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spiderziege · 6 months
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For your drawing recs!
Etho MrSlab
Scar? I’d like to see your take on him with a wheelchair if you’d be down to draw that. Would look neat in your style. :)
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fiercyy · 7 years
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Till Death Chapter 1/?
Co-authored by @holyfuckabear
This fic began as a bitchfest between me and B. It morphed into an actual story, with plot, characters and world building. Go figure. With only mild disrespect to Kubo’s vision, we present a reimagining of Bleach.
@ichirukimonth for the prompt Agent of the Shinigami + Soul Society Arc: Chapter/Episode Tag
Summary: Seventeen-year-old Ichigo Kurosaki has become a superhero overnight. This entails a lot more oversight than he was lead to believe there would be. Is this his life now? Being stalked by some tiny woman, hellbent on bossing him around?
(For the record: yes.)
 A canon rewrite fic.
AO3
Spring is supposed to be a time for new beginnings. Plants peak out of the earth, cherry blossoms fall, a new school year begins and it rains every other goddamn day.
Seventeen-year-old Ichigo Kurosaki hates the rain. It makes his skin itch and his hands clammy. The worst days of his life are tied to drenched shoulders and tears mixing with rainwater. When it rains, more than one kind of ghost comes out to roam. And ghosts have a way of finding Ichigo.
Ichigo is about to learn a little more about the world. From here on out, everything changes. But for today, he feels...
Amazing. It’s the only word to describe it. There is a rhythm to fighting that Rukia cannot replicate in melody. She hums as she attacks. Her legs step to an unheard beat as she flies to and fro, perplexing the dumb creature. It roars and her heart does an internal aria.
Rukia has always been meant to do this. Most days she thinks it’s the only thing she does well. Hollow, merely a whisper in the wind now, she turns to the frightened spirit crouching by the mailbox and thinks, well, maybe not the only thing.
She is not a nurturing woman by nature, but she does what she can to soothe him. Rukia likes the feeling of heavy hands on her head, fingers ruffling her hair, memories of a bygone age. So, she does this for the child-spirit. He seems to take comfort before she releases him to the next life. She hopes that he will not be hungry. She wishes him weakness. Rukia looks up and around her when it’s done. The humans mill around, none the wiser for having narrowly escaped a soul-sucking death. For a moment, she thinks she makes eye-contact with a bearded man in a white coat and quickly realizes that she imagined it. His eyes skip over her and he continues his stroll down the street She has been in Karakura for a week. It isn’t loneliness per se but she feels distinctly invisible. Her voice has started to hoarse from disuse. That’s why she started singing to herself as she fights. No one can hear her anyway, who would mind?
“Ichigo.”
Ichigo squints as he stares into the sun. “What are you looking at?” asks Tatsuki, around a mouthful of kebab. He blinks to adjust his eyes and shakes his head, trying to shake off the strange feeling of being watched. “Nothing.” There was no black butterfly on the horizon. There was no one atop the telephone pole. He’s just tired. That’s what he tells himself.
Ichigo tells himself a lot of things. Especially these days.
That is to say, it looks like he’s talking to himself. Like. All the time.
What he’s really doing is chatting with the weird old cat lady spirit who refuses to leave until the last of her cats are adopted from the pound. Despite the fact that they ate her corpse. He knows this detail because she tells him every time he passes the shelter.
Sometimes it’s not Mrs. Hojou, but Mina, who is creepily keeping her eye on her ex, who moved on too quickly for her tastes.
More often than not it’s Mr. Agano. Ichigo doesn’t know what his deal is but he seems lonely and spends every Tuesday following him around. He learns very quickly to schedule things that require concentration on any other day.
Ichigo works his life around the drifting strangers who can’t seem to leave him alone.
This is how he notices that something is amiss.
He spends next Tuesday alone.
Raito, the teenaged boy who lives beside the river is gone too.
The ghosts of Karakura Town have slowly begun to disappear.
It takes him weeks to realize why.
