#oh fuga

[ghostenic]

(did you know that, did you know that?)

so purgatory huh

#cellbit #cellbit fanart #pac fanart #pactw #qsmp fanart #qsmp #qsmp purgatory #celltw #kind of #qcellbit #q pac #? #fuga impossível #reference! #my art #oh my god the quality sucks sorry guys

[small-toast]

MOTHER FUCKER SUPREME

#oh lawd he comin #reminder that boron is fuckin HUGE #boron brioche my beloved #little tail bronx #fuga melodies of steel #fuga #kemono #furry #catboy #boron brioche #toasty text

[aroaceacacia]

ok now im pretty sure this isnt what they're saying but i dont know enough portuguese to dispute it

#bearvocalizations #fuga impossível #w the captiosn im like. getting the gist of it? theres def a lot of details im not getting and exact phrases #but its like oh ok now pac is talking to a cop. ok now theyre going to jail. etc #ironically bc of the comments on episode 4 talking about a specific line jv says i understood it better #bc the captions didnt get it quite right there #i think marrone kept calling mike marco and getting corrected? thats a good joke #all that said fi is very charming so far #i love how jankily the characters move LOL #reminds me of my yogs days like early early mcrp stuff

[incorrect-quotes-of-steel]

Kish: hax what are we thinking about?

Hax: rearranging his guts but by colour and texture and size cos of autism.

Kish: wonderful, remind me to never speak to you again ever.

#Hax: oh please. Like you can talk. At any given moment you’re thinking about how you wish those love heart candies said ‘breed me’ on them. #fuga melodies of steel #flam kish #shvein hax

[companionwolf]

shoutout to fuga, it got me to be fond of tanks. probably because the Taranis has the fun 'mobile base is like a home + the crew is found family' thing that i love about x2's Avenger (and solatorobo's Asmodeus to an extent) 🥰

#wolf barking #not fond of war tho expect in fiction where the harm is minimal to none #see: my like of xcom and halo and fuga itself #oh and half life #* except i cant type apparently #'x2 isnt found family' Fuck You My City Now

[virtual-minotaur]

lalala i love writing ^_^

#[never writes anything ever again] /j #i do love writing. hate that it takes me so long sometimes #oh my god i forgot fuga's story. oh my god [runs into a wall] #angel.txt

[royalarchivist]

Pac: I said, "Hey, let's do something fun, you know? Let's kidnap the [Federation] baker!" And we are kind of like, locked up, and [Richarlyson's] even sadder now, right? Phil: I can put my hand through the bars. Pac: [Laughs] Can I ho– Please save us! Phil: Do you miss human touch, Pac? Pac: Yeah, I miss human touch. Phil: I'm here for you. [...] We can smuggle things into jail. [To Richarlyson] It's okay, mate. Pac: Can you smuggle me a cellphone?* I know information is power here.

Phil visits Pac and Richarlyson in jail.

* Pac's quote here is a direct reference to Fuga Impossivel, where Cell (Cellbit) had a cellphone he used to threaten people with his "contacts from the outside." (In reality, the phone had no signal, but that's how he earned his name "Cell")

[Full Transcript ↓ ]

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Pac: Richarlyson feeling a little bit sad 'because 'cus he's locked up, you know? That's why he's using a different kind of hat.

Phil: Oh, Jesus Christ. Wait– why's Richarlyson's [happiness] bar gone down?

Pac:Yeah, 'because 'cus he's unhappy, 'cus, well, we kind of like, got locked up, and it's his birthday today, and he's feeling a little bit sad about like, growing up, you know?

Phil: Is that why he's got a different cow head on?

Pac: Yeah, yeah, and to try to help him, I said, "Hey, let's do something fun, you know? Let's kidnap the baker!" And we are kind of like, locked up, and he's even sadder now, right? [Richarlyson shakes his head] Yeah, but look – jail is fun!

Phil: I can put my hand through the bars.

Pac: [Laughs] Can I ho– Please save us!

Phil: Do you miss human touch, Pac?

Pac: Yeah, I miss human touch.

