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trulytiredhermit · 11 months

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Your Reader AU has my brain going brrr...though im mostly focused on the crack-ish ones.

This gave me an idea (maybe for a fanfic ill wrote muuuuuch later!) like what if Reader is aware of the Links trying to court them and the second they realize that the Chain likes them romantically, they immediately go cold. What if Reader has a long, long history of bad experience with romance and they're just tired and deadeyed. And when they start noticing the Links going yandere, they just laugh, saying "oh look, something new this time!"

the chain try their best but they're just constantly confirming Reader's worst fears.

*Aw thank you!! And yes the crack-ish ones are the funniest, I love crack AUs lol.

But OOOOF

Hitting 'em where it hurts!

I just KNOW the Chain would take this hard! Because they would have needed to become close to Reader, spent precious time with them and perhaps even shared personal thoughts and fears over their time together.

And then Reader all of a sudden is giving them the cold shoulder and completely shuts down their advances?

Angst town my friend, angst town.

Like Reader just constantly friendzoning them and hoping they get the hint, or dropping off facts about how they have a few bad experiences with past lovers and hoping that gets the hint across.

What it actually does is make the Chain start a hate list with those exes on it in which they may or may not take action upon them.*

But I also think the Chain just wouldn't get it, like they would misread all of Reader's hints that they aren't interested as something else. Their minds just couldn't accept the fact that Reader couldn't be theirs.

Also tag me if you end up writing that fanfic!! I'd love to read it sometime, but no pressure!*

You thought they had finally gotten the hint.

Wild laughed merrily as he recounted a funny story about the time he had tricked a man out of his sand and snow boots, shoving another bowl of warm soup into your still warm hands from just finishing your first bowl.

You passed it back saying you were full already.

Thought they finally decided to back off and leave your friendships the way it was, as just friends.

Time paired you up with him again, giving a curt response about how the inn was short on rooms, sometimes it was that the group just needed to save rupees, and people needed to group up.

You told him you'd just room with Wind then since the young teen wanted to hear another story about your own teenage years full of youthful fun and mischief.

But no.

Sky and Four presented you with an earring they had made together: it was a metallic earing with a red feather hung off the end, crafted just so that the feather was long enough to lightly tickle you cheek and sometimes your neck from time to time.

You haven't worn it once.

They hadn't taken the hint. They've ignored the warning signs. Practically driven over them with a stampeding horse, or a Hinox.

Twilight wrapped his wolf pelt around your form for the tenth time today, reminding you of how cold it was and how he didn't want for you to get sick.

You shrugged it to Wind, reminding Twilight you were fine just like the other nine times he had tried giving you his pelt before.

Just what more did you have to do, what more signals did you need to give them for them to get the hint?!

Hyrule had been hovering over you like a frantic cucco all afternoon, constantly offering to heal you and making sure you were okay after your little trip from a branch on the dirt road.

Once again you showed him the small scratch you had gotten, the one that was already scabbing over, telling him that you were fine, and he should save his energy for an injury that mattered.

You didn't want to sit them all down, outright tell them that you knew what they were all doing and how you wanted it to just stop. So you gave little hints here and there about past relationships that ended not so nicely, about how you were a little wary of dating again.

Wars shooed away a stranger that couldn't get the hint you weren't interested in his advances, wrapping his strong arm around your waist and glaring at the poor sap.

Though your thanks died upon your tongue when the war hero kept his arm there even after the man had left only letting go after you had pried yourself away from his side.

But did they get the fact that you weren't interested with them either? No.

Legend scolded you again, demanding you hand over your favorite shirt that had been slightly damaged by a stray arrow from a bokoblin during a skirmish, so he could fix it up.

Begrudgingly you handed it over, also wanting it to be fixed since it was always so comfy to wear. But you kept an eye on Legend's progress with it and swooped the shirt up with a curt thankyou as soon as he was done with it.

You wouldn't fall for his lies about how he had messed up a stitch or that he wasn't done with the article of clothing like he had done the many other times before.

You knew they were heroes and that maybe they had gotten so used to fixing things or that they just had the sheer will to preserve through all of your shutdowns and mis-directions since they were apparently the bearers of the triforce of courage, but it was getting ridiculous now.

Perhaps you needed to have a straight talk with them, needed to tell them that you weren't interested and that you wanted to just remain friends with them.