Someone is singing. It’s a song that’s been playing on every radio lately and god is he sick of it. Whoever it is, she’s basically screaming it between grunts.
Ichigo rounds the corner and sees her. And it.
Holy shit.
A fucking monster the size of a city block is snapping its jaws at the ghost who he brings flowers to. The white of its mask is stark against the clear blue sky. Its black leathery body moves with speed that belies its size.
Between Ichigo and the beast is a girl.
She leaps out of the way just in time to avoid the monster’s fist come down and leave a crater in the ground. She does a backflip over it, draws her sword and HOLY SHIT DID SHE JUST FUCKING FLY?
Wait. Stop. Rewind.
This is the moment that Ichigo Kurosaki’s life changes forever.
Rukia Kuchiki is 4”10, pale as seafoam and as deadly as anything he’s ever seen. And she is singing about love and bunnies at the top of her freaking lungs.
This is fate, but he doesn’t know that yet.
With a slice of her katana (?!?!?) the thing is neutralized. She is still singing.
Ichigo is mildly aware that he is gaping. He looks around to see if anyone’s around, if anyone else is staring. There are, but none of them have so much as fliched. Well, he supposes that he’s used to seeing things at this point.
It is in this moment that Rukia looks up and the tune ends. Her brows furrow as if squinting into the distance. Their eyes meet and Ichigo remains frozen in place. She opens her mouth as if to say something but a roar cuts through the air.
And then she’s gone, as if blurring out of existence.
Huh.
That. was. weird.
Ichigo arrives home to a kick in the face. Literally.
“Where the hell have you been?!” His father demands, putting him in a headlock.
“I ran into some ghosts okay? What the hell was I supposed to do?!”
“Oh, so it’s the ghosts’ faults huh? I bet it’s a ghost’s fault that your room is a mess, huh?”
While they shout each other down, the two girls at the table sigh simultaneously. Karin, the younger one, spoons more rice into her bowl and pretends she can’t hear them. Karin pretends that she can’t hear a lot of things.
“You’ve got another one Ichigo,” she mutters.
“Huh?” an older gentleman appears over Ichigo’s shoulder. “When the hell did you get here?” He tries to wave him away. He’s done with spirits for the day, thank you very much.
“I wish I could see spirits,” sighs Yuzu, “I mean, I can feel them sometimes but-”
Karin is kind of glad she cant. “I’m not even sure they exist.”
“How can that be? Can’t you see them too?”
“I’m in permanent denial. Just because I can see them, doesn’t mean I believe in them.”
Here’s the thing about breaking and entering. It doesn’t count unless someone sees you.
And no one in Karakura Town can see her.
Rukia has developed a kind of selective hearing. She moves through the world of the living while ignoring the living. In the beginning, she’d look up if it sounded like someone was talking to her, but no one ever was. Slowly it got easier to tune it all out.
It’s been peaceful. The 13th division is so loud. And it’s a different kind of quiet than the Kuchiki mansion.
So when she walks through the wall and lands in the middle of a bedroom that smells like dirty socks and cologne, the last thing she expects is to literally have her ass kicked.
“How strange. You look normal, but you must be defective in some way,” she remarks while examining him like a specimen on a slab in Squad 12.
“I’ll show you defective!”
Rukia tries, she really does. Humans are very strange and this one is not very receptive to simple explanations. Are they all slow, or is it just this one?
And then he touches her hair and ohhhhh was that a mistake.
“Bakudo #1, SAI!”
“What the hell did you do to me?!”
“Don’t struggle, it’ll make it worse. I might appear young to you but I have lived nearly 10 of your lifetimes. I would kill you on the spot if it weren’t against my orders,” a lie, but on some level she thought it might be fun to rattle this one. “Now shut up, you little brat.”
It’s only after she brings the hilt of her sword down on the wayward spirit that she realizes she’d scared the human. She feels bad for a moment but presses on.
“Now, for why I’m here. I’ll explain using small words.”
And maybe some informative drawings.
So you know those days, that change your whole life?
Ichigo Kurosaki is having one of those days; a terrible one.
His hands are free from the kidou but he’s still helpless. Yuzu is unconscious in the house somewhere, Karin is unmoving in his arms and this tiny woman who sings bad pop songs while she fights is dodging around the grappling fists of what she calls a hollow.
The hollow had said that it wanted his soul. It was looking for him, all this time. He brought flowers to a ghost and that made her a target. This thing has been following him all this time, but why?
The same reason it took Karin but not Yuzu; they can see it. Something deep inside them calls out to these creatures. Like a dinner bell.
The hollow grazes the shinigami’s side just as she gets what looks like a critical hit. She skids across the street as she falls.
Intellectually, Ichigo has seen what she can do. She might as well leap tall buildings in a single bound. But she’s so small, and every instinct he has tells him that makes her someone he should be protecting.
Ichigo glances around for a weapon. To his right there’s a folding chair from the clinic. He picks it up and darts over to the beast. Maybe he can distract it, maybe he can help.
He knows he can’t, but maybe if it takes him it’ll leave his sisters alone. “HEY!” he shouts, “You want me? Come and get me!”
The hollow obliges.
So does Rukia, although, less happily.
She disappears from behind the creature and reappears in front of him, just in time for the monster’s jaws to clamp around her and her sword, instead of him.
“You idiot!” she shouts in pain.
He feels blood on his face. He doesn’t know why he’s thinking about this, but it’s surprisingly warm. He didn’t think a goddess would bleed.
With a surge of strength, the girl shoves the hollow back. It has a large crack down the center of its bone white face. She clutches at her wound and crawls to lean against the crumbling wall of the clinic.
“Oh I am going to kill you when this is over,” she promises with a wet laugh.
“Go ahead and try,” he jokes. He’s trying to stop the bleeding but his hands aren’t big enough.
The hollow looms.
Her sword clatters to the floor beside her. Ichigo dives to pick it up. His right-hand wraps around the grip. It’s surprisingly cold. It chills him to his bones. He tries to lift it up to defend them from the advancing monster but it’s too heavy. He physically cannot budge it and the more he tries, the colder the sword becomes; until it burns.
“Ichigo, do you want to save your family?”
As she says his name, he realizes that he doesn’t know hers.
“Shinigami-”
“Rukia, my name is Rukia,” she sighs and looks at the hollow, still trying to recover. “Will you do whatever it takes?”
“I’d do anything.”
“Then you’re going to have to trust me. I’m sorry.”
And then.
And then.
The pain radiates out from his chest, into every nerve ending. But it’s the sweet kind of pain that builds to a crescendo and releases with a breath.
Black robes swirl around him. In his hands is a sword.
Somehow he knows exactly what to do.
In the morning he wonders if he dreamed the whole thing.
But then she appears in homeroom.
His classmates’ chatter turns into a faint buzzing in his ears as he looks down at her. Her voice is saccharine, she bats impossibly thick eyelashes. With her slight form and girlish voice, she looks harmless, introducing herself to the boys using outdated and formal Japanese.
The illusion is shattered by a glance at the palm she’s held out to him. Smeared already, black ink spells out:
‘Make a scene and you’re dead :)’
Charming.
His lips form around the word, “You.”
Her smile is sinister.
Notes:
Here is a list of some changes you can expect from this reboot:
Rewriting the rules of the universe so they’re consistent and make sense.
Ichiruki
Ichigo’s family backstory is different
Aging up the characters a little, they’re now 17 at the beginning of the series.
The gang’s dynamics are going to change and include Tatsuki
Speaking of Tatsuki, the characters who really should have had some spotlight are going to get some.
We’re culling the cast of thousands so it’s manageable.
Stakes
By this we mean rising action, realistic powerups, and escalation that does not get out of control.
Rukia gets the goddamn arc she deserves.
Reducing the length of and amount of fight sequences.
Soul Society is basically completely different, don’t worry Ichigo will be the layman and Rukia, your exposition fairy. JUST LIKE CANON!
REAL SORRY IF YOU LIKE KON SUCKERS
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