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Season 4, Episode 2 - Only One Can Remain

Well! This is going to be one hell of a season, now that I’m invested.

(POST REACTION NOTE: I could go my whole life without hearing ~only one can remain~ again. I get it’s the season’s Phrase but... ugh.)

[22:25] Oh! And now the face of the Recap Slot is Kai!

[22:08] And we’ve got our intro back!

[21:27] (Zane doesn’t show up in the intro, it’s only the poster that that gang left in the back of the restaurant in episode one) STOP IT. THE INTRO SONG SLAPS AS ALWAYS BUT THIS HURTS OK

[21:35] please. i just want zane back. this is going to be a very painful season, i begin to realise

[21:25] I… I mean, I don’t like the building very much, but that’s for personal reasons that you guys don’t know the full details of just yet. So… be awed, I guess.

[21:17] what the fuck?

[21:04] I have no clue why, but for me Clouse sounds like an off-brand Snape? Is it just me?

[21:01] Jeez. What happened here?

[20:35] Okay, so Chen is a traitor. Add that onto the “i’m currently planning to murder a Lego ONCE AGAIN” pile.

[20:11] Oh, hi… you…

[20:03] I guess now 2/4 of the boys are going to realise what *that* might’ve felt like to the others.

[19:54] Okay, but Zane isn’t just ~anywhere~. I know you’re not aware, but please. He’s gone through too much can’t we just grab him and go?

[19:49] Who the hell are these people, anyways? Does Chen hire them? And like, I guess back on the mainland Chen wasn’t recognised when he set up that restaurant? This is getting weirder by the moment.

[19:22] UH OH.

[19:19] We’re having this conversation right here? Surely you had more time before you assembled.

[19:14] Considering how Garmadon turned out, compared to what we’ve seen of Chen, I wonder how bad Chen IS.

[19:00] Jay, love ya but seriously can you please understand why Garm WOULDN’T have a sense of humour about this?

[18:51] This guy is legit crazy. Oh my god.

[18:33] What the hell is wrong with this guy?

[18:10] God, if I was in the same room with Chen I’d wait 0.5 seconds of him having his back turned to me before I started on an escape attempt. There is something uncomfortable with him, I do not like it, and I just am not having a good time bro

[17:54] I see he heard about Pythor eating the rest of his species, then!

[17:48] Okay, the thing sliding open to reveal the leaderboard is pretty cool.

[17:38] a JAaDE BLAdE

[16:56] and this is what psychologists would call a piping hot mess!

[16:44] He’ll murder them if they lose. or chuck them into his prison. or turn them into those background performers. one of those three.

[15:55] God, this is totally a “good looks all LIES” scenario huh

[15:52] the reason zane had to be locked up is because if he was here he’d notice how incredibly wrong this all is huh. same for nya not being here either (aside from her not having any elemental powers at this point)

[15:46] and now we’re back on our heterosexual bullshit!

[15:41] there is the distant sound of Jaime dying inside.

[15:29] Okay but at least I can put up with Skylor. She… she seems to be quite aware of the blatant flirting (thank god) so uh. She can do whatever, I don’t really care at this stage.

[15:15] And now onto Jay, who’s probably going to knock himself out in this electronically rigged up room.

[15:07] Okay, big F to Cole, who… uh… just because he’s good with them rocks doesn’t mean he’s good with sleeping on them. Who the hell designed this place?

[15:02] Oh, would you look at that! There’s a pantry!

[14:53] And he’s digging right in, okay!

[14:50] yup. that. that appears to be cake. very lego-ey cake but as you are also lego i don’t think it matters that much

[14:46] Lloyd’s got new clothes. That’s neat.

[14:43] Wait, did Lloyd take that with him?

[14:42] OH. OH… oh no.

[14:14] ...and, damn. Garmadon’s been kicked out of the building.

[13:56] welp! this is a thing. that is happening right here right now

[13:38] There’s just a Jade Blade ™ in his light? Okay?

[13:28] And there’s another one between Kai and Skylor’s balconies.

[13:07] Oh! Okay! I kind of like Skylor now!

[12:44] Well, if you can’t fight, think.

[12:38] Okay, Mr Speedster, are you trying something?

