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#nelson being bitchy to ayrton my beloved
1337wtfomgbbq · 2 years
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Nelson: *ranting about Ayrton in portuguese*
Elio: Sorry, my portuguese is a bit rusty... does 'foda-se ele' mean 'screw him' or 'shoot him'?
Nelson: Screw him.
Elio, kicks ground: Aw man😮‍💨
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1337wtfomgbbq · 2 years
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*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Nelson: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Ayrton: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Elio: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Alain: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Nelson: *flips the board*
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1337wtfomgbbq · 2 years
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Nigel: Did you have to stab him?
Elio: You weren’t there Nigel. You didn’t hear what he said to me!
Nigel: What did he say?
Elio: ‘What are you gonna do? Stab me?’
Nigel: ...
Nelson: I'm with Elio on this one, Nigel. He was clearly provoked🤷‍♂️
Nigel: 🙄🤦‍♂️
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1337wtfomgbbq · 2 years
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Elio: I have a problem.
Nelson: Kill it.
Alain: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
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1337wtfomgbbq · 2 years
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Elio: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Ayrton: I don't want your advice.
Elio: 😠
Elio: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
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