Phil: I'm here for you. [Cracks up]

Pac: I miss human touch. Oh my god, a hand! Richas, you want to touch a hand? Touch uncle Phil hand. [Laughs]

Phil: Yeah, right here.

Pac: Touch it, Richas! Connect with every–

Phil: I can get you out, I can get you out, I don't know if I'll get punished though, but we'll see. [Laughs]

Pac: I don't think you're going to get punished. [He looks at Richarlyson] Right? [Richarlyson shakes his head, holding a camera] There's nothing wrong about setting two persons out of the jail.

Phil: Yeah, I feel like you've learned your lesson, right?

Pac: Yeah, I won't try to kidnap the baker.

Phil: Oh, Richarlyson wants you to take a photo of, like, hands touching, I think.

Pac: Oh. Ok, let me...

[They stand there, holding hands in silence until Richarlyson takes a photo, then they burst into laughter.]

Pac: Well, Richas, you wanna do the same? I can take a picture of you! I just need a paper. [Pac checks his inventory] ...I don't have any papers, if you have one?

Phil: [Still cracking up as he holds hands with Richarlyson]

Pac: I need the paper, Richarlyson!

Phil: I have paper, there you go.

Pac: Oh, thank you.

Phil: We can smuggle things into jail. [To Richarlyson] It's okay, mate.

Pac: Look! [Laughs and throws Phil the photo] Can you smuggle me a cellphone?* I know information is power here.

Phil: I can – hold on, let me see, let me see...

Pac: Maybe like a cellphone? Or maybe a gaming setup so me and Richarlyson could put some gaming in here, you know, so we can play games?

Phil: I can – I could just break you out. [Laughs] But it's up to you – do you want to be out?

Pac: Yeah, if – Richas, you want to get out of this prison? I know it's bigger and better than our house. Look at the size of this, Phil! You wanna, like–

[Richarlyson breaks the jail bars and lets himself out, then replaces the bars to keep Pac inside]

Phil: [Dying]

Pac: ALL ALONG? Wait – we have been in here for the past 15 minutes, Richas! Oh my god. Ok, ok, I'm done, I'm done. I'm just gonna stay here. I'm just gonna stay here. [Pac walks to a corner of the cell and sits down facing the wall]

Phil: [Still wheeze-laughing] Dude...

Pac: I'm just gonna stay here.

Phil: I can't– [wheezes] I can't break these blocks, he's locked us in!

Pac: RICHARLYSON–

#Pactw #Philza #Richarlyson #QSMP #Phil #Pac #I gasped when he said the cellphone line #I was also a little bit 😒 when Phil first said that touch line but they turned that into a cute thing rather than a cursed thing #I mean I could definitely see q!Pac being a lil bit touch-starved since half the Favela is missing and his kid was missing for a long time #and Mike is STILL missing #someone give this man a hug #Anyways I NEED Cellbit to come back so he and Pac can finally have a talk about that. And Purgatory. And everything really #November 30 2023 #Phil was offline when this happened btw #This is another one of those clips where I was like ''yes this is a bit long but it's better to keep it in one clip than split it up'' #Q

[apollos-boyfriend]

there’s something so. idk. cosmic? about the qsmp. because so many of the streamers have had a moment of “oh. we’ve met before and i had no clue you’d become one of the most important people in my life back then.” forever was banned in phil’s chat. tina and jaiden met two years ago and didn’t realize until now. cellbit and badboyhalo played hunger games together a decade ago. not to mention the smaller things, like sneeg and etoiles having been in the same community years ago and the fact that the fuga crew had no idea the others would be joining when they accepted quackity’s request. something about people destined to meet and find each other again no matter what. something about intertwined fates

#icarus speaks #throws up everywhere #they’re so everything to me

[doubleslashkarma]

Fuga Impossivel mention? In this day and age? AND Felps canonizing his death? More likely than you think

[Video Transcript]

Bagi: "Oh wait, Felps!"

Felps: "What?"

Bagi: "Have you seen the prison?"

Felps: "The- the prison? What-"

Bagi: [overlapping] "I mean, I was just walking..."

BBH: [overlapping] "Oh yeah, there's a new prison."