[12:36] Damn. Should’ve guessed it wouldn’t have been so easy.

… and this is where i tapped out for… a month. Whoops. I decided to rewatch the first two episodes of the season to jog my memory, so that is. fun.

[12:26] Okay, so Mr Speedyman (i’m not even bothering with names i don’t really… CARE for most of the other new characters in the tournament aside from like Skylor) took one blade, Skylor took another, the nature guy (what power is nature anywho? that is… such a broad range of things) took a third one, and so we kind of need to get a bit better at finding the blades.

[12:16] WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE

[12:13ish] WELL… Jay got the blade back so I guess that works?

[12:05] Clouse, I get you wouldn’t like Garmadon’s kid but this is just plain unfair.

...though i doubt anything here will be very fair.

[11:59] thank you garm

[11:32] Ooh! Better hope Chen has insurance on this building.

[10:51] Okay, so now the only main character not guaranteed a slot is Kai. Since it’s pretty early in the season, it’s a given he’ll make it through, but tropes aren’t inherently bad and what not

[10:23] oh wait a minute

[10:15] OH WAIT A MINUTE OKAY I THOUGHT WE’D BE SUBVERTING SOMETHING HERE BUT NVM

[9:33] I WAS JOKING AT THE BACK OF MY MIND THAT CHEN WOULD MURDER THE LOSERS BUT UH OKAY

HE ACTUALLY

HE ACTUALLY MIGHT BE DOING JUST THAT

[9:07] oh big same jay

[9:02] writers thank you for using jay as a funnel for our questions

[8:34] what’s the vine that’s like “you can’t sit with us!” “actually, i can’t sit anywhere. i have (music starts) hemorrhoids!”

[8:25] fucking calling him out

[8:01] ugh

[7:57] fucking cold

[7:54] EJEWIEJRGJOR

[7:50] Skylor is not buying that at all kdsljfk

[7:46] literally Skylor can see Jay dangling off the balcony this is very much in her path of sight please can she have a consistent level of intelligence

honestly that goes for… most anyone on this show tbh

[6:58] please can the writers come up with another joke for cole other than hahah food this is honestly getting uncomfortably repetitive at this point

[6:39] oh ok. can we get an f for cole

[6:31] ugh.

[6:10] Hey so… why the hell can the bed even do this? I said I was JOKING WHEN I WAS THINKING ABOUT CHEN POSSIBLY KILLING THE LOSERS IS HE ACTUALLY GOING TO COMMIT MURDER

[5:24] uhhh very sus portrait ya got there

[5:19] “Her room doesn’t reveal anything about her power.” (Skylor’s hand lights up with fire.) WELL MAYBE SHE CAN REVEAL HER POWER HERSELF

[5:11] OH GOD HE WAS TRYING TO GET WITH HIS COUSIN THAT IS SO EMBARRASSING

[4:52] big Mabel Pines Leaving The Candy Wrappers Behind In Irrational Treasure energy

[4:34] jay is a mood

[4:22] okaaay those thugs from the restaurant

[4:12] wait theyre just guards. what is the difference

[4:06] I don’t trust the guys with infiltration schemes after what happened in Season 2.

[4:00] i mean… whatever you have on hand. it’s not the worst substitute

[3:49] look if nobody sees through this i’m suing

[3:42] OH MY GOD THAT GUY’S GOING TO FUCKING DIE

[3:03] WE SAW KAI DON’T TALK SO LOUD

[3:01] wait he DID USE ICE OH NO NO NO-

[2:38] oh oof

(also i just swallowed some of my bubble gum gotta wait 7 years for that or smth)

[2:35] guys will you quiet down

[1:56] ok so . snake.

[1:52] (Kai) “That has got to be the second-biggest snake I have ever seen!”

[1:41] IT MAKES ONE WONDER WHY CHEN HAS THIS MASSIVE FUCKOFF SNAKE…

[1:34] why the fuck does the place have this setup

[0:56] welp

[0:52] literally you have this admittably adorable fuckoff snake you can think of a better nickname than “my pet” bit on the nose there clouse

[0:35] so! that happened

#jaime binges ninjago season 4 #ninjago #only one can remain

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let it happen | chapter one

pairing: klance

a/n: i’m pretty shit at summaries

IT’S A COLLEGE AU BRO | lance’s working on a new creative writing project. that’s it, that’s all i’m gonna give y’all.

read on ao3

“No.”

Lance drops his cue on the floor dramatically.

“LANCE!” Shiro warns from behind the bar, making Lance wince and throw him an apologetic smile over his shoulder.

“LOVE YOU, TAKASHI!” Lance yells back, then looks back at Keith and whines. “AWWWW COME ON, KEITH!!!!!” He throws his head back like a tantrum-throwing kid, his arms flailing.

“Nope.” Keith leans over the table, aims and takes the shot, his cue slides smoothly between his fingers. The ball falls into the pocket with a satisfying thunk. He points at Lance and smirks so fucking proud of himself Lance almost combusts, “SCORE, SUCKER.”

“Wow.” Lance bats his eyelashes, adding a sweet lilt to his voice, “Great shot there, Mullet. I didn’t know you were so awesome, I’m impressed.”

Keith scoffs. “That’s a…” He stares at Lance dead in the eyes, “no.”

Lance juts out his bottom lip, picking up his cue dejectedly and getting back to the game. He goes silent for a moment only to take his shot, the ball hits the side of the pocket and bounces back, taking away his hopes and dreams, so Lance curses. Keith snorts, then shrugs when Lance looks at him like he’d just shot a puppy.

“Seriously Keiiiiith,” He implores, “I need your help. Pretty, pretty please. I’ll do whatever you want. Pleeeeaaassseeeeeee.”

Keith hums thoughtfully, considering, with his chin propped on the tip of his cue, “Nope.” His lips pop around the last syllable.

“PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEEEEEEEAAAAASE.”

“Yeah, okay.”

Lance brightens. “Really?” He asks, his heart swelling with hope.

Keith snorts, “Course not, dumbass. Quit being a baby and get back to the game. Jesus!”

Lance huffs indignantly but yields. For now.

Day 1

“Yo, Keith!” He calls out when he spots that ugly mullet hunched over a stack of books. Keith’s head shots up so fast his glasses go askew when he hears his name and Lance smiles to himself. Keith’s frown turns into an ugly glare when he realizes it’s Lance who’s approaching him.

“Keep quiet, you fiend,” Keith reprimands him, adjusting his glasses as Lance dumps himself on the chair next to Keith’s. Lance waves him off, so Keith turns his attention back to his books.

“So Keith,” Lance taps his fingers on the table.

Keith hums in lieu of an answer, his glasses sliding down the bridge of his nose as he scribbles down on his notepad. Lance thinks that’s kind of adorable.

“Are you sure you don’t wanna help me? Like, super sure? 100%?”

Keith sighs and glowers up at him, his brows furrowed in annoyance, “Are you really gonna do this right now? Can’t you wait a minute? I’m trying to study.”

“I don’t mind waiting, go ahead,” Lance shrugs, grinning. Keith squints at him for a second before pushing his glasses up and going back to his notes. Lance picks up one of the open books on the table and flips through its pages absentmindedly.

“Keith,” Lance calls when he gets too bored, closing the book and throwing it back on the table. Keith ignores him, though. So he tries again, louder. “Keith!”

Keith clenches his jaw.

“Keith,” Lance singsongs. “Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith. Keiiiiithhhhh!”

Keith rolls his eyes, still not looking at him.

“Awwwwwww Keith,” Lance cries, pouting, “Why are you like this? I’m hurt.”

Lance freezes when a new, polite yet annoyed voice pipes in behind him. “Sir,” He looks over his shoulder so he can see the librarian frowning at him, her arms crossed, “would you mind keeping your voice down or should I call security?”

Lance looks back at Keith for help, his eyes pleading. Keith isn’t looking at him, though, but at the woman instead.

Keith’s mouth twitches. “Oh please do,” he insists, dropping his pen down on his notepad so he can mimic her stance, “I’m trying to study here but this guy here’s getting in the way, so I’d truly appreciate if you did kick him out.”

Lance gapes at him, the asshole! He clamps his mouth shut, then turns to the librarian. He grimaces apologetically at her. “I’m sorry, ma'am.” He says, “There’s no need for that, I’ll shut up.”

