#once he's on pain meds and his nose is set all Jaskier can do is laugh abt it

[artistsfuneral]

Jaskier is an uprising actor and during the month of October he usually works at a haunted house (simply because it's fun and a great exercise).

It's near the end of his shift, he's sweaty, tired and ready to go home, take a long bath and fall asleep right afterwards. A father and young daughter make their way into his alley and Jaskier spots them as an easy target. He jumps out of his hiding place with a scream and immediately gets a fist into his face.

The little girl, surely not older than ten or eleven years, accidentally broke his nose.

#obviously they drive him to the hospital and geralt pays for the bill and apologizes every three seconds #once he's on pain meds and his nose is set all Jaskier can do is laugh abt it #the witcher #artistsfuneral about the witcher #geraskier #jaskier #geralt #ciri