After all it's not like you could just up and leave them, as if they would ever allow it. Hyrule, no matter which one you traveled across, was dangerous and you didn't exactly have the survival expertise to even make it a day on your own.

So you just had to deal with the group's antics with the slim hope that they would cool it down after you had a talk with them.

#trulytiredhermit #linked universe #yandere lu x reader #linked universe x reader #neutralvoiceartist #this was fun to write!! I just had to make a little thing to go with it because it made my brain conjure up a ton of situations lol

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skyward-floored · 8 months

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*seagull flies by and provides lavender and chamomile teas*

Ahhh tea!! Thank you kindly seagull <3

#answers from the floor #neutralvoiceartist

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technologyvoid · 1 year

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Did I corrupt wr0ng by accident.

It's possible

#it'll probably be fine #probably #answers❗#neutralvoiceartist #do you have any sort of nickname i can use for you?

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skyloftian-nutcase · 2 years

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I'm starting to think that the easiest way to bait you into hurting the LU boys is by luring you in with Fierce Dadity.

Yes

#you ask skye answers #lovely neutralvoiceartist #I love the Soft Dads #even if the boys have to suffer for it LOL #right now though I'm trying to write and I'm so freaking tired it isn't working T_T #fierce dadity

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gemglyph · 1 year

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When u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers

Mmm.. hmm.. Five Songs..

The Sky is a Neighborhood by Foo Fighters

Godhunter by Aviators

Goddess by Cepheid, Nonon

Lost by Fin

Devout by Roadkill Ghost Choir

#out of the apple box #hey it’s! neutralvoiceartist #by the way… these songs and the other songs listed are some that I listen to while writing Martyr (:

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olivethetreebitch · 1 year

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@sunny-flake @whatcouldpossiblyg0wr0ng @penpenpencil @black-cat-babe @merriclo @silvercaptain24 @neutralvoiceartist @bokettochild @swordsoffour @astral-catastrophe @cosmetichorror @endless---possibility @someluwriter @blarghyblergh

Sorry for the ping I had motivation

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silvercaptain24 · 11 months

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@nancyheart11 @whatcouldpossiblyg0wr0ng @luckybyrdrobyn @ghosty-crow @phantomdecibel @mothielad @gemglyph @neutralvoiceartist whoooooo am I missing ugh

#silver sings #the underworld #epic the musical #epic: the musical

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hermitdrabbles56 · 1 year

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You get sniffed…..

….

Approved 👍

*GASP*

Such a boopable snootle!!!

@whatcouldpossiblyg0wr0ng @technologyvoid @luckybyrdrobyn @nancyheart11 @neutralvoiceartist loo at da snoooot!!

#hermit responds!#crisis gremlin on the loose!!!

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spicy-outer-space · 1 year

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I made more of these!

Credit to @neutralvoiceartist for their tags inspiring the second design!

#art.void

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clenastia · 1 year

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@neutralvoiceartist

Poke

#Like this?#I've never scheduled before lol

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ginnyweatherby · 3 years

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putting this on it's own post because that thread was getting too long to keep RB'ing @neutralvoiceartist

*Rolls up sleeves* Alright, who is bashing Charlene, and why? I need names!!

I kid of course, I'm not intimidating at all but I do wonder how anyone could hate her? I've been pleasantly surprised that she's so well-received by the fandom, considering sometimes exes get a bad rap in media. Thankfully I've never come across any fics like that (btw, have you found any good Charlene fics? They're so few and far between I think I've read all the decent ones), but I have a feeling I know the crowd that is probably doing it.

I can see not being a fan per se, since she's not that important of a character, but I don't see any reason to hate her. She and Heinz are divorced, so it's not like she's in the way of any relationships or anything. She's a good mom, so I can't see bashing her for Vanessa's sake. Honestly, since she is such a minor role, she doesn't have many flaws - which in itself is possibly a flaw tbh. Sarcasm doesn't count as a flaw, I'm sorry but it just does not, since nearly everyone in the show is sarcastic.

As evidenced by her 2nd Dimension counterpart, Charlene is capable of a lot. She's one of the few people who can match Heinz's dramatics when she wants to. It's a good thing Vanessa's not evil, because imagine what she'd be capable of given those genes.

Charlene is nice, she's funny, she's sassy, she's rich. She is a lot of things, but she isn't dislikable.

I mean, look at this cutie: