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deepspacedukat · 2 years

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I publish my first drafts… with spellcheck and minor syntax changes. Really I just reread it and change a couple things. Part of it I think is that I say what I’m writing out loud which definition helps with the structure.

I’m sorry I’m making my own first contact AU brainrot worse but like? Humans would literally be friends with everyone. Eventually. Not the Romulans but the Klingons would probably be our frenimies. Hi I want Mr. Stuck in the Mines lawyer to be Mr. Poppins (oh yes, I’m making that joke/reference). Soval being Earth’s first Vulcan diplomat is just over here in his birthday suit with that green shirt on the floor getting positively destroyed by Claudine (Rue Maclanahan (spelling?)). Uncle grabbing his niece (my poor OC) when he’s half way through med school like: apparently I’m the ambassador now??? I need a full staff. Give me a list of the best graduates from Hereford Medical STAT. You can come work for me after you graduate.

There’s still that whole prison camp issue but I’m blaming the Romulans for running it (but also it’s completely staffed by Vulcans because I say so). So many hot Andorians drooling over the now completely new staff at the embassy and none of them are human but they’re DTF and so are the Andorians. Whole ass courtship stuff here. It’s been like 90 years and they still haven’t figured out how to ask someone on a date. ‘Look I don’t want to punch you because that’s just really uncomfortable for both of us so I’m just going to punch your mouth with my mouth if you’re okay with that’ kind of HI I AM ATTEMPTING TO FLIRT WITH YOU PLEASE BEND ME OVER RIGHT NOW. Also a lot of competence porn on both sides.

Andorians: Okay the space puppies are weird but they solved half of our problems without trying.

Not-Humans: Oooooh if you only knew how adorably dumb you were. I mean you can’t even sense on the metaphysical level. Why do you think WE INVENTED transporters?

Humans: Look I did math and I think I can make the engines better. I just have to crawl up there and get dirty.

Vulcans: *facepalm* We need to attach ourselves to the humans for logical reasons *squints in technology*

Tellarites: Clearly these maggots are capable of a decent job. What job that is we have no idea but they did tame two whole species and the Klingons… are friendly? No that can’t be right. *Checks notes* It IS?!?!?!?!?!?!!???!!?!?!

Klingons: That woman pulled a floor lamp out of a bag and absolutely destroyed my enemies in court. I think she’s my wife now? Clearly I have been blessed by Khaless. Also her son-in-law’s brother has a beard that made the high council tremble. MORE BLOODWINE!

-Horta-in-Charge

Omg yesyesyesyesyes!

This is making my brain absolutely vibrate! I love it! Thank you so much for expanding your AU idea, my friend!!!! 👀💖

*squints in technology* 😂 That fits. 10000/10 Yes indeed!

#deepspacedukat asks #horta in charge #I've reread this at least 5 times #thank you for this

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roachmattea · 3 years

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Remember yesterday when I was quizzing you on hair well I made a picrew of my best approximations on how it would look and which way would come out the best so do you wanna see it

ooOOOH YESYESYESYESYES

#tw caps #amelia and mb Interact™#interaction with amelia

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cupidmarwani-archive · 5 years

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The Med Groupchat

Summary: The title speaks for itself.

WC: 1.5k

[crickett has renamed the chat “SEXY BITCHES”]

crickett: my city now

[Maggie<3 has renamed the chat “Gaffney ED”]

Maggie<3: Absolutely not

J. Lanik: Dr. Marcel, I can just kick you out of the chat if you cannot take this seriously.

crickett: rude

[J. Lanik has changed “crickett”’s username to “Crockett Marcel”]

[Crockett Marcel has changed “Crockett Marcel”’s username to “crickett”]

[crickett has added “HUBBY” to the chat]

HUBBY: Hi this is Ethan Crockett made my username and I don’t know how to change it