Felps: "There's a new prison?!"

Bagi: "...and, the Federation built a prison, yeah."

BBH: "There's a new prison!"

Felps: "Where? I LOVE PRISONS!"

BBH: "What?"

Felps: "No, I'm just kidding, I hate prisons. Yeah, it's just, uh- no, no I HATE prisons. I went to a prison before."

Bagi: [overlapping] "Oh, wait-"

BBH: "You literally were frozen and kept in a prison!"

Felps: [overlapping] "So, see?"

Bagi: "-you know how to escape a prison, right?"

Felps: [overlapping] "No, not really, I-"

BBH: [overlapping] "No, we had to rescue them."

Felps: "Yeah, I know how to get... killed. In a prison."

BBH & Bagi, simultaneously: "Oh."

[Two solid seconds of awkward silence]

Felps: "...but where is the prison?"

Bagi: "Oh, OK-"

[Clip ends]

#qsmp #qsmp felps #qsmp bagi #qsmp bbh

[louissatturi]

Types of au's that i saw being made with spiderbit

- Yandere au (not to be confused with C!roier and f!cell au's very important to not conflit the two)

-Crossover with their past selfs, (chafaland!Roier and Fuga Impossível!Cell)

- Teacher and Student Father Au (most of them are cellbit as a teacher but its cute)

- Idol Au (Roier is an idol and cellbit is a person that dosent know that he is an idol or know because richarlyson is a fan)

- Undercover cop × Criminal that does ilegal races au (Shout out to fast in my car, very good fic)

- Prison au innocent × Criminal (shout out to "The Reason" really good fic, check that on out folks)

- Royal Au knight ×Prince (all of them with writters from diferent countrys have the same scene of prince!roier thirsting over a shirtless sweaty knight!cellbit that is training, its wonderful how all guapoduers have the same braincell also shout out to Amor violento wonderful fic)

- Actor × Actor Au (i found cute how the fic made ordem paranormal on of the acting Jobs of actor!cellbit)

- Coffee shop au ( Cellbit is always the coffee shop owner, its sweet)

- Alien × Human Au (both of them ware in spanish and ware really fun)

- Bad Boy × Nerd (surprising no one Cellbit was the nerd but badboyroier was funny)

- high school au (only saw some bad ooc!cellbit ones like the ones that make him a SWIFTIE but they ware fun in their own

- Soulmates that can see colors when they see their Soulmates like the bl color rush au (love this concept and shout out to acromatoforia good fic)

- The selection au (ok im cheating with this one because technically its was a slimeriana fic with spiderbit as a side couple but LET ME BE)

- Monster Hunter × Monster au (shout out to braking dawn, really good fic, its also a au that i saw in a lot of diferent version and i enjoy alot)

- Detroit Become Human Au (cc!roier played it and compared hank to cellbit so you know how the gists goes)

- Spidermen Au (i love ALL of them, they are all so fun and creative, shout out to Along Came a spider and In Evert Other Universe It Dosen't End Well, good fics)

- Flower shop au (i only saw one and it was very cute, we should do more stuff with the fact that q!cellbit loves flowes and knows the language of them)

- Ordem Paranormal Au (WE NEED MORE OF THEM ASAP)

- Spies Au (cute and fun)

- Detetive Au (surprising how little fics with this concept exist considering, cellbit is like the misterys and enigmas guy™️ but oh well)

-Time loop au (shout out to mystical time, cuttin' me open then healin' me fine, wonderful fic a must read)

- Au where q!cellbit does a ritual to bring f!cell back so he could help richas out but the ritual goes wrong and instead brings back c!roier and he has to deal with it and bring q!roier back (if i had a nickle for everytime somebody writes this plot i would have two witch is ALOT CONSIDERING THAT THIS ARE PEOPLE FROM DIFERENTE COUNTRYS THAT DONT KNOW HOW TO READ AND EACH OTHERS NATIVE LANGUAGES)

- genderbend au Melissa× Selma (unfortunaly i only saw one fic of the two and it was one of them dead lol)

- f1 Racer × Singer (it was a cool fic, just not my taste)

Thats not everything but i just wanted to show how creative the fandom is and show my surprise of how versatile spiderbit is lol

#qsmp #qsmp fanfics #qsmp fanfic #qsmp fanfiction #cellbit #roier #qsmp cellbit #qsmp roier #cellbit qsmp #roier qsmp #q!cellbit #q!roier #spiderbit #guapoduo #guapo duo

[atthebell]

Words: 2278 Fandom: QSMP Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rafael Lange | Cellbit/Tarik Pacanhan | Pactw Characters: Tarik Pacanhan | Pactw, Rafael Lange | Cellbit Additional Tags: Minor Rafael Lange | Cellbit/Roier, Cat Hybrid Rafael Lange | Cellbit, Predator/Prey, Fear Play, Biting, Fuga Impossivel references, basically cellbit chases pac around the halloween maze and then they make out, you could argue there's some praise stuff going on Summary:

“Hi, Pac,” he grins, fangs glinting in the moonlight. Pac yelps, bringing himself to a stop, and though he tries to get himself to run the other way, he just stands and stares as Cellbit stalks closer. He cocks his head, tail flicking behind him. “No more running, Pac? Thought you were afraid.” “I’m not afraid,” Pac lies. “I’m just– You know, your teeth are very sharp, Cellbit.” Pac’s gaze is caught between them and Cellbit’s eyes, focused on him like a spotlight. He chuckles lowly. “Oh, I know, Pac.”

HELLO CELLTW NATION here's the hedge maze fic

#bell.txt #bell fics #celltw #qsmp fic #and yeah i might write another maze fic since delilah reminded me about the FIRST maze on the server sigh

[wsdanon]

hmmm mike and felps bonding perhaps? For wip game?

okay you know what you can have my whole wip for this fic \o/! i'll put it under the cut--it's supposed to end with mike helping felps dye his hair and them talking about things other than just pac but pac is a focal point of this first bit here

(context is: this is a few years after fuga where they've met up again and are on good terms, but it's maybe still a little shaky)

since this is a solid amount of words despite being a wip, reblogs are appreciated \o/

"Would you keep a secret from Pac for me?" Felps asks.

"No." Mike doesn't even need to think about it. "Probably not."

"Hm. Okay." Felps nods to himself, like this is what he expected. "Would you… not tell him something for me, then?"

This makes Mike set down what he was messing with. He turns to Felps. Who looks nervous.

"What do you mean?"

"Like… if he doesn't ask, you don't tell?"

Mike does have to think about this one. He draws his consideration away from where his and Pac's thoughts usually mingle, and Pac sends him a curious feeling, but doesn't prod.

"Sure." He settles on, turning back to his project. "But keep in mind, he'll probably ask."

"Okay."

Felps doesn't say anything else. But he doesn't leave, either. Mike looks up at him again.

"So… were you going to tell me something?" He prods, and Felps sighs defeatedly.

"Yeah, okay." Another sigh. "I really like Pac."

"Well, I'd hope so." Mike frowns. "I thought we were all friends at this point."

"We are." Felps confirms, as he rests his chin on his palm--his elbow propped up on the table. And his expression is troubled, but there's something else to it--a combination Mike sees on Pac frequently. Things click into place. "But I really like Pac."

"Oh, you mean romantically?"

"Yeah." Felps shifts his hand in an attempt to cover his face, but his blush still shines through. Mostly because Mike is looking for it. "I think so."

"Huh. You know, I thought you and Cell were--" Mike cuts himself off as the embarrassment on Felps' face quickly disappears and gives way to disinterested surprise. His eyebrows raise, while his hand shifts again--falling into a thoughtful position. Mike continues, "Well, I guess I'm the last person who should be making those kinds of assumptions, huh?"

"We are kind of like you and Pac." Felps agrees.

But he doesn't sound committed to the idea, so Mike silently disagrees. Besides, no one can be like him and Pac--they literally share a brain.

"So, you and Cell aren't dating, and you like Pac romantically." Mike recaps.

"I think so?"

The question in his response has Mike briefly looking down at his project in despair. He's not getting this done any time soon.

