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#only to realize ''Oh. That's Not [x]. That's A God. Whoops. I Have Just Unknowingly Admitted To Thinking [x] Is Really Hot.''
aroaceleovaldez · 2 months
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yknow actually we don't utilize the whole "gods may appear differently to different people" worldbuilding thing enough for jokes. Like, with love gods like Aphrodite and Cupid (and presumably also Aphroditus, the Erotes, and etc) it's kind of inherent, but also like.
literally in TKC we have a whole interaction of Sadie going "Wow Anubis was so hot..." cause she saw him as some hot goth teen and Carter being confused as hell because he saw Anubis with a jackal head. In the same conversation.
Where's more scenes and jokes like that. There's a lot of opportunity here.
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cipheress-to-k-pop · 4 years
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Tye Longshadow x Barnes!Reader
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Anon Asked:  Hi! Do you think you could do Tye Longshadow x Barnes! Reader? Bonus for Jaime’s reaction and stuff too, thank you so much in advance! I just can’t get enough of dad! Bucky
You join the Young Justice team as kind of an act of rebellion
You were getting pissed off because the Avengers wouldn’t listen to you
It’s not like you were powerless, you had abilities
Your father didn’t want you out on the field because you were his little girl and it was dangerous out there
And while you did understand that
It was pissing you off because they wouldn’t listen to you when it came to something as small as what route to take
Just because you were a kid
So, you decided that you’d go to a team where being a kid isn’t a problem
You’re integrated quite quickly since you’re representing the Avengers
When your dad found out though, he was heartbroken
Steve tried to comfort him being like “She needs to leave the nest so she can spread her wings and fly.”
“Shut the hell up, Steve.”
“I’m sorry dad, I just had to do this.”
“I understand, baby doll, just be safe okay?”
“And bring back a batarang or something!”
“Tony!!”
The others are quite jealous that you have such a non-problematic relationship with your dad
You meet Tye through the team and you immediately hit it off
He was very lowkey and cool which was a welcome change from Tony and Thor back in New York
You two spend a lot of time together, even outside of the team
Mostly at the skatepark
Even if you don’t know how to skateboard
“You know how to shoot a gun and steer an airship. But you can’t skateboard?”
“I just don’t understand how you can control where this thing goes just by putting your feet on it.”
He usually teaches you how and definitely teases you about wearing knee pads
“You’ve been through countless fights.”
“And I never scrape my knees thanks to these babies!”
He hears ALOT about your family
Since you’ve never been away from your family for too long
You begin to miss them very quickly
He can tell you’re getting homesick because of the sheer amount that you talk about it
Even when it doesn’t seem related
“You know my dad likes pecan pie.”
“We’re eating quesadillas.”
But you never say that you miss them or are feeling homesick because you don’t want anyone to think you’re a baby
But Tye realizes and wants to do something nice for you
So, he snatches your phone when you’re not paying attention and contacts your dad
And Bucky is only too happy to drop everything and fly over there to see you
“Dad?”
“Hey, baby.”
You totally ran across the room, flying right into your dad’s arms
Good thing he has a metal arm because otherwise the sheer impact would have gotten him flat on his ass
Tye is quietly watching from the side-lines and he’s unknowingly smiling just watching you hug your dad tightly
Even though it’s not the case for him, he knows that you’re really close to your dad
And it makes him happy to see you happy
But he never makes anything of it
Until Jaime literally brings it to his attention
“You literally bent over backwards so her dad would be allowed in here.”
“That’s only because she missed her dad.”
“I miss my mother, too.”
“Then call her for god’s sake, are you that lazy?”
After hearing it from Jaime, Tye becomes a little more aware
And he quickly realizes that he’s falling for you
It kind of freaks him out a bit
So, he gets a little quiet
More than usual
“You sure you’re okay, Tye?”
“Yep, Bueno.”
“Okay....”
You don’t spend a lot of time with Tye that week, opting to stick to your dad and show him around
He isn’t as upset as he thought he would be
And a part of him wants to bring to your attention that he was the one who called your dad so he can get your affection
But ultimately decides against it
But you find out eventually, through your father
“You aren’t going to introduce me to your boyfriend?”
“Who? Tye?”
“Yeah, he was the one who called me over here.”
That day the hug you give Tye nearly knocks him off his feet and he’s blushing but hides his face in your shoulder
“Thank you...”
“No problem.”
The crush becomes embarrassingly obvious after that
But it’s quite obvious that he’s stuck in the friendzone
And everyone around him just cringes every time he tries to tell you how he feels and you just have no idea
“Let’s go on a date to that restaurant.”
“Great idea! Let’s call Jaime too, he wanted to try out the food there.”
“(Y/N), I like you.”
“Cute, but flattery doesn’t work on me, you’re not getting any more of my fries.”
Your dad finds it incredibly amusing
A part of him wants to tell you because it’s downright painful to watch
But another wants to kill Tye for even looking at you
Tye eventually thinks of a good idea
He knows how much you look up to your dad
So, he thinks that taking your dad’s permission before asking you out would probably be a good way to show you that he likes you
But your dad wasn’t born yesterday
“Drop and give me 50.”
“What?”
“You heard me. My daughter isn’t going to date a weakling. I want 50 pushups.”
He can’t even get through 15 of them but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t try
Luckily for him, you get there just in time to see him faceplant onto the ground
“What the heck is he doing?” You ask your dad
“Physical test.”
“For what?”
“Application to be your boyfriend.”
“Oh. OH!”
And your blushing and really very happy because Tye? The guy you’ve been crushing on since you got here? Likes you back?
And he’s just like “I’m sorry did you just say physical test? You mean there’s a written test?”
There isn’t actually a written test
But Tony sends him 300 questions to be finished in 16 minutes just to mess with him
“Who’s (Y/N)’s favourite avenger: A) Tony Stark. B) Iron Man. C) Tony Man. D) Iron Stark.”
Tye is touched-starved and loves affection so you spend a lot of time in each other’s rooms just cuddling
Dates are lowkey but still intimate
And he is possibly the most supportive boyfriend you can find out there
Totally supports you in anything
But offers his true judgement and honest advice when you need to hear it
Since you still miss your dad at time, zoom calls with the three of you are a thing
“Move over Tye, I can’t see my daughter.”
“Whoops, sorry sir.”
In actuality, you were sitting on his lap and Tye pouted when you had to move off it
Tye and Bucky being part of the ‘Amazing hair team.’
“Can I join?”
“No, Clint, your hair sucks.”
Bucky doesn’t give him the traditional dad speech but he does intimidate him every chance he gets
Of course, it doesn’t help that he actually owns and knows how to use multiple guns
Tye thought that meeting the Avengers would actually be normal
He can’t imagine why
Tony kept trying to embarrass you; “Hey, boyfriend! Look at pictures of (Y/N) crying when her dad had to go for a mission.”
Clint was fake-crying; “Oh, my darling baby is all grown up.”
Thor was generally confused but what’s new
Bruce was just in the middle of the chaos, trying to pretend that these are not the people that he works with
Natasha was like; “You’ll name your daughter Natasha, right? You won’t betray me like Clint did?” “I DIDN’T BETRAY YOU; GOD DID!”
And Steve just comes up to him in a pink apron, offering cookies
“Yep, let’s go back now.”
“Good idea.”
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