J. Lanik: I can change it in the chat for you I have admin privileges

crickett: no fun

HUBBY: Please change my username

[J. Lanik has changed “HUBBY”’s username to “Ethan Choi”]

crickett: how come u have all the power

J. Lanik: Because I’m an adult.

FreeWilly: who acts like a five year old lmao

J. Lanik: YOU KNEW I WAS SAVING THAT SORBET FOR FRIDAY NIGHT AS A TREAT FOR MYSELF

crickett: no need to yell

[crickett has sent an image to the chat]

FreeWilly: WHAT THE FUCK CROCKETT

J. Lanik: HOLY SHIT

[Maggie<3 has left the chat]

[crickett has deleted a message from the chat]

crickett: sorry babes i meant to send that to @EthanChoi

Ethan Choi: I’m breaking up with you

[J. Lanik has added “Maggie<3” to the chat]

Ethan Choi: You’re safe now, Maggie

Lesbian’s Wife: hey google how do i bleach my brain

Lesbian: Seconded

Maggie<3: Remind me which one of you is which

Lesbian: I’m Ava

FreeWilly: I remember cos Sarah never shuts up about being Ava’s wife

Lesbian’s Wife: I’m Ava’s wife <3

[J. Lanik has changed “Lesbian”’s username to “Bekker”]

[J. Lanik has changed “Lesbian’s Wife”’s username to “Other Bekker”]

crickett: not that i dont love and support dr bekker but this is the ed chat

crickett: since u wont let me name it the sexy bitches chat

J. Lanik: She’s married to Sarah and cardiology is always down here.

J. Lanik: WAIT

[J. Lanik has added “connor” to the chat]

[J. Lanik has added “MommyPower” to the chat]

Maggie<3: I love you, Nat, but please change your username

crickett: give me admin power

[MommyPower has changed “MommyPower”’s username to “Nat”]

Nat: I’m in a mom chat leave me alone

Maggie<3: How’s Owen btw

crickett: @J.Lanik give me admin give me admin

Ethan Choi: do not give him admin I’m begging you

[J. Lanik has promoted “Ethan Choi” to administrator]

[Ethan Choi has changed “J. Lanik”’s username to “BooBoo the Fool”]

Nat: Owen is great thanks for asking! He just started soccer.

[Ethan Choi has removed “BooBoo the Fool” from the chat]

Ethan Choi: YOU FOOL

Ethan Choi: I HAVE ACCESS TO ETHAN’S PHONE

Ethan Choi: AND HE IS EASILY DISTRACTIBLE!

crickett: He locked himself in the bathroom with my phone. But now I have his

Ethan Choi: WAIT NO I HAVE PRIVATE STUFF THERE

Maggie<3: More private than your dick pics?

Connor: his WHAT

[Ethan Choi has added “BooBoo the Fool” to the chat.]

[BooBoo the Fool has changed “BooBoo the Fool”’s username to “Lanik”]

[Lanik has demoted “Ethan Choi” from administrator]

Lanik: This close to removing you from the chat, Marcel.

crickett: u love me too much

Bekker: Crockett sent us all his dick earlier @connor

crickett: NOT ON PURPOSE

connor: ...is it a good dick

crickett: i mean yeah? i hope so

Ethan Choi: I’d like to stop talking about my husband’s dick please

Ethan Choi: (but for the record @connor it is a good dick)

Other Bekker: can we not talk abt his dick

Other Bekker: not unless i can talk about the strap but lanik said thats not allowed

Bekker: So he can send nudes but Sarah can’t talk about our new strap?

[Lanik has added “Dr. Charles” to the chat]

Lanik: Will this make you all calm down?

Dr. Charles: I don’t want to be involved here.

[Dr. Charles has left the chat]

Other Bekker: DAD

connor: lmao daddy issues

Bekker: @connor is this the hill you wanna die on?

[connor has deleted a message from the chat]

FreeWilly: can we all calm down lol

crickett: no. @connor dm if you wanna see my dick

Ethan Choi: …

crickett: i was kidding!!

crickett: haha unless……..

