#ob!!!!! n i wanna put more frens into the story :3

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Okay so since this is technically two, and i might know who this is, I'm fucking rambling abt the superhero au and then abt Batman n ily <3

SO I HAVE THIS AU-

And basically the egos are either heroes or villains (they're v obvious distinctions, I'm a slut for cliches, sue me), but then theres *also* other people involved, aka me and my found family from discord, because I fucking love you guys a lot, and superheroes are my favorite fucking thing, so you get to be heroes too, cause you guys *are* heroes!

So so so, main character is me, Alex, aka Dragonfly, and they were adopted by Dad Squad, aka Ace, Mal, n Nic (but they arent the same people as they are oog, cause 1) story and plot mean I'm a bitch and 2) I dont want to ask or share details about their personal or professional lives, so I bs'ed it. Personalities are p much the same tho :D), and they looked up to the legend of Jackieboy Man, so they donned a red hoodie, a blue mask, and ran around helping people! It started off as small stuff, like helping elderly crossing the street, *visiting* elderly people in old folks homes, buying groceries for families that needed them, stopping ourse snatchers, the usual!

And then they meet Jackie for real, and realize *he's* real. So they bug the shit out of hin until he finally agrees to letting them shadow him for a night, and it goes well, and they save his ass from being ambushed, so he let's them stick around!

And they do some Hero Stuff by themself (which is a blurb I've actually written, n might post at some point :P), and Jackie freaks out and slowly starts to see them more as a friend than as a sidekick, and is actively worried about their wellbeing and shit.

And *then* a new villain shows up, hopping on Anti's turf and fucking shit up, and his first introduction is super fucking angsty/whumpy, theres some death and panic involved, I havent finished writing it but wooo boy it's going swell! XD

But but but, Alex gets caught up in his fire, literally, and between Jackie and the fire department, Lex *barely* gets out alive, and it's at this point I'm considering having Jackie unofficially adopt them, cause what else did you expect from this? Its dad *squad*, not dad trio XD

And like, theres small details I've written about Alex and their relationships with people and the world, but this feels like a hella long ramble already so for another time!

*So Batman*

I've been playing Arkham Knight a lot recently, and I've been trying to do side missions as I go so I'm not overwhelmed or bored by the end of the game

And it's been like 4 weeks since I touched the main mission, cause I love the side missions and just exploring Gotham, and Batman's animations are actually so fucking cool, and thE CHARACTERS IN THE SIDE MISSIONS ARE SO COOL

OKAY, SO I HAVE THE MAD HATTER DLC, AND HIS FINAL BOSS FIGHT IS THE COOLEST FUCKING THING, you fight on a story book, and the book is "Batman's Adventures in Arkham" or something similar, and the scenery is story book esq, and it takes you thru the 3 Arkham games (Origins doesnt count, bite me) stories, and the first time made me tear up, cause the enemies are the same!!!! Like, theyre in better detail, cause 2009 and 2011 graphics were awful, but they're the same theme and design and !!!!!! Its so fucking cool :D

But theres also a Nightwing side mission, and man I love him so much, and and theres a long fucking Riddler one, and since I was him for halloween I'm so excited to beat him and kick his ass

And you bet your ass i talk to the game

So hes like "No! How could you have beaten me! You must've cheated!" And I'm all like "nah bro, I'm just you :)" and it's so dumb but I love it

Funny enough, Riddler is my least favorite-favorite villain XD

Like, I love him, but hes so frustrating and borderline annoying, and I hate that word a lot, but sometimes you just gotta shut up, man! I get it, you have a cool fuckin thing planned for me, but the game is literally restraining me from the location, so please fuck off for now!

But but but, Catwoman's there, and shes so fucking pretty and I love her- AND NYSSA AL GHUL IS ALSO IN ONE SIDE MISSION, AND IM SO FUCKING GAY FOR HER, AND IF YOU DO THE MISSION A CERTAIN WAY, YOU GET TO SEE HER KILL SOME BITCHES WITH A SWORD, AND SHES HAPPY WITH YOU AND FRIENDS WITH YOU, AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH, I THINK IVE ONLY SEEN THE OTHER HALF OF THE MISSION ONCE, cause I dont want her mad at me :(

And!!!! And theres a whole scene with Robin in this movie studio, and you two get to fight together, and I'm avoiding spoilers but that's my favorite environment, and Robin is by far my fave character, and Draginfly is actually Robin in every measure.

They're dressed in bright clothes to draw attention, their main tactic is hope the people dont fucking shoot when they confront them, and they distract while Jackie sneaks up to do the Real Takedown. Alex is Robin confirmed :3

Oh!!! My fave Robin is Jason, and I cant really explain why, hes such an asshole and he was a villain for a while, but like

Idk, have you seen him? Hes such a punk ass bitch who doesnt take shit from anybody if he can help it, and he keeps his morals while still being threatening ("sell your drugs, but if I hear abt you selling to kids, I'll find you")

And like, Under the Red Hood was one of the first animated shows I watched, and tell me that isnt the bestest Jason???? Jensen Ackles??? Saying "like yelling at the guy holding the AK-47" (which, by the way, is my favorite Jason line ever, in any version)???? I love it, we stan him

This got off track real fast, fucking whoops, I'm a disaster, but thank you my dear anon friend, you're fucking great <333333

#cause hes based on a friend!! #which like #duh i said found family but h u s h #ob!!!!! n i wanna put more frens into the story :3 #can you imagine? #jackie makes alex stay home again after the fire fiasco #and instead of just taking jt theyre like 'heck you not this time #bruh i wanna Hero too!' #so Lex is like 'okaaaaaaay #long post #anon #answered #sunflower ask meme #okay but that au? im living for it so hard #i spent 3 hours trying to figure out a scene i wanted to write #and then got the idea for the new billain #and spent another hour like 'hm how would i write it? okay now how do i ask for permission? #so they go out and find smaller trouble #like they used to do and it helps them meet frens #like #like kit or will or ace or fuckin eli or kat or or or #and so they becone friends cause fluff hero au bite me #and somehow New Friend is like and gives them a mask and they run around together for a night and just have fun #and they even stop a few small crimes #and then they run into jackie and he goes Dad Mode #and sends them both home #and Dad Trio is like 'howd you let hin catch you- oh new friend!" #and so Jackie stays for breakfast and New Friend stays for sleepover #cause Alex is like 16 and we all need fluff please #and they become a Thing where whenever Jackie is busy or its a quiet night New Friend comes on patrol with them