Pac prods at him, confused, and Mike waves him off. He wants to at least try to honour Felps' request, and that means he can't have Pac stumbling across his thoughts right now in an attempt to see if he's okay.

"Why did you come to me for this?" Mike asks. "I'm shit with romance."

"And you think Cell would be better?"

"Okay, good point." Then he frowns. "Wait, hold on. Wasn't Cell exes with some of the guys in prison? JV and Guaxinim, at least, right?"

"Mike," Felps says with a tone that he's about to say something obvious, "I'm not going to tell Cell I'm into his ex."

"Pac and Cell aren't…" He trails off. Even with the link between them now, Mike isn't sure what Pac and Cell are, let alone what they aren't. Which is mostly because their relationship is so confusing Pac himself isn't even sure. "Whatever, that's not the point. I just don't know what you expect me to do."

"Nothing." Felps picks at the peeling paint on the table absently. "I just wanted to tell someone."

Felps seems kind of in despair, too, right now. So, Mike forgives him for interrupting his workflow, and attempts to throw him a bone.

"Look, I'll try and keep this from getting to Pac." Mike offers. "But, like…" He taps at his head.

"Yeah, I get it." Felps smiles at him. "Thanks."

There's a high chance that Felps becomes Pac's crush for the month, and Mike can do a bit of matchmaking. Or, equally as likely, someone else will catch Felps' eye and it won't matter anymore. Either way, Mike would say he only has a month tops to keep his promise.

Which is… manageable. Maybe. He doesn't try to keep things from Pac often.

"If Pac started dating me… would I be dating you, too?" Felps asks, drawing little lines with his finger on the table to demonstrate the connection.

And the honest answer is yeah, probably. For all intents and purposes. But people don't always really like that answer.

"I mean… kinda? If you're okay with that?" Mike shrugs. "I don't know, man, it wouldn't be the same thing."

"That sounds cool."

And he sounds genuine. Mike goes back to his project, but he doesn't get too into it in case Felps wants to continue the conversation.

"Can I paint your nails?" Felps asks.

And, okay, not what he was expecting.

"I'm kind of doing something." Mike says, gesturing to the project. "Maybe, uh… later?"

"I have green."

Felps pulls out a bottle of nail polish, and sets it on the table between them. Mike stares at it. It is indeed green--a nice bright green.

"Okay, sure."

"Nice!"

Mike moves his project to the side, and holds his hands out. Felps' hands are warm. The nail polish isn't.

He's quick in his movements, but focused fully on his task. Mike lets his fingers be moved for better angles, and shakes his hand to dry it when Felps starts on the other.

"So, what are you making?" Felps asks.

"Something to help with the mobility for Pac's prosthesis." He wants to gesture around and explain the mechanics, but he doesn't think Felps would get it, and his nail polish is still too wet for him to feel comfortable touching things. "Once I get this right, I'll probably try to open up shop for custom orders. Then hopefully we won't need to rob banks for more money."

"Aw." Felps pouts. "But robbing banks is fun."

"Weren't you a cop?"

"I was a prison guard." Felps shrugs. "And that was just so I could hang out with Cell after he got arrested."

Mike laughs.

"And then he killed you."

Felps' hands twitch like a mostly contained flinch.

"It wasn't my favourite time with him, no."

"Sorry."

"It's fine."

"It wasn't my favourite time with him, either."

This time Felps laughs.

"No, I guess not."

He finishes up the last nail, and packs the polish away. Mike kind of misses the casual intimacy of it, but shakes his hands out to try and dry the nail polish quicker.

"You know, Pac falls for people pretty easily." Mike says. "If you flirt with him, he'll probably reciprocate."

"Oh, thank you, but I don't really mind." Felps shrugs. "I just like being around him."

"Me too."

--

And this is where I got to \o/ I've had this written up for ages, but I've never had time and motivation to go back and finish it oops. hope you enjoyed!