Lanik: Please do not plan threesomes in the work groupchat.

April: @Lanik bitter because you weren’t invited

crickett: OOOOOH burn

Ethan Choi: Does @no-ah have us on mute

April: yes

crickett: I’ll dm him some booty pics

Ethan Choi: Do not dm him booty pics

crickett: doing so is a public service

FreeWilly: to be fair Ethan he does get naked anywhere and everywhere

Nat: Including my birthday party >:(

crickett: in my defense u and april and sarah were also naked

Other Bekker: i remember that lmao

Lanik: This is a work chat.

FreeWilly: we should have a nude exchange

[Lanik has removed “FreeWilly” from the chat]

crickett: ooooh drama. are yall gonna break up

[Lanik has muted “crickett”]

Maggie<3: It’s so… quiet

Ethan Choi: Please unmute him he’s whiny

[Lanik has unmuted “crickett”]

connor: anyways

connor: who wants to talk about their trauma

Bekker: @connor Like when you accused me of murder

Other Bekker: when i was a kid my mom really hated me and ive never really felt loved and maybe thats why im in a constant state of loneliness and being unfulfilled and even though im the happiest ive ever been i constantly feel like im on the edge of a cliff and at any moment im gonna fall over the edge and die

connor: that was loaded

Other Bekker: you asked

Maggie<3: I was traumatized by seeing Crockett’s penis

connor: lucky :(

Lanik: Jeez kids can you lighten up a little

Nat: HE KNOWS MEMES HE KNOWS MEMES

crickett: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THIS JIMOTHY

Lanik: Don’t call me Jimothy.

Ethan Choi: @connor why are you thirsty

[Lanik has added “FreeWilly” to the chat]

Lanik: It’s worse without you

FreeWilly: that may be the nicest thing youve ever said to me…

crickett: hey baby

crickett: baby

Nat: Use dm

crickett: baby

Ethan Choi: What

crickett: since ur going to the hospital tonight can u pick up my meds uwu <3

Ethan Choi: Only if you promise to never say uwu again

[Other Bekker has renamed the chat “uwu”]

Nat: uwu

connor: uwu

Other Bekker: uwu

Bekker: uwu

April: uwu

Maggie<3: uwu

FreeWilly: uwu

Crickett: OWO

Ethan Choi: I want a divorce

[Lanik has renamed the chat “SHUT THE FUCK UP MARCEL”]

connor: lanik snapped

FreeWilly: hot

connor: WAIT CROCKETT DID YOU DO THAT ON PURPOSE

crickett: ;)

Bekker: What did he do

connor: i saw the dick pick. @EthanChoi you were right its nice

Lanik: Please stop planning threesomes in the chat

Ethan Choi: @connor I’ll set up a private chat

connor: yesyesyesyesyes

Nat: I wish I could get laid this easily…

April: You can

Maggie<3: I’m with @Lanik can you guys not be horny in this chat

Other Bekker: my two modes are horny and depressed

Bekker: Actually you have a third- hungry

Other Bekker: fair

No-ah: This is why I have the chat muted

[No-ah has left the chat]

[Lanik has added “Queen Elsa” to the chat]

Bekker: Rounding out the lesbianism I see

Queen Elsa: Is this even a chat I want to be in?

Ethan Choi: No

Maggie<3: No

crickett: yes

Other Bekker: to summarize: crockett sent a dickpic on accident and connor was disappointed he didnt see it and now hes gonna sleep with ethan and crockett and also i think nat and april are gonna get laid and also in case you didnt know yet will and jimmy are dating

Other Bekker: AND @Bekker IS MY WIFE!

Maggie<3: There it is

Lanik: Hi, Ms. Curry. This is the groupchat for the ED and I trust that you’ll treat this respectfully unlike some of the other doctors have been

Queen Elsa: Did you just call me a doctor?

crickett: do not listen to him this chat is all fun and games and dickpics

Queen Elsa: If that last part is true, I’m leaving the chat.

crickett: it only happened once and it was an accident

[Other Bekker has sent an image]

Other Bekker: look at my wife look at my wife look at my wife

FreeWilly: @April @Nat are you guys still here

Maggie<3: It looks like they both have us on mute

crickett: good for them,, we been knew they were in love

Ethan Choi: Please act like a person

crickett: bold of u to assume im a person

[connor has renamed the chat “tinder for lonely gay doctors and nurses”]

Other Bekker: DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN HELP ELSA GET A GIRLFRIEND

Queen Elsa: I have one.

Other Bekker: omg omg omg spill

Lanik: I feel like none of you are taking this seriously.

[Lanik has promoted “Maggie<3” to administrator]

Lanik: Never let it be said that I did not try.

[Maggie<3 has changed “Lanik”’s username to”BooBoo the Fool”]

[BooBoo the Fool has left the chat]

#chicago med #chicago med fic #one chicago #mine #fic #medgroupchat

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smut-camren · 7 years

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Locker Room Revelations (Chapter 2)

Original Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8501957/2/Locker-Room-Revelations

Lauren leant back a little and Camila faltered on extremely shaky legs:

"Laur…Lauren, I d-don't think I can stand…"

The Latina grinned and proceeded to get a firm grip on Camila's hips and started to walk her over to the nearest bench, being careful to keep her dick inside the brunette all the way. Camila moaned and mewled as she shuffled forwards, gasping with each movement of Lauren's cock inside her. Lauren finally stopped when they were both straddling the bench and slowly pulled out of Camila's tight hole. The squelching sounds of the Latina's dick easing out of Camila's cum-filled back passage mingled with the brunette's loud anguished groan as she was left with an aching emptiness in her ass. She twitched and whimpered, desperate to be filled again.

Before she knew it, her friend had her lying face down on the bench; arms and legs hanging limply down the sides. Her breath caught in her throat when she felt Lauren part her cheeks and press the head of her cock against her convulsing asshole again and then her eyes rolled back in her head when the brunette thrust in all the way, hard and rough.

"AAAAAH FUUUCK! Yesyesyesyesyes! Shiiiitt…uuunnnggghh…"

Lauren groaned – Camila's ass still felt so tight around her cock despite the hard pounding she'd taken barely minutes ago.

"There you go, Camz, now you can just lie there and take it like a bitch! That's what you want, isn't it? OH FUUUCK!"

Lauren gasped when she felt Camila clench hard around her, practically strangling her dick.

Camila couldn't help the spasm that shot through her insides at the Latina's words. The idea of helplessly lying there, just having to take all that Lauren had to give was driving her crazy. Remembering how her begging had really gotten the other girl going earlier, she tried to gather herself enough to form words. She was willing to say anything to get Lauren to start fucking her again.

"Yesssss! Please Laur, I want it so bad! Fuck me like a bitch, the dirty bitch I am for your dick! I'm such a slut, I need it! Please, I'm begging you – fuck me, fuck me hard!"

Lauren groaned as her eyes rolled back in her head. She reached down with shaking hands and grasped the brunette's hips, lifting her slightly to get a better angle. The change in position made Camila squeal but that quickly turned into a loud shriek as the dark-haired girl behind her pulled halfway out only to slam right back in. Hard.

Lauren had no idea how or why this transformation had come over Camila, but she was loving it. The smaller girl’s husky voice was making sounds that had Lauren thrusting harder and faster.

Camila also had no idea what had gotten into her – all she knew was that she had never felt so good, not even during those rare times when she'd gotten herself off and then spent days stewing in guilt. Thankfully the mind-blowing pleasure was completely distracting her from her shame and she embraced it:

"OOOOOOH GOOOOD! Lauren, I – SHIT! – I want it harder! PLEASE I NEED IT! Uuuuuuuh-uh-uh-uh-uh! Fuck fuck fuck it's so good!"

"Shit Camz, you feel so good! So tight…oooooh…you're so good…"

There was a small pause as both Camila and Lauren froze, taken aback by the slightly tender moment (well, compared to the way they'd been talking to each other before). Lauren recovered first and started pounding even harder and faster into the tiny brunette, pushing the niggling warm feeling to the back of her mind. She recognized the signs of Camila's impending release as her ass tightened around her once more.

"Yeah that's right, take it! Take it like a fucking whore! Such a dirty bitch – you're gonna cum, aren't you?"

"Uuuuuuhhh…oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh!"

"Answer me, whore!"

"Uuuuh fuck, fuck yes I'm gonna cum again! Oh god just don't stop! I - I - OOOOOOOHHH! UUUUUUNNNGGGGH! AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AAAAAAH! Shiiiit…OOOOH!"

Lauren kept thrusting frantically through Camila's orgasm, using all her strength to keep pushing in and out of the pulsing, vice-like grip of the brunette's ass. Camila's eyes widened and her screams grew even louder as she kept cumming. And cumming. And cumming. She was thrashing and shaking, her hands gripping the sides of the bench in a desperate attempt not to fall off. All she could feel was an almost painful ecstasy pounding in waves from her ass all across her body, her clit pulsing against the hard bench beneath her while her nipples rubbed back and forth against the sweat-slicked surface, the friction adding to her pleasure despite the barrier of her Cheerios shirt. She felt completely weak and helpless, the tight spasms of her ass making Lauren's huge dick feel even bigger, drawing the seemingly endless orgasm out even longer. At this point Camila collapsed, completely boneless, against the bench; shuddering helplessly and jerking each time another wave of orgasmic pleasure ripped through her.

Finally Lauren released her load into Camila's hungry back passage, throwing her head back and moaning almost as loud as the blonde as she came even harder and longer than before.

"UUUUUUHHH FUUUUUUCKK! Take it! Take it all in that slutty hole! Ooooooohhh…"

Camila let out one last, long shriek as the feeling of the hot, sticky warmth flooding her ass triggered another intense, mind-blowing orgasm. She was gasping for breath and grunted as Lauren collapsed on top of her.

For a few minutes the only sound in the room was both of the girls' heavy panting. Lauren was first to recover and slowly attempted to stand on shaking legs, groaning a little as her dick slipped out of Camila's ass. Her knees weakened further as she stared at the sight below her, her cock twitching and starting to harden again. Camila's ass and thighs were covered in her thick, white cum; and more was slowly dribbling out of the brunette's stretched, still twitching asshole.

The Latina decided she wasn't going to stop until Camila told her to. By the end of this, she was determined to make sure that her friend was completely addicted to her and her cock. This was just too good an opportunity to pass up. So she leant forward and smacked Camila hard on the ass, forcing a helpless groan out of the dazed girl.

"Turn over, you little whore!"

Camila whimpered as she struggled to find the strength to follow Lauren's order. Oh god, Lauren was giving her orders! And it was turning her on beyond belief… She took a deep breath and forced herself up before flipping over and collapsing down onto the bench again. She looked up and her heart skipped a beat at the predatory look on her dark-haired friend's face. She shivered helplessly as Lauren sauntered slowly over before grabbing her thighs and dragging her down the bench until her ass hung over the edge.

"Laur, what – what are you doing?"

"Well, I figured that since you've been a good slut and taken your punishment, you deserve a reward."

Camila watched with wide eyes as Lauren knelt down at the end of the bench, smirking as she came face-to-face with her friend's wet, throbbing pussy.

"Oh my god…"

Lauren laughed at Camila's desperate whine and lowered her head, never breaking eye contact with the squirming brunette as she took the first taste of her cunt. As soon as her tongue made contact in one long, wet stroke, Camila let out an ear-splitting shriek and her head fell back against the bench.

"Shit shit shit Laur that's sooooo good! Oh God don't stop, please!"

Lauren grinned, this just got better and better:

"Tell me you’re my little slut."

"Oh God…please, please!"

"Tell me you’re my slut. Come on, you might as well admit it, you're already begging like a whore!"

"Fuck – I'm your slut! Now PLEASE! Fuck – just keep going!"

With that, Lauren dove back in, licking and sucking with enthusiasm. She placed open-mouthed kisses on Camila's soaking cunt and sucked on her pussy-lips until the blonde was a moaning, mewling mess. But she deliberately avoided the girl's pulsing clit, leading to cries of frustration from Camila. After about 10 minutes of this, Camila could stand it no longer. She tried to reach down with a shaky hand to grab the Latina's hair move that talented tongue to where it was most needed. But Lauren immediately swatted her hand away and, even worse, pulled back from Camila's dripping pussy.

"Nooooooooo!"

"Bad slut! Try that again and I'll stop and leave you like this! Understand?!"

"Yes, yes, I'm sorry, I understand but please, Lauren, I need to cum so bad! Please don't tease me anymore!"

Lauren dove back in, sucking Camila's clit into her mouth and flicking it expertly with her tongue. Camila immediately let out her loudest scream yet as she started cumming. Her hips jerked wildly and she moaned and shrieked as Lauren somehow managed to keep hold of her and keep sucking on her clit.

"UUUUUHHH-UH-UH-UH OH GOD! UUNNGH fuckfuckfuck AAAAHH!"

Lauren moaned as Camila's cum gushed into her mouth and on her chin, soaking her in its tangy sweetness. The vibrations on Camila's clit sent another wave of pleasure ripping through the helpless brunette, who lay limp and shuddering as she moaned wantonly. She whimpered a little as Lauren slowed her ministrations, taking long licks of her wet, spasming hole while avoiding her sensitive clit.

But the Latina wasn't done yet. With a cocky smile on her face, Lauren's tongue started picking up speed again, drawing some tortured groans from her exhausted friend:

"Shit, Laur – I don't think I can – OOOOOOHH!"

Lauren speared her pussy with her tongue, driving in as deep as she could. She immediately set a hard and fast rhythm, ruthlessly tongue-fucking the squealing girl whose hips were once again jerking and pushing against her face as her back arched off the bench. She started flicking and twisting her tongue and Camila's eyes widened she started moaning and, to the dark-haired girl's delight, begging again;

"Ohmygod shit shit SHIIIIT! Jesus just don't stop, please don't ever stop, uuuuhhh yes, yes – fuck my pussy with your tongue! UUUNNNHHH!"

Camila's eyes rolled back as she came again, strange colourful shapes bursting into her vision. Her head thrashed from side to side as she was thrown into a violent, full-body orgasm; every part of her tingling and burning with pleasure. She alternated between moaning loudly and gasping for breath – the ecstasy seemed never ending as she squirted long and hard into her friend's mouth.

Lauren pushed through determinedly as Camila's cunt tightened and convulsed around her tongue. She moaned at the taste of the brunette's cum, drinking in every delicious drop. She kept going until the girl grew limp and quiet once more, only letting out some pathetic whimpers as the aftershocks jolted through her. Finally Lauren slipped her tongue out her spent pussy, wiping her mouth and chin with the back of her hand as she tried to catch her breath. She leant back and stared at the girl in front of her.

Camila was lying unmoving on the bench, arms dangling down the sides. Eyes still closed, she seemed only half-conscious as a dazed, silly grin slid onto her face. Suddenly the Latina thought to check the time and swore softly as she saw how late they were. But as she glanced at the brunette, she knew they had no choice but to clean themselves up before heading home – Camila's pussy, ass and thighs were covered in a combination of their cum and she was actually dripping onto the floor.

"Camz. Camila! Come on, we have to shower and get back, at least before dinner! Hey, Camz! Are you listening?"

#lauren g!p #series #update #Locker Room Revelations

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