She squints at him, skeptical, but nods and leaves anyway.

Lance thunks his forehead on the table and groans. “I hate you,” Lance hisses under his breath. He hears Keith chuckle, then groans again.

Asshole.

Day 2

Lance trudges into the bathroom with his laptop in one hand and aggressively pulls the shower curtain open with the other. “Keith, I really need your help with this.” He waves his laptop at Keith.

“WHAT THE FUCK.” Keith yelps, covering his crotch with the shampoo bottle. Lance can’t focus on Keith’s dick when his mullet’s all foamy and ridiculous like that. He can’t help but snort. “I already told you no, you fucking pervert.” Keith snarls, “Get out.”

Lance doesn’t dwell on Keith’s mullet too much, he’s a man on a mission, after all. He pouts, “I’m serious, Keith! This is important.”

“I don’t care, get the fuck out.”

“But Keith,” he whines.

“No,” Keith throws the bottle he’s holding at Lance’s head. Lance yelps and almost drops his laptop trying to dodge it.

Lance gapes at him, hugging his laptop to his chest, “CAREFUL, KEITH!”

“Out!” Keith growls, throwing the conditioner bottle at him this time.

“Ugh, fine!” Lance grumbles, defeated and stomps out of the bathroom.

Day 3

“Okay, I have an idea.”

“Shoot,” Keith says as he straps on his gloves.

Lance cracks his neck, “If I win this match, you’ll help me with my story.”

Keith scoffs as he jumps on his spot, rolling his shoulders.

Lance levels him with a look and adopts a fighting stance, “I’m serious.”

Keith lifts one eyebrow, challenging, “Come at me, then.” He beckons Lance forward with his hands.

Lance lunges at him, pulling him into a headlock. Keith hooks his arms around Lance’s thigh, hoists him up by the crotch and throws him down on the mat. Lance grunts and scrambles back on his feet.

He’s back on the floor in a matter of seconds, his torso pressed to the mat by Keith’s forearms as he straddles Lance’s ass, “Do you yield?”

Lance taps the mat twice and Keith rolls off him, cackling triumphantly.

Day 4

Lance (10:20 p.m.)

hey keith

Lance (10:22 p.m.)

keith

Lance (10:23 p.m.)

KEITH

Lance (10:26 p.m.)

key lime pie

keithypoo

keef

keithy kat

Keith (10:34 p.m.)

the fuck do u want

also why are u texting me???

ure literally a door away u idiot

Lance (10:35 p.m.)

im feeling too lazy

Keith (10:40 p.m.)

okay

what do u want???

Lance (10:42 p.m.)

i need ur help with something

Lance (10:48 p.m.)

KEITH ANSWER ME

Keith (10:50 p.m.)

oH HELL NO

not this again

[eyeroll emoji]

ask one of ur classmates

Lance (10:52 p.m.)

but keeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiith

they dont know me like u do

also they dont have ur mad editing skills

plus theyre not my friends

Keith (10:54 p.m.)

im not ur friend either

i just need u to split the rent

Lance (10:55 p.m.)

THATS A LIE AND U KNOW IT

Lance (10:56 p.m.)

right?

Lance (11:00 p.m.)

RIGHT?????????

DONT IGNORE ME KEITH

Keith (11:01 p.m.)

Lance (11:01 p.m.)

OMG

I FUCKING HATE U

U ASSHOLE

Keith (11:05 p.m.)

good night lance :)

Lance (11:06 p.m.)

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GO PISS UP A FLAGPOLE

Keith (11:07 p.m.)

Day 5

Knuckles rap on his door.

“Can I come in?” Lance asks.

“Yeah, Lance,” Keith says, taking off his glasses and sitting up on his bed. He rubs his eyes, yawning.

Lance enters Keith’s bedroom with a pout and his laptop clutched to his chest.

Keith rolls his eyes and sighs, slumping back on his bed. “Okay, fine!” He relents, rubbing his temples, “I’ll do it, I’ll edit your fucking porn.”

Lance splutters indignantly, “I TOLD YOU ALREADY KEITH, IT’S EROTICA!!!”

Keith snorts, “Yeah, whatever.”

#klance #keith #lance #klance fic #voltron fic #voltron #vld #keith x lance #my stuff

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