#wsd/f.ics #wsd/w.ips #wsd/a.non #wsd/a.sks

[qubitos]

oh my god cellbit just messaged pac "saudades de voce queridinho" (i miss you darling) (from what i know, this is a fuga impossivel reference) and pac is having a trauma moment :( calling him "cell" and not "cellbit"

oh god and bad's trying to comfort him :((

bad: i've got you. i'm here. i'm here. we're together...what's your favorite thing to think about? think about richarlyson

#qsmp purgatory #qsmp #q!pac #q!cellbit #q!badboyhalo

[disfrutalakia]

Yeah guys q!Cellbit does not hold a grudge from the times of fuga impossível, q!Pac and q!Mike took a few seconds to answer him in chat and he was like "yeah okay they escaped and now hold a grudge, oh it was so much easier to escape without Cellbit, oh he wasn't there to stab my friend"

The moment they answered him though he got better lmao especially when they said it would've been easier with him because of the enigmas

#qsmp #liveblogging #qsmp cellbit #qsmp tazercraft

[jackiebrackettt]

also I feel like it would be very easy to retcon the vibe of the hunger games vid into something more serious since it exists in the world of qsmp and not just as a fun mcyt video but imo the vibe staying exactly the same makes it a good lead up to fuga impossível

like yea it was fucked up and was probably the root of cellbit’s general paranoia (gotta keep an eye out to make sure no one ambushes you and kills you. gotta be careful with who you trust) but also he was having Fun killing people with bad. he was Good at it and it kind of Exciting and him and bad got on well and like. after therapy he looks back on it like “oh that was fucked up” but I think cellbit having fun in hunger games sets up a nice transition to his attitude in fuga impossível

#cellbit #qsmp

[dnalt-d2]

So QSMP Prison, right??

Super exciting, and I super wish I'd been able to find that full subtitled Fuga Impossivel to prepare for it mentally, but oh well, time to start thinking

(And note: I wrote this yesterday and just straight-up forgot to post it, so if anything's changed since then and contradicts what I said, whoopsies)

Now for starters, am I the only one who thinks this is a bit out of nowhere?

The Islanders have been committing crimes for QUITE a while, (Especially Tazercraft lmao) so why only now are they imprisoning all the Islanders?? And why are the Eggs being imprisoned too??

If this is for some crimes they committed, then damn they sure took their sweet time on that, huh??

So what if this is for another reason?

Before, when the Black Concrete was being spread around the Island, the Federation sent the Islanders to Egg Island, thinking it would be safe for them. But it wasn't. It got hijacked by the Watcher, and ended up causing way more problems than it solved

Idk if the Black Concrete is still an issue (Though it seems to have mostly resolved for now) but there is ANOTHER issue of the Eye Workers and Purgatory attacking

And the Eggs are in danger, with Empanada even losing a life

What if this isn't necessarily meant as a punishment, but a way to protect the Islanders and Eggs while the Federation tries to figure out a way to defend them from the Eye Workers?

What if this IS how they defend them from the Eye Workers??

They tried sending them off to a nice place, but that wasn't controlled enough, and it ended up becoming the horror show that was Purgatory. So now, time to course-correct in the opposite direction, as hard as possible

Instead of an Island where they can have some semblance of freedom, thus causing them to be vulnerable, they get the incredibly strict environment of a Prison, where they can control everything they do, and everyone that comes in and leaves. They control every threat, thus ensuring that no matter what, the people inside are as safe as possible, to prevent anymore disasters from striking again

And if there's some other psychological effects, making them easier to control afterwards, then so be it. Anything for their Perfect Island, right?

(And just to add, we saw the images of the Eye Workers looking for someone, right?? It's easy to assume that they're looking for Luffy, but I think that maybe they've lost sight of where the Islanders are, specifically because the Federation hid them. I'm not sure on that entirely, since they looked like they were trying to find something yesterday specifically, and the Islanders were obviously still on the Island. For all we know, they're trying to find someone else entirely, and we just don't know who at the moment)

#Also as a Philza main #Who else is anticipating some birdhouse trauma?? #He said today he'd chew through those bars with his teeth #And I believe it entirely #And please for the love of god everyone #Stop talking about shoving bananas and burgers in your asses #There's better things you could be doing with them #The food I mean #You gay disasters you #qsmp #qsmp theory #qsmp purgatory #qsmp prison #qsmp event