#oikawa's and terushima's are kinda wonky

[shingia]

✗ GIVING THEM YOUR HAND AND WHAT THEY DO WITH IT

damn- for once i have nothing to say before one of my posts. crazy huh? anyways- enjoy <33

-> multi | 50% crack and 50% fluff?

-> reblogs are appreciated ✨

->|| grabs your ring finger and kisses it. checks your face to see how flustered you are. and if he thinks you’re not flustered enough he’ll add a little : « soon, i promise » (smooth asf i’m gonna cry)

KITA, iwaizumi, DAICHI, aran, sakusa, AKAASHI

->|| « oh perfect! » and starts scraping his teeth with your finger

KUROO, both of the twins let’s be honest, TENDOU, bokuto, tsukishima this lil sh*t, makki

->|| high fives you... (with more or less enthusiasm)

NOYA, asahi, LEV, KAGEYAMA, makki, ushijima, kyōtani, kenma, SAKUSA

->|| ...but kisses you right after because they either suddenly remembered you were dating, or just wanted to be smooth :) (i’m letting you guess who)

mattsun, HINATA, semi, suna, SUGA, yamaguchi (he kinda panicked, ok?), goshiki

->|| pulls your arm to make you fall over him, trapping you under his arms for as long as he wants to. and it’s useless to even try to move, because « you started this »

OSAMU, kenma, terushima, SUNA, konoha, OIKAWA, KUROO, iwaizumi, sakusa, MATTSUN

->|| boops his own nose

hinata, LEV, BOKUTO, noya, atsumu, oikawa, TENDOU

->|| gets up from the couch to move the coffee table, ignoring the look of surprise on your face. and once the coffee table is out of the way, he finally grabs your hand and leaves you no choice but to ballroom dance with him in the middle of the living room. yes, he is that smooth.

OIKAWA, AKAASHI, SUGA, KITA (yup- only caps for these men), tendou (probably a terrible dancer but he doesn’t really care), tanaka

->|| grabs a pen and scribbles something on your palm. and he doesn’t let you see until he’s done

terushima (wrote his phone number, then looked at you and whispered « call me »), bokuto (he went for the classic but effective « i love you », with a wonky heart at the end<3), kuroo (wrote « you look cute rn » then tried to draw a winking face, but the ink smudged and it looks scary af now), tsukishima (he just wrote « wtf are you doing ? »), makki (drew two stick figures, a house, a sun and a dog, and he titled his piece « us as fuck »), suna (he just wrote « it’s a permanent marker <3 »)

->|| gives you the best hand massage of your life. literally an out of body experience. this man has magic fingers and you should probably PAY him as a thank you

KITA SHINSUKE AND AKAASHI KEIJI. we all know it.

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