mean like… as if she ate her?” the paladin asked, his mouth hanging open.

“We are all speaking the same language here, aren’t we?” Aldry asked. She was pretty sure she was speaking in common, but this whole conversation was starting to confuse her.

Garbunkel held up a hand to stop her again. “Do you mean to tell me that you ate the Princess?”

“That’s what I said,” Aldry nodded.

“Yep, that’s what she said,” Garbunkel nodded back to the rest of his party.

“Well… why on earth did she do that?!” the paladin asked almost in an outrage now.

“Alright dragon… Why’d you eat her?” Garbunkel asked.

“Uhh… What was I supposed to do with her?” Aldry asked with a half laugh. “Sit around holding her captive while I waited for someone to come rescue her?”

“Well, yes… That is how it’s generally done,” Garbunkel nodded.

“That’s stupid,” Aldry snorted. “I took her to eat her. So I ate her. There’s no point in waiting…”

“What’s she saying?” the fighter demanded.

“She says she didn’t see any point in waiting for us to come rescue her, so she ate the Princess right away,” Garbunkel answered.

“What?! Doesn’t this dragon understand how things are supposed to be done?!” the paladin asked in true outrage now.

“Apparently not,” Garbunkel answered.

The ranger sighed and shook her head. “This is what happens when you are dealing with amateurs…”

“In my days, a dragon wouldn’t even think of eating a princess until at least three parties had failed to rescue her,” the cleric mused and the rogue nodded in agreement.

“Okay, okay, hold on everyone…” the paladin said, holding out both hands. “Let’s not lose our cool… Garbunkel, ask her where the Princess is now.”

The wizard nodded. “Alright dragon… Where’s the Princess at now?”

“Uhh… I ate her like, two weeks ago… So I would assume I’ve already shit her out. I mean, she wasn’t exactly a big meal…” Aldry answered. “Although she was pretty tasty…”

“Mmm…” Garbunkel said twisting his lips into a frown then looked back at his party. “I’m afraid the dragon has already shit her out.”

“You mean the Princess is in the dragon’s shit?” the paladin asked with wide eyes.

“Hurry everyone! We have to find the dragon’s shit pile and get the Princess out of there!” the fighter shouted.

“No, no…” Garbunkel said raising a hand to stop them. “I don’t think she means that the Princess is in her shit. I think she means that the Princess is her shit.”

“Well… are you sure?” the paladin asked.

The wizard turned back around to ask Aldry but before he could say anything she quickly cut him off by saying, “Yes, Garbunkel… I mean that the Princess is my shit. I swallowed her, she went into my stomach, I digested her, and turned her into shit… Jesus Christ, you are all the stupidest bunch of adventurers I have ever encountered…”

Garbunkel looked back over at his companions. “Yep, I’m sure. Although I didn’t quite understand that last bit. Her dialect is a bit odd… I think she may have been complementing us…”

“Oh for the love of… We’re all speaking the same language!” Aldry shouted as she scooped up the wizard in one hand and promptly tossed him into her mouth, swallowing him whole.

“The dragon is attacking!” the fighter shouted.

“Wait! She can’t make the first attack! We were all aware of her!” the rogue screamed.

“Someone tell this dragon to follow the rules of combat!” the ranger shouted as she started to notch an arrow.

“See here, dragon! You will respect the time honored traditions and wait your turn!” the paladin demanded, pointing his sword at her.

Aldry groaned and rolled her eyes again as she assessed the situation. The wizard was probably the biggest threat, but he was already gurgling in her stomach. She hadn’t eaten yet today so there was nothing else in there and her stomach acids would make short work of him. He wouldn’t even have enough time to get off one last spell before he was done for.

The next biggest threat was probably the rogue. They were unassuming, but Aldry had seen the kind of damage they could do if he managed to get behind her and launch a sneak attack. She wasn’t going to have any of that. So she quickly lunged at the man, snapped her jaws around him, tossed him up into the air, and held her mouth open as the screaming man fell into her waiting gullet.

Normally she would go for the paladin or the cleric next, but that ranger was an elven woman. Aldry didn’t trust elves. They occasionally did things she wouldn’t have expected. And the others were all still too stunned by her blatant disregard for their rules of combat to act. So she quickly scooped the elf up in one hand and held her in a tight grip. But before she could do anything more with the woman, the fighter snapped out of it and was slashing at her leg with an axe.

Okay… that hurt… a little… Aldry was not happy about that. She quickly used a single finger to flick the axe out of his hands and growled down at him with narrowed eyes.

“Hey! You can’t do that! That’s against the rules!” the fighter shouted angrily.

“Oh yeah? How’s this for rules?” Aldry asked as she grabbed the man in her other hand then reached around behind herself and shoved him up her own asshole. She trembled a little at the sensation of him squirming and thrashing around in there. It had been a while since she’d had anal. It felt kind of nice…

“What kind of move was that?!” the paladin screamed. “You’re supposed to breathe fire! Slash with your claws! Bite at us! You don’t do… that!”

“This dragon is a heathen and a sodomite!” the cleric declared. “In the name of all that is holy under the eyes of our god I will smite you with the angelic wrath of-”

He didn’t get to finish whatever he was about to say before Aldry’s jaws snapped closed around him. She wasn’t going to waste any time letting him spout out some kind of prayer and call down holy fire from the heavens onto her head. Although she did take a moment to swish him around in her mouth and get a good taste of him before swallowing. She couldn’t help it. He was a dwarf. She hadn’t had dwarf in forever.

“So it’s just you and me then, dragon!” the paladin declared as he held his sword out in both hands. “You may have bested my companions, but in the memory of Garbunkel, Thelmond, Dustin, Cmenow, and Irma, I will strike you down here and now!”

“Hey! What do you mean in the memory of Irma?! I’m still alive here!” the elf shouted angrily from where she was still being held in Aldry’s hand.

“Yes… In the memory of all my fallen friends… poor, sweet Irma most of all… I will lay your reign of terror to rest this day,” the paladin nodded and took one hand away from his sword to wipe a nonexistent tear from his eye.

“God damn you Felix!” Irma shouted then looked up at Aldry. “Hey dragon, you got a name?”

“Aldry,” she answered.

Irma nodded. “Aldry… do me a favor and eat that glory hogging bastard already.”

“Gladly,” Aldry nodded.

Felix began his charge, screaming a triumphant battle cry as he rushed Aldry head on, his sword held out and ready to be plunged into Aldry’s scales… and Aldry just lowered her head to the cave floor and held her mouth open. The paladin saw this and his eyes widened in horror as he tried to stop himself, but by that point he had already built up too much momentum and all he managed to do was stumble and trip, falling face first onto Aldry’s tongue. As she began closing her mouth around him both women could still hear his screaming.

“Wait! I’m the hero! This isn’t how it works!”

Aldry swished the idiot around in her mouth, spit out his sword, and swallowed.

“Thanks for that,” Irma nodded.

“No problem,” Aldry nodded back. “So, uhh… You doing anything tonight?”

“Being digested, I would assume,” Irma shrugged.

“Nah… I just ate,” Aldry smiled. “How do you feel about interspecies sex? Live prey always makes me horny…”

“I’m not quite sure how that would work…” Irma admitted. “You are quite large…”

“Ever been shoved up a dragon’s snatch before?” Aldry asked with a blush.

A smile slowly crept across Irma’s face. “No… But I’d be interested in giving it a try.”

***

The group watched as the flirting of the two women at the other end of the table eventually led to them wrapped in each other’s arms, making out passionately.

“Did anyone know that Irene and Lisa were lesbians?” Harry asked, scratching his head confused.

“I’m pretty sure they aren’t…” Tom replied.

“I think they are now,” Richard nodded.

“This means we are going to have to find a new dungeon master,” Harry sighed. “You know how it is when the DM’s girlfriend is at the table. She always gets special treatment…”

“After that bullshit game, I think we need a new dungeon master regardless,” Larry grumbled unhappily. “Being shoved up a dragon’s ass is not an ability in the monster manual! Are you listening to me?! I should at least get to make a strength save to